and by hilarious i mean hilariously bad

alright but listen, just listen, hypothetically if lotor was the galra from the weblum, how hilarious would it be if he was just deadass convinced that he owed a life debt to keith???? like can we please just talk about a ridiculous s3 in which the big bad is actually just like “hard pass, this guy saved my life, not gonna kill him” or, maybe life debts are a big deal in galra culture and so lotor physically can’t be the one to take out voltron because it would involve killing keith in the process. i mean can you imagine how hilarious it would be to have to explain to galra generals that, sorry, their prince can’t come to the battlefield right now because the mullet guy pulled him out of a small intestine once

i think my favorite part about lito feeling sun’s menstrual cramps was that the show set it up to showcase that men really can’t handle the pain and mood swings

sun is just going through her day like normal, but lito’s having a fucking mental breakdown it’s HILARIOUS

Gang Activity AU HCs

I’ve been thinking about them a lot lately so

  • Evie has a knife collection but not just normal knives, aesthetic as hell knives. Knives with flowers carved into the hilt, pastel knives, ceramic knives. It’s Evie’s signature.
  • Mal loves watching Evie in the interrogation room. It’s pretty hot watching her handle a knife like she’s seconds away from throwing it at someone’s throat.
  • Mal and Evie being a couple is Auradon’s worst kept secret. They flaunt it like hell and nobody has the guts to ask them about it. Their enemies think they could exploit it but they realize how wrong they are once Evie gets her hands on them. Mal tells Evie they should just make a sample out of it instead of hiding the bodies but Evie says it’s hilarious to see their faces when they realize just how much violence she’s capable of.
  • Jay and Carlos being a couple is Auradon’s best kept secret. Jay looks and acts like a manic playboy, at least to the media. Carlos likes to be hidden and finds Jay’s supposed “exploits” hilarious when they have it on the news and teases Jay about how awkward he was trying to flirt with Carlos.
  • They have a lot of Bad Habits. And by bad, I mean murderous.
    • Mal has the tendency to ice out any hint of betrayal and she’s terrifying when she does. She leaves out bloody dismembered bodies as a warning to anyone and everyone who interacts with her crew.
    • Evie likes playing with her victims, in more than one way. She leads them into empty halls with pretty smiles and sparkling eyes but she also has them begging on their knees (or whatever’s left) somehow getting them to believe they have a chance at freedom for hours on end.
    • Jay blows things up for fun. Unsurprising really. But not as funny when he tells you he stuffed you full of explosives and he guesses you should probably try to keep away from fire now as he lights a cigarette with a manic grin on his face.
    • Carlos’  is pretty surprising considering his hatred for his mother though also not really. He despises it when people look down on him or insults his friends and he wants to put on a show, but, Mal’s way is pretty gruesome and messy. Mal thinks his way of exsanguination and skinning them to make clothes is pretty bad too but, whatever, he likes his collection.

(More Gang Activity AU stuff @ https://askthecore4crew.tumblr.com/)

anonymous asked:

Something I liked about blackbird was the fact that Yuuri wasnt the almost virgin/inexperienced one. I wish other authors would reverse the roles more often too.

Anon, let me tell you, my fannish output is so heavily motivated by spite it’s not even funny. If there’s a widely held fanon that I disagree with, I will end up making a point to include the most opposite version possible in as many of my fics as possible. I don’t even have to disagree with it that strongly, if it’s everywhere enough to irritate me then the spite gears start grinding.

I mean I came out of the show assuming that Victor was pretty inexperienced, given his hilariously bad flirting, but after so much exposure to uber-suave and experienced Victor in fic, awkward dweeb Victor who hasn’t had a boyfriend since he was about 20 has risen from the earth to become a mighty death hill. And Yuuri emotionally destroying a bunch of previous hookups or even actual boyfriends because he is such an anxious, self-involved jerk is so fucking hilarious to me.

And I mean come on, Yuuri skates a whole short programme about how much he wants to bang Victor, he’s not some kind of uwu blushing cinnamon roll virgin who doesn’t know how his dick works.

anonymous asked:

how would you fix batman trror

TBH I could go on like 11 different tangents about this comic I just-

Batman: Terror’s first half has a good premise that has a lot of room for like, interesting shit seriously, but like, the second half and all the fucking writing I just-

  • I think it’s a foregone conclusion that I’d cut out almost everything after Strange gets his sorry ass impaled that involves Selina and the bullies getting kidnapped and just cut to the fast flooding room with igniting gas pipes and have the rigging be Strange’s handiwork, not Jon’s.  This would erase the weirdness of Strange somehow being alive for several days post-impalement, basically everything with Jon’s magical growing scythe, and allow more time for Jon to actually reasonably snap.  It would also have the very likable angle of Jon, being the self-preservationist he is, actually helping Bruce escape instead of attacking him after Bruce says “Stop, I’m trying to get us out of here.”  It would also make Jon getting pulled under by Strange all the more terrifying because you almost forget he’s there and suddenly Jon is pulled under and its revealed that Strange is still alive.
  • Cut basically everything involving Selina because those are generally THE worst parts and Jon calling Selina “pussycat” makes me so uncomfortable.  Like the mention at the beginning and her helping Bruce save Jon, minus the dialogue, is fine, keep that, get rid of everything else.
  • What is that writing job on Jon?  It’s weird and uncomfortable and the only good line is “I am a strong-willed, single-minded, Strange-hating machine” but even then it’s only good if you don’t take it seriously, at all.  Everything he says and about half the shit he does is ooc and just, weird.
  • The art is just bad, all of it can go in the trash, hire someone competent with anatomy, and good at drawing.
  • Extend Strange’s manipulation of Jon, because it would be more reasonable for Jon, a PSYCHIATRIST, to have a hard time falling for Strange’s tricks on the outset.
  • Remove the hypnotism aspect, just keep it to manipulation.  The hypnotism is sloppily done and has a lot of plot holes and like halfway through the entirety of the plot point drops out and is only mentioned one more time in passing near the end.  When writing, apply the concept of Chekov’s gun.  This is stated in a metaphor: Don’t put a gun on stage if it’s not going to go off.  Don’t put an element into the plot if it’s not going to serve any real purpose.  Strange could get Jon out through manipulation just as well as he could get Jon out through hypnotism, there is no use to it.
  • Strange just manipulating Jon could also have other points to make.  There are ways you could go with this that could make Jon become more fearless because he overcame another fear, not that it was hypnotized out of fearing anything.
  • Similarly, Strange verbally abusing Jon is a little too short lived and poorly done if I’m gonna be honest.  I’d extend it because the purpose of it is to make the readers feel that Jon’s retribution is justified, as it stands it isn’t.  People are okay with Jon attacking Strange because Strange is a skeevy bastard, not because they think Jon is justified.
  • Jon’s recurring traits in the comics are usually a bitter, sarcastic attitude and a skill at manipulation that makes him good at both manipulating and recognizing when he’s being manipulated.  Play with that, have Jon and Strange pit their egos against each other, a duel of wits as it were, and that way Strange winning could also be something brought up later, like as a point before Jon attacks Strange, when he realizes Strange has been using him this whole time.  Again, using retribution correctly, and justifying it despite acknowledging its depravity.  Jon tries to kill Strange for using him as a puppet and abusing him, that is justified in his mind because Strange disrespected both him and his autonomy, and this is something Batman recognizes.
  • I have no comment on the fucking manikin Strange dressed up as Catwoman.  All I will say is I could see Strange doing that but it’s still really fucking skeevy and I did NOT need confirmation that he was using that thing as a sex doll.  That makes it worse, it makes me feel bad for Jon.
  • Hey writers I know you don’t like giving Jon or Bruce anything relating to actual human emotions 50% of the time but here’s a thought: they’re fucking human beings.  Jon is going to respond to being stopped by Batman with hostility in the heat of the moment, yes, but not because he’s angry at Batman for ruining his revenge, he’s going to be hostile because he’s stressed and afraid.  People in hostage situations are hostile towards rescuers out of fear, especially when they’re already under a lot of stress.  Jon’s been manipulated and abused on top of being held hostage, when Batman shows up his first thought is going to be fear that Batman is going to hurt him or return him to Arkham, not that Batman is here to save him or stop him from killing Strange.  It’s a self-preservation instinct.  I don’t care how angry with Strange Jon is or how stunted his fear response is, he’s going to be scared, even if it’s just subconsciously, because he’s a fucking hostage.  You don’t just regard being held hostage as a blase thing if it’s never happened to you.
  • That fucking toupee needs to go, now, burn it.
  • Joker recognizing Strange through his disguise was great, but it was also one panel.  Chekov’s gun guys, Chekov’s gun.
  • Hear me out on this: Instead of being lured to Crime Alley by Jon and Selina working in tandem and figuring things out from there, Bruce finds the mansion because he’s told Jon is missing, knows the most observant inmate at Arkham is Joker, goes and finds out Strange took Jon from Arkham, and finds Jon that way.  This could even work like that one Gotham Adventures comic where Bruce goes to find Leland somewhere in Arkham and decides to ask Joker first.
  • What the fuck is Jon’s backstory?  It’s a mess and doesn’t explain his sudden hot damn with the crazy.  Year One explains, this does not.
  • BRUCE THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON.
  • Bruce is not THAT conflicted about being in love with Selina, please stop with the ridiculous manpain for like, 5 seconds writers, please, it’s really annoying.
  • Bruce also doesn’t look at Rogues like “this person would probably be a murderer.”  He considers them unwell and in need of help, which they are.
  • Why isn’t Strange bleeding?  He’s not bleeding.  This is an actual problem.  He was impaled he should be bleeding.
  • Reasonably, as Strange is holding Jon hostage, Jon would not have his costume on hand or the means to make one, the entire climax of the story should reasonably be done with Jon either in civvies or his Arkham uniform.  This is just a nitpick but it bugged me.

That’s all I got.  I think this comic is hilariously bad, but that doesn’t mean I think it should escape its due criticisms or couldn’t work in the slightest.  There are story elements and plot points that could work.  Strange holding Jon hostage with the intent of killing Batman is a premise that could work.  However, there are several sloppy plot threads, characters are poorly motivated or straight-up not in character, and the art and writing is just messy, sloppy garbage.

It’s hilarious, but when one of the few Scarecrow-centered comics is known for being hilariously bad, I kinda just wanna

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Funny Jai Courtney answered fan questions on IMDb’s Twitter! [03/03/2015]

anonymous asked:

Matsuhana=chillest parents ever. Kid be like, "Ima jump off a bridge," and matsuhana would say something like, "take a bungee chord." And they love their baby so much, they're always telling dad jokes too. The worst kind: DOUBLE DAD JOKES.

YES Matsuhana would be the chillest dad duo ever  ✌
but it’s also because of the fact that they always seem so relaxed that no one ever suspects the inappropriate things they say in front of their kid like:

Mattsun one day is gazing down at his bundle of joy and he sighs lovingly and says “god, you’re the prettiest girl in the entire world.. my little sunshine. I feel sorry for the future boy you bring home. I’m going to make his life hell.”
and Makki spins around and goes “Mattsun! Don’t say that! Who’s to say she’ll even like boys?”
Mattsun pauses then nods in agreement. “Oh, your right.” He turns back to his child and says “My apologies. If you bring home a girl, I promise to ruin her life too. Love you little marshmallow.”

anonymous asked:

E, G, Z

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Hm….the only thing I consider that I added in the VLD fandom as something hilarious was when I created RoommateAU. I mean, I based Lance, Matt, and Lotor as the Bad Friends/Touch Trio from Hetalia (picture below) when I created it XD. In the APH fandom…hm…maybe when I created the fic “Tomato Dads and Bunny Child”….

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

First OTP?….Hm…who is my very first OTP….?Oh!!!! Sakura and Syaoran!

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

Really? Oh well, who wants me to start to ramble about different sorts of AU concerning VLD? Who has questions about the AUs I already created? 

AUs I created: Light BulbAU, PlaymatesAU, SupernaturalAU, RoommateAU, AlternatesAU, Shop keeper AU, GosickAU, hm…did I write something else? Anyway! So, who wants to ask and let me talk about this? As long as someone will be interested I will make a separate post!

Originally posted by sailor-arashi

anonymous asked:

I've always been strictly a bottom Cas reader but after seeing your Top Cas action rec my whole world has changed! I loved the "Like a Thrift Stores Jacket, Still Good But Used" most out of the fics you listed but I read all of them and now I need more! The smuttier the better!

I’ve reached my goal to turn all the top Dean people into top Cas. My army is getting bigger and stronger and we will run the world. Okay, I’m starting to scare even myself. I’m not a crazy dictator, I swear. God honest. I’m only trying to scrape together as many followers as I can for my Top Cas Cult. Follow me, my friends. (What thel hell, really? I should sleep sometimes. Yes, definitely. I’ve been up pretty much the all night reading fics for one question we have in line and look what it does to me. I’m putting up a Top Cas Cult for God’s sake. Just read these fics and forget about me. Watch the news for the info of my cult. I’m coming.) – Admin J


Title: Some Days

Author: Ivy_Brooks

Rating: Explicit

Words: 5,547 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: This one is golden. The dom Cas is just a way I could imagine Cas to be as a dom. I mean, the guy is so cute anyway, even if he’s being a bit spooky and badass. I was about to give this a five but then… Then the “daddy” thing happened. Eww. I want to delete that thing from my brain and then then this could be one of my favorites.

Summary: Some days, Dean needed to lose it. Today was one of those days. (Or, the one where Dean discovers he really, really likes cock rings.)

( Read here )


Title: A Chip on my Shoulder and a Halo on my Head

Author: thepinupchemist

Rating: Explicit

Words: 6,461 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: I’m not the biggest fan of a tattooed Cas and Dean. Don’t get me wrong, I have few tattoos myself and I know that Dean has a tattoo, but if we’re talking about having lots and lots of them, I usually don’t be so much into it. But in this fic it’s perfect. Can I get both of these guys into my bed? …Okay, that was bad. Let’s pretend I never said that.

Summary: Dean finally meets the professor that Sam has been talking up for the entire semester and he can’t help but think that the guy is a total dick. A sandwich, a plaid shirt, and one hell of a first date later, Dean has to admit… he was so, so very wrong.

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Title: Shut Your Mouth

Author: runoutofwit

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,013 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: I think that top Cas doesn’t only mean that Cas is literally on the top. Well, that, too, but I like it when Cas is also the mentally top of the relationship. Like in this one. Dean doesn’t suck cock. Except he does. 

Summary: Dean’s not sure how they ended up this way, but he doesn’t care. he didn’t expect Castiel, Angel of the Lord, to be equivalent of a hormone-ravaged teenager, and he sure as hell didn’t him to be an asshole about it.

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Title: Behind the Mask

Author: dandelionwhiskey

Rating: Explicit

Words: 5,094 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: I liked the idea how the costumes are upside down. I don’t know why, but it did so very much. Also the Dean of this fic isn’t the most typical young adult Dean who is a dickhead and all. I think I should re-think about the whole not-going-to-Halloween-parties anymore thing, because this is something I wanna see. 

Summary: Castiel isn’t exactly sure how Anna convinced him to come to this party. He hasn’t really been one for frat parties since he was a freshman. He adjusts his plastic devil horns and sips his drink until a bare arm slings heavy around his shoulder, prosthetic. “Guess we’re sticking together tonight,” the angel says with a beaming grin, and Castiel is falling.

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Title: The Hotshot Jockey From Pontiac Illinois

Author: Heavenly_Stellar

Rating: Explicit

Words: 7,345 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ 

Admin J’s notes: Let me share a secret with you. I’m a horsegirl. Really. And it’s kinda stupid how excited I am when there’s some cowboy or jockey AU’s. I’m mentally ten years old! However, this fic also has one of my favorite kinks ever in it! Something Dean wears under his…. Not sayin’! Go and read it. 

Summary: Cas Novak takes place in the famous Kentucky Derby on May third, in Churchill Down in Louisville. And he’s having one hell of a panic attack… cue his boyfriend Dean, who makes sure that Cas’ day is one he’ll remember.

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Title: Somethin’ About Wild Horses

Author: misspibolar

Rating: Explicit

Words: 10,654 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Admin J’s notes: You know what’s a synonym for “real smut”? A pornstar AU! You weren’t expecting this, huh? Okay. So, like I said earlier, I don’t think that top Cas means only that Cas is physically topping all the time. In this fic Cas is the mentally top all the time, even when Dean is topping, and that’s why it is on the list. And yes, Cas is topping also. Both are doing it. What, why? Because it’s a good damn porn video, that’s why.

Summary: “Guys, please,” Gabriel says. “This video has been requested literally thousands of times, by both of your fans. All of our viewers know how much you two hate each other, and everyone wants to know how that will affect a scene. Personally, I think you could both learn a thing or two from one another. You’re gonna have to put the bad vibes on hold for, like, three days, okay? Just until we finish shooting the scene. And then, if you still wanna rip each other’s throats out, I’ll film that, too.”

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Title:

It Only Lead to Trouble

Author: FagurFiskur

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,825 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: This is hilarious! I mean, poor Dean and poor Cas, but… It’s just hilarious! The top Cas isn’t the main thing it it, but there it is, so I can rec this. If you wanna laugh, read this. 

Summary: The door slammed, signaling Cas’ arrival. Dean smirked from his place on the living room couch, feeling more than a little pleased with himself. Looked like his plan to rile Cas up had worked perfectly. he jumped as Cas suddenly appeared in front of him. Cas looked pisseb, glowering down at Dean, and for one moment Dean was sure that he was about to either punch him or pin him down to the couch and fuck his brains out.

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Title: Some Cas-anova

Author: wannaliveindeansdimples

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,735 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: This story is very, very canon. I mean, this could be in the show. In the Adult Only version of it. Too bad this wasn’t what really happened. I want this to happen. Could something like this still happen? Please?

Summary: After choosing Dena over the angels, Cas decides he’s tired of wasting time and tells Dean exactly how he feels.

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Title: Inch by Inch

Author: taybow48

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3,698 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Does anyone else have a thing for someone playing guitar? Good. Imagine Dean playing guitar. Even better. Though, I couldn’t help but imagine the poor Sam. I mean, he’s sitting alone, first listening how Dean plays to Cas and then how they do something else. I have a mental image of Sam sitting in the bunker’s kitchen, trying not to know what’s going on in the other room, doing research or watching Netflix from his computer and doing Sam’s Official Bitchface #1 to the world.

Summary: The sound became more prominent as he walked down the hall toward Dean’s room. The music was light and beautiful. And he could almost make out a man’s voice singing. Finally, at Dean’s room, Cas leaned his ear to the door and listened.

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jaywings  asked:

Dr. Loboto

  • do I like them: Yes, though he terrifies me.
  • 5 good qualities: Very smart, hilarious, … idk man he’s an awful person I can’t think of that many good qualities for him.
  • 3 bad qualities: Cruel, amoral, possibly sadistic?? HE’S A HORRIBLE PERSON
  • favourite episode/etc: gghhh I like him in both games?? I mean he’s hilarious in the first one, but seeing his backstory in the second one was really cool. I AM TORN, I CANNOT CHOOSE.
  • otp: n/a
  • brotp: … I have a really hard time imagining him being friends with anyone but I guess if he reformed, he might be able to be friends with Oleander? Or maybe Raz?
  • ot3: n/a
  • notp: please don’t ship him with anyone
  • best quote: “You have the INSANITY of a MANATEE!”
  • head canon: He might still have some residual psychic powers left, but they don’t work very well.

littleblu2  asked:

omgomg you are soo cool!!! Can I ask why Jackson is your bias? BamBam is my bias.

YOU ASKED FOR IT
• lets talk about how he’s friends with everyone
• it boggles my mind how everywhere he goes he’s just friends with everybody
• befriended a donkey when did ur fave even
• made a rap abOUT THE DONKEY WHY WOULD U EVEN
• so much bluff, shows off so much but you can see he’s hardly serious about it
• when he gets shy omfg bc he rarely gets shy its wow can u even
• is so dedicated into becoming best friends with everybody and by everybody i mean everyone he’s the ACTUAL WORST
• feelings get easily hurt bless his fragile soul
• believes he’s close with everybody and gets hurt when the other party doesnt believe that bLESS
• sweat sweat sweat sweat
• thinks he’s hilarious and tbh 9/10 of his jokes arent even funny but just bc its that bad someone around him just had to laugh
• if he’s not hilarious he’s just embarrassing
• affectionate and aggressive with his actions oHGOD
• gets attached to people so easily he’s such a lovable guY OMFG
• literally learnt 5 different languages so he can talk to people from other countries what a kIND HEARTED SOUL
• thighs thicker than all of the lord of the rings hardback cover novels combined
• has no shame
• 0 shame
• shame = 0
• HIS VOICE CAN TURN FROM 60 YEAR OLD MAN TO A HIGHSCHOOL TEENAGE GIRL GIGGLE IN 5 SECONDS ????
• HIS LAUGH
• HYENA LAUGH
• back to having 0 shame
• his real name is kayee i mean how the fuck can u say that aint cute
• his name is on everything he’s so full of himself he’s the woRST
• “jflawless”
• “wang puppy”
• momma boy
• nOT AFRAID TO CALL “MOMMY” IN PUBLIC WHAT A DORK
• he’S SO PROUD I’M CRYING
• jealous level 100000000000000
• has no boundaries to have much he can LOVE SOMEBODY
• when he wants sth he gets it boi such dedication
• he short
• zero fucks are given on the basis of sexuality he agrees with everybody
• never forget the time he asked whether we got married can have 2 guys
• body positive
• friends with everybody bc “age doesnt matter” friends with people wayyyyy older than him
• never forgets the people who he met
• teases the members 24/7 and makes fun of all of them 24/7 but is super protective of them like if you make fun of them he’ll cut you
• even though he makes fun of his members he’ll never make fun of what they’re personally insecure about
• dimples so deep its deeper than the pacific ocean
• scrunched up eyes when he sMiles
• uNEVEN TEETH
• wants to film a cf for underwear
• can speak korean but is still quite confused so when he is confused he’s just so ?????????
• i’m pretty sure he’s the reason got7 be sassy af
• !!!!moodmaker!!!
• so good at bluffing and showing off that its hard to believe that he’s actually insecure and so fragile inside
• if you dont like jackson you just dont like being happy
• he values honesty so much and is so honest about everything bless
• so fucking dramatic why
• has fucking abs but sometimes be super confident but sometimes be super shy like why??????
• never seen any other idol want to show off more nudity than him
• i have a feeling he has taught the members how to swear in chinese and english
• SKINSHIP SKINSHIP SKINSHIP SKINSHIP
• when his hair style changes his face changes and when his face changes his persona changes
• he’s just hot
• can dance and sing and rap you da man
• is actually a big scaredy cat dont let anyone tell you otherwise
• i can see mark trying to calm him down when jackson baby gets scared
• shows affection so easily but gets flustered when other people show affection to him like he’s always shocked that people actually like him like my BABY
• 2 ARM HUGS 2 ARM HUGS 2 ARM HUGS
• i can see him as someone being so needy like if he’s sick he’d probs pout and whining that you cant resist and he just needs someone to cuddle with
• dem lips
• dem brown eyes
• when he has an opportunity to be stupid he’ll tAKE IT
• hated his stop stop it hair more than the fans did
• favorite super hero is probs someone like aqua man
• when doing chinese interviews even though there’s a goddamn translator he still goes so far to translate whatever its said to the members like swEETHEART
• easily excited jackson
• his existence is so powerful that even when he’s not there he’s talked about constantly
• when he doesnt like sth he’ll say it
• when he makes friends with everyone i mean everyone i mean he’s friends with their dancers the extras their bodYGUARDS
• is so easily fooled and so naive
• so sweet to fans!!1!1!1!
• wants to do daring things like sky diving but still too much of a pussy to even ride a rollercoaster what u on about
• 1/7 of the 7 wonders of the world
• from how he dresses he looks so badass bc 99% of his closet is black he wears leather he wear sunglasses he wears snapbacks but really he just loves cuddling, puppies, icecream and screams alot
• sCREAMS ALOT
• ALOT
• bad influence have u seen bambam
• body rolling onpoint
• hiccups when he laughs
• i believe he snorts too
• i believe he’s a butt guy
• insecure about his talents although he be talented aF
• would adopt bambam in a heartbeat if he could
• but he’d have to fight with mark for him
• or just be a family (amerithaikong bro)
• MARKSON
• MARKSON
• MARKSON
• they even each other out so well godbless this bromance
• teases yugyeom 24/7 just bc he jealous that he taller
• jackson and jr is so UNDERRATED
• JINSON
• jinyoung is the one of the people who is able to put up with his shit and still finds him hilarious and not be annoyed
• JINSON
• YOUNGJAE X JACKSON TEASING EACH OTHER LIKE YOU PUT THE TWO LOUDEST MEMBERS TOGETHER YOU KNO IT GETS LIT
• ALWAYS TALKS SHIT ABOUT ALPHA MALE JB LIKE JACKSON’S THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO MAKE JB LAUGH LIKE HELL YEH BROHS
• jackson’s like a little cub always following jb around he’s probs the only dude in the 7 that he treats like his hyung he’s so cuddly with him and all his aegyo is for him and jb’s just so flustered but proud at the same time but mostly just embarrassed but they love each other and i am a fuCking meSS
• everyone loves jackson and jackson loves everyone
• probs his motto
• he wants to achieve so much not only for himself but for his family and his friends and his members (his brothers) bc he appreciates and values them so much and doesnt want to disappoint them and only wants to make them proud bc without them where would he be
• all in all he’s just a wonderful person he PROBABLY CRAPS SKITTLES AND RAINBOWS HE’S BRIGHTER THAN THE FUCKING SUN HE’S SO VIBRANT I LOVE HIM