and by 'help' i mean 'andrew garfield'

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Requested by anon.
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“We know that you and Y/N are dating, are you okay with all these ‘fanboys’ tweeting her? Asking her to marry them and what not?” Ellen asked, a smile on her face.

Andrew shook his head, his lips in a thin line. “Not one bit.” He muttered.

Ellen couldn’t help but chuckle. “Are you afraid she would leave you for one of them or?”

“I mean, anything is possible. Y/N is amazing and absolutely beautiful. I understand why all these guys want her for their own. But-” he paused and looked straight into the camera. “Sorry to break it to you fellas, but she’s mine.”

Ellen and the crowd all bursted out into laughter and cheers.

Requested by anon <3
Prompt:  4. “Is that my shirt?” With Peter Parker please? Andrew Garfield was my favorite Peter Parker aw ;D

MASTERLIST. KO-FI.

Morning. Peter’s room lit up with playful orange colors as he slowly pried one of his tired eyes open: what he saw was a blurry version of his blue sheets. It took a while for him to collect himself and tired he sat up, rubbing the sleep away from his eyes. Strange tapping noises echoed outside the door. He froze, his senses going haywire as his ears carefully tracked the upcoming light footsteps as his mind hazily recalled what had happened last night. Before he could finish the thought, though, the door to his room pushed open and he sucked in a sharp breath.

Smiling lovingly was you, your irises twinkling from the morning lights as you tilted your head to the side to expose your delicate neck. Your hand rested firmly on the handle, knuckles faintly seen through a plated red shirt—wait a minute. Peter’s eyes grew wide as he examined you up and down, his mouth going dry as absentmindedly he glanced at his open closet and back.

“Is that uh…” He cleared his throat, “is that my…shirt?” Nervously, he blinked. You shrugged.

“I hope you don’t mind me borrowing it.”

“What-? No, no no!” Peter grinned, “It-uh-it looks lovely on you. You should wear it. All the time. Not that you would want to, but I mean if you did it’s free…to wear.” You couldn’t help the flirtatious grin that pinched your cheeks, and with a chuckle you leaned on the door frame.

“Breakfast’s ready.” You winked, “Come join me.”

Requests are opened!

All I’m saying is

You can’t expect me to not compare the stories of Angels In America, Falsettos and Book Of Mormon

should i fight this u.s. president?

fight these presidents:

  • john adams (you punch him in the face and he is only ghastly offended for thirty years and writes three memoirs about it)
  • thomas jefferson (just please fuck up thomas jefferson for all of us)
  • john quincy adams (i don’t like his hair)
  • andrew jackson (you probably won’t win. i don’t care. tear this bastard’s face off)
  • martin van buren (this asshole in his time in senate influenced our current party system. he needs to be fought.)
  • james polk (his name fills me with rage)
  • millard filmore (he kind of looks like a baldwin, and baldwins are made to be fought)
  • james buchanan (YOU BETTER FIGHT JAMES BUCHANAN)
  • abraham lincoln (just for the enjoyment of watching him fall, a general true for all tall ppl)
  • rutherford b. hayes (he scares me????)
  • grover cleveland (pls kick his grumbly ass)
  • william howard taft (honestly it just sounds like a good fight to watch)
  • woodrow wilson (if you don’t i will. in fact let’s all fight this piece of human garbage)
  • warren g. harding (??? who was this man? why didn’t i hear about him until i was in college?? he just snuck in there fight him bc this is nonsense)
  • herbert hoover (dude didn’t do shit during the great depression, and i also cannot express my need to fight j edgar hoover in this post, so this hoover will have to do)
  • dwight eisenhower (his face reminds me of an old cartoon from the ‘60s and it weirds me out)
  • lyndon b. johnson (do i have to give you reasons???)
  • richard nixon (this is going to be the best fight of your life get ready)
  • ronald reagan (try your best to just destroy him. fix the past)
  • george h.w. bush & george w. bush (going out of order to say both of these together bc honestly just fight the entire bush family???)
  • bill clinton (he stands no chance and it’ll be a good bonding experience. don’t fuck with hilary tho)

fight these presidents if you want idk enough about them to dispute it:

  • william henry harrison (like, there’s nothing to fight here honestly)
  • john tyler (my first response to this dude was ‘who is this fuckboy’ so definitely fight him)
  • zachary taylor (he looks p mean idk if i’d fuck with that)
  • franklin pierce (he sounds like he designs shoes. if he doesn’t, fight him. if he does, get some shoes.)
  • james garfield (idk his beard is intimidating)
  • chester arthur (he looks like he’d be good to rumble with do it)
  • benjamin harrison (dk who this dude is really but he looks like obi wan maybe don’t fuck with that???)

don’t fight:

  • george washington (that fight sounds literally terrifying, don’t do it)
  • james madison (i mean, idk, he could probably be punched, but fighting him wouldn’t be as fun as fighting jefferson and he’d probably help you)
  • james monroe (idk who cares about this clown he’s not worth your time)
  • andrew johnson (he always looked angry and all things considered he probably was. don’t fuck with that)
  • ulysses s. grant (you can if you want to i’m just saying i’m not fucking with that at all)
  • william mckinley (he is going to have enough trouble ok)
  • theodore roosevelt (not only would he win he’d probably just kill you and barbecue you or something. only a fair fight if you’re ron swanson)
  • calvin coolidge (his name is just so cool, nah jk you can fight coolidge)
  • franklin d. roosevelt (i feel like he’d make you cry with words and then you’d lose by default)
  • harry truman (don’t fight him, just keep singing the first lines of ‘we didn’t start the fire’ and annoy him into submission)
  • john f. kennedy (nah there’s no reason for you to fight jfk. pls fight his father and so many of his relatives tho. like, that’s a whole other post)
  • gerald ford (he’ll just trip and hurt himself for you)
  • jimmy carter (he is a simple farrmer living a simple life who would probably cry and it’d get weird)
  • barack obama (this dude has enough going on and joe biden would swear revenge)

HOW COME I DIDN’T SEE NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT ANDREW CALLED EMMA BABY ON TV????????? I MEAN I’M PRETTY SURE I’M DYING NOW PRAY FOR ME!!!!!! AROUND 5:00 EMMA SAYS “I HAVE A TERRIBLE COLD, THAT’S MY EXCUSE” AND THEN ANDREW SAYS “I’M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE BABY AND YOU TAKE THIS ONE” I SEE YOU GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE

OMFGGGGGGGGG

I’M DYING

HELP ME

THIS IS TOO FUCKING MUCH

HERE’S THE VIDEO LINK: [X]

How can you NOT love these two?

Just cuteness….Just so so cute…

Maybe I should show the men in my life their chemistry…?  So they can be sweet like this too?

Of course it would probably help if I were a cute as THIS Emma!  

But, it just appears that they are best friends…

Best friends who can sell on screen…

And off….Take note ladies and gentlemen….Love should look like this.  Then again…my luck, I’m fascinated with it, and they are probably really mean to each other.  LOL

Nah, Still adorable.

Fall - Michael Clifford

genre: ‘fluffy’ smut 

pairing: virgin!michael/reader

word count: 5k+

Due to heavy demand, I have taken it upon myself to write an emotional, fluffy, hot, nerd, virgin!michael one shot. i’ve worked on this for the past two days and i hope you all enjoy it, because virgin!michael makes the world go round.        (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ -Karley xx

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