My opinions of the leaked episode of Game Of Thrones 7x04 "Hear me Roar"
Well… It was bullshit, as always.
Finally we have the most cold and awkward meeting between Arya and Sansa. Like really, Arya, could you be more expressive when you met your sister and brother?! And now somehow Arya “Too Edgy, look at me, I’m a psycho” Stark beat Brienne of fucking Tarth in single combat.
Bran “I’m to edgy to explain anything” Stark just gave a big fuck you to poor Meera Reed! She almost die for you! Her brother, Hodor and Summer died for you! Wtf Bran!?
Anyway, Littlefinger gave him the valyrian steel dagger that almost killed him in season one and Bran was: ah cool bro, btw Chaos is a ladder.
More Jonerys bullshit that really don’t give anything to the plot, just more: “I’m the Queen, bend the knee” from Mary Sue Tardaryen.
What have they done to Davos?! He is just now a Jon’s cocksucker! What have they done to the Onion Knight?! Now he is flirting with Misandei and a lot of bullshit that doesn’t make any sense for the character!
Anyway in other news… THAT DAVOS LESS/FEWER SCENE MADE ME WANT TO WEEP! STANNIS BARATHEON IS THE ONE TRUE KING!
The Battle between the Lannister army and the rapist savage horde known as Dothrakis was awful. How Kelly C managed to bring thousands of savages with thousands of horses to the shores of Westeros without ships?! How no one notices an horde of savages ravaging the countryside?!
And dear God please. Battle hardened lannisters who have been at war this entire time. Well equipped and well trained. It doesn’t take much to know you fire arrows at horsemen. Randyll Tarly beat Robert Baratheon. Him and his generals should easily defeat dothraki savages. And now it seems that Dotharkis are now fireproof too! Like how armorless savages who have never been in Westeros beat one of the best armies in the continent?! I give you the answer: Deus ex machina.
Anyway, at least our badass Ser Bronn of the Blackwater managed to hurt Drogon in the wing! Suck that Kelly C! Maybe all Jaime needed to defeat the horde wasn’t superior armour, weapons and well trained soldiers. Maybe he only needed Ser Twenty of House Goodman and his bastard brother Ser Ten of House Climbingspikes.
oké az uccsó évadban felültek a fanservice vonatra és mindent belepakolnak ami eddig nem volt. Volt hat évad tötymörgés, kidolgozott beszélgetések, sejtetések, meg balladai homály hat kibaszott évadon keresztül cáfolták amit csak cáfolni lehet, erre négy-öt rész alatt az összes létező fantasy-klisét felhasználják. Jön Dany a nem kellenek okos megoldások, békével jöttünk és felperzsel mindenkit, Jamie gyökerebb mint valaha, Havas “Bamba” Jon romantikus kapcsolatba kerül egy sárkánnyal, aztán egy másik király fattyával, de úgy, ahogy olcsó ponyvákban szokás öribarit kötni, ééés összeáll a badass banda északra két mondat alatt. Még Bronn tartja magát valahogy. Persze mondanom sem kell pont emiatt izigibb és jobb ez az öt rész, mint az eddigiek összesen, de hogy homlokegyenest szembeköpik a receptet, az tuti. El se merem képzelni mikkel kell még szembenéznünk a maradék pár részben.
Obviously the episode was lit! Loved the cave scene with Kit and Emilia’s insane chemistry and Davos calling Jon out on his crush on Dany. Cannot wait for him to bend the knee in the right way knowwhatImsayin?
Loved how Sansa was like oh shit when Bran confirmed Arya'a list. And Arya showing Brienne wuz up was everything.
The battle scene was badass but Jamie and Bronn surviving was pure bullshit. Especially Jamie being feet away from Drogon’s flames several times. So happy my boo Drogon was like I got a cramp! Then fuck outta here with this shit when he kicked the crumbs left of the scorpion. The Dothraki were beasts. Imagine them with some dragon glass or Valyrian steel if Sam learns how to make it? White Walkers are in for a bumpy ride.
Now for next week, I need Tyrion and Varys to shut all the way the fuck up. Tyrion unleashed widlfire at the Blackwater which is even more uncontrollable than a dragon cause at least Dany controls Drogon, then you have Varys who helped insitgate the war of the 5 Kings where the Starks, the most honorable of families were fucked over. So spare me the high horse bullshit. Dany is giving those traiterous bastards the opportunity to be pardoned. If they refuse, shall she buy them dinner or something? Nope, roast them. Dany is in the right here. I also see complaints that she went ahead and burned people anyway after what Jon told her. Um no, she burned soldiers in an open field, not the Red Keep where innocents also live. So again, the people bitching and whining about Dany, sit down.