Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 7 Review/Reaction
The Green Place
- What is this? Are they building a ship? Nah.
- What am I watching? What’s happening right now?
- OH HEY THERE HOUND. HI. LOOK AT YOU NOT DEAD.
- Brienne gets props. Nice.
- Hmm. I like this priest. Interesting.
- Ugh this fucker.
- Hahaha are you seriously trying to tell Margery to fuck even if she doesn’t want to? Gross. This dude is so gross.
- Marriage duties… ugh fuck this guy. Makes my skin crawl.
- IS THIS ASSHOLE THREATENING THE QUEEN OF THORNS. GET OUT.
Queen of Thorns
- LOL Olenna isn’t putting up with this shit
- I just appreciate how angry she is.
- More characters who have no more shits to give please. K thnx.
- Also yay confirmation that she’s not brainwashed! But also that was the most projected slip of the hand sneak thing ever haha
Jon & the Wildlings
- This is a good speech.
- Thormod… what are you putting in your glorious hair? It looks cleaner? Is this for Brienne?
- Where’s Brienne? She watchin’ this?
- I love Lady Olenna so much. Snark queen. Just telling so much truth. Moar!
- Yeah Cersei, what are you going to do?
Jamie and the Riverlands
- Oh hey Bronn!! Hey!
- Oh these empty threats. Haha. Blackfish don’t give a fuck.
- Haha I love that no one wants to be there. Jamie hates this. Bronn hates this.
- OH OH OH THIS IS COOL.
- OMG THIS BADASS LITTLE GIRL.
- EVERYONE LOVES THIS GIRL. LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
- SHES THE BEST.
- YAY DAVOS LOVES KIDS AND KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO THEM.
- I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I wanna be this little girl.
- Did she just say 62 MEN. ಠ_ಠ
- Davos is right though. If they are all as badass as she is (THEY SHOULD BE.) They’ll be fineeeee.
- FINALLY SOME LOYAL NORTHMEN AND ITS A 10 YR OLD LADY QUEEN OF THE BEARS THE BEST.
- (omg I asked for more badass snarks and they gave it to me. :O )
Jamie and the Blackfish
- I thought this confrontation would be more… interesting?
- Nice armor tho Jamie.
Jon & Sansa
- Uhmmm… why the fuck are the Northman being little fuckers about all this?!
- This is bullshit. They would hate the Freys. They would hate the Boltons. WTF.
- WHAT ABOUT RICKON YOU USELESS NORTHMEN. UGH. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
Iron Borne Sex Party
- Aw Yara don’t be mean. Come on. That seems like a low blow.
- I mean I guess this is one way to help a traumatized person? I mean it’s a super shitty way. But it’s way I suppose.
- Oh fuck, have the writers FINALLY gotten me to sympathize with Theon? Gross.
- Nah, still don’t care about Theon though. Lookin’ forward to him dying for his sister or something.
- Yeah… this is a mess. I don’t blame everyone for being heated and pissed.
- Who you writing Sansa? Probably Littlefinger, hrm. UGH. I GUESS. This is frustrating.
The Green Place
- This priest seems way less shitty and has a WAY better turning to the faith story than Sparrow did. That guy couldn’t handle an orgy. This dude hears screams at night.
- Well this is predictable.
- WAIT. You actually got stabbed? Nahhh I don’t believe this.
- I guess I just don’t feel things anymore. What have you done to me Game of Thrones?
Clean and The Green Place
- WELL SHIT.
- WELL WHAT IS THE FUCKING LESSON TO BE LEARNED NOW?! (For Clegane, that is?)
- Good people will always die, might as well be the monster man I always have to be?
- I don’t think I like this. I mean this is tragic, and that’s fine, but it feels cheaply told? I dunno.
- I want Tormoud to hang out with Lady Lyanna. I would love to see that combo. Actually I WISH Brienne was at that since too. I would loved to see her reaction to that girl. SO much.
- I feel like I’m just watching the show because I want to know the book plot points because I’m impatient, but the show is just… man. It’s like watching bad fanfic.