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Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 7 Review/Reaction

The Green Place

  • What is this? Are they building a ship? Nah.
  • What am I watching? What’s happening right now?
  • OH HEY THERE HOUND. HI. LOOK AT YOU NOT DEAD.
  • Brienne gets props. Nice.
  • Hmm. I like this priest. Interesting.

High Sparrow

  • Ugh this fucker.
  • Hahaha are you seriously trying to tell Margery to fuck even if she doesn’t want to? Gross. This dude is so gross.
  • Marriage duties… ugh fuck this guy. Makes my skin crawl.
  • IS THIS ASSHOLE THREATENING THE QUEEN OF THORNS. GET OUT.

Queen of Thorns

  • LOL Olenna isn’t putting up with this shit
  • I just appreciate how angry she is.
  • More characters who have no more shits to give please. K thnx.
  • Also yay confirmation that she’s not brainwashed! But also that was the most projected slip of the hand sneak thing ever haha

Jon & the Wildlings

  • This is a good speech.
  • Thormod… what are you putting in your glorious hair? It looks cleaner? Is this for Brienne?
  • Where’s Brienne? She watchin’ this?

Kings Landing

  • I love Lady Olenna so much. Snark queen. Just telling so much truth. Moar!
  • Yeah Cersei, what are you going to do?

Jamie and the Riverlands

  • Oh hey Bronn!! Hey!
  • Oh these empty threats. Haha. Blackfish don’t give a fuck.
  • Haha I love that no one wants to be there. Jamie hates this. Bronn hates this.

Bear Island!!

  • OH OH OH THIS IS COOL.
  • OMG THIS BADASS LITTLE GIRL.
  • EVERYONE LOVES THIS GIRL. LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
  • SHES THE BEST.
  • YAY DAVOS LOVES KIDS AND KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO THEM.
  • I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I wanna be this little girl.
  • Did she just say 62 MEN. ಠ_ಠ
  • Davos is right though. If they are all as badass as she is (THEY SHOULD BE.) They’ll be fineeeee.
  • FINALLY SOME LOYAL NORTHMEN AND ITS A 10 YR OLD LADY QUEEN OF THE BEARS THE BEST.  
  • (omg I asked for more badass snarks and they gave it to me. :O )

Jamie and the Blackfish

  • I thought this confrontation would be more… interesting?
  • Nice armor tho Jamie.

Jon & Sansa

  • Uhmmm… why the fuck are the Northman being little fuckers about all this?!
  • This is bullshit. They would hate the Freys. They would hate the Boltons. WTF.
  • WHAT ABOUT RICKON YOU USELESS NORTHMEN. UGH. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.

Iron Borne Sex Party

  • Aw Yara don’t be mean. Come on. That seems like a low blow.
  • I mean I guess this is one way to help a traumatized person? I mean it’s a super shitty way. But it’s way I suppose.
  • Oh fuck, have the writers FINALLY gotten me to sympathize with Theon? Gross.  
  • Nah, still don’t care about Theon though. Lookin’ forward to him dying for his sister or something.

Sansa/Jon/Davos

  • Yeah… this is a mess. I don’t blame everyone for being heated and pissed.
  • Who you writing Sansa? Probably Littlefinger, hrm. UGH. I GUESS. This is frustrating.

The Green Place

  • This priest seems way less shitty and has a WAY better turning to the faith story than Sparrow did. That guy couldn’t handle an orgy. This dude hears screams at night.

Arya!

  • Arya!
  • Well this is predictable.
  • WAIT. You actually got stabbed? Nahhh I don’t believe this.
  • Really?
  • :/
  •  I guess I just don’t feel things anymore. What have you done to me Game of Thrones?

Clean and The Green Place

  • OH.
  • WELL SHIT.
  • WELL WHAT IS THE FUCKING LESSON TO BE LEARNED NOW?! (For Clegane, that is?)
  • Good people will always die, might as well be the monster man I always have to be?
  • I don’t think I like this. I mean this is tragic, and that’s fine, but it feels cheaply told? I dunno.

After thoughts:

  • I want Tormoud to hang out with Lady Lyanna. I would love to see that combo. Actually I WISH Brienne was at that since too. I would loved to see her reaction to that girl. SO much.
  • I feel like I’m just watching the show because I want to know the book plot points because I’m impatient, but the show is just… man. It’s like watching bad fanfic.