and bronn is badass

My opinions of the leaked episode of Game Of Thrones 7x04 "Hear me Roar"

Well… It was bullshit, as always.

Finally we have the most cold and awkward meeting between Arya and Sansa. Like really, Arya, could you be more expressive when you met your sister and brother?! And now somehow Arya “Too Edgy, look at me, I’m a psycho” Stark beat Brienne of fucking Tarth in single combat.

Bran “I’m to edgy to explain anything” Stark just gave a big fuck you to poor Meera Reed! She almost die for you! Her brother, Hodor and Summer died for you! Wtf Bran!?
Anyway, Littlefinger gave him the valyrian steel dagger that almost killed him in season one and Bran was: ah cool bro, btw Chaos is a ladder.

More Jonerys bullshit that really don’t give anything to the plot, just more: “I’m the Queen, bend the knee” from Mary Sue Tardaryen.

What have they done to Davos?! He is just now a Jon’s cocksucker! What have they done to the Onion Knight?! Now he is flirting with Misandei and a lot of bullshit that doesn’t make any sense for the character!

Anyway in other news… THAT DAVOS LESS/FEWER SCENE MADE ME WANT TO WEEP! STANNIS BARATHEON IS THE ONE TRUE KING!

The Battle between the Lannister army and the rapist savage horde known as Dothrakis was awful. How Kelly C managed to bring thousands of savages with thousands of horses to the shores of Westeros without ships?! How no one notices an horde of savages ravaging the countryside?!
And dear God please. Battle hardened lannisters who have been at war this entire time. Well equipped and well trained. It doesn’t take much to know you fire arrows at horsemen. Randyll Tarly beat Robert Baratheon. Him and his generals should easily defeat dothraki savages. And now it seems that Dotharkis are now fireproof too! Like how armorless savages who have never been in Westeros beat one of the best armies in the continent?! I give you the answer: Deus ex machina.

Anyway, at least our badass Ser Bronn of the Blackwater managed to hurt Drogon in the wing! Suck that Kelly C! Maybe all Jaime needed to defeat the horde wasn’t superior armour, weapons and well trained soldiers. Maybe he only needed Ser Twenty of House Goodman and his bastard brother Ser Ten of House Climbingspikes.

The episode was completely bullshit.

Trónok harcáról

oké az uccsó évadban felültek a fanservice vonatra és mindent belepakolnak ami eddig nem volt. Volt hat évad tötymörgés, kidolgozott beszélgetések, sejtetések, meg balladai homály hat kibaszott évadon keresztül cáfolták amit csak cáfolni lehet, erre négy-öt rész alatt az összes létező fantasy-klisét felhasználják. Jön Dany a nem kellenek okos megoldások, békével jöttünk és felperzsel mindenkit, Jamie gyökerebb mint valaha, Havas “Bamba” Jon romantikus kapcsolatba kerül egy sárkánnyal, aztán egy másik király fattyával, de úgy, ahogy olcsó ponyvákban szokás öribarit kötni, ééés összeáll a badass banda északra két mondat alatt. Még Bronn tartja magát valahogy. Persze mondanom sem kell pont emiatt izigibb és jobb ez az öt rész, mint az eddigiek összesen, de hogy homlokegyenest szembeköpik a receptet, az tuti. El se merem képzelni mikkel kell még szembenéznünk a maradék pár részben. 

Episode 4

What was really stressing me the fuck out about the battle was that I was cheering for both sides? That I wanted them both to win? Which made it very difficult to endure like-

“Drogon, no!”

“Jaime, NO!”

“Bronn, stop being a badass, it’ll get you killed!”

“RiDickon, step aside!”

“Random Dothraki guy, stop chasing him, it’s dangerous!”

Episode 4

Obviously the episode was lit! Loved the cave scene with Kit and Emilia’s insane chemistry and Davos calling Jon out on his crush on Dany. Cannot wait for him to bend the knee in the right way knowwhatImsayin?

Loved how Sansa was like oh shit when Bran confirmed Arya'a list. And Arya showing Brienne wuz up was everything.

The battle scene was badass but Jamie and Bronn surviving was pure bullshit. Especially Jamie being feet away from Drogon’s flames several times. So happy my boo Drogon was like I got a cramp! Then fuck outta here with this shit when he kicked the crumbs left of the scorpion. The Dothraki were beasts. Imagine them with some dragon glass or Valyrian steel if Sam learns how to make it? White Walkers are in for a bumpy ride.

Now for next week, I need Tyrion and Varys to shut all the way the fuck up. Tyrion unleashed widlfire at the Blackwater which is even more uncontrollable than a dragon cause at least Dany controls Drogon, then you have Varys who helped insitgate the war of the 5 Kings where the Starks, the most honorable of families were fucked over. So spare me the high horse bullshit. Dany is giving those traiterous bastards the opportunity to be pardoned. If they refuse, shall she buy them dinner or something? Nope, roast them. Dany is in the right here. I also see complaints that she went ahead and burned people anyway after what Jon told her. Um no, she burned soldiers in an open field, not the Red Keep where innocents also live. So again, the people bitching and whining about Dany, sit down.

Bronn the Badass

I just love how Bronn keeps that wicked dagger out of sight behind his back. He’s ruthless and greedy and honest and funny.

Not my gif. All credit to the creator.

Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 7 Review/Reaction

The Green Place

  • What is this? Are they building a ship? Nah.
  • What am I watching? What’s happening right now?
  • OH HEY THERE HOUND. HI. LOOK AT YOU NOT DEAD.
  • Brienne gets props. Nice.
  • Hmm. I like this priest. Interesting.

High Sparrow

  • Ugh this fucker.
  • Hahaha are you seriously trying to tell Margery to fuck even if she doesn’t want to? Gross. This dude is so gross.
  • Marriage duties… ugh fuck this guy. Makes my skin crawl.
  • IS THIS ASSHOLE THREATENING THE QUEEN OF THORNS. GET OUT.

Queen of Thorns

  • LOL Olenna isn’t putting up with this shit
  • I just appreciate how angry she is.
  • More characters who have no more shits to give please. K thnx.
  • Also yay confirmation that she’s not brainwashed! But also that was the most projected slip of the hand sneak thing ever haha

Jon & the Wildlings

  • This is a good speech.
  • Thormod… what are you putting in your glorious hair? It looks cleaner? Is this for Brienne?
  • Where’s Brienne? She watchin’ this?

Kings Landing

  • I love Lady Olenna so much. Snark queen. Just telling so much truth. Moar!
  • Yeah Cersei, what are you going to do?

Jamie and the Riverlands

  • Oh hey Bronn!! Hey!
  • Oh these empty threats. Haha. Blackfish don’t give a fuck.
  • Haha I love that no one wants to be there. Jamie hates this. Bronn hates this.

Bear Island!!

  • OH OH OH THIS IS COOL.
  • OMG THIS BADASS LITTLE GIRL.
  • EVERYONE LOVES THIS GIRL. LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
  • SHES THE BEST.
  • YAY DAVOS LOVES KIDS AND KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO THEM.
  • I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I wanna be this little girl.
  • Did she just say 62 MEN. ಠ_ಠ
  • Davos is right though. If they are all as badass as she is (THEY SHOULD BE.) They’ll be fineeeee.
  • FINALLY SOME LOYAL NORTHMEN AND ITS A 10 YR OLD LADY QUEEN OF THE BEARS THE BEST.  
  • (omg I asked for more badass snarks and they gave it to me. :O )

Jamie and the Blackfish

  • I thought this confrontation would be more… interesting?
  • Nice armor tho Jamie.

Jon & Sansa

  • Uhmmm… why the fuck are the Northman being little fuckers about all this?!
  • This is bullshit. They would hate the Freys. They would hate the Boltons. WTF.
  • WHAT ABOUT RICKON YOU USELESS NORTHMEN. UGH. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.

Iron Borne Sex Party

  • Aw Yara don’t be mean. Come on. That seems like a low blow.
  • I mean I guess this is one way to help a traumatized person? I mean it’s a super shitty way. But it’s way I suppose.
  • Oh fuck, have the writers FINALLY gotten me to sympathize with Theon? Gross.  
  • Nah, still don’t care about Theon though. Lookin’ forward to him dying for his sister or something.

Sansa/Jon/Davos

  • Yeah… this is a mess. I don’t blame everyone for being heated and pissed.
  • Who you writing Sansa? Probably Littlefinger, hrm. UGH. I GUESS. This is frustrating.

The Green Place

  • This priest seems way less shitty and has a WAY better turning to the faith story than Sparrow did. That guy couldn’t handle an orgy. This dude hears screams at night.

Arya!

  • Arya!
  • Well this is predictable.
  • WAIT. You actually got stabbed? Nahhh I don’t believe this.
  • Really?
  • :/
  •  I guess I just don’t feel things anymore. What have you done to me Game of Thrones?

Clean and The Green Place

  • OH.
  • WELL SHIT.
  • WELL WHAT IS THE FUCKING LESSON TO BE LEARNED NOW?! (For Clegane, that is?)
  • Good people will always die, might as well be the monster man I always have to be?
  • I don’t think I like this. I mean this is tragic, and that’s fine, but it feels cheaply told? I dunno.

After thoughts:

  • I want Tormoud to hang out with Lady Lyanna. I would love to see that combo. Actually I WISH Brienne was at that since too. I would loved to see her reaction to that girl. SO much.
  • I feel like I’m just watching the show because I want to know the book plot points because I’m impatient, but the show is just… man. It’s like watching bad fanfic.