and boogers

headcanon time! so @deohsogay and i were talking and as we all know, vasquez is a giant fucking lesbian and has been out and proud since she was in high school probably and long story short, her gaydar is off the charts

so OBVIOUSLY she has alex figured out from the moment she steps into the deo. and at first she’s not sure if alex is just lowkey and private but then she realises wow alex does not know that she is in fact a giant lesbian

and this amuses vasquez to no end because alex is the gayest gay to ever gay in the history of gay, and she has absolutely no idea. and after a while it gets to vasquez and she cant hold it in anymore so their conversations go a little like this

‘vasquez i got a new motorbike!’
‘i said yay! how exciting!’

‘vasquez i went to the movies last night and saw this one with kristen stewart in it she’s so cool i really like her’
‘what was that?’
‘thespian! you love actors!’

and when maggie shows up on the scene, you bet your ass vasquez hears all about the stupid, short, dimpled cop with shiny eyes who annoys the shit out of alex and vasquez is like oh my god she has a crush is this what it feels like to be proud of your children and she watches closely at the way alex smiles when maggie is around and she sees the way maggie looks at alex and she’s like ‘i give them three months and theyll be engaged’

‘it’s okay, vasquez i dont need back up, maggie’s coming with me’
‘you are so gay’
‘excuse me?’
‘you sure youre okay?’

ANYWAY so after this back and forth for years, FINALLY alex approaches vasquez one day and is like ‘hey susan did you know that maggie and i are dating and also i am gay’

and vasquez goes OH THANK GOD! and she pulls out this huge fucking scrapbook and it’s called DEOh So Gay: The Gaygent Danvers Story by susan vasquez and it’s literally a scrapbook made up of sneaky photos she took of alex’s gayest outfits and also written down documentation of every time alex said or did something gay and alex is blushing and also laughing because she’s so happy she’s come so far and vasquez is a good friend and also maggie loves it and it sits on their coffee table for the rest of their lives

Seán’s reactions to all of the Bean Boozle jelly beans he ate in The Great Language Bean Boozle Challenge video. :D

Berry Blue or Toothpaste:

Lime or Lawn Clippings:

Chocolate Pudding Or Dog Food:

Tutti Frutti or Stinky Socks:

Juicy Pear or Booger: 

Lime or Lawn Clippings again:

Chocolate Pudding or Dog Food again:

Tutti Frutti or Stinky Socks again:

Berry Blue or Toothpaste again:

Buttered Popcorn or Rotten Egg:

Caramel Corn or Moldy Cheese:

Lime or Lawn Clippings again:

Chocolate Pudding or Dog Food again:

Reasons I Fucking Love This Picture:

  • Chyler is a fucking nerd making that face what a nerd
  • the concentration i cannot handle it
  • thats clearly in the kitchen and those are cookbooks
  • alex likes to cook, slash she decided to learn so she could make dinner for maggie that lesbian
  • alex has rock bookends lol #edgy
  • maggie at the table in the background with multiple glasses of wine
    • #WineGay or #DinnerParty u decide

you: wait so is rick loving morty considered toxic?

me, an intellectual: he said it was his unhealthy attachments that he considered toxic, not the fact that he loves his grandson. like the episode established, “healthy” rick was only “healthy” to his own understanding and standards. to rick, his emotional attachment towards his family is illogical and therefore he considers it toxic to his life. his “healthy” self still loves morty, but he just wouldnt go to the extreme of sacrificing himself for him, because he considers anything that even remotely threatens his self-preserving nature “toxic”, which is why toxic rick (the opposite of “healthy” rick) almost immediately sacrificed himself when he saw his morty would die if not. in short, rick doesnt think of superficially loving his family a flaw, just loving his family to the point of letting those emotions get in the way of his thinking

you, also an intellectual: cool i understand now, also rick is a fuckin booger

me: Yes i agree

⇁ plums & melons | 01

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

pairing⇁Jimin x Reader

genre⇁smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au 

warnings⇁public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs

word count⇁6.3k

The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??

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