and basically ended up crying on the floor

So here’s something silly…

For whatever reason, I just cooked up a silly headcanon:

Pidge’s preferred method of getting piggyback rides from Keith is by suddenly leaping onto his back with an enthusiastic cry of “Form Voltron!”

And those two words would be Keith’s only warning before he suddenly feels the weight of 130 lbs of smol and adorable on his back. Basically that means he has about a second to react, so he’ll either catch her pretty smoothly, or they both end up crashing on the floor painfully.

BTS Reaction | When they get married

Jin: He would be totally amazed the second he saw you walking down the aisle. Endless compliments from this dork for the entire day about how amazing you look. He’d probably also step on your feet several times during the first dance despite him practicing his dancing for months.

Originally posted by bts0726

Yoongi: I think Yoongi would try to look cool and calm about the whole thing but he’d end up crying just a little bit as soon as he saw you walking down the aisle. But no way would he want you to see that.

 “Psh, no way. I’m not crying”   *Single man tear*

Originally posted by daeguboy

Hobi: As soon as he saw you walking down the aisle he’d just scream really loudly because…well…he’s J-Hope. He’d cry for basically the whole thing, and the officiant would have to give him a second to let him calm down and actually manage to get his words out. (He’d also completely slay the dance floor)

Originally posted by gmints

Namjoon: Because he’s Namjoon, he’d probably give some long philosophical speech at the wedding reception about marriage and the future. His best man would probably have to tell him to sit down and shut up (most likely Jin). Dance Monster would also appear later in the evening on the dance floor and completely embarrass you.

Originally posted by taestylips

Jimin: He’d be a little bit nervous but no happy and excited. He’s a squishy, smol bean that would definitely cry (from happiness, obviously). He’d be stuck to your side for the whole day, not letting you go for a second, so you’d have to be prepared for a lot of PDA.

Originally posted by booptae

Taehyung: Taehyung wants to get married and have lots of kids so he’d be so happy to be marrying you. He’d dance and play with all the kids that were at the wedding reception. He’d probably also get a bit too drunk and make himself look like an idiot which you could tease him about in the future.

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jungkook: He’d be so excited, but really nervous. He’d probably mess up a few of his vows and stumble over his lines and awkwardly laugh it off. He’d also  probably try to carry the bride over the threshold when they’d get home but end up hitting her head on the doorframe by accident.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

brat || henry bowers

a Henry bowers imagine

word count: 1387

ok this is on Wattpad so if you’ve seen it from my Wattpad I apologize. Submit a request!!

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I stood in the hallway with Richie, Eddie and Bill talking about a science project we were assigned.

“You g-guys wanna come to my h-house after school? ” Bill asked because we had to create an experiment with directions and all that scientific bullshit. We all nodded.

“Yo where’s your girlfriend Bill?” Eddie teased shoving him and Bill shot him a dirty look. They never told me this type of stuff.

“Who’s his girlfriend? Beverly? ” I asked with a smirk.

“S-shut up Y/n.” He said, his face turning bright red.

I laughed then glanced down the hallway to see Henry Bowers, Vic, Belch, and Patrick walking down the hallway, picking on kids as the passed. Patrick made eye contact and whispered something to Belch and started coming our way.

“Ew what the fuck do they want?” Richie asked rolling his eyes.

“Maybe we should just pretend they’re not there?” Eddie tried to reason and we all shot him a look.

“That is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard from you. Yeah we pretend they’re not there? Then they beat the shit out of us.” Richie said with an attitude, like always. I let out a chuckle and Eddie flipped off Richie in the process.

Then Billy got shoved into the lockers, very harshly may I add, by Patrick.

“Hey loser.” Patrick laughed as Billy picked up all the books he dropped.

“Look who it is, the nastiest who from Whoville. I loved you in the Grinch!” I teased Patrick based on his appearance. I heard Richie and Eddie stifle a laugh. (a/n I really think Patrick does look like he’s from a dr. Seuss movie ok next )

“Shut the fuck up slut.” Patrick said looking down on me. He was pushed right up against me. Henry was staring at me with a blank expression on his face. Henry typically was the one to pick on me and all my friends but for some reason he was all quiet today.

I cringed at the feeling of Patrick leaning up against me.

“Back off , you perv.” I said using all my strength to shove him off of me, which he stumbled into Henry.

“Who the fuck does this bitch think she is? I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want, with who I want.” Patrick said to his friends, including Henry who stood there staring at me.

“Want me to fuck her up?” Victor asked with a smirk.

My friends stood paralyzed with fear. Eddie took out his inhaler and started using it vigorously.

“Nah, Bowers I’m letting you do this one. You seem pretty sad maybe this will cheer you up.” Patrick said patting his friend Henry on the back. I gulped as Henry began walking toward me.

“Fuck off Henry. Don’t fucking touch me.” I said as he came closer.

He still didn’t say anything. He grabbed my waist and shoved me against the locker. He looked super hesitant and was doing this all very slow. He raised his fist and went to punch me but then Richie , Eddie, and Bill threw their books at his head.

“Oh now you wanna fucking do something? I’ll beat your asses.” Henry threatened chasing after my best friends as they sprinted down the hall. I gotta make sure I thank them later for that.

“Damn, what was taking him so long? I’ll just do the job myself.” Patrick paused before raising his fist and punching me in the eye. My head throbbed as it fell back against the locker. I had never been in so much pain.

“Lemme jump in.” Belch said as he kicked me in the stomach, adding a punch to my nose.

I put my hand over my nose and looked down to see my hand covered in blood.

“Our work is done here, let’s go find Henry.” Patrick said leading his friends away. I felt a tear escape my eye, I didn’t even realize I was crying. I had never been in so much pain before. Wishing Eddie was here to clean me up and tell me it was going to be okay, were the only thoughts going through my mind. Unfortunately he or any of my friends were no where to be found.

I felt like I was gonna pass out, so I closed my eyes hoping someone would find me soon. I had little strength to even get up from the floor so I just sat there. Hoping someone would stumble across me , school had ended 20 minutes ago so basically no one was still here.

“You look terrible.” A voice said from above me. I pried open my eyes to see Henry standing  above me.

“Please don’t hurt me.” I said covering my face, hoping I wouldn’t get punched again.

“I’m not gonna touch you. What happened?” He said sitting next to me. I had never had a real conversation with him, the only ones I ever had consisted of insults and curses.

“Your prick friends beat me up, Patrick did the most damage.” I truthfully said as I wiped blood off of my nose.

“Yeah you look like the shit was beat out of you.” He said in his normal asshole voice.

“Wow, you’re so observant. If you’re here to insult me or throw me in the dumpster behind school, can you just get to it? I’m sick of you wasting my time.” I replied with a very snippy attitude.

“Listen, I-I uh I wanted to tell you something.” He began but I rolled my eyes.

“What Henry? If this is that ‘I totally feel bad about bullying you’ bullshit I don’t wanna fucking hear it. You’re just trying to make me vulnerable just before you do something completely cruel.” I was not taking any of his lies.

“No…that’s not the case. I-I want to apologize for being such a dick. I know what I’ve done to you is pretty bad-” he began but I quickly cut him off.

“Pretty bad? You and your friends fucking locked me in a locker for the whole school day, you broke the window to my room, you vandalized my locker with 'slut’ and that’s only just a few of the evil things you’ve done. Save your lies.” I sharply responded.

He sighed and stood up. Thinking he was leaving, I closed my eyes and sighed, leaning against the lockers to rest. But within seconds I felt him grab my waist and throw me over his shoulder.

“Put me the fuck down.” I whined while trying to pull myself out of his grip.

“I’m taking you to the bathroom to clean you up.” He stayed as he walked into the boys’ bathroom with me and put me on the sink.

He began cleaning up the blood off my face and I stared into his eyes. He was attractive. His messy blonde hair and his piercing eyes complimented him so nicely. I guess I had always had a slight crush on him, but it was masked by his nasty demeanor. I know, how could you like someone so scary? I asked myself the same question all the time.

“Stop staring at me.” He said with a smirk and I felt my face heat up.

“Where the fuck am I supposed to look? You’re literally standing right in front of m-” I complained but was quickly cut off with his lips on mine. I immediately kissed back, grabbing his hair. I felt him stand in between my legs and put his hands on my waist. I felt his hands start to go up my shirt when the bathroom door opened.

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” Richie screamed, his eyes wide with Billy and Eddie mimicking his actions.

“Uhhh I-…” I stuttered for an explanation but I quickly hopped of the sink.

“Are you okay? Why were you kissing him? that’s disgusting.” Eddie said making a grossed out face but looked at me with concern.

“Yeah what Y/n. E-explain.” Bill said crossing his arms and giving me a confused look.

I sighed and pushed the three of them out of the bathroom, ready to explain what happened. Before leaving I glanced over my shoulder and looked at Henry. He sent me a wink and I quickly turned around, blushing like crazy.


“See you later brat!” He yelled after me as I rushed away, thinking about what just happened.

Originally posted by bowersgangvslosersclub

All You Would Ever Be

Wanna One’s Kang Daniel X Reader [ fem ver ]

Fluff

bullet point ver.

wanna one masterlist
produce 101 masterlist

• you, Seongwoo and Daniel are the Trio™, a sub unit from your actual clique of like idk a lot of friends ??? there are different units like jinhwi
• Jinyoung isn’t the only one in his unit who has fallen for someone else. You have too
• and Seongwoo is going to get you together

hello, @collecting-smiley-taehyung  welcome to your scenario okay
i need to stop
it’s the stress of exams, really
anyways, I hope you like your scenario and THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US SO OPENLY IM IN TEARS 💕 thanks for the request beb.
hope you don’t mind I did it in bulletpoint style, I’m working on requests in the midst of exams so my scenarios aren’t the best right now 😭 maybe scenario ver ? but that will take me a longer time

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Aka Playing Games AUs!!

  • Okay, no, Alex Trebek is not 76 years old. how dare u.

  • We’re best friends who managed to get our families on Family Fued and we’re trying to out do each other on the most ridiculous answers

  • You were on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader and you had to spell the word ‘diarrhea’ and spelt it with an o so you spent the rest of the episode arguing your case and it basically turned into the child version of Judge Judy

  • You would’ve been the first person under 25 to win ‘Jeopardy!’ but you forgot to phrase your answer in the form of a question

  • We got drunk and played 'Life’ and now you’re crying because you ended up having identical twins and you can’t tell them apart

  • We got the cops called on our group of friends because someone thought a fight was gonna break out but really we were just playing monopoly
  • Bonus: I hope you know none of this would’ve happened if you hadn’t bought my hotel you absolute fucker

  • It’s our FROSH and our floor decided to play Taboo and hoo boy the RAs really did not think this through

  • We used to be best friends but now we’re not and we told our friends why and they won’t stop laughing
  • Bonus: It was because you cheated at Trivial Persuit
  • Alternatively: I did NOT cheat at Trivial Persuit, you’re just a sore loser

  • You always call me a loser for playing Mortal Kombat on the easiest level but I just kicked your ass so who’s the loser now huh??

  • A whole bunch of us were playing Settlers of Catan and everyone keeps rolling numbers with sheep S T O P
  • Alternatively: stop trying to trade off your sheep cards NOBODY WANTS YOUR DAMN SHEEP

  • It’s 3AM and they’re doing reruns of Celebrity Name Game and you woke me up to tell me that you finally realized that it was just a televised version of taboo

  • We’re playing Trivial Persuit and last time I won a pie piece for guessing the right answer in the Sports category and now everyone wants me on their team
  • Bonus: guys seriously you’re gonna be very disappointed I’m telling you DON’T PICK ME FOR THAT REASON

  • You’re a professional artist and went to art school but you’re absolute crap at Pictionary like how is that supposed to be a handstand
  • Alternatively: okay if you think that’s so crappy why don't you draw a better handstand huh???? That’s what I thought

  • We’re playing Jenga! and it’s deadly silent and we keep holding our breath when we move our pieces

  • You won’t play 'Just Dance’ with me anymore because last time I accidentally hit you in the face with my Wiimote
  • Alternatively: The last time we played Dance Central you
The slytherin common room consist of:

•sometimes you walk in and there’s just a person on the floor crying.

•kids drawing fake death eater marks on their arms to scare the other houses.

•that couple on the couch that’s basically having sex.

•Halsey is always playing

•the dungeons constantly feel damp but comforting.

•fire place always burning.

•bomb parties.

•lots of alcohol that students sneak past snape.

•someone always falls asleep on the couch.

•kids struggling to get homework done by 4 am

•4 years and up putting sound proof spells on the dorms so the younger kids sleeping don’t hear them partying.

•spin the bottle

•trash talk/gossip

•magic duels that end up braking things.

•the random ass gryffindor that always freaking sneaks into the party and no one knows how

( ¼ houses)

(there’s also now a pt. 2 for this)

anonymous asked:

Unnie, how do you think seventeen would act when they're drunk??? Like who would flirt, who would giggle uncontrollably, who would pass out, etc (this is purely for science ofc I would never think about drunk!svt on my spare time.....)

(i have already established some of this in my 7 Minutes In Heaven series but omg i love this idea so let’s go)

Jeonghan: becomes super cuddly and emotionally needy, gets whiny when he doesn’t get his cuddles, goes from mom to total 4 year old and needs to be supervised at all times, must be tucked in, can’t be left alone or he will start crying bc he thinks no one loves him, the claiming and “whose baby are you??” gets 10x worse bc drunkhan needs the affirmation 

Joshua/Jisoo: sober. (lmao kidding) the type to get heavily peer pressured into one drink, like it, (cause it’s probably the fruity tooty ones that don’t taste like alcohol) and then think it’s okay to have like 12, and end up very stomach sick or passed out, whiny about being sick the whole time, or gets a cute little buzz going on 2 little fruity drinks and gets all giggly and confessed his deepest secrets completely by accident, very very chatty, will sit and rub someone else’s back if they are throwing up drunk even if he is a lil tipsy, 

Woozi/Jihoon: actually gets very happy when drunk, alcohol makes him lighten up and relieves his stress, he gets very smiley, very social, enjoys talking to everyone and catching up, does some dancing - a happy medium when drunk, probably hits a tipping point when he just gets horny as hell and needs to bang someone like now

Seungkwan: sings loudly and badly (for once), very giggly, actually very flirty (mainly with Vernon), uses cheesy pick-up lines instead of actually being smooth, the type to get highly offended when people ask if he’s drunk/tell him he’s drunk, “no you’re drunk”

DK/Seokmin: his sun shines even brighter when drunk, he dances even harder, sings even louder, talks even more, somehow even though alcohol is a depressant it gives him more energy than ever, and he will dance and party and socialize until the second the passes out - which is in a moment’s notice, with Hoshi by his side the whole time

Vernon/Hansol: probably a paranoid drunk, his nerves just increase 20x when he’s drunk, he gets very un-blinking, shakes, startled easily and just very jumpy, should probably just be put to bed and left there

Mingyu: the clumsy drunk, cannot be left alone for two seconds or every fragile thing in the area will be smashed, gets nauseous and denies that he is up until to seconds before he is about to puke, causing his vomit to end up in the worst places, (aka in the back of the cab on the way home, in the middle of the sidewalk, in someone’s bed, that one time it ended up on woozi’s head), his eating food off the floor habit cannot be stopped, sometimes pukes on his own clothes and then ends up sleeping in them, basically drunkgyu is mingyew 4000x 

Wonwoo: probably a very grumpy drunk, his brooding and anger only increases when alcohol is involved, he goes over in his head everything that’s wrong with his life, wants to cry or ends up crying and no one knows why, craves the “hangover” type food, but won’t eat it unless someone else offers to get some with him, and ends up sobbing into his greasy ass cheeseburger bc he’s depressed af, in the morning he remembers none of this

S.Coups/Seungcheol: the frat boy drunk, gets kinda tipsy as quickly as possible and holds his alcohol very well, drinks to relieve his inhibitions because he just wants to fuck, uses this as his excuse to stop taking care of people and finally take care of himself (aka his dick), so from the moment he starts drinking he just looking for a good lay (basically don’t bother daddy when he’s got a drink in his hand)

Dino/Chan: gets very cocky when drunk, despite his body weight can hold his booze very well, this is the only time he has the guts to sass his hyungs or say anything out of the way to them, the only time he has the guts to flirt with girls, basically the brave drunk, would probably get way to cocky doing parkour and shit too and end up in the emergency room getting stitches 

Hoshi/Soonyoung: a very giggly drunk, basically dumb and dumber with DK while drunk, just wants to dance and shout and scream, finds everything very funny, also loves “hangover” food and can go to a denny’s at 4am and eat his own weight in food, the social butterfly, tearing up the dance floor and when the night winds down is still wide awake and getting into everything

Minghao/The8: all of his sass and pent up anger comes out when drunk, gets a little rowdy, develops a hair trigger temper, the type of drunk to think everyone is trying to start a fight with him, if anyone is even looking at him the wrong way he’ll want to get into a fist fight (and will definitely win), so he needs to be kept on a tight leash 

Jun: the “lovey” drunk, constantly complimenting everyone, “did i tell you i love you?”, “i love you so much”, “i just want you to know… that i love you”, constantly hanging off someone, very touchy and affectionate

(this was such a fun post to write omg i can totally imagin seventeen at a party, they’d be such a fucking mess)

-Tanisha<3

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((Mod speaking here. This work is tied directly to the end of Jonathan’s answer from the end of ask number three. If you have not read that ask, go back and read that first before you proceed with this piece, or else you will be lost.

That being said, this is the first piece of fanfiction the mod has posted in over 5 years. So, please bear with me on this. Hopefully it turns out to be something to your liking.

Lastly, this writing deals largely in part with my headcanon of Edward being trans, as in this au he is trans, and it is one of the central conflicts of his character. If you have a problem with this headcanon or with me for writing such a thing, I would prefer if you left me, the mod, this blog, and this work alone. This headcanon is something that is important to a good many people, including myself, and I do not wish to see those who do not like it to ruin it for those who do.

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anonymous asked:

(Bee what did u eat anon) I ate bad freezer pizza once and I was sick for a week with a fever and dizziness and everything and that's like the ideal situation for hurt comfort for me. Like Sid ate something because he loved it even if it was bad for him (looking at you mozzarella sticks) and he ends up with a fever and chills and a lil dehydrated and he thinks Geno dumped him bc he isn't here, why isn't he here?? They must have broken up! (In reality, Geno isn't there because he doesn't (1/?))

(He doesn’t know that anythings wrong. He and Sid don’t live together yet, so he has no idea that Sid’s crazy sick, today was an off day and he and Sid planned to spend it doing their own things, because they both have their own commitments.) Eventually, Sid’s basically delirious and crying sadly on his bathroom floor, fevered mind coming up with worse and worse scenarios for what happened with him and Geno, dreams mixing with reality until he’s convinced he heard Geno saying the sorts (2/?)

(He doesn’t know that anythings wrong. He and Sid don’t live together yet, so he has no idea that Sid’s crazy sick, today was an off day and he and Sid planned to spend it doing their own things, because they both have their own commitments.) Eventually, Sid’s basically delirious and crying sadly on his bathroom floor, fevered mind coming up with worse and worse scenarios for what happened with him and Geno, dreams mixing with reality until he’s convinced he heard Geno saying the sorts (2/?)

His brain tells him to call Flower, who he’s sure doesn’t hate him that much. He doesn’t want to be a burden on anybody else, but he figures he can lean on Flower, like he does on the plane. Flower answers his call cheerfully enough, but quickly becomes concerned because 1) Sid’s crying, 2) he’s not making any sense, and 3) Flower can’t do anything about it, like drop everything and go straight to Sid’s house, because he’s in Vegas (💔) which Sid doesn’t seem to remember. Instead, he (4/?)

He asks Sid to keep talking to him, and starts frantically texting Geno. “Sid, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” He asks, trying to keep his voice sounding calm and light, even as he frantically texts Geno (Where the fuck are you? Something’s wrong with Sid. G!! Answer your phone). Eventually, Flower gets Sid to say that he’s at home, and a response from G that essentially boils down to “WHAT WRONG WITH SID, HE AT HOME? I GO NOW, KEEP TALK TO HIM, NOT LET HIM HANG UP”. Flower has Sid (5/?)

Calmed to the point of no longer sobbing into the phone by the time Geno gets there. He just gets Sid to explain that “’m really sick, and Geno doesn’t love me anymore and I want him to be here, Flower,” before Geno bursts in, and quickly gets the situation under control. Cue more tears (from both sides, and Flower maybe cries a little after he hangs up), lots of hugging, about thirty bottles of Gatorade, a very careful shared bath and soft hair washing, and sick exhausted cuddling (6/6)

K.A.R.D Fanaccount (Toronto)

So I was planning on writing this sooner but you know I’m a lazy pos so yes…like always this will probably be all over the place in no particular order but yes here we go:

  • KARD ARE SO TALENTED LIKE WTF MAN THEY HAVEN’T EVEN DEBUTED AND THEY ALREADY SEEM SO COMFORTABLE ON STAGE
  • SPEAKING OF DEBUTING, THEY PERFORMED THE SONG THEY’RE GOING TO DEBUT WITH AND LET’S JUST SAY IT’S GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE US ALL SHOOK I ACTUALLY CAN’T WAIT
  • THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DEBUT SOMETIME IN JUNE IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY
  •  SOMIN AND JIWOO ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LIKE ????? THEY ARE PERFECT???? AND SOMIN’S BODY ROLLS??? HOT FUCKING DAMN
  • JIWOO AND J.SEPH’S BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY STAGE WAS SO FUCKING LIT MAN THEY MAKE SUCH A BADASS DUO WHILE BM AND SOMIN ARE A CHARISMATIC AF DUO
  • SOMIN IS SO ADORABLE I CRY ADMIN K AND I BOTH KEPT SQUEALING SHE IS ACTUALLY SUCH A SQUISH
  • …I THINK J.SEPH IS A LOWKEY FUCKBOI THAT IS ALL
  • ADMIN K’S “BM, PROM?” SIGN GOT NOTICED I’LL LET HER TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN HER FANACCOUNT
  • BM KEPT LOOKING IN OUR DIRECTIONS SO MUCH ADMIN K WAS DYING
  • SO I POSTED A VIDEO OF BM HAVING TO DO SEXY GWIYOMI AND BASICALLY I FREAKED OUT AT THE END SO YOU CANT SEE BUT WHEN HE GOES TO GRIND ON THE FLOOR HE ACTUALLY BUMPED HIS KNEE PRETTY HARD AND HE SEEMED LIKE HE WAS IN PAIN
  • SO OK HI TOUCH OMFG HITOUCH EDBJWM, I HAVE NO WORDS THEY ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME UP CLOSE? I WAS SO SHOOK
  • ADMIN K STOLE MY TIME WITH J.SEPH I CRY
  • WHEN I GOT TO BM I ASKED HIM IF HIS KNEE WAS OK AND HE LOOKED SO SURPRISED AND STARTED SMILING AND WAS LIKE “YEAH, YEAH DW IT’S GOOD, THANK YOU!”
  • I CRY HE AINT MY BIAS BUT I CRY
  • THE STAFF WAS PRETTY LENIENT GOD BLESS
  • BUT OMG I GUESS BOTH KRT AND I AND THE BOYS WE BECAME FRIENDS WITH IN FRONT OF US MUST HAVE MADE AN IMPRESSION BC AS WE WENT TO GO SIT DOWN AT OUR SEATS WHILE WE WAITED FOR PHOTO OP BM KEPT LOOKING IN OUR DIRECTION?
  • WHENEVER THE CROWD WOULD SCREAM HE’D LOOK DIRECTLY TOWARDS US AND ???VFEPN3[
  • AND WHILE WE WENT TO STAND IN LINE FOR PHOTO OP I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T JUST SEEING THINGS SO WHEN HE LOOKED TOWARDS US AGAIN I MADE A HEART AND HE SMILED BACK AND I WAS LIKE FUCK 
  • AND JFC PHOTO OP I CRY
  • SO THE MEMBERS WERE ALL SEATED AND WHEN IT WAS OUR TURN WE COULD GO STAND BESIDE/BEHIND/IN FRONT OF WHOEVER WE WANTED SO I WAS LIKE OMFG THIS IS MY CHANCE
  • SO IMMEDIATELY WENT BESIDE J.SEPH AND JFC IM SUCH A DUMBASS OK SO I HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO SAY “HI” IN A CUTE? VOICE WHEN I MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH SOMEONE AND FEEL AWKS BUT YES I DID THAT TO JSEPH WHEN HE TURNED TO LOOK AT ME
  • AND HE FUCKING SMILED AND I NEARLY DIED HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT GUYS RIJHEFNICD;’
  • BUT YES I WAS SUPPOSED TO ASK HIM IF I COULD GET A HUG FOR THE PHOTO BUT I FREAKED OUT AND ENDED UP JSUT ASKING HIM IF WE COULD MAKE A HEART AND HE STARTED SMILING AND NODDING HIS HEAD I CRY
  • SINCE THEY WERE TAKING A WHILE TO TAKE THE PIC MY HAND WAS PRESSED UP AGAINST HID SO LONG W[OEBFAU9
  • WHEN THE PHOTO OP WAS DONE I SAID THANK YOU AND QUICKLY WENT TO JIWOO AND SOMIN AND TOLD THEM THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL AND THAT THEIR SINGING WAS AMAZING AND THEY SMILED SO HARD EHGVT4 
  • AND YES THAT’S ALL I THINK IDK TBH MY MEMORY SUCKS 

~Admin Coffee

Best. Night. Ever.

This is gonna be super long but I need to get this out while it’s still fresh so bear with me cuz my head is spinning with bliss rn.

Okay so like
I thought I couldn’t get any happier tonight cuz of my weird mood from earlier
BUT I. WAS. SO. WRONG.
So boyfriend and I get back to my house and start watching Bob’s Burgers as we usually do, and of course the whole time he’s just giving me little tickles here and there, I’m giving him back rubs and all the usual stuff.
So that goes on for like an hour, it’s nice and cute and yeah.
Then by the time we start watching Family Guy, the tickles and teasing gradually become more aggressive, he’s all over my feet and my tummy and the newly discovered behind my knees (EVERYONE IGNORE THAT) and at some point he starts in with the fucKING RASPBERRIES DEAR GOD WHY
Now keep in mind, we were in the family room which is literally right next to my parents room, in which they were sleeping at the time
So of course we have to be quiet, and by we I mean ME BUT IT WAS THE HARDEST THING EVER BECAUSE RASPBERRIES AND HIP TICKLES AND FUCKKK MY MAN IS GOOD AT THIS SHIT
So after Family Guy, we decide to watch Spongebob. Starts out normal, a few minutes go by.
And somehow I end up laying kinda in front of him on the couch, like he’s on the inside, I’m on the outside, get what I’m saying? Maybe? Anyway.
And out of nowhere he launches a full on ATTACK on my entire upper body like he did not miss a single spot and thE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TEASING THE CRAP OUT OF ME
And I was trying so hard to be as quiet as I could but I mean WE ALL KNOW ITS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT?!
AND THEN
He decides it would be a fucking wonderful idea to go for my neck AND my tummy aT THE SAME FUCKING TIME WHILE I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO START SCREAMING AT THE FEELING OF TUMMY RASPBERRIES AND NECK SCRIBBLES LIKE IT WAS JUST INSANE
So at this point I start falling off his lap and he’s kinda holding onto me but also switches to tickling my ribs and hips and so him holding me does nothing and we somehow both end up on the floor where it continues for another few minutes and oh my godddd
So finally he gets back up and leaves me on the floor lmao and I’m basically crying.
Thennn for the grand finale he grabs my feet and goes nuts on them for idk how long but there were a lot more tears in the end haha

You’d think it would end there right?
WELL IT DIDNT FUCKING END THERE
When he had to leave I started walking him to the door and right before we got to the stairs, he did the best thing ever and PINNED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND TORTURED ME MORE and this went on for at least two minutes and fuck it was great
And right before he walked outside, as we were kissing and hugging good bye he went for my sides again and I wanted to melt into a huge puddle of lee giddiness or something.

It was absolutely amazing.

Long story short, I’m gonna marry this man one day.

Samwell Women’s Volleyball Sisterhood Traditions that have been around for Millions Of Years (about three)

  • Wet High Fives
    • “ew Kelsey that’s disgusting I’m not gonna lick my hand before i high five you, you fucking gremlin”
    • this tradition began April and March’s freshman year, when they were revving up for a really intense game and the captain, a senior at the time named Tina, had a weird pre-game ritual where she would lick one hand, and another teammate had a ritual where she would high five everyone. this game happened to be the only one that they won that season, and when April and March told this to Kelsey she was The Way She Is and now she bullies someone into a disgusting and sticky high five before every game. 
    • usually it’s Bailey or Caitlin who end up being the victims 
  • Double Date Policy
    • there’s a chart in April and March’s dorm that reads “DDP” in bright blue glitter, and it’s Very Important. 
    • on the chart there is a section for all the “Registered Couples” of the team (i.e Bailey and Kelsey, Chris and Caitlin, Sara and a very heavily whited out spot that currently reads “Jason”, “April and March FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY”, ect ect). The other columns are for each member of the team, names of potential significant others, and dates. 
    • basically, in the words of the spice girls, if you wanna be their lover, you gotta get with their friends. by the second or third date with a potential bf/gf/date mate, you gotta sign up for a double date with a registered couple or April won’t give you the Very Serious paperwork to become a registered couple on the DDP chart. 
    • (the Very Serious Paperwork is literally a sticky note to write your names on)
    • ((also as much as March rants about how important it is to make sure your dating life and team life “mesh well”, this is not mandatory. Kelsey swears that there is something satisfying about having your names on a chart though.))
  • Trivia Night 
    • aka Organized Chaos Hell Night
    • also also known as Friday
    • there are three teams. it gets fucking scary. they have t-shirts. one time Amanda didn’t speak to Jessie for a whole day because she was supposed to do the research for the 80′s TV/Media category and she forgot and researched 90′s Politics. March was literally crying at lunch. April had to use her mom voice. it was horrible
    • the teams are:
      •  Team Octopus: Kelsey, Bailey, Caitlin
      • Team Lioness: Jessie, Amanda, and Sara
      • Blue team: April, March, Molly, and Mallory 
    • notable Trivia Night Disasters:
      • Sara and Kelsey had got into a shot competition twenty minutes before one night, and took turns ruining their respective scores by answering every TV/Media question with One Direction songs drunkenly
      • the time molly and Mallory just. Didn’t show up. the next day at practice April made Mallory run laps for “breathing too loudly” and March made molly do fifty push ups for “thinking about not calling the ball, i can see it on your face traitor”
      • the time they tried to turn it into a drinking game and Jessie managed to finish the game even after throwing up two (2) times like a fucking champ
      • “Couples Trivia Night” where march encouraged everyone to bring a date and the night ended up with three boys crying and a small fire
  • Pasta For Everyone Policy
    • basically everyone on this team is an evil food thief but one time Bailey made spaghetti and they all live on the same floor so Sara smelled it and tried to mooch, which led to her going back to her’s and Amanda’s room with fresh pasta, and then Amanda had to get in on that action and it basically set off a horrible chain reaction and Bailey had to grumpily go buy more spaghetti and feed everyone.
    • she forced everyone to promise that if they ever made pasta they’d make enough for everyone too as payback, and since then every time someone wants pasta it turns into a whole Thing
    • they had to buy a Really big pot, and it’s a shared investment. 
  • The Leg Thing
    • This is a stupid game and no one likes it. 
    • the basic goal is simple: get your leg the highest. however, the simplicity is slowly chipping away as these idiots keep. adding. rules. 
    • the most horrible thing about the game is that no one knows how it begins. everyone seems to have a different idea as to how the game is set off.
      • Kelsey swears that the game can only start if April is wearing a red shirt, but bailey swears that one time they played and April was wearing a purple shirt
      • Caitlin says that the game starts whenever someone says “leg”. one time her and Amanda got in a fight about this, because Amanda said that was totally unrealistic, because leg is too common of a word. three hours later Caitlin was winning the leg game and googling “how often do you say ‘leg’” at the same time
      • one time Jessie made a petition and asked everyone around campus to sign it. she said that her cause was proving that the leg game starts when more than two people have freshly shaven legs that day
    • the rules are so stupid. like they just keep adding them. some of the best/worst rules:
      • in order to win, the leg height has to be held for at least three minutes. you also have to provide your own timer, and the alarm has to be a song where the chorus is in ¾ time
      • you’re not allowed to use any objects as leverage for your leg heightening, unless someone yells “peanut”, in which case you must immediately find something or someone to use as leverage 
      • if you fall on your left arm, you can keep playing, but if you fall on your right arm you’re out.
      • there is now a new player in the game. someone is declared “the leg police” and their job is to go around and try to get the players to fall over without touching them
      • if it’s Wednesday, you can’t play the leg game. or can you. 
      • if you win, you have to find a piece of chalk and write your initials somewhere in 9 minutes or less, or the runner up gets the crown
      • you’re not allowed to play the leg game if you’ve eaten an apple in the last 3 hours
    • they’re idiots and i love them

So as of right now I work at a TM Jaxx. I transferred from another branch of the same company when I moved back into college.

The managers at this store are the least personal, most irresponsible managers I’ve ever dealt with. I wish I was exaggerating. The management at my old store was super sweet and patient when dealing with my transfer, but the people here don’t care what’s happening as long as you’re working. And because it takes about 2-3 weeks for new employees to get on payroll, they’ve just been throwing me wherever without training, even if I never worked in that department at my old store. And since I’m not on the schedule, they give me hours but it doesn’t show up and expect me to know when I’m working. When I ask they say to check the schedule. ITS NOT ON THE SCHEDULE.

I only work weekends because I’m around campus all day, which I’ve told them multiple times. They don’t seem to listen to anything I say, now matter how much I repeat it. My old store hired a bunch of people at the same time so I wasn’t really trained properly, but whenever I ask a question here I’m brushed off or yelled at like I should know the answer.

Today the manager on duty had me on register, which I’ve only trained on for about 20 minutes last weekend. They threw me in and I was fine for a while, until the front end coordinators and the manager leave and it’s just me and another new person ringing, on the busiest day of the week. No one showed me how to do returns, or how to sign customers up for a rewards card when they ask. So basically all I know how to do is scan stuff and take the sensors off.

I also have extreme social anxiety, and throwing me in an unfamiliar, stressful situation dealing with asshole customers for hours on end is the absolute worst thing to happen. So I basically had to beg my manager (while crying) to go onto the floor.

I’m about 3 seconds away from quitting on the spot.

anonymous asked:

I just like to imagine a really aggrieved Sidney finally making his way back downstairs like two hours after the bear-head-through-the-dog-door incident and sitting on the floor to stroke Geno's stupid sad bear face and coax him into turning back into a human so he can pull his head back out. Then Sid has to pretend he's still mad when he ends up with a lapful of sad, remorseful drunk Geno half crying against his shoulder (bc drunk G basically has the emotional intelligence of a toddler)

“I’m sorry,” Geno sobs into Sidney’s nice new t-shirt. “So sorry. I’m buy you doors. Ten doors.”

“I don’t need that many doors,” Sidney says, rubbing his husband’s back. 

TAYLOR PLEASE APOLOGISE TO MAMA SWIFT FOR ME LITERALLY CRYING ALL OVER HER AFTER I CAME OUT THE M&G I HELD IT TOGETHER FOR YOU BUT I JUST ENDED UP SOBBING WHEN I CAME OUT AND ANDREA HUGGED ME AND IT MADE ME CRY EVEN MORE AND SHE THANKED ME AND I WAS BASICALLY SOBBING ON THE FLOOR JUST TELL HER IM SORRY OK

‘Roots’ Star Malachi Kirby On Filming Kunta Kinte’s Intense Night 1 Scenes

Malachi Kirby as Kunta Kinte (Photos: History)

If you’ve seen the first night of History’s four-part Roots remake, when young Mandinka warrior Kunta Kinte (Malachi Kirby) is captured by slavers, transported to America in the hold of a ship, and whipped because he refuses to identify himself as Toby, then you know what our critic-at-large Ken Tucker meant when he wrote, “The new Roots excels in the naturalism of its performances to make the horror of slavery vividly painful — and the resistance to it uplifting — in a way that deepens the tale.”

Related: Ken Tucker Reviews ‘Roots’: Remade For A New Generation

It’s a career-making performance for Kirby, the 26-year-old Brit who describes filming the miniseries as a spiritual experience. “For most of the stuff, I didn’t know how to prepare, so I prayed. I just asked God to help me, basically,” he says. “And what ended up happening on that day doing the whipping scene is, we got through the first take, and then the second take, something just took over. I was never actually getting hit, but suddenly it felt like I was experiencing the pain of hundreds of other people, and it was overwhelming and I broke down. I don’t know for how long — it felt like for an hour, but it was probably more like 15 minutes. I was just on the floor crying, in tears. It wasn’t an upset thing, it was like I was being tormented with all this incredible amount of pain. We weren’t finished, so we got up and carried on. It was an incredibly humbling experience.”

Related: Get to Know ‘Roots’ Remake Star Malachi Kirby — and His Road to an Iconic Role

Fiddler (Forest Whitaker) tells Kunta you keep your true name inside

To film the scenes in the ship hold, Kirby had a plan. “I understood that the actual people who were enslaved at the time would’ve been in the slave hold continuously for maybe at least three weeks or so, so I thought the least I could do was try to stay in there for a day,” he says. “So whenever we did that stuff, once we were in, I didn’t leave it. I didn’t go to the toilet, I didn’t have lunch. I just stayed in there until we’d finished the day. And again, that was horrible and took me to some very dark places. I’d go in there happy and come out just a different person. Where we were filming, they actually built a boat with the actual perimeters of the time, and they put 200 people in there and chained them up and put dirt and poo on them, and it smelled horrible, and there wasn’t much oxygen in there because of the amount of people, and you couldn’t stand up because of the roof. So you’re just in this cramped space with people wailing, and screaming, and singing. It was just horrible. But very necessary.”

How did Kirby recover after they wrapped for the day? “This has been something new for me this whole journey, with my faith and my work, but I pray. It’s the only way I kinda get through it and actually release and get back to myself. I pray and I praise God.”

Roots continues Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 9 p.m. ET on History, A&E, and Lifetime.

anonymous asked:

Its this time of the month again and lady nature is torturing you as bad as ever~to the point where the pain is not tolerable anymore so you end up crying from pain and curl up down the floor. (guess who's in great pain right now T^T) how would those dorks handle this? (IF they can handle a hurting female with bloody murderous instincts and need for sweets,i'd like to see them trying lol) for the Gom kagami takao and kasamatsu pweety pwease <3

A/N: small scenarios for you! Atsu’s seems a bit cold, but it’s meant to be an “i don’t really care, but i care” type of thing, hope that makes sense!


AKASHI would basically be your knight in shining armor. He’ll wait on you hand and foot, never once complaining or making a fuss. He would even go so far as asking you to give him something to do so he doesn’t feel like he’s ignoring your and your pain.

AOMINE grumbles as you ask him yet again for some cuddles. It wasn’t much really, he just didn’t particularly like that your mood could change in an instant. He climbs into bed with you and holds you close, patting you on the head and rubbing your back.

KAGAMI isn’t totally lost, but he’s still wary of how your period symptoms vary from the other females he knows. He brings you all the things you want before you even ask him. Mindful of your pain, he’ll bring you medication and a glass of water as he sits next to you.

KASAMATSU is awkward at best. He doesn’t know what to do and he’s floundering when you ask him to bring you something. He’s spilling water and dropping your pills, but he doesn’t complain once. When you ask for a cuddle, he complies but treats you like fine china.

KISE is almost an expert. Much like Kagami he brings you the things you need before vocalizing it. He holds you and rubs your tummy, helping you to feel better. He’ll suggest watching movies or playing games to get your mind off of your pain.

KUROKO silently observes. If you ask him for something he’ll get it right away, but other than that he’s trying to burn this memory into his brain, so that in the future he can help you in a more skilled way. Toward the end of the night, he’ll hold you in his arms and rub your back.

MIDORIMA stammers once he hears what’s going on. Why should it matter to him anyway? If you ask him for something he’ll turn red and stutter out a complaint, walking away only to return a few minutes later with exactly what you’d ask him for.

MURASAKIBARA groans, not moving from the spot next to you. Rolling his eyes when you sob, calling him ‘mean’ and ‘a jerk’. He’ll get up with a huff and grab what you needed, tossing it at you once he returns. Laying himself next to you, he rests his head on your chest and rubs your tummy.

TAKAO jumps up and down, waiting for your next command. He has to admit, he kind of likes taking care of you. He loves how dependent you are on him, always asking him for what you need. He even suggests the cuddles on his own, crawling on the bed, nuzzling himself into you.

post-carry on headcanons

I reckon Simon would actually be pretty good at maths, and would study psychology/biology at university. He and Baz go to school rather close to each other and have coffee dates all the time. Simon eventually goes into Psychiatry and works with other patients who deal with a multitude of mental illnesses, but also occasionally works as a counselor at the foster homes around London (after his upbringing and all). 

Penny would aim to become a Political Science lecturer who steps in occasionally to relieve for the Women’s Studies teacher, but would one day end up in parliament as the Minister of Foreign Affairs (and a damn good one at that). Soon, though, she goes back to Watford to take over as the Political Sciences teacher, and eventually follows in her mother’s footsteps and becomes head mistress.

Baz went and studied at the London School of Economics and probably ends up being a minister of financial affairs for the World of Mages (after around 5 or 10 years they reverted back to being a democracy) but until then, works as a head administrator for a National Bank firm, before teaching Latin (among other things) at Watford.

While Baz studied, he still kept up violin. He tutors beginners around London for cheap (bc let’s be honest - the nerd studies economics, he pretty much knows what people can and cant afford) and after hearing that Simon never got to learn any sports/instruments/extra activities as an orphan, Baz goes to give free lessons at the homes through the summer holidays. 

The very next year after he begins, Simon and Baz set up a charity (in both the Normal world and the World of Mages) dedicated to giving every kid the chance to discover their true creative passions and abilities. Penny helps behind the scenes, with funds and government support, but otherwise she has her own job to worry about.

In addition to this, because Simon never got to learn any of that kind of thing through his childhood, Baz teaches him how to play on their study breaks, and for Christmas Baz gets him his own violin, and they duet. Even though Simon is still a beginner and Baz is clearly far more experienced and better, they both really enjoy it because they’re together and they love each other.

Penny gets back in touch with Agatha and hears that she’s been studying Marine Biology in California. It takes a while, but eventually Penny convinces Agatha to come back to London for a holiday and see the boys again and such. It basically just consists of two weeks of suburban adventures and movie nights, featuring Simon and Baz going to bed/leaving early and lots of hella late WellbeBunce cuddles and crying over all of the things they missed out on. Eventually it results in a very cute night toward the end of her stay, in which the Golden Squad (as I so creatively named them lol) all sit around on the floor, catching up, drinking loads, getting a bit too real at some points, but all in good fun.

nice.

anonymous asked:

Karno, zyglavis and Aigonorus reaction to their baby making a mess in the house

Link to previous gods is found below.
http://plloo2013.tumblr.com/post/131879613863/scm-guys-reaction-when-their-baby-makes-a-mess-in

Karno
Karno basically got a shock when he returned back to the kitchen after going to get some fresh clothes for Toshiro. All the chilies paste all throw all over the floor. He looks around and saw Toshiro spreading some paste on the wall as well. He snapped his fingers and return thing back to normal before grabbing Toshiro, who is crying now.

“Enough of the mess. We are taking a bath now.” Karno said sternly to him before grabbing him to the bathroom.

Zyglavis
Zyglavis was trying to feed Toshiro his chocolate cake but he ends up took the spoon and throw the cake on the table. Looking fun, he continues throw remaining cake on the floor as well, giggling nonstop all the while. Zyglavis looks at the mess in disbelief as he just clean up the house a few minutes ago.

“No more for you.” Zyglavis scolded and snapped his fingers to clean up the house. Toshiro starts crying when he had no cake to eat. Zyglavis sighed and give him another one, but making sure Toshiro can’t throw the cake around anymore.

Aigonorus
Aigonorus wake up to see Toshiro had torn all his pillows apart. The cotton wools are over the floor. He had no idea that Toshiro is awake before him and started destroying the pillows. Aigo can even hears him giggling as he continues playing with the cotton wool around him. Staring in disbelief, Aigo snapped his fingers to return thing back to normal. He then grabbed the crying Toshiro and get him to sleep again.

“Go back to sleep and you will create less trouble.” Aigo said sternly to him, forcing him to sleep again.