Class 3-E Doing A Project
Nagisa: Gets all the right information, writes a lil report up but unfortunately. “we’re going to be learning about william shakespeare’ *everyone groans* *smol snek bby gets frustrated BUT CONTINUES* ends up playing an episode of horrible histories. everyone calms down.
Karma: ‘HEY DATS BOIS AND GIRLS, WAIT DID I JUST ASSUME YOUR GENDERS LMAAOOOOO’ fuckin’ pointless. he doesn’t even have a presentation, he’s just reading of the back of his hand, which is another meme.
Kayano: ‘people at the back can’t hear you! speak up or grow taller’ RAGE MODE ACTIVATED UR GETTING A KAEDE KAYANO BEATING B U D D Y YOU BETTER RUN PAL she makes a cute report on broadway actors and everyone’s like??? dat you??? and she like what no
Nakamura: Her report is similar to Karma’s but waaaaay more elegant. She sips some tea while she goes through the kermit memes. The History of Memes, as she puts it. Calls herself a Meme Lord while Karma is a Meme Dealer. very classy, a good presentation and not boring.
Okuda:gets stage fright so she starts talking WITHOUT FUCKING BREATHING OKUDA MY MAN R U OK??? (her report is about sport animes and their shipping dynamics. everyone loves it bc everyone’s gay, ok??)
Isogai: A+++ STUDENT. MADE A REPORT ON HOW GLOBAL WARMING IS AFFECTING THE PLANET AND EVEN MADE THIS ADORABLE LITTLE MODEL OF A GLOBE AND HE’S JUST SO SWEET ILY. ‘so we could nuke the planet?’ ‘kARMA WERE YOU LISTENING?? DONT NUKE THE PLANET’
Maehara: ‘for our next meme, we have……oh shit waddup?’ his first presentation is memes and when he’s told to change, he switches to one THAT IS VERY SIMILAR TO ISOGAI’S, MAEHARA HIROTO WYD? when’s he’s accused of copying the ikemen, he switches to his last presentation. ‘Flirting 101′. Starts spewing all these facts about how the brain acts when you talk to someone you like. Miss Bitch calls him her favourite male student and how she can ‘reward’ him ‘thanks miss but i like dick’
Chiba: Makes his on Gerard Way/Frank Iero and why Brendon and Sarah Urie are power couple goals AFF. blasts ‘teenagers’ by mcr to finish off and hOLY FUCK THE EMO KID IS SCARILY AGRESSIVE. (he is full of rage sa ve him)
Itona: The most normal report ever. A good amount of slides, not too much not too little. Chooses a good subject ‘Dinosaurs’ but HE’S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT? HE STARTS OFF THE PRESENTATION LIKE ‘THE LAND BEFORE TIME? MORE LIKE THE LAND OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIES LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS’
(i’d include gakushuu in this (even though he aint class 3-e) but we all know how disgustingly perfect his ‘why i hate karma akabane: a brief synopsis’ presentation with 50+ slides would be)