and as your captain

anonymous asked:

Though really, toaster pastries aside, is there a baked goody you're fond of? A sort of guilty pleasure dessert?

Why should one feel guilty for indulging in fresh baking? 

It may seem a little thing,  but the ability to go out, at one’s pleasure, to procure fresh bread is quite the delicacy to a man whose has spent a great deal of time at sea.  Fresh anything actually. 

Except coconut. 

Too many damn coconuts on that island…


Follow up to this post

Imagine Your OTP
  • Person A: What's your biggest fear?
  • Person B: You.
  • Person A: Me?!
  • Person B: I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and see yourself as I see you. You will realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve better than me...
  • Person B: I'm terrified that you'll leave.

when ur otp does the forehead touching thing╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

Captain Swan Vows
  • Hook: When we met it was just one thing that mattered to me: getting my revenge. And you did something that no one else ever could: you showed me that a heart full of love is the most precious treasure of all. And one that I don't intend to lose. They say that a captain's heart belongs to his ship. And with this ring, it now belongs to you.
  • Emma: Killian. I spent so much of my life on my own. And then Henry found me and brought me to Storybrooke and helped me find the rest of my family. But just because you learn that you come from true love doesn’t mean you believe that you will ever find it. But thanks to you, now I have.
  • Peter: Im...grounded?
  • Tony: *folds arms* Yes, you're grounded!
  • Steve: You disobeyed an order.
  • Thor: *holds up a shovel* And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
  • Tony: Thor, that's not how grounding works.
  • Tony: Spidey, honey, could you come in here, please? Would you please inform Cap that I'm no longer speaking to him.
  • Peter: Captain Rogers, Mr. Stark is no longer...
  • Steve: ... I get it. Thank you, Peter.
creative curses i like using
  • shut the hell your mouth
  • billions of bilious blistering barnacles
  • what the goose
  • pirates!
  • bloody hell
  • slutbags
  • motherhugger
  • lord farquaad
  • great snakes!
  • crikey
  • well i’ll be a bitch
  • flippity flop you’re a cock
  • well butter my buns and call me betty crocker
  • dusty doughnuts
  • kiss my sass
  • daily doses of dingleberries
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