So our friend was new to playing dnd
Newbie: So what is a survival check for?
DM: It’s basically if i threw you out in the forest and said ‘good fucking luck’, so-
Me: Its when, after you are done playing for the day, the DM makes you roll a survival check and if its lower then a 20, the DM takes you out back-
Newbie: OH MY g o
Me: and shoots you like a horse
DM proceeds to loose shit laughing