and are desperate enough to do this kind of work

TOP5 Sexiest PRODUCE101 Trainees – #1

Some guys out there try so hard to act sexy – and there are men that don’t really need to try. We fall for those who have natural sex appeal. No specific looks, skills or personality required – just pure sexual presence.

While most younger girls prefer the pretty and cute trainees of Produce 101 Season 2, us women look for something more sensual – more exciting. We are going for those guys who make our blood boil, our mouth drool and our panties drop. 

Oh, yes! Sex appeal can be so thrilling and dangerous for our dirty minds. But you know what is most fatal for our ovaries? – A guy that appears all sweet and cheery, and then suddenly transforms into the worst sex god you have ever seen.

#1 – KANG DANIEL // 강다니엘

Originally posted by nctaetrash

Produce 101 Season 2 just started – and the MMO gossip squad was the talk of the town. You cannot watch the first episode without noticing this bunch of five adorable trainees.

Originally posted by itsjoanb

Especially two of them left a lasting impression. While Yoon Jisung provided everyone with good laughs, Kang Daniel gained a lot of attention because of his charming smile, pink hair and bromancy behavior. BUT WE WERE ALL FOOLED!

Originally posted by kangj00n

This Produce 101 trainee is much more than just a sweet and fluffy bunny with the cutest smile ever. This guy is a fucking monster that is able to destroy female bodies only with his seductive expression.

Originally posted by dsoulxxx

Let’s be honest – until episode 3 no one knew that Daniel was a hot beast in disguise. Yes, he always appeared manly thanks to his broad shoulders and mature visuals. But with his super cute personality and his adorable smiling face, who could have guessed that this fucker is the worst seducer of them all?

Originally posted by kangdan101

Sorry, Sorry team 2 – also known as Justice League team – was full of insanely hot boys. Come on! I’ve already mentioned three of them on this list. This group appeared on stage, and ruined my uterus in an instant.

Originally posted by p-eachdaniel

Although Seongwoo performed as center, it was Daniel who got most of my attention. How can he look so freaking good in a suit? I wasn’t prepared for this. What is this kind of magic?

Originally posted by p-eachdaniel

I’m thinking about suing Mnet. My mind and body stopped working properly after Team Justic League’s performance. Thanks, Mnet!

But yes… this was the moment I have realized: Fuck. That’s my bias.

Originally posted by sour-satang

As if the last performance wasn’t brutal enough, Daniel formed along with five other extremely popular trainees the Get Ugly team and ruined my life AGAIN.

From being all sensual and classy in Super Junior’s Sorry, Sorry to acting all playful and hot in Jason Derulo’s Get Ugly. Why are you doing this to me, Mnet?

Originally posted by leejanhae

I’m usually not that kind of girl that goes crazy when a male idol lifts his shirt to show his abs. But holy shit – why does this work so well with Daniel’s performance? It doesn’t look forced or desperate like on most idols or trainees. 

Originally posted by god-kangdaniel

Yes, Daniel stood out a lot during the Get Ugly performance – mostly because of his b-boying – which suits him so so well – and his perfect facial expression.

Originally posted by hwangminyeo

All the mature and sensual vibes from Sorry, Sorry suddenly turned into sexy and playful charisma in Get Ugly. With such a variety of hotness – how can not fall for him?

But it wasn’t the Sorry, Sorry nor the Get Ugly performance that made me completely lose my shit.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I’m a 28-year-old woman that shouldn’t start screaming like a ridiculous fan girl in here teens, right? So what’s happening? There are only three male idols that are able to make me go full nuts – and all of them are much older than Daniel. (By the way, if you’re interested who those idols are, let me know.)

Originally posted by kangdanielx

But then Open Up happened – and I was completely done with my life. To quote produced101: Daniel didn’t suit the concept – He WAS the concept of the song. And the funny thing is, Daniel had to join this team as a punishment for his (in my opinion) ridiculous SNS scandal.

Originally posted by smileyhueyuniverse

Good job, Mnet! Is this karma? Then this sexy motherfucker hit first place after his team’s seductive show. Not only for the concept evaluation challenge – he even ranked first during last week’s elimination episode as well.

Originally posted by lookgoodkpop

But guys, you know what bothers me? I want to hear him rap properly. He was always singing during all those episodes – which was honestly good. Besides his amazing dance skills, his voice sounds beautiful. But… I mean… come on! He’s actually a rapper – so let him rap! Well, I have a thing for rappers. If he suddenly turns into a badass rap god, I can die in piece, okay?

I just want to say that Kang Daniel is besides the other four extremely hot trainees I’ve mentioned, the sexiest of all Produce 101 candidates. He’s the one that makes girls break out in sweat. He’s the one that forces ladies’ blood to boil. And he’s the one that should win Produce 101 Season 2′s center position on Friday.

Originally posted by softjvngkook







a year of fics!

it’s been a year (and a bit) since i published my first fic in the 1d fandom, and 12 months later, i now have 12 fics published. i’m pretty sure i thought i would write like three fics and then bounce, but i’ve loved (almost) every minute of it. i’ve fallen in love with writing again, made lots of friends, and felt really encouraged that writing fiction is indeed the path for me. i really appreciate anyone who’s ever left me a comment or kudo or shared anything i’ve written - it honestly makes my day every time. i’ve never put all my fics in one post, so it feels like a good time to do that. so without futher ado, in no particular order, here is my anniversary fic list!

we are only just beginning (129k)

A college AU featuring lots of domestic sappiness, waffles, tattoos, late nights and early mornings, and above all, Louis and Harry against the world.

ain’t my fault (7k)

AU. Liam posts an ad on the wrong section of Craigslist, Louis is pretty sure they’re gonna get murdered as a result, and Harry’s missing an avocado.

the boys of summer (45k)

AU. In which Louis is a reluctant sports coach, Harry’s a fellow counselor who wears tiny yellow shorts, and camp rules say they’re forbidden to date.

never be ready (7k)

A high school AU where a summer without Harry makes Louis realize that he wants to be a little bit more than best friends.

all the lines we cast will lead us home (10k)

AU. The one where Louis is a famous singer, Harry’s a uni student obsessed with his music, and sometimes things have a way of working out.

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Title: Montreal

Warnings: Swearing, probably

Request: I don’t know if it’s midnight there already because of different time zones but hopefully not! Can you do Brendan Gallagher (if you don’t want to do it about him or you have already many requests about him, just change whoever you want to write about), where y/n lived in different country and they had been living in long distance relationships and finally she moves to Montreal. Thank you!

Other Parts: (Part Two)

Links: My Master List  and My Current Requests

“So you’ll be here in two weeks. I know the logistics of moving all your stuff that far is going to be–”

“Brendan, wait.” you cut in, the setting sun in Montreal illuminating him on the screen. You had disappointed him before, and now you were going to have to do it again. He faltered, his eyes growing serious. “The project I’m working on was delayed again, the client made some last minute changes and–”

“So you’re not coming?” he cut in, his lips settling in a firm line.

“Not yet.” you said slowly, watching the light fade from Brendan’s eyes.

“Babe, your paperwork is going to expire before you get here and then we’ll have to go through the whole process again.”

“I’m sorry.” you offered, knowing it wasn’t enough.

This wasn’t the first time your anticipated move in date had been postponed. It was the third. You were supposed to have settled in with Brendan over 8 months ago, yet here you were, still in your tiny apartment thousands of miles away from the love of your life. The last  two times you had delayed your move to Montreal, Brendan had looked sad; this time, however sadness was replaced by anger.  

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BTS Reaction To Having a Crush On Their Makeup Artist

Anon asked: Can you please do a BTS reaction wherein you are their makeup artist? Thank you

I tweaked your request juuussttt slightly, I hope it’s still along the lines of what you wanted. Thanks for requesting! -Spice

Rap Monster:

He’d be really nervous and clumsy whenever you came over to do his make up. Not wanting to jeopardize your career or his, Namjoon would likely keep silent about his feelings and keep his relationship with you strictly professional. If you came forward and confessed a crush on him, he would be relieved that he didn’t have to hide his feelings around you anymore.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Overall, his demeanor wouldn’t change all that much, but instead of calling himself handsome, he would put more focus on complementing you. Seokjin would definitely try to be more gentlemanly and kind around you, hoping that his charm would make you swoon eventually. He’d never outright say he has a crush on you unless he’s desperate for you to know. 

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Similar to Jin, Yoongi wouldn’t really seem to change his attitude all that much; however, if you looked closely enough you’d be able to see the signs of his crush on you. His eyes would linger on you for a few more seconds than normal, and he’d smile ever so slightly when you’d speak to him or do his make up. Eventually he’d work up the courage and just bluntly confess his feelings.

Originally posted by kuromel


If you thought he was hyper and loud before, he only intensifies once he realizes he has a crush on you. Hoseok only becomes more rambunctious to hide his nerves around you, and will shift into a more serious mode when he feels it’s the right time to confess.

Originally posted by jhope-shi


There would be a lot of intense staring coming from Taehyung, and he wouldn’t even realize he was doing it. He’d be so deep in thought about what he should do about his feelings toward you he wouldn’t notice you getting a little weirded out until you said something. Tae would mentally curse himself for staring, and try to make a better impression so he could confess properly.

Originally posted by cutae-hyungie


As soon as he realizes he has feelings for you, Jimin will be shy 24/7. It would take him a while to get a handle on his feelings, but once he did he would try to act more suave to impress you. He’d likely try to talk himself into confessing, but would back out last minute.

Originally posted by princejimin


Jungkook would be nervous around you for the first week or two after he realizes he developed feelings for you, not knowing whether he should focus on keeping your relationship professional. Eventually he’d decide to just go for it, pushing his shy nature back to subtly flirt with you.

Originally posted by xsvt17x

Spiderman: Bad Breath and Bad at keeping Secrets

Peter Parker x Michelle (MJ) …. sort of

@tomllholland Thank you for the amazing prompts!!! :D I hope you enjoy this piece as much as I enjoyed writing it!!

Was too excited/lazy to edit please excuse grammatical and spelling errors.

1. we have to stop meeting like this.

7. there’s only room for one hero in this city and it’s not you

24. I just have to outrun you

Peter loved being Spiderman- why wouldn’t he? The chance to be the hero was almost too good to pass up. Other than the late nights, and the lies, and the inconvenient scheduling of criminal activity, Spiderman hardly ever interfered with his school life. Peter was confident he could keep the two lives separate, after all he had Ned and Tony Stark to help him. The more Peter thought about it the more he thought that he had it all together- what could go wrong?

“Alright everyone, we’re going to be running laps around the gym. Now I don’t want to hear any whining- it is a requirement for this course to be able to run the mile in under twelve minutes,” The gym coach was going over the agenda for the day, much to everyone’s dismay it required a lot of running. Peter looked towards Michelle who was happily (he assumed) reading at the back of the bleachers. He idly wondered what she was reading this time. Last week it had been the Feminine Mystique.

“Now pair up we are going to start with the relay!” The groups organized themselves for the race. Peter wasn’t particularly worried about gym class anymore. Since becoming Spiderman gym class was a cake walk for him. He knew he was stronger and faster than everyone else there. Of course just because he had special abilities didn’t mean he could be out showing them off, his sudden athleticism might look a tad suspicious, so instead he just skated by with ease putting almost no effort into the class.

The whistle sounded and the relay started. Peter was in the last group of the relay standing next to his ‘biggest fan’- Flash.

“You scared Parker,” Flash taunted. Peter knit his brows together as he looked at Flash.

“Scared? Why would I be scared?” Peter asked.

“Scared I’m going to beat you Parker! Let’s face it you’re not the athletic type.” Flash smirked. Peter simply rolled his eyes- he had no idea who he was dealing with.

“Flash why does it ma—“ a loud rumbling erupted from behind the bleachers effectively cutting Peter off and silencing the rest of the students. All was still for a moment. A roar tore through the air as a giant golden dragon man came crashing through the bleachers slicing them into silver shards (Thank goodness no one was sitting on them). Immediately people began screaming as they ran from the field back towards the gymnasium. Bad this is very very bad, Peter thought as he remembered his spidey suit was still in his bag in the locker room. Flash and Peter turned on a dime as they began running for their lives. They had been the closest to the dragon man unfortunately and due to his large size he was gaining on them quickly.

“He’s too fast,” Peter shouted. Even if Peter were to run at full speed (and leave flash behind) it still wouldn’t be fast enough.

“I don’t have to outrun that thing,” Flash huffed.

“Huh?” Peter glanced back his way and was unnerved by the look in Flash’s eyes. Uh-oh.

“I just have to outrun you! (24.)” With those words Flash stuck his foot out and sent Peter stumbling to the ground. “Nothing personal Parker! Just survival of the fittest ya’know!” Flash called back to him as he ran for his own life. Typical, Peter thought bitterly. A low growl and a hot swoosh of air reminded him of where he was. Slowly Peter turned to come face to face with Dragon Breath himself. Foul air assaulted his nose as the beast breathed on him.

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If you’re struggling like I am - Ch. 24

Summary: You are hired as a makeup artist for BigHit working with BTS. You are older than all of them, yet, despite your best efforts, you find yourself slowing falling in love with the youngest member.

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader, Jungkook X Noona

Genre: Angst, Fluff and Smut

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27(final)

Chapter 24 - Struggling

You and Jungkook run into each other again, after a long time apart.

Word Count: 4.8k (of 73k)

A/N: This chapter begins six years after Ch. 23. Also, I make up a fictional girl group in this chapter. I thought using a real girl group would be too distracting from the main story.

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Brotherly Bonds

AN - Have an unbeta’d short form the percy jackson au, once more inspired by a chat with @willowstarr (this time an ask was also invovled)

To create trust is to create some scared and fragile.  Lance had known he’d been walking along fractured glass just waiting for its chance to crack but even so he was caught off guard when it finally gave way to the undeniable pressure of his secrets.

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oh gosh! okay, i’m finally posting these, it’s taken me far too long: i got to commission the lovely @kirkwallgirl a while back for some chibis of my rell ryder with liam - who he carries a torch for the entire game, like a true hopeless case. i’m a sap and wanted them to have some happy times anyway, and ida was kind enough to indulge me. ‘v’

most of you know that my relationship to andromeda has been uuuuhhhhhtenuous, but i do love these two and i felt i desperately needed to show off ida’s work  (look at the colors on that top one! aaah!!!) so i am posting them regardless. <3 thank you so much for working with me, dear!

anonymous asked:

I moved to a new city in the Fall and started dating a lady. This is my first romantic/queer relationship! She is much older than me. l I met her entire family for the holidays after 1 month of dating! She wanted me to define "us" shortly after and texts me/wants to see me everyday. I've told her I needed space but she'd bombard me with texts like "You don't care, why are you with me, you're too young, I'm just your entertainment, etc." She also yells a lot. It stresses me out! What should I do?

Kristin Says:

This is not a healthy relationship and this is not an appropriate or respectful way to treat someone, END OF STORY.

Since this is your first queer/romantic relationship, I need you to know something important: There are oh-so-many humans out there who will NOT yell at you all the time, who will be able to hear you when you express YOUR needs, and who will have the ability to treat you the way you deserve to be treated. This person you are dating is obviously struggling with some deep-seated insecurities surrounding commitment – which is understandable and even surmountable with time and work, but something that she needs to work on without dragging you through it and disrespecting you during the process.

In my opinion, you should do one of two things:

1. Break up with her. I truthfully think that, given what you’ve said here, this person is not going to be able to hear what you need enough to work on themselves while in a relationship. Explain that you are not in the same place, and that it would not be good for either of you to continue further. If she will not let this drop and the situation escalates, leave the conversation. If necessary, block her phone, block her socials. Make it a clean break – this situation desperately calls for that kind of action.

2. Explain yourself and try one more time. If you think that I’ve read this too harshly and you want to try a longer-arc approach, make plans to have dinner in a public place. At dinner, explain to her that you are not ready for the level of commitment she is after, and that you need for things to either slow down considerably, or for things to end. If she yells at you, tells you that you are wrong, or implies in any way that you cannot both need space and also care about her, that is when you end things and refer to suggestion #1. If she listens to you and is willing to work & step back a bit, etc, then you can give it a shot… but BE VIGILANT. Giving you space means she is actually going to give you space, not just say she will give you space and then berate you any time you actually take it.

Listen. Relationships of any kind, regardless of age, age difference, or anything else, require respect and communication. What you are saying here can be pared down to: My girlfriend does not listen to how I feel, does not consider what I need, and does not respect me as a person. That is all I ever need to hear to say: end it. You deserve better.


BK: During Aang and Zuko’s heyday, the ability to bend lightning was an incredibly rare skill usually reserved for the inner circles of Fire Nation royalty and high-ranking military officers. Now, in the thick of the Avatar world’s own Industrial Age, we see that this skill is, while not widespread, common enough that it is practiced by blue-collar workers changing up massive batteries in the city’s power plants. This kind of work is incredibly taxing on a person’s chi reserves; that’s why the plant bosses tend to get desperate, strapping young men like Mako to sign up for the grueling task. Mako designs by Jin-Sun Kim and Ki-Hyun Ryu. Color by Sylvia Filcak-Blackwolf. Background design by Eun-Sang Yang. Painting by Emily Tetri. 


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Part 1 Part 2

You sat wringing your hands as you sat beside Kili who was failing to engage you in conversation. All you could think of was how many sharp weapons were around and how many reasons you had given for them to be used. The moon was bright above as you stared into the fire and wished that you would awake from your coma soon. At least, you hoped this was some sort of dream.

You were pulled from your daze as heavy footsteps stirred the dirt in front of you and you looked to find Fili’s furry boots standing before you.

“Here,” He bent and offered you one of the bowls cradled in his arms before handing one to his brother, “You must be hungry.”

“Um, thanks,” You attempted a smile as you looked over to Thorin who was watching his nephew, “Should you be feeding me though?”

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Anonymous said: hi!! you said you don’t mind questions about your writing and i just wanted to ask, if you get back into naruto enough to write it, would you still consider writing that one fic idea you had on your profile where naruto invents his own jutsu but like instead of wood release he goes for flowers? bc that sounded super cute

:o I forgot all about that. 

After a bit of digging around in my docs, here is what I have (incomplete tho):

Flower Style 

Summary: Naruto had always loved plants, so it was only fitting that he would replicate Konoha’s most revered style. Except not exactly. “It’s not Mokuton without trees! That’s some kind of, of Hanaton! Flower Style!”


part 1

Heading down the hall at a pace that was a shade too brisk to be entirely suited for the Hokage, Sarutobi mentally cursed the fussy daimyo, his long winded messenger, and the incompetent assistants who hadn’t been able to handle him without summoning the Hokage.

Because of them, Sarutobi had been interrupted during one of his rare days off, when he was finally able to spend time with Naruto. Knowing how desperately lonely the young boy got, especially now that he was judged old enough not to need a caretaker’s supervision, Sarutobi hadn’t wanted to send him away, even for work. He had hoped the matter could be resolved quickly, so he had simply left Naruto in his office…

But while Naruto was truly a sweet, kind boy, he was also an energetic, lively one, and Sarutobi could only wince as he imagined the state of his office after the tender mercies of a bored five year old.

“Naruto, I’m back,” Sarutobi announced loudly as he opened the door to his office.

“I wasn’t doing anything!” Naruto blurted out, immediately hiding his hands behind his back.

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Betrayal At Its Best PT. O N E

Hot off the market, delicious, smutty, and amazing. Thank you so very much, Harryfordrarryrpjohnjohnlock. You were brilliant and I had so much fun rping with you. You’re an absolute doll and I’d love to kiss your cheeks and feed you pastries. Can’t wait to continue!

there will be a part two. don’t you worry, dears.

Stranger: (Johnlock, Vampire!John) Everything had been fine. Sherlock had no clue what was going on around him. With his experiments, Sherlock never noticed what went on around him, and that the entire time he had been a vampire. That was, until one day, Sherlock was supposed to be out the entire day on a wild goose chase he sent him on, and instead he found him, feeding. Sherlock just hadn’t left him alone, always bothering him. So he had to bring the feed here. It wasn’t as if he didn’t have a lair-ish place, he did, in Baker Street 221c. Sherlock didn’t know. And when he saw him feeding, he thought Sherlock would be interested. But no. He ran. Giving him a head start, John laughed darkly before he chased after him, until Sherlock was going out. He drove him into a wood-ish forest area, before he pinned him onto the ground. “If you wanted to escape, you should have ran faster.” John laughed, holding him tight, his tongue running over his lips, over his fangs. (Please reply as Sherlock.)

You: What crossed his mind in moment of seeing the actual feeding and then deciding to run was… He wasn’t sure what it was. He just knew that he had needed to get out. To get safe and find somewhere to /think/. Not that he thought John would hurt him-it was John. John wouldn’t hurt /him/-others, perhaps-but not /him/. How wrong he’d been when he realized he was being followed. /Herded/ seemed like the proper term given the fact that the man was urging him somewhere. He thought, /foolishly/, that perhaps the man was just establishing a spot for them to talk it through. Somewhere private. How /idiotic/ could he be? It was over the moment he took true notice to where he’d been led, the trees closing in around him like a wooden cage. Then he was done. The brunet hissed, arching his back and moving to push John off with his hips to tip their balance and get a rolling motion. It didn’t work, and the panic flared more within the pit of his churning gut. “John-” he cut off, eyes widening at the sight of pink against pointy pearly white. His pulse rocketed, pounding feverishly within his ears. His struggling growing anew. “Off. Get /off/.”

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Exo Reaction to Making Their Girlfriend Cry During a Fight

I am just going to make these a range of all kinds of situations and just hope they kind of work for the overall theme; making her cry. 


He wasn’t even sure why the fight started, he just knew they were way too far into it to stop now. It always came back to his fans in the end and how they treated her. Soon enough she began to believe everything she read about herself online; she was selfish with his time, painfully average in looks, a gold digger, and most of all she just wasn’t good enough for him. 

“Why do you listen to what they say?” he asked desperately. “You know I don’t believe a word of it. You know the other members love seeing you around. So why does it bother you so much?” 

“I just feel so inadequate,” she said as she ran her hands through her hair and sat down on the couch. “I feel like I’ve tricked you into loving me.” 

“Nonsense,” he said, his tone laced with frustration. “Why are we even fighting about this? This is so stupid.” 

“I don’t know!” she yelled back as tears formed in her eyes. She pulled her legs up to her chest and hid her head in her arms as she began to cry. “I don’t want you to realise one day that I’m not enough!” 

Baekhyun sighed as he walked to her and sat down next to her. He put his arm around her and then rested his other on her knee. He took in a deep breath, just to calm himself. 

“I’m not going to stop caring about you because they don’t like you,” he told her softly. “Now stop worrying about it.” 


Chanyeol couldn’t take seeing her tears as she turned away from him. She hated crying, he knew that more than anyone, and whenever she did she tried to hide it from anyone. She had always been more the type to never let others know she was suffering, but today was different. 

“I want to break up,” she said firmly. 

“But why?” he asked her as his voice cracked a little. 

She looked over her shoulder and saw he was starting to tear up too. She shook her head and looked away from him. She couldn’t face him. 

“I want you not to be distracted by me anymore,” she told him slowly, speaking every word with precision so they might not be affected by her crying. 

“That’s crazy,” he responded with wide eyes. He grabbed onto her arm and spun her to look him in the eye and he could tell by just the way that she looked at him that she didn’t really want to leave him. “Without you, I wouldn’t have had the courage to go up on that stage and perform in the first place.”  


“You totally gave him the look!” Chen said with a frown as he followed his girlfriend into her apartment. 

She rolled her eyes and threw her clutch on the couch and then marched into her room, kicking off her heels at the door. He followed her, shutting the apartment door behind him. She reached behind her and unzipped her dress, letting it fall as she walked towards the bathroom. 

“You’re imagining things, Jongdae,” she said as she snatched her robe and pulled it on, turning the nob to the bath and running the water. 

She angrily grabbed her makeup bag and went to her mirror, starting the lengthy process of taking everything off. He watched with an annoyed look in his eyes, completely unwilling to believe her. He knew what he saw. 

“If I wasn’t there, who knows what would have happened,” he said as he threw his hands up in the air. 

“Nothing!” she said angrily as she turned to him. He saw tears in her eyes, just barely being held back. She shook her head and turned back to what she was doing. “Why can’t you just trust me when I say I wouldn’t do something like that?” 

She shook her head and turned to shut the door, but he had seen that she was crying already and felt bad. He sighed as he put his foot in the entryway and then looked at her. She looked towards the sink and he resorted to looking at her through the mirror instead. 

“I’m sorry…I just…I can…they make me jealous.” 


“No, I don’t like that colour,” she said with a pout as she looked at the palettes he held. 

He sighed and then bit his lip as he looked towards her. “You haven’t like the last five hundred colours.” 

“Well, I want to make sure it’s perfect for the baby,” she said with a sneer. “Stop fighting with me.” 

Kai threw his hands into the air and turned away from her, running them through his hair, as a frustrated grunt left his lips. He mussed his hair and then put his hands on his hips. She was being so damned stubborn.

“You’re the one fighting me about everything,” he hissed as he turned back towards her. He began to mock her. “It can’t be this one, I don’t like this colour, no ponies on the crib, absolutely not blue, I will murder someone if they put that on my newborn, get away from me, don’t touch my food, don’t touch me, go away…you’re so god damned frustrating!” 

He felt instantly bad when she just began to bawl out of nowhere. He had never seen her so fast to crying and he didn’t know what to do. She turned away from him and slammed the door to their room, locking it behind her. 

“Jagi! I didn’t mean it!” 


“Stop being such a bitch,” he told her as he flipped the tv channel. 

Her eyes widened and she marched up to him angrily. He ignored her, figuring it was best to just let her tantrum end, but then she stopped on his foot as hard as she could. “Ow! Fuck!” he yelled as he looked up at her with shock. 

“You don’t want to listen to me? Fine,” she snapped. She shook her head and walked towards the counter and grabbed her bag, but he got up quickly and hobbled over to her. 

“Whoa, you can’t just stomp on me and leave like that,” he said as he grabbed onto her arm. He turned her around and saw tears pouring from her eyes and he let go of her just as quickly as he had grabbed her. 

“You’re so stupid!” she yelled as she hit him with the bag. “Why can’t you see what’s wrong?” 

“Because you won’t tell me.”

“Well have fun figuring it out by yourself, you’re always talking about how much of a genius you are!” 


“I’m only going to be gone for a little while,” he told her gently. He felt like he was just kicking someone who was down because she just kept on crying. 

“I know, but you might miss the baby being born,” she said as she wiped at her tears. “How is that fair? Do they care nothing about your family? You’re going to be a DAD.” 

He sighed as he rubbed her back, comforting her. “I know, Jagi…but it’s my job. I will be back as quickly as I can. Text me all the time. Let me know how you are.” 

She stood up and crossed her arms. “Whatever; I understand some things are more important than the birth of your son. I got it.” 

He watched with horror in his eyes as she got up to walk to the bedroom, but he didn’t let it last as he ran up to her and grabbed her by the arm. “Hold up. That’s not true and you know it.” 


Lay wasn’t even sure how their simple discussion over booking a hotel for their honeymoon had ended up turning into a fight about if they should even get married. He wasn’t sure where the escalation happened or why; had he said the wrong thing? Had he implied he didn’t want to get married somewhere? 

“Of course I want to get married,” he said gently. 

Tears bursted from her eyes and she held her head in her hands as she began to sob. He gasped and had no idea what he could have said wrong. He had just confirmed that he did want to get married, so why was she reacting like he had said the opposite. This was worse than when Chen got bitchy. 

“I’m holding you back Yi Xing and it’s not fair to you,” she cried as she ran her hands through her hair. 

Lay sighed like a million problems had just been solved and then hugged her tightly. “Nonsense, Baobei. I love you and someone I love could never be a burden. So where did you want to go for the honeymoon?” 


She looked at him hopefully as she set the plate in front of him. He was already dying inside; she was an atrocious cook, but he always agreed to try what she made in trying to get better. And she always got so damn upset when he tried to lie and say he liked it. 

Luhan put the noodles in his mouth and smiled at her as he tried to chew and swallow before he really tasted. He gave her a thumbs up, but he knew his smile was crooked and she knew too. She sighed with defeat and took the plate, dumping it into the garbage. 

“Hey, I was going to eat that!” he said as he looked to the garbage. 

She sat down on the other side of the island and held her head in her hands. He got up and slowly walked around and saw her crying quietly. Luhan sat down next to her and touched her shoulder lightly. 

“This is no reason to cry,” he said to her softly. 

“Every time you go anywhere, the fans show up with baked goods, signs, crafts, and gifts that they all made themselves. They put so much love and care into what they make you and I can’t even cook you noodles,” she said bitterly as she looked away from him. “I just…I have nothing of value to offer you.” 

He looked at her with a smile and shook his head. “How about that you make me happy? Or you always cheer me on and tell me I’m the best at singing and dancing? Or that you love when I surprise you, or the way your smile makes my heart beat faster…your value isn’t just weighed in your talents. You make me feel happier than anyone I’ve ever known.” 


Sehun rolled his eyes as she lectured him for the fifth time about doing the dishes. He was not doing the dishes. He didn’t do dishes. He didn’t do cleaning. 

“You never help me around here,” she told him angrily as she turned and began to pick up the things cluttering their living room floor. 

She stopped suddenly and looked around. A messy house. Dishes undone. The couch messed up from the last time Kai was here. This was Sehun’s apartment and she just felt like nothing more than the maid. 

She shook her head and threw the pile of clothes down and grabbed her purse from the table. She walked towards the door, but before she could go he grabbed her arm. Sehun swallowed hard when he saw her crying. 

“I’m sorry,” he said softly as he pulled her into a hug. “I just…I don’t know how to do much of this stuff.” 

She remained stiff in his arms and just looked at her hands, refusing to accept that as a good enough excuse. He could learn, he chose not to. The boy could barely put on his own clothes. 

“Can you help me?” he asked her quietly as he kissed the back of her head. “And then I will take you out for ice cream?” 


*See’s his gf crying*

*ends up crying with her*


“Zitao, could you please just get out of my house for a bit?” she asked him as she opened the door for him. She refused to look him, but he was determined. Tears began to build in her eyes, just thinking about the things her sister told her.  

“Whatever she said to you isn’t true,” he said as he stepped in front of her. “I’d never do that to you…she is jealous.” 

She looked away from him once more and continued to hold the door open. All of this was so stupid. Why would he kiss her younger sister? 

He felt himself get emotional as he realised that she believed what she was told because it was her sister who said it. Her sister who was only two years younger than her, the one she had grown up with. Why wouldn’t she believe her? 

Tears fell from his eyes as he grabbed her and held her close. “I promise I would never do that. Please believe me.” 


When his girlfriend started to cry in front of him, he thought very quickly about how to handle it. They were fighting over going to her parents, which really hated him, for dinner. It would just be another cross-examination of his intentions with their daughter and he really didn’t want to sit through that for the third time. 

But she was crying. 

He sighed and stepped towards her, gathering her into a hug. Her family meant  a lot to her. They were well meaning. He just had to prove that he was too. 

“Fine…we will go, but only if I can take you to meet my mom the weekend after.” 

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High Warlock of Brooklyn, with 400 centuries old, is powerful enough to tear down the whole institute, a Prince of Hell, knows what to do in every situation, knows any kind of language and use it in his magic to get out of a situation or fix something (in this case, fix whatever the shadowhunters did) AND STILL, HE DID A TRUE LOVE KISS BECAUSE HE WAS DESPERATE!!! HE WANTED ALEC BACK AND DID THE LAST THING HE THOUGHT IT COULD WORK (not that it didn’t break my heart that it didn’t work) AND HE WAS DEVASTATED AFTERWARDS BECAUSE IT DIDN’T WORK.

I mean, he knew but a last chance to try something else, right? He knew that what Alec needed was his parabatai, and it breaks my heart to say it, but Magnus wasn’t what Alec needed.


Especially, Clary and Magnus. The hand holding and the relief and the tears. Of course, Alec had eyes just for Jace in that moment but I hope he’ll realized later that even people that are not his family (yet) are thrilled, happy, relieved that he is back.

This episode had me feeling some type of way and, ok, I’m not a Jalec fan but THIS episode is what I expect to see in later episodes. Becase it’s time for Jace to need Alec too, that they brothers and they have eachothers backs at all times. Not just when Jace is being reckless and Alec has to save his ass.

On a side note, I really hope that they introduce Magnus’ mourning because this was a closed call. I mean, he couldn’t helped his best friend and now he almost lose his future boyfriend? That leaves a mark, that leaves you shaken and he deserves a five minutes break from all this heartbreak.

thank you for improving my relationships

I just wanted to send you guys a note saying how much of a difference you’ve made in my life, and how important your work is to so many people.

I used to be the girl who clung on too long, making excuses and tolerating fuckshit. You guys speaking on this so much helped me learn to be more functional in relationships, and value my time more. A year after listening, I cut off an absolute fuckboy and later found a happier relationship; even when that went sour, I was able to cut my losses when the time was right, without being afraid of being alone or feeling desperate enough to waste my time on a relationship that wasn’t working anymore.

I’m still waiting for the kind of fulfilling relationship I want to have, but I’m okay if it never happens. I’m happy being alone, and I find more value in my friendships with people who have been there for years, even decades.

Please remember that what you do makes a difference in the lives of others, and you guys are truly a positive force in this world. I’ve been listening since almost the beginning and love seeing how much you both have succeeded and continue to succeed.

Blessings to you both,
Anna in Boston

sensory desperate

I’ve been half-looking for a term for that autism feel when I’m too tired and I feel desperate for sensory stimulation. Like, I feel bored and I want to turn the music up incredibly loud and watch TV and eat all the sweets and a million other things, ideally all at once.

It’s not only when I’m too tired; I had a temp job earlier this year in a small office that was very quiet, had white noise from an air filter going on top of that, and didn’t have enough for me to do, and didn’t want me to do anything to amuse myself because I was sitting at the front desk.

At the end of my first week or so, I got off work so desperate for some kind of sensory input that I was beating my forearms against the steering wheel to get enough pressure, with the old-school hip-hop station turned up all the way.

After that, I started wearing my weighted vest underneath a sweater and chewing a lot of gum at work, and that helped. I felt starved of input. I actually googled “sensory starvation” and found out that this is a known thing, that people who work with autistic kids know that not having enough sensory input causes meltdowns.

But “sensory starvation” doesn’t quite do it for me. It describes the cause instead of the feeling.

After seeing Star Wars last night*, @anniegst and I only got like 4 hours of sleep. So she was talking about this feel, and I was like, yeah when I’m too tired I get sensory desperate. And then I was like, eureka!

So I offer this term to you other neurodiverse people, especially autistics. (Noun form: “sensory desperation,” as in, “that teacher is so boring they give me sensory desperation.”)

(And if you’re neurotypical and you’re like “but I want to use that word, I get that too!” at least consider the possibility that you might be autistic.)

* (I fucking love the Bay Area. Yes we got to see Star Wars the night before it was officially released! I LOVE IT. FIVE STARS. And my autistic 13 year old friend, whose special interest is video editing, got to see it the day before THAT, at a special screening for Industrial Light & Magic. that boy has connections I don’t even understand, someday his name will be up on that screen.)

Rinka Dialogue
Fire Emblem: Fates
Rinka Dialogue

For derpymagicarp and 3 anons!

I LOVE THIS GIRL’S DESIGN SO MUCH. I’m a bit embarrassed that it took me so long to get to her dialogue, oops. But now we’ve got the fire girl.

Disclaimers as usual.

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HEY GUYS SO this is very quickly thrown together but I am kinda in a not so great spot right now so I’m gunna open commissions. All prices are negotiable cause I understand not everybody’s doing well, and I’m also offering little dollar doodles in case you really want one but can’t spare anything else! ALSO JUST A HEADS UP because of the situation I’m not actually sure when I’ll be able to draw these, but I absolutely promise I will draw them as soon as I am able. My life is extremely hectic at the moment but it will hopefully settle down in a couple weeks enough that I can start doing all the draws! There are infinity slots and these are basically open for as long as I can handle it.

If you want to see more of my art check out @wessieart, @professionallamb, @bullshipsheep.

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