and anyone who says differently

SEVENTEEN Radio China Line
  • The8: *speaking Mandarin in a very "standard" radio-like tone* Time flies, in a blink of an eye, it's already been two years. In these two years, we've especially gone through a lot of things; hopefully you will continue to walk this road together, and grow with us. Lastly, I hope you will sleep soundly tonight. Good night.
  • Jun: *imitating his tone in Mandarin* All right, why are you making your voice like this?
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twelve days of twelve // day twelve: peter capaldi appreciation day

i’m doctor who!

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  • “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  • “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  • “I can cope with torture.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  • “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
  • “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  • “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “You mock my pain!”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  • “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  • “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “Anybody want a peanut?”
  • “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  • “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  • “The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  • “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  • “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  • “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  • “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  • “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  • “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  • “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  • “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  • “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  • “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  • “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  • “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
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Jemma + Words of Validation to Fitz

Probably one of my FAVORITE carefully worded scenes from the show:

Because you KNOW when she asks that, she’s really asking: “Are you going to insist that your husband find a way to kill and eat me? Will? William? You little shit- What do you KNOW?! Has he said something? Did you tell him I was snarky to you? Cuz I only sass back when I’m sassed upon! You started it! WILL? PlEAse AsWEr mY QuEStIOnS WiLlIAm CuZ I’vE GoT TwO LegS ThaT’s OnE exTRa LeG i DoN’T neED-!”

This show has the most precisely phrased script ever and I will fight-Kill-EAT anyone who says differently.

Imagine Jensen showing to Misha and the fans what you, his fiance, love most in him.

“Hi, uhm my question is actually for the lady of the show that we all love very very much and appreciate, (Y/n).” a fan said with a bright smile and you giggled.

“Aw thank you so much, sweetheart! You know I love you all too!” you blew a kiss to her, making her smile even more.

“Of course we all love her, do you see this woman?!” Jensen exclaimed with wide eyes and a grin as wide as it could get, motioning with both his hands “I always agreed to the moto ‘Nobody’s perfect’ but damn my whole life proved to be a lie when I met this beauty!”

You giggled as you shook your head at your fiance’s words “And apparently Jensen’s favorite thing to do ever since that first meeting is make me blush fifty shades of red!” you bit your lip as you glanced at him to see he had that lovestrucksmile on his face as he giggled slightly. Well, at least his expression mirror yours.

“You know you love it too!” he said with a shrug, leaning in to kiss your temple as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders “But, just so we can get it straight-” he turned to face the fans “Y'all I know how much you love this one, oh trust me I know better than anyone, but I am her number one fan, got it? Good.” he nodded his head firmly before chuckling.

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the princess bride; starter sentences.

  • ❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜
  • ❛ You mock my pain. ❜
  • ❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜
  • ❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜
  • ❛ We’ll never survive. ❜
  • ❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜
  • ❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜
  • ❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜
  • ❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜
  • ❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜
  • ❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜
  • ❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
  • ❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜
  • ❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜
  • ❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜
  • ❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜
  • ❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜
  • ❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜
  • ❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve seen worse. ❜
  • ❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜
  • ❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜
  • ❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜
  • ❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜
  • ❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜
  • ❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜
  • ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜
  • ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜
  • ❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜
  • ❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜
  • ❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜
  • ❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜
  • ❛ You killed my love. ❜
  • ❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜
  • ❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜
  • ❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜
  • ❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜
  • ❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜
  • ❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜
  • ❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜
  • ❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜
  • ❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜
  • ❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜
  • ❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜
  • ❛ I died that day! ❜
  • ❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜
  • ❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜
  • ❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜
  • ❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜
  • ❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜
  • ❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜
  • ❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜
  • ❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜
  • ❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜
  • ❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜
  • ❛ I will never love again. ❜
  • ❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜
  • ❛ I’d rather eat lint! ❜
  • ❛ As you wish. ❜
  • ❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜
  • ❛ I can cope with torture. ❜
  • ❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜
  • ❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜
  • ❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜
  • ❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜
  • ❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜
  • ❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜
  • ❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜
  • ❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜
  • ❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜

The Princess Bride  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You mock my pain.”
  • “We’ll never survive.”
  • “You’re just stalling, now.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You have a great gift for rhyme.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  • “Hear this now: I will always come for you.”
  • “That does put a damper on our relationship.”
  • “You seem a decent fellow. I’d hate to kill you.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder, today.”
  • “This is true love. You think this happens every day?”
  • “Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
  • “Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “But, you must have known I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it.”
  • “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
  • “I’ll explain. And I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
March #KeepHerInTheGame Baseball Campaign

Pitches,

Our March #KeepHerInTheGame Campaign is our most ambitious plan yet. We hope you’ll help us make it our most successful too!

Campaign Dates: March 1st- March 31st

We are sending FOX executives Dana Walden, Gary Newman, and Tony Tompson baseballs. Most of you by now are probably familiar with the names Dana Walden and Gary Newman. Just a reminder that they are the final decision makers over at the network. The fate of Pitch literally lies in their hands. Tony Tompson may be a new name to you. Tony is VP of Drama Development & Programming and without his work, Pitch would’ve never made it to our television screens. Tony is an extremely important person to target right now and we want to make sure to also show him how much we want the show back.

  • Dana and Gary are the priority to send baseballs to.
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Address your baseball packages to:

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We’re the ones on the mound right now. US. We throw the balls. 

So let’s throw them. 

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anonymous asked:

can you recommend some soulmates au fics ?

Well, you should definitely start with our SOULMATES tag! After tag, check all these new recs we have for you (there are so many of them)!

SOULMATES

An Unpredictable Amount of Turtles by skoosiepants

Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

“I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

Or—

A soulmate au with turtles and angst.


Honey, Can’t you See (The Bloodstains on my Teeth) by Loup_Aigre, TroubleIWant

“Mr Stilinski.” Deaton’s usually impassive face betrays a hint of surprise today, maybe even disappointment. “You haven’t changed your mind.”

Stiles tips his chin up, smiling against his irritation. “Nope,” he confirms, so cheerily it bites. They had arranged this weeks ago, yet Deaton was apparently betting Stiles wouldn’t go through with it in the end. Fuck that. He doesn’t know what it’s like out there, not really. He can afford to hold himself aloof and uninvolved, knowing his druid power is enough to keep him safe in this little office. Stiles can’t. Scott’s pack has got to protect this whole town, and Stiles’ spark isn’t enough to protect all of them while they do it.

The thing is, magic isn’t like the fairy tales. It’s blood and risk and sacrifice. Nothing comes without a price, and anyone who tries to say different is baiting a hook to gut you on. Stiles knows that, has known it since he was a kid and his mother started training him for the inevitable day when he’d need to fight for his life.

That day had come four years ago when she died, and it hasn’t stopped yet.


Of Soulmates, Pseudonyms and Misunderstandings by halcyon1993

Ever since he asked his mother one evening why she had his dad’s name tattooed on the inside of her left wrist, Derek has dreamed of finding his soulmate. There’s only one problem—the name that appears on his wrist on his eighteenth birthday is something he can’t even read.


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Honey, Can’t you See (The Bloodstains on my Teeth) by @troubleiwant

“Mr Stilinski.” Deaton’s usually impassive face betrays a hint of surprise today, maybe even disappointment. “You haven’t changed your mind.”

Stiles tips his chin up, smiling against his irritation. “Nope,” he confirms, so cheerily it bites. They had arranged this weeks ago, yet Deaton was apparently betting Stiles wouldn’t go through with it in the end. Fuck that. He doesn’t know what it’s like out there, not really. He can afford to hold himself aloof and uninvolved, knowing his druid power is enough to keep him safe in this little office. Stiles can’t. Scott’s pack has got to protect this whole town, and Stiles’ spark isn’t enough to protect all of them while they do it.

The thing is, magic isn’t like the fairy tales. It’s blood and risk and sacrifice. Nothing comes without a price, and anyone who tries to say different is baiting a hook to gut you on. Stiles knows that, has known it since he was a kid and his mother started training him for the inevitable day when he’d need to fight for his life.

That day had come four years ago when she died, and it hasn’t stopped yet.