and any other 11 that follows me

Hey, if you happen to know a trans person’s deadname, for any reason? Whether it’s because you knew them before they came out or you accidentally found out or they trusted you enough to tell you? Don’t tell anyone else. It’s not your information to give out and literally nobody needs to know a trans person’s deadname. If you tell somebody that without explicit permission from the trans person, then you’re an asshole.

FFXV Masterlist

Here is my masterlist for FFXV as that is my current active fandom. 

If you wish to read works from my other fandoms, follow the link to my big masterlist

If any links aren’t working, let me know!

Updated on 14/11/17 (EU calendar)

Cor Leonis

Happy Graduation! ~ NSFW

In the Lion’s Care ~ NSFW

It All Started With Ice Cream ~ NSFW

Little Curious Kitten ~ NSFW

Sweet Lion Date ~ SFW

Take Care of You ~ SFW

The Interview ~ NSFW

The Wolf and the Tigress ~ NSFW

You’re Late! ~ NSFW

Gladiolus Amicitia

A Pillow Has Come To Life ~ NSFW

A Sensual Game ~ NSFW

Blanket Burrito ~SFW

Blast From The Past ~ NSFW

Demon Daddy Gladdy ~ NSFW

Dirty Texting - Retribution ~ NSFW

Do You Have Any Idea? ~ SFW

Fun In The Back Seat ~ NSFW

Game Or Real? ~ SFW 

I Dare You ~ NSFW

It All Started With The Promise of Coffee ~ NSFW

Jealousy ~ NSFW

Papa Gladio ~ NSFW

Savior of the Sea ~ SFW

The Shark Merman and the Siamese Fighting Mermaid ~ NSFW

The Wolf In The Forest ~ NSFW

Ignis Scientia

Dirty Texting - Revenge ~NSFW 

Green-Eyed Demon ~ NSFW

Happy Birthday with Vampire Ignis ~ NSFW

Heaven Or Hell ~ NSFW

I Will Die For This Cause ~ SFW

Just A Little Sip ~ NSFW

Knives and Ropes ~ NSFW

Office Shenanigans ~ NSFW

One Your Knees ~ NSFW

Papa Ignis ~ NSFW 

Noctis Lucis Caelum

Sorrow, thy name is Nekana ~ SFW [part one] [part two] [part three] [part four]

Sweet Dreams ~ SFW

The Masquerade ~NSFW

The Prince’s First Time ~ NSFW

Prompto Argentum

Kiss The Sunshine Tree ~ SFW

How Do You Decide, When It Is Enough ~ SFW

What Chains You To This Life? ~ SFW

Nyx Ulric

666 ~ NSFW

At First Sight ~ NSFW

Dirty Texting - Mutual ~ NSFW

His Land-locked Mistress ~ NSFW

Nyx’s Voicemail ~ SFW [part one] [part two]

Quickie Nyxie Pie ~ NSFW

Surprise In The Sock Drawer ~ SFW

Sweet Galadhian Lullaby ~ SFW

The Deities of the Underworld and Night ~ NSFW

The Hero’s Ghost ~ NSFW

The Pirate and His Warrior ~ NSFW

Warmth of the Glaive ~ SFW 

Regis Lucis Caelum 

A Hidden Goodbye ~ NSFW (non-Smut) [part one] [part two]

Titus Drautos

Two Ducks and a Duckling ~ SFW

Multiple Characters/Specific Pairing

A Family of Three ~ SFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

A Shared Drink ~ SFW Ignis Scientia / Aranea Highwind

Birthday Surprise ~ NSFW Ignis Scientia / Reader / Aranea Highwind

Comfort Me ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicita / Ignis Scientia

Let’s Put A Ring On It ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

Little Black Card ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Reader / Ignis Scientia

One Last Time ~ NSFW with Regis Lucis Caelum / Clarus Amicitia

Wind Against His Shield ~ NSFW Gladiolus Amicitia / Aranea Highwind

Wrecked ~ NSFW with Cor Leonis, Nyx Ulric, and Gladiolus Amicitia


Aeya and Gladio

Dirty Secret/ Favourite Position / Volume ~ NSFW

After Care/ Body Part/ Pace  ~ NSFW

Cor Leonis

Body Part / Experience / Favourite Position / Location / Motivation / Stamina ~ NSFW

Canine Teeth ~ NSFW

Gladiolus Amicitia

Dirty Secret / Jack Off ~ NSFW

Favourite Position / Intimacy / Toy ~ NSFW

Ignis Scientia

Intimacy ~ NSFW

Nyx Ulric

Aftercare / Cum / Goofy / Jack Off / Oral / X-Ray ~ NSFW

Canine Teeth ~ NSFW

Prompto Argetum


Regis Lucis Caelum ~ NSFW

Cum / Goofy / Kink / Unfair / Yearning ~ NSFW

Titus Drautos 

Aftercare / Hair / No / X-Ray ~ NSFW

Aesthetic Boards


Demon!Gladio / Demon!Nyx / Demon!Ignis / Demon!Gladnis




Ifrit’s Den



Holy cow, y’all. See, I hadn’t even gotten to finish my 100 follower giveaway before this one was needed. And by the time I had gotten the 100 follower giveaway winner chosen, I already had well over 600. I can’t keep up! XD 

This giveaway, there will be 2 winners! One winner will get the SUN box, with a wood burned pentacle keychain, a copy of my first ever spellbook, various incenses, a small sun charm, an incense holder and a Sacred Home herb set. The other will get the MOON box, with a wood burned triple goddess keychain, a small palmistry book, various incenses, a small moon charm, an incense holder, and a sage and cedar herb set.

The Rules:

-No spam blogs, no porn blogs, no giveaway blogs, no bots. Period. Sorry, I just… can’t? 
-You must be following me. This is a giveaway to appreciate my followers, so it’d be silly if I just gave the prizes to anybody! 
-Do NOT tag this as a giveaway and spoil the fun. Seriously.
-You must be 18 or older and willing to give me your shipping information! 
-If you don’t respond within 24 hours of me notifying you of your win, another winner will be chosen. 
-Likes and reblogs both count as entries
-If you want one or the other, make it known to me by sending me a single, polite, private message. If you’re a jerk to me, you automatically get disqualified.

The giveaway will end on my honey’s birthday, April 8th. That means, any entries before 11:59 pm April 7th will be accepted (PST).

I’m super excited!! I can’t wait to see how this turns out! <3 Best of luck, witches!

The Princess Bride sentence starters

1. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” 

2. “Hello. My name is ______. You killed my ______. Prepare to die.” 

3. “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

4. “Is this a kissing book?” 

5. “S/he’s got very good arms.” 

6. “I hate waiting.” 

7. “S/he’ll pinch my cheek. I hate that.” 

8. “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.” 

9. “Look, I don’t mean to be rude, but this isn’t as easy as it looks, so I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.” 

10. “I don’t mean to pry, but you wouldn’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” 

11. “Do you always start conversations this way?” 

12. “I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you following me…” 

13. “I did that on purpose. I didn’t have to miss.” 

14. “You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try to kill each other like civilized people?” 

15. “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.” 

16. “It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

17. “Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” 

18. “They’re kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part?” 

19. “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” 

20. “You don’t look so good. You don’t smell so good either.” 

21. “_____, tear his arms off.” 

22. “We need a miracle. It’s very important.” 

23. “Don’t rush me, _____. You rush a miracle wo/man, you get rotten miracles.” 

24. “I never work for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.” 

25. “Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.” 

26. “You’ve been mostly dead all day.” 

27. “Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where’s ____?” 

28. “Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” 

29. “Now if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.” 

30. “Now, I’ll need a sword eventually.” 

31. “I do not marry tonight. My _____ will save me.” 

32. “I want my _____ back, you son-of-a-bitch.” 

33. “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” 

34. “That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.”

35. “Drop. Your. Sword.” 

36. “As you wish.” 

37. “Whatever happens to us, I want him/her to have a long life alone with his/her cowardice.” 

38. “You know, it’s strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.” 

39. “I wasn’t nervous. I may have been a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.” 

40. “A book?” 

41. “It doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.” 

42. “Hear this now. I will always come for you.” 

43. “I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.”  

44. “You have a great gift for rhyme.”

45. “I just don’t think it’s right, killing an innocent girl/boy.” 

46. “Do you know what that sound is, _____? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don’t believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they’re about to feed on human flesh.” 

47. “Swim back now, I promise no harm will come to you. I doubt you’ll get such an offer from the eels.” 

48. “Hurry up! Move the thing! And… that other thing!” 

49. “I don’t envy you the headache you’ll have when you awake, but in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.” 

50. “So. It is down to you and it is down to me.” 

51. “There’s nothing to explain. You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.” 

52. “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.” 

53. “Life is pain, ____. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” 

54. “Move? You’re alive. If you want, I could fly.” 

55. “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?” 

56. “It’s not that bad. I’m not saying I would ever want to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.” 

57. “We are men/women/people of action. Lies do not become us.” 

58. “I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. I could not bear it if you died again. Not when I could save you.” 

59. “Have fun storming the castle.”

60. “Are you still trying to win? You’ve got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble someday.”

1k follower thank you!

So I said I would do this a gazillion years ago, never did, and then swore I would do it once I got 1k followers so….here we are. I’ve bold-ed the most important details below~

Here’s how this is going to work:

  • This is going to be a raffle event thingy because as much as I would love to write something for you all, I just don’t have the time or energy for that


  • A full length fic, written by yours truly 
  • (a full length fic is 2k+ words in my terms so you’d get something of that length)
  • it would be a killugon fic bc I don’t really write anything else lol
  • But other than that limitation, you can request me to write anything you want! An au, continuation of another fic/drabble I’ve written, a prompt from a random prompt list, etc…you get to decide!
  • (if you request something I can’t write for whatever reason, I’ll let you know)
  • I will not write under any circumstance: nsfw, mpreg, omega-verse
  • How will I contact the winner? I’ll message you on here, so make sure that option is available for your tumblr blog!
  • When will you receive this fic after winning? Soon-ish. I’ll keep you updated as the winner with how the fic is going so you’ll have an idea of when to expect it.
  • Where will this fic be published: on tumblr, my ao3 page. That’s about it.

How does one enter this raffle?

  •  You can reblog/like this post as many times as you want, I’ll pick a random number from this post’s total reblogs/likes
  • I will check to see if you are a follower or not okay
  • You cannot win if you are my 1001th follower or after. This is for everyone who’s supported me thus far, I’m sorry. (I will be checking this too trust me)
  • I will reblog this post myself every day for the next week so everyone gets the chance to see it, and then the raffle will end
  • So the raffle starts now, and its end date is: August 31st, 11:59PM (eastern US time)

And that’s about it! If you have any questions feel free to shoot me an ask and I’ll do my best to answer it. Otherwise thank you all so much you’re wonderful ^-^


My dear Leelo,
Have you ever wondered the motivation behind certain things? Why the air has so many perfumes, changing with the weather as long as with the heart; why some waters are so salty and death, death, death without a chance from any gos? Why every lives follow other lives and there’s enough time, never enough time to enjoy of everything?
Mom’s belly is growing, it scares me, I can feel it. You can feel it too, because you know the responsability is way too big and my shoulders are so fragile, but yours are not.
They’re gonna be stronger, and I wanna make sure of it, anywhere I will be, anywhere you will be too because we are-

Dear Leelo, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry
I love you, I love you, I love you


1. “Don’t play dumb with me, I know exactly what’s going on”
2. “You’re so infuriating!”
3. “If you come any closer, you’ll regret it”
4. “We may hate each other but if we want to get out of this alive, we have to work together”
5. “Stop making up excuses!”
6. “You want to talk about this? Right now?!”
7. “I’m doing this for you! Why can’t you see it?!”
8. “I’m done waiting for you!”
9. “Stop acting like my mom!”
10. “Oh, so you just assumed it happened?”
11. “I don’t need protection! Specially NOT from YOU”
12. “Can’t I become a stripper? It would make my life a WHOLE LOT easier”
13. “So you thought kidnapping her/him was a good idea?”
14. “This wasn’t supposed to happen!”
15. “You’re really scary sometimes, you know?”
16. “Not that look again”
17. “Give me back my bra!”
18. “What are you doing in my bed?”
19. “You’re so adorkably oblivious”
20. “By the time I’m finished with you, you will only remember my name”
21. “I’m right here you know?”
22. “Can we just forget I said anything?”
23. “You’re the one who left me on the aisle!”
24. “Why can’t you just accept your mistakes?”
25. “It’s never to late”
26. “Oh… You heard that?”
27. “You think this is a game? Our lives are on the line!”
28. “Cocky much?”
29. “I can’t loose you too”
30. “Cat got your tongue?”
31. “I rather be alone”
32. “You know what they say, big foot, big package”
33. “Is there any other important thing I need to know?”
34. “And I thought I had a rough life”
35. “Sometimes it’s better to stay in the dark than be blinded by the light”
36. “Love is a fallacy only fools for”
37. “There is darkness and madness in each of us but we need to fight those demons”
38. “You can’t give up”
39. “I’ll never be yours because you’ll never be mine”
40.“The greatest of our mistakes was to love each other”
41. “Why should I stop? Everyone dies at one moment”
42. “We don’t belong to each other, we belong together"
43.“I’m done with this! It’s over!”
44. “Go away and never look back because you’ll never see me sitting there again in order to help you!”
45. “The next time you do this I’ll kill you”
46. “I dare you to live one day in my shoes without wanting it to end”
47. “Please, pull me out of my misery”
48. “I can’t be strong anymore”
49. “There’s no safer place for me than your arms”
50. “Please! Don’t do this, don’t break my heart”

anonymous asked:

Now that you've had time to fully process it, can you do a track analysis of our lorde and saviors new album melodrama?

 I don’t think I’ll quite every to be able to “fully process” the absolute wigging, I mean the actual SNATCHING of my hair straight down to the follicles that Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor (nope, you didn’t just have a stroke, that’s her full name!) aka Lorde aka supreme of the pop girl coven aka the alt queen aka a young, brunette Stevie Nicks delivered to me via Melodrama, but, there isn’t any time like the present to break down the blatant, beautiful ATTACK on my emotions that was this album, and so, *cracks knuckles* let’s get into it, shall we?!

1. Green Light-An absolute BOP. It’s one of those songs that when I’m elderly and slightly tipsy at a cookout It’ll come on and I’ll stand my arthritic ass up as look at my grandchildren as I start to do some terribly caucasian geriatric dance and say “now what ya’ll know about this?! Ya’ll don’t know nothing about this!”

2. Sober-The beginning is serving some bad college poetry reading bongo-drum realness, but then out of nowhere, these animals/Jack Antonoff start screeching at me and all of the sudden I’m like “YASSSS KWEEN OF THE WEEKEND AND NOT BEING SOBER FUCK IT UP SIS!” AND THEN THAT CHANGE OF BEAT AT 2:35?!?! IM SORRY, I THINK I JUST WENT BALD. TBH, I’ll sway with/go astray with Lorde straight to hell. Run and tell THAT!

3. Homemade Dynamite-When I say that I dropped it so low when the beat came in when she said “So let’s let things come out of the woodwork” I mean that my flat white ass was on the floor convulsing and googling how to make explosives (not really, calm your tiddies, NSA). A fun fact, “I’ll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies” is what I say to my co-workers on Thursday nights when I’m trying to convince them I won’t be coming in hungover the next day.

4. The Louvre-*broadcasts the boom boom boom boom while weeping slash dancing*

5. Liability-Gay. Completely gay. Don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t. How’s the girl gonna go home into the arms of the girl that she loves if that girl is her damn self? Does she have octopus tentacles? Next heterosexual nonsensical excuse, Ella!

6. Hard Feelings/Loveless-A personal attack on my feelings about my previous relationships. Like this bitch has clearly been following me/wire tapped my phones/put cameras in my house. There isn’t any other explanation for this tbh.

7. Sober II (Melodrama)-Starts off as a nice AHS Coven sounding lullaby of sorts, ends with me wanting to HEAUX around.

8. Writer in the Dark-Lorde threatening to end a man using her talent but also being somewhat patronizing and condescending. There are not adequate words to describe how 1000000% HERE I am for this whole scenario. 

9. Supercut-*see reaction to Hard Feelings/Loveless* 

10. Liability (Reprise)-THIS SONG IS FUCKING GAY (Reprise)

11. Perfect Places-Song of the summer. Song of the year. Song of the millennium. Everyone else can go home and stay their asses there. 

Anyways, in conclusion, I love this future AOTY, I’d die for it, I’d die for Lorde.

this is such a mess I’m sorry rip

hiii !!

so after hitting 8k a little while ago, I decided to a voice non-podcast podcast thing and finally recorded it, now that I’m at 8.5k oops

callie’s actual 8.5k voice thing !! (soundcloud for online listening)

um I’m not 100% sure how audio files with google drive work but I know you can either download it or add an app to chrome to listen to it so hopefully this works

a few notes:

special thanks goes out to @greenlester for suggesting this !! ily !! and to @bestfluteninja @snowbunnylester @btspjmn @fireworksphil @gaytheatrewitch @jaimewareham @counterbants @domesticbanting and @nihilist-toothpaste for their questions and/or support !! and of course, to everyone who follows me and/or chooses to listen to this voice thing !!

as stressful as this was, it was really fun to do, so if anyone wants me to do something similar at some point, for a follower milestone or otherwise, lmk.

I love you guys !!

an abundance of too-thorough timestamps under the cut.

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Idolm@ster Fortnight

Announcing the first Idolm@ster Fortnight! The goal of the fortnight is to encourage people to create and share imas fan content. Starting in one week, on July 28, and ending on August 11, challenge yourself to make some Idolm@ster-themed art, music, comics, fan fiction, etc. Make your power as a producer known (even if you don’t think you’re very good) and tag your stuff so other P’s can see it. I’ll be around sharing stuff I see on @imas-fortnight and following #imas fortnight. It’s not too early to start thinking about what you want to do!

Feel free to send me any questions you have and if you can, share this post with your friends (and family? I guess?)

echelia  asked:

Do u have any advice for me to get over kim jonghyun's final rank? I seriously need strength right now. My other biases made it but I just don't feel as happy.

I know….it’s been more than 72 hours but I’m still reeling. To be honest, I’m still a little lost. I’ve mostly been trying to think about the pros of him not making the final 11. 

Jonghyun arguably amassed the largest following out of all the Nu’est members on the show, despite his final rank. After his angel edit, he consistently ranked higher than the rest of the Nu’est members and even beat out voting powerhouses Kang Daniel and, most notably, Park Jihoon (how tf does a person who ranked number 1 not make it, mnet, what the fuck??????? he beat winkboy?????). He probably has the largest fanbase now. If he had made it, then the most famous 2 of Nu’est would be unavailable for a year and a half. If Nu’est still chose to promote then with only 3 members, and 3 members that weren’t extraordinarily popular, then Nu’est’s comeback wouldn’t be nearly as successful.

This might sound a little bit gimmicky or a bit of a reach, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Pledis and MNET organized for Jonghyun not to make it, for a multitude of reasons. If JR himself knew, I don’t know, but I think he VERY POSSIBLY could’ve.

1. Wanna One might’ve possibly received extra backlash if half of the Nu’est members who participated made it into the final 11. People love to point fingers and shout unfair, and Wanna One most likely doesn’t want controversy before they even debut (hence the rules prohibiting promoting in separate groups). So just 1 making it would be optimal for MNET.

2. Jonghyun’s number 1 priority has always been to keep Nu’est alive and prevent its disbandment. If he were to make top 11 with Minhyun, he, the member with the largest fanbase, wouldn’t be able to promote with Nu’est for 1.5 years. By then, Nu’est would likely have lost their momentum (knetz and netz in general have short attention spans , 1.5 years is simply too long a time). Even if they were to make comebacks in subunits, their success wouldn’t be guaranteed with the loss of their two most popular members.

3. Unsurprisingly, the internet erupted with anger and betrayal when they found out that nation’s leader hadn’t made it, which pushed people to adamantly and forcibly declare that they would support Nu’est’s comeback with all they had and also push their peers to do so as well. Anger fuels a lot. People’s anger that Jonghyun didn’t make it causes them to bombard Nu’est with support to give their most popular member “justice,” and many will feel as if they are helping to reverse a great wrong by giving Nu’est that extra support.

Nu’est has officially announced a comeback “by the second half of this year”.

I personally think that Jonghyun is such a selfless leader that he would’ve sacrificed his place in the final 11 for the sake of Nu’est. He wants to use his newfound fanbase on the wellbeing of his group, his brothers, so don’t let him down and support Nu’est with all of your might when it comes to it. That’s how I will cope. 


I’m selfish and I’m really sad that I won’t be able to see him performing in the top 11 where he belongs. We can be sad together, echelia, but make sure to come back here when Nu’est makes its comeback and we can freak out together and celebrate JR, ok? we have that to look forward too. WE GOT THIS OK! MOST OF YOUR FAVES MADE IT! LIFE IS GOOD FOR THEM! nU’EST IS COMING BACK! WEEWOO

                               ﴾  🎃 DARE YOU ATTEND? 🎃  ﴿

                            Something of a looming pumpkin fragrance expels from
                               a neatly-sealed envelope. Inside, an invitation to a
                             magnificent event in Kalos in celebration for a holiday!

           ❝ Come to Kalos’ Battle Chateau for a GHOSTLY magnificence in celebration of a darker kind with Kalosian & Unovan cuisine including themed sweets & eerie passion in strings and keys. Be prepared  for an eventful weekend from afternoons to sun-sleeping mornings of specially-themed events:  haunted tours & trick-or-treating for the younger. If somehow this is not one’s fancy or too unsettling, feel free to make usage of the ballroom for dancing & even make usage of the pokémon battlefield in the rear of the chateau. We look forward to your participation. ❞
                 —- Siebold Dufour
                         & Lorelei VÖR

     Tags: #event:all hallow’s eve         #important:all hallow’s eve
              (for all the interactions)          (I will tag special events w/ this )
               please track both tags for the duration of the event or prior.

                         optional tag: #costume:all hallow’s eve
            ( will help everyone see who is wearing what easier. )
     Date & Time: OCTOBER 28, 4pm - 11pm & 29, 5pm - MIDNIGHT (12 am, OCT. 30 ) 
     Location: Battle Chateau, Riviere Walk, Kalos Region
     RVSP:   Send in an ask to @sangmer as a short ic letter that they wish to attend, if you wish to participate. I require a letter of response from those wanting to attend in order to have an accurate headcount by the time everything begins! Also, enter as many of your muses as you wish. Remember, however, this is only a 2-day event!
Also, once you have been accepted, you may mingle within tag. Though until the event truly begins, the interactions should be pre-event related, please! ( ie: hotel shenanigans  [[  Hotel Camphrier, Ambrette, Cyllage, & Richissime  rooms get up to 30% off during this event probably ]] sightseeing, conversations about breaking in early to steal food, etc.,etc… )

             { I will refuse to accept any letters after OCTOBER 26, 11:00 pm CDT! }       

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so in case you missed my freak-out the other day…im officially joining Sleeping With Sirens on 7 of their Europe dates with Rise Against (also photographing RA ofc) so if youre planning on going to any of the following shows, def let me know!!

14/11 München
15/11 Frankfurt
17/11 Düsseldorf
18/11 Hamburg
19/11 Berlin
20/11 Prague
21/11 Zürich

really looking forward to this, last time ive done a tour was back in 2012/2013 with MSI! (also lowkey pooping myself bc im taking all the official photos for their social media etc)

this whole thing has been the reason why ive been a bit absent from tumblr lately bc ive been super busy/always had other stuff on my mind and probably will be in the next few weeks altho im gonna make an effort to change that!!! and ofc ill keep you updated on everything but yeah im def gonna try and be more active again 

Language Ask!

1.       What is your first language?

2.       Did you grow up bilingual?

3.      Is there more than one official language in your country?

4.       What other languages do you speak?

5.       Are you fluent in a language other than your first?

6.       When did you start learning other languages?

7.       Do you have a favourite language?

8.       Which language do you want to learn next?

9.       What is your favourite word in your first language?

10.   What is your least favourite word in your first language?

11.   What is your favourite word in any other language you speak?

12.   What is your least favourite word in any other language you speak?

13.   Have you ever lived/spent some time in a country where everyone speaks a different language?

14.   Write a short note in your mother tongue for your followers.

15.   Write a short note in a language you choose for your followers.

Suzanne's 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge

Hey 100 Followers! First, I thank you all for following me!! I highly appreciate it. I know I’m not a writer and I don’t really post that interesting of original information. However I do read a lot of Supernatural fan fiction so I tend to reblog a lot. However, I have accepted my first writing challenge from @katymacsupernatural I am so nervous but I like that I’m doing something out of my comfort zone. So, in honor of 100 followers, I am hosting a writing challenge! WOOHOO! I love reading fan fiction so I figured why not have you wonderful fan fiction authors write so I have stuff to read? LMAO 


Suzanne’s 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge 


 1. There is a selection of 20 movies quotes, 20 TV quotes, and 20 song titles to choose from. Please choose a first choice and a second choice. 

 2. You may write for ANY PAIRING AT ALL!! M/M, F/F, F/M, Trans, Cis etc. Reader inserts ARE included and highly encouraged! 

 3. You may write ANY type of fic - smut, angst, fluff, canon, crack, crossovers (with crossover characters as secondary characters), RPF, RPS, Winsister, etc.  

4. You may use kinks in your fics. It doesn’t matter what it is as long as it goes with the storyline. 

 5. Message or send me an ask with your choices AND pairings under @sea040561. You do not have to indicate if you are using a kink or what type of fic it is going to be. 

 6. Your fic must be a minimum of 750 words! Use the “Keep Reading” tab though. Fics DO NOT have to be a one-shot. That decision is up to you! You retain ownership of the fic. 

 7. IMPORTANT: Your quote or song title MUST BE USED SOMEWHERE in the fic as a piece of dialogue! 

 8. When posting, please use the hashtag #Suzanne’s 100 Followers Supernatural Writing Challenge within the first 3 tags! 

 9. Tag me under both my blogs: @sea040561 & @my-favorite-fiction67. A lot of people have trouble tagging me under @sea040561 which is why I included my secondary one. 

 10. Please include an author’s note with your quote/song and where it is from or who sang it, who your pairing is, any kinks and any warnings you feel are needed and tag me in it @sea040561 and @my-favorite-fiction67 along with the title of this challenge 

 11. All fics are due by September 15th, 2017. I know there is a lot of other challenges going on right now which is why I am giving 3 months for it. 

 12. Finally, PLEASE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU POST YOUR FIC! Here is the list of quotes and songs (special THANK YOU to @benjerry707 for their assistance…You have first choice!!) 

 100 Follower Challenge Movie quotes: 

 1. “Because I’m 50 shades of fucked up” - Christian Grey - 50 Shades of Grey

  2. “I’m not putting that in my butt” - Ana Steele - 50 Shades Darker 

 3. “It says right here it is a dessert wine” - Jan - Grease 

 4. “Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter? Rizzo: No, you can still see your face.” - Grease 

 5. “So long, gay boys!” - Mr Chow - The Hangover 

 6. “Not you, fat Jesus” - The Hangover 

 7. “Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.” - Regina George - Mean Girls 

 8. “I can’t help it if I have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow” - Chubby girl - Mean Girls 

 9. “Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.” “Becca: A what?” “Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner.” - Pitch Perfect 

 10. “Lily: I set fires to feel joy. Donald: That’s adorable” - Pitch Perfect 

 11. “There’s gum on my seat… GUM!” Annie - Speed 

 12. “Jesus, Bob, what button did you push?” - Young Executive - Speed 

  13. “All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex” - Deadpool 

 14. “That’s a face I’d be happy to sit on” - Vanessa - Deadpool 

 15. “Show Dick some respect” - John Bender - The Breakfast Club 

 16. “Dick, I mean Richard, does Barry Manilow you raid his wardrobe on a daily basis.” - John Bender - The Breakfast Club 

 17. “Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things? Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?” - X Men 

 18. “Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you? Tony Stark: Funny things are.” - The Avengers 

 19. “Gamora: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.” - Guardians of the Galaxy 

 20. “Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.” - Dazed and Confused 


 1. “Love Screws Me Up” - Rick Springfield 

2. “Living in Oz” - Rick Springfield 

 3. “Shape of You” - Ed Sheeren 

4. “Thinking out Loud” - Ed Sheeren 

5. “Slow Hands” - Naill Horan 

6. “Strip That Down” - Liam Payne 

7. “Mo Bounce” - Iggy Azelea 

8. “Higher Ground” - Red Hot Chili Peppers 

9. “Remix (I like it)” - New Kids on the Block 

10. “Larger then Life” - Backstreet Boys 

11. “It Make Me Ill” - ‘N Sync 

12. “Hungry Like a Wolf” - Duran Duran 

13. “I Wanna Sex You Up” - Color Me Badd 

14. “Makin’ Me Look Good Again” - Drake White 

15. “Starving” by Hailee Steinfeld 

16. “Hold Back the River” by James Bay 

17. “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt 

18. “Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes 

19. "Way Down We Go” by Kaleo 

20. “Unsteady” by X Ambassadors 

 TV Quotes 

 1. “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” - Friends 

 2. “I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?” - Friends 

 3. “We actually started an urban legend!” - Psych 

  4. “Falling in love with you was never part of the plan.” - Psych 

 5. “It’s a gift… and a curse.” - Monk 

 6. “Unless I’m wrong, which, you know, I’m not.” - Monk 

 7. “I’m wearing the hat, where’s the party?” - Full House 

 8. “Okay let’s face it, I’m a lean, mean, hugging machine.” - Full House 

 9. “You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you and you can get over it. All you gotta do is survive.” - Grey’s Anatomy 

  10. “I’m sure it must feel as though everything is coming apart, but you can get through this.” - Grey’s Anatomy 

 11. “Scully: You have seen this before, I can tell. You lied to them. Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.” - X Files 

 12. “Dr. Robert Romano: I’m beginning to think that "ER” stands for “everyone’s retarded”.“ - ER 

 13. "Dr. John Carter: [Instructing his med student] Grab that penis and show it who’s boss.” - ER 

 14. “Emerson Cod: Future Me though, is going 'I told you so’ up one side of you down the other one… but Now Me is just gonna sit back and watch.” - Pushing Daisies 

 15. “Chrissy Snow: You know, if women ran the world there’d be none of these stupid wars! Janet Wood Dawson: Yeah! Stanley Roper: Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!” - Three’s Company 

 16. “Ralph Furley: This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!” - Three’s Company 

 17. “Sheldon: I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested!” - The Big Bang Theory 

 18. “Monica Gellar: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that’s ours!” - Friends 

 19. “Ross Gellar: OK, how about Ruth? Rachel Greene: Oh, I’m sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?” - Friends (on naming their baby) 

 20. “Steven Hyde: When Kelso’s the only one of us thinking straight, something’s wrong.” - That 70s Show

fic commissions

I’m struggling to get hours at work right now which means I have a) not enough money and b) way too much spare time, so the obvious solution is to open up writing commissions for fanfiction. Read on for the details!


  • Ficlet: 500-1500 words - $15
  • Short oneshot: 1500-2500 words - $20
  • Medium oneshot: 2500-5000 words - $30

All prices are in Canadian dollars. (Exchange rates fluctuate, obviously, but for Americans these prices will work out roughly to $11, $15 and $22 give or take a bit depending on the day.)

Making a request

Email me at and include the following information:

  • desired fic length
  • some kind of premise
  • characters to be featured
  • genre/mood
  • as much detail as possible on what specific things you want to see happen in the story (more detail is preferred for longer fics)
  • any specifications for the narrative style (eg, if you want a POV other than 3rd person, if you want a 5+1 fic, etc)

I will send you an outline before I start writing, and can arrange to send WIPs as desired.

Request Guidelines

I reserve the right to refuse any request for any reason. In general, I will not write explicit smut, any kinks, or non-con. I won’t write for ships that include abusive or imbalanced power dynamics, incest, pedophilia, or excessively large age gaps if a character is under ~20 years old. (Although I am absolutely willing to modify requests if it’s okay – for instance, writing a platonic dynamic between two characters I wouldn’t write romantically.)

Otherwise, I’m happy to write just about anything under the sun – shippy or gen, character studies or plot-heavy stories, AUs, crossovers, you name it. Check out my ao3 account or writing tags for examples of my past writing.

I’ll write for pretty much any piece of media that I’m familiar with. There’s list of my current interests under the cut, but it’s hardly comprehensive of everything I’d be able to write for. If you don’t see a something on the list, you are 100% welcome to message me and ask me if I know it (and if I don’t know it… honestly if it’s short enough I’m willing to binge it if need be!)

Keep reading

    Ok, I’ve been on this site for way too long, way too many birthdays, but I wanna do something nice for my birthday this year, and hey, why not pass the gifting on to all y'all, my friends and followers and internetians~!!?!?? ( if any of y'all are into this mess at any rate, like i doubt many would be ; 3; )

   Y'all have until said birthday, Oct 27th to like and reblog this post.  ( I wont consider any like or reblog after Oct 27th at 11:59pm cst )

   While I prefer something from fandoms I’m in ( Overwatch, Voltron, Thundercats 2011, DC or Marvel, heck Sonic too, I’m getting back into the blue boy ) I am willing to do art for other fandoms with good references; I can also do OC art with detailed description or ref images.


  • Do Not Have to be following me, but it’s a plus ( as in, you’ll make me very happy  )
  • Like and/or Reblog for an entry each ( no give away blogs, please )
  • Please have ims or inbox open, I’ll need to get in touch with the winners when the time comes.

allnewtpir  asked:

Hello there. My last prompt was 11 lamenting to Vastra about his feelings for Clara. I'd like to offer a follow up if you're able, and that's 12 talking to Vastra about how he and Clara are mad for each other.

“Clara is just…” the Doctor let out a contented little sigh, and Vastra raised… well, not her eyebrows, as she didn’t technically have any, but some of the muscles in the vicinity of what would have been her eyebrows if she had them. “Wonderful. Stop looking at me like that.”

“I’m not looking at you like anything,” Vastra purred, giving a delicate little cough and trying unsuccessfully to conceal the smirk that was currently occupying her face. “This is how I look at you.”

“Liar, you haven’t looked at me like that in centuries.”

“You haven’t been this in love in centuries.”

“I know,” he broke into a soppy grin again. “Isn’t it great?”

“You’re like a whole new man.”

“Can you please stop looking at me like that, though? You look rather like you’re considering how I might be your next meal.”

“I would never eat you, Doctor. You’d be terribly stringy, and all that bitterness and anger would make the meat almost unpalatable.”

“Hilarious,” he rolled his eyes. “Can we go back to talking about Clara, please?”

“You’ve been talking about Clara for three ‘ours,” Jenny observed, backing into the room with an enormous tea tray. “And my opinion’s this: she’s very pretty.”

Vastra hissed.

“You know what she means,” the Doctor assured her, reaching over and patting her scaly hand. “Besides, Jenny’s your wife.”

“Ah yes,” Vastra’s smirk intensified. “Tell us, Doctor… when are you thinking of popping the question?”