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How to Tell if Somebody is fandom!old

- They use terms like lemons, smut, or UST to talk about the genre of their fic.

- They have squicks.

- They want you to have squicks. Which isn’t to say that they want to squick you, just that it’s a useful term.

- *glomps*

- They leave long comments on everything the read. Possibly not in the tags. They might do something super bizarre like send a message or put their thoughts on the end of your post.

- They write disclaimers on everything. Or on literally anything, since nobody does that anymore.

- They write about orbs, and those orbs are cerulean.

- Or literally anything else is cerulean. Cerulean is an outdated term. I’m calling it.

- The tongues of their characters are still battling for dominance, even though it’s 2017, and really a winner should have been declared by now.

- They have a fear of Mary Sue.

- Characters in their modern AU are chatting on AIM instant messenger, and calling each other on landlines. There are references to Ceiling Cat, because the characters are hip to meme culture. This AU is ~modern~ after all.

- Their fic is interlaced with slightly relevant song lyrics (disclaimer, they didn’t write the song.)

- They don’t do any of above, because they are New Fandom Savy, but they write or reblog nostalgic posts about these things.

- They had a livejournal.

- They still have a livejournal.

- They ended up on tumblr only after getting into a new fandom, searching livejournal for content and fellow fans, and suddenly coming to the startling realization that livejournal has become a barren wasteland of tumbleweeds and chirping crickets.

- They miss their geocities site.

- They wrote fic for the X-Files while the original nine seasons were still airing.

- Bonus, they wrote fic for the original Star Trek and published it in a zine, before the Internet was a thing. That’s like super mega fandom old.

- They might be less inclined to call themselves “trash”, but they are totally out there, reading all the things.

“Rum & Coconuts” - h.s Part 3

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You woke up to the feeling of the breeze blowing over your body and stretched out on the bed to find yourself alone. Sitting up and fighting your hair out of your face, you could see the top of Harry’s head over the back of one of the lounge chairs on your small deck through one of the blowing curtains. 

Pulling on a tank top over your thong, you meandered in his direction and walked around the seat to see him sitting with his legs crossed, swim trunks on, and sunglasses perched on his nose. When he noticed you, he smiled widely and closed his journal, tossing it onto the chair beside him and reaching his arms out as you sunk down next to him and curled up at his side.

“Good morning angel,” he mumbled against your hair, wrapped his arms around you as you both watched the sun continue to rise. “Sleep well?”

“I drank a lot last night,” you mumbled.

“You did,” Harry chuckled, “But you had a great time and learned many new dance moves.”

You both sat there quiet as Harry ran his fingers through your hair and you played with the end of his swim trunks, just watching as the sun shone brightly from behind your sunglasses. 

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Mercury in the 2nd house.

These natives tend to have minds more concerned with security then most. They will most likely have thoughts that reflect rooted feelings and needs of stability and success. No matter the Mercury sign be it in fiery and self driven Mercury in Leo or silent and observant Mercury in Virgo the native will be very financially driven. These natives are not vain by any means but they more then most have a keen understanding early on in life that without things such as money or frankly even success for that matter one won’t be “stable” Those with this position of Mercury tend to be very excellent talkers! They can be very charming and seemingly resonate with anyone or any audience due to their savy and quick minds. These natives can also paint vivid images and descriptions due to the sensual and Venus ruled nature or the 2nd house. These natives also are drawn to more physical and or visible displays of information and due best learning when they are able to be shown physical examples of things. Much like Mercury in Taurus these natives can be very stubborn and stuck in their own ways. They can also at times process things that Arn’t shown to them physically very slowly. Often times telling them how to do things isn’t as good as showing them. These natives are very sensual and usually are drawn to relationships with a lot of touch! They love touch and truly do feel connected to people through it. I like to say your Mercury placement can show what stimulates and or opens your mind and often times individuals with this position are heavily stimulated by sensual activities or anything that involves earthy themes and sensual touch or the senses. These individuals have minds that are very reliant on their senses and often times they can have strong emotions and feelings in regards to those senses. These individuals can often speak for hours and tend to have a lot of vocal stamina and often can even go awhile before their voices get strained. Celebrities with this placement: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Cameron Diaz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Elvis Presley. Last note: as these natives get older they develop a sort of age/rasp to their voice and even tend to have a slower pace when speaking as they get older. As these natives master this energy they tend to process energy much differently then they did in their younger years which was in fragments. As they age they gain the energy all at once and tend to process it as time goes by and once it’s been fully processed their knowledge on the subject can seem mastered. The change in pace of their speech from fast to slow has to do with their minds processing their words rather then gathering them. As with the nature of the house of Taurus we learn to slow down to take things in and then act. So natives here in their older stages may tend to think things over a lot more and really analyze information or major choices thrown their way.. they will tend to even take their time making moves or doing anything weighing every option in regards to their own stability and security. So one major difference between youth and elder with this position is a pacing mind-to a walking mind.

Originally posted by andantegrazioso

What I want out of Pokemon Go

Hear me out.

I was just thinking about this, and, when Pokemon Go comes out, I want hospitals, especially Children's’ Hospitals and hospitals that have frequent kid traffic, to be LITTERED with Pokemon.

  • I want all Children’s wings to have all the starters plus normals running around (like Chancey and Eevee)
  • Also a favorite yellow mouse electric type
  • I want surgery wings to have fire and fighting types
  • In the common areas of the hospital, there are random Pokemon hiding about and various stones and tokens to be acquired
  • The psychiatric ward is FILLED with psychic types
  • Any water fountains or pool areas can sprout water types when u least expect it
  • In the areas outside the hospital, there are always grass and flying types waiting
  • In the winter, if the hospital gets snow, ice replaces grass type
  • Also the pokemon do not stay the same the whole year like at random times once a month a Volpix and the next is a Ponyta
  • Doctors and nurses with any tech-saviness or just kids will walk around and have have little badge stickers and at any time if they wear a certain item the kids KNOW they’re pokemon gym leaders
  • The doctors don’t even have to have well-trained pokemon they want to give the kids a battle and let them win
  • The kids get cool stickers - specific to each gym leader (which can be as simple as gold stars from the craft store or something they had their kids print off on labels) - when they are defeated
  • Kids have little notebooks COVERED in stickers
  • Because kids in hospitals, for whatever reason, have it rough to begin with
  • I want kids to see hospitals as cool places where pokemon are there to cheer them up and keep them fighting
  • I want doctors and nurses to seem less scary and more silly, acting out gym leader antics even if they have no idea what pokemon is except from the kids they treat
  • I want to make a kid’s day by challenging them to a gym battle and saying how cool their Corpish is or congratulate them on a win with a sticker or just get waved down in the hall and see the kid’s face light up when they find an ice rock to level up their Eevee that they first caught to Glaceon

Basically I just want kids to be happy and not afriad when they are in hospitals.

Just think about it.

vine

Here’s a 7 second vine of The 1975 doing Sport Relief. There’s also a YouTube video part 4 on YouTube but it’s only viewed in the UK so any tech savy fans in the UK can some how get that video and repost it for world wide(I don’t get computers guys)

Summer Alerts for Rabbits

This will be a rather long posting, but it’s all important information.

Regardless if you keep your buns indoors, outdoors, or both it is important to consider the effects of weather conditions on your bun as well as parasite attacks.

Rabbits should be kept in shaded areas, out of the heat and with access to cool water. A few ways to provide extra cooling zones include 2 liter bottles of frozen water placed in their area, cool ceramic tiles to lay on, draping damp cloths over their enclosure, and providing air circulation with fans. Always bunny proof any electric cords. The best way to keep them cool of course is to keep them in an air conditioned area.

Parasite attacks can come from fly strike and fleas. Flies will lay eggs on any open sores or areas soaked in urine or damp feces. The maggots can infest your rabbit and lead to pain, shock and death if not taken to a vet. Please be sure to keep flies away from your bunnies. This is even more risky for older or disabled rabbits.

Fleas can be treated with vet recommended control substances. NEVER use Frontline on rabbits, it will kill them. Do not buy any topical brand of flea treatment without consulting a rabbit savy vet, even if it says kitten safe it may cause adverse reactions in your bunny. Do NOT use flea collars on your rabbit, they are highly sensitive animals and could be overdosed on the chemical in the collar. It is highly discouraged to flea dip your bunny, and flea powders also contain chemicals that could harm your rabbit. A flea comb can help with some of the problem, but over all it is best to see your vet for a topical treatment.

Hope these tips help, please remember if you think your bun has fleas, is suffering from fly strike, or heat stroke take them to the vet right away. None of these conditions can be treated without veterinary care and all will lead to pain, illness or death if ignored.

A large international celebrity media outlet has just loudly and publicly and enthusiastically aligned themselves with our side of the fandom.

If you’re an anti-larry and this doesn’t concern you even a little bit, or if you’re convinced that a billion dollar organisation would allow their twitter account to take an official stance on a controversial topic (which could endanger their future access to multiple celebrities) on the basis of a single staffer’s personal opinion, then chances are you’re not savy enough to recognise what any of this actually means.

Whether it’s it 6 weeks or 3 years, standby to be shocked, confused and wrong, because it’s going to happen and Harry and Louis will eventually  come out. In the mean time, sit tight and watch as other publications, news sources and tabloid media outlets one by one come and join us and Yahoo UK on the dark side.