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Status of My OTPs

Tate x Violet: Tate fucked up big time so they broke up 4 years ago. Gone. Down the drain along with my peace and happiness.

Zoe x Kyle: Supposedly had a happy ending but ill never fucking know bc the shitty ahs writers never made a reunion scene… FUCK YOU RYAN MURPHY

Andy x April: Off married in Washington D.C. with their son Burt Snakehole Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer and another one on the way. Endgame BUT STILL GONE AF.

Stiles x Lydia: THESE TWO OWN ME. They are literally soulmates but not canon BECAUSE JEFF DAVIS IS A FUCKING ASS WIPE

Sarah Paulson x Lily Rabe: Sarah is “more than dating” crusty ass Holland Taylor and Lily is still pretending to be straight. GR8

Evan Peters x Taissa Farmiga: Evan is in a PR stunt relationship with actual real life garbage can Emma Roberts and sweet Taissa is dating someone who looks like her father. Tai never followed him back on twitter.  :’)))))))) i love my life!1!11!

Inspired by this [x] post

Valentine’s Day at Funky MBTI: Favorite Romances


I have a lot of favorite fictional romances and ships (both canon and non-canon), but we’d be here all day if I tried talking about them all. So I decided to instead look at the combinations of types that showed up most frequently in my list of OTPs/Romances, and check out the results:

Here’s the top 5:


Maybe it’s because I’m an INTP and always get along swimmingly with the ENFPs I know. Whatever the reason, I like this particular pairing a lot. I have a large number of ships and canon romances with this pairing I just adore. Probably the best known of this combination is Romeo and Juliet themselves (ENFP boy, INTP girl), but among my other OTPs of this type are Andy and April on Parks and Recreation (I nicknamed them ‘Ludwyer’; don’t know why this portmanteau hasn’t caught on) and Spider-Man/Mary Jane Watson (Comics version, movie and animated versions are other types). 


Another sort of “opposites attract” pairing. I don’t know anyone of this combo IRL, but fictional pairs of this sort are just wonderful to me. Superman and Lois Lane (Smallville versions are definitely this pairing, others may vary) are probably the best known pairing of these types, archetypal in many ways. And then there’s the OTP I used for the picture, Korra & Asami Sato from The Legend of Korra, who are kind of archetypal for this sort of relationship: Start off assuming things about the other, and discover the hidden depths in each other as time goes on.


On going through my various OTPs, I sorted by functions as well as types, and out of all of them, the combo of Fe/Ti/Ni/Se (in any one of its four types) and Te/Fi/Ni/Se (also, any one) is the combination of functions I ship the most. Anyway, INFJ & ENTJ: A pairing that spins beautiful dreams from the fabric of imagination into a startling reality. Partners in crime. The types of my ultimate OTP, Daphne Moon & Niles Crane from Frasier (pictured above). Talk about true NJs (the cautious and patient kind, anyway); it takes them seven years to even get around to admitting they like each other! But boy are they charming, every single time. 


I like shipping various combinations of the four Artisan types (SP). They all use Se strongly, which can often=wild decisions and impulsive actions. I’m kind of including all of the various SP character pairings I love in the back of my mind here (The Princess Bride’s ISTP/ISFP, Harry and Ginny ESTP/ISFP) but ISTP/ESFP was the one with the highest number. The pairing pictured above is from the James Bond movie On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, featuring my favorite Bond Girl Tracy diVicenzo (ESFP) and Bond himself (ISTP). This pairing has a sharp appeal for me, similar to the iNTP/ENFP pairing above - Ti dom matched with the type that’s dominant in their auxiliary function. But let’s not get too technical. Let me instead sigh over that film’s deeply tragic ending (we have all the time in the world…)


Similar in functions to my #1, but instead pairing two Guardian types. I think of this one as the business partners romance. People who get to know each other in a day-to-day setting, and slowly come to appreciate each other. My favorite pairing in this one is Cangel (Cordelia Chase/Angel), from the Buffy-verse (though mostly on the spinoff, Angel). I guess I’ve mostly featured my more tragic OTPs here; I don’t usually go as much for the tragic love story, I prefer the one with the happy ending, but that’s just the ones I ended up featuring. Again, another sigh, and a muttered “Curse you Joss Whedon and your ability to write brilliant romances and then rip our collective hearts out by ending them tragically!”


Pride and Prejudice


When Harry Met Sally


Tell me your top combinations :)



New Girl (series or one shot? AU: Tom and Jacob are not famous.) Tom + Reader

- [ ] Tom, Harrison and Jacob, having just moved out to LA and gotten their own loft, interview for a new roommate. Reader just got out of a long term relationship and needs to move out of her partner’s apartment. She sees an ad posted to move into apartment 4D, just 15 minutes away from where she works.

Public Service (Parks & Rec inspired/series or one shot? AU: Tom is situated in the department for Parks and Recreation, not an actor. Very heavily inspired by Andy and April, my OTP.)

- [ ] Tom is dating someone who doesn’t appreciate him. He befriends the public service worker who everyone sees as ill-tempered, but they both find a soft spot for each other. Tom is later dumped by his girlfriend, claiming that he has no motivation/future. Reader tries to show Tom he’s worth more than his ex led him to believe.

The Office (series or one shot? AU: Peter and Reader work in an office, Peter is not Spider-Man. Very heavily inspired by Pam and Jim - PB&J for life.)

- [ ] Reader is in a long term relationship and works in an office with Peter, who has very quickly become her best friend since working there. Peter is in love with reader but can’t bring himself to admit that the reader deserves better - him.

10 Things I Hate About You (series. AU: Tom is not famous, characters are in high school. Based off of my FAVORITE movie. It’s on Netflix, please watch it. Julia Stiles is my ICON, Heath Ledger is my love.)

- [ ] Reader is the resident school feminist - which doesn’t sit well with everyone. Her sister, (haven’t come up with a name), especially; it’s because of the reader that her sister can’t have a love life. Their father instates a rule, the reader’s sister can date with the exception that the reader is dating as well, what sounds easy is later learned to be difficult, considering the reader does not want to date anyone. New Boy, Harrison, is infatuated with the reader’s sister, and is very avid in trying to find a guy to date reader and new friend Jacob is ready to help. Tom (the school’s “bad boy”) is paid to date reader in hopes of Harrison being able to get one date with reader’s sister.


all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

Andy and April…

OTP: I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy

OTP: You’re the best ever

OTP: I like you in a romantical kind of way

OTP: You believed in me, you supported me, you make me happy

OTP: I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you

OTP: Whatever, I don’t like labels

OTP: We’re gonna have sex

OTP: You’re the best husband ever

OTP: Awesomesauce

OTP: Will you be my manager?

OTP: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don’t know why so I made a list of everything I did and I’m gonna try not to do any of them again

OTP: Stop singing, kiss me!

OTP: The only thing that matter is that we found each other right now and it’s the best

OTP: I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret, who are you?

OTP: I’ve got the greatest wife in the world

OTP: The cutest thing on four legs

OTP: I never could have ever done this without you

OTP: Your man is here

OTP: Hitler, you sexy bastard!

OTP: I don’t want him to be mad at me, okay?

OTP: You can hack this, I believe in you

OTP: Don’t fret, cookie

OTP: You have never been sexier to me than when you were singing to those kids just now

OTP: Girl, you look creepy

OTP: Babe, you had a crush on me, that’s embarrassing!