and am pretty chill about it

Experiences with each type.

ENTJ: 

  • Very low chance they’re wrong.  
  • Questions to show you your faults. 
  • Cares but definitely doesn’t always show. 
  • Stay off their bad side.
  • “Do it yourself, whether you know how or not." 

ENFJ:

  • Crazy but funny imagination.
  • Feels they need to tell the world. 
  • May use experience to outweigh yours.
  • Usually too much to handle.
  • Can be a little unreasonable.

ENFP: 

  • Cutest people you will ever meet. 
  • Good to talk about values with.
  • Or talk about anything in general. 
  • A lot of morals; offended when challenged. 
  • "WHY AM I SO PRONE TO PAIN." 

ENTP:

  • Really funny.
  • Also too much to handle.
  • Tries to prove you wrong. If not, they’ll pretend.
  • Please think about your actions, my gosh.
  • You know what respect is, right?

ESTP: 

  • "Ding dong, you’re wrong.”
  • How do they do the pressure thing.
  • And how can one be so messy?? 
  • Still pretty cool.
  • A little intimidating though. 

ESFP:

  • Not compatible with me.
  • Is kind of mean to others.
  • But admirable of their extrovert. 
  • u n r e a s o n a b l e ? 
  • Definitely a hugger.

ESFJ:

  • Really big goals. 
  • Always checking on you… depends though… 
  • Very open.
  • Not what you’d expect sometimes. 
  • Probably needs to chill. 

ESTJ:

  • “Are you challenging me?" 
  • Not very aware of a good time.
  • Like, the right time to talk.
  • And will keep going on, no matter what. 
  • But pretty good with life experience.

ISTJ:

  • Oh boy, the sarcasm.
  • Most intimidating, have to be cautious.
  • Good listeners though.
  • Really doesn’t like when people are late.
  • Can be pretty funny. They try. 

ISFJ:

  • Please don’t cross their morals.
  • It won’t turn out good for you. 
  • But still really funny. 
  • And also sarcastic.
  • Extremely reliable.

ISFP:

  • Really cares about you.
  • Even though they like to pretend they don’t.
  • Can be childish. It’s pretty funny.
  • Will seem quiet, but will roast you.
  • Either unsure or too sure.

ISTP:

  • God bless common interest.
  • Would love to talk to you about that. 
  • But can be pretty lazy.
  • Says something mean and may feel bad. 
  • But is very blunt either way. 

INTP:

  • Most sensitive.
  • But will literally do anything to hide it.
  • Distracted by things that peak their intellect.
  • Pretty hard to please though. 
  • "Here’s 1,000,000 reasons why you’re wrong." 

INTJ:

  • How can one be so smart??
  • It’s the coolest thing.
  • Don’t get them mad though.
  • Always right… when it comes to information.
  • Maybe not when it comes to trusting people. (Underlying optimists)

INFP:

  • Best at understanding.
  • Deserves so much than they get.
  • A little too quick on giving up?
  • Secretly has a very weird mind.
  • Needs to fend for themselves though. 

INFJ:

  • Talk to them about their passion.
  • They will talk non-stop on just that.
  • If they fix something, don’t touch. 
  • Perfectionists.
  • And a walking paradox.
signs as posts i've seen on tumblr

Aries: *removes one earbud* fuck you want

Taurus: eats when im sad, sad when i eat

Gemini: *is punk rock but is also really into pink, pastel colours, and really fluffy things*

Cancer: for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

Leo: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

Virgo: *sigh* why am i better than everyone

Libra: I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

Scorpio: today i feel very… mmmm whats the word… bad

Saggitarius: do you ever say something so bitchy that you’re like damn u need to chill lol

Capricorn: reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

Aquarius: *sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

Pisces: lets play a game of: did i reall do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

6

This kind of trust is so important in a relationship and yet TV shows tend to act like it’s something that only exists in fantasy along with unicorns. I am so tired of tropey drama born from convoluted misunderstandings and miscommunications and overreactions that can be so common in TV. Bless this show for proving that you can make a story out of a loving, trusting relationship where the two people involved are completely chill, who don’t fly off the handle and throw a tantrum at the slight suggestion that their significant other might be unfaithful but actually talk about it and solve the problem together. So for all his stalkery tendencies at the beginning, Xiao Nai is a pretty swell boyfriend.

in defense of the death note anime

dated animation? check. rushed second arc? check. glosses over most of L’s moral ambiguity? definitely. the entirety of episode 25? yikes. 

the death note anime is far from perfect (as is its source material), and I agree 1000% with all the criticisms floating around the internet (halle’s interrupted shower, mikami and light in the final episode, the pseudo-biblical footwashing, near’s character assassination, certain changes to dialogue and flow of the story). but, all things considered, i think they did a pretty fantastic job. so here is an appreciation post for the great things about the death note anime:

  • the music. I’ve seen this anime about 50 times and light’s speech in episode 37 always gives me chills, just because of the choral theme in the background. there are so many fantastic musical moments in the series: kyrie and all its variations in the first episode, misa’s waltz, the shinigami realm themes, light’s melancholy leitmotif (i am sorry), the gentle piano moments, L’s badass theme and its variations, low of solipsism for the energetic name-writing. musically, this anime is a masterpiece. 
  • no filler scenes, at all. even the recap episode is sort of…necessary, in a way, just because it comes after such a pivotal moment in the series and it’s nice to just sit back and recall everything that’s happened so far just to regroup.
  • the voice acting. holy mother of god, every single cast member, japanese and english, was absolutely 100% on point. mamoru miyano is a legend. brad swaile killed it (lol). alessandro juliani is L to me. special shoutout to karl willems for arranging the english cast and bringing all these actors together. i usually avoid dubbed anime, but this is my one exception. the sound mixing was fantastic as well.
  • (also: chris britton as soichiro. his delivery on ‘from one murderer to another, i’ll see you in hell’ has never not profoundly terrified me. what an amazing VA.)
  • the color keys, the backgrounds, the ‘sets’, if you will. death note has some really beautiful, detailed sequences of skies and cityscapes.

on a more general note, just the fact that it exists and it got so many people (myself included) interested in this incredible story is a wonderful thing. it’s certainly not perfect, but i know that many, many people found the anime before finding the manga. here we all are today, making edits and writing meta and just having a good time. whatever the medium, i’m glad it exists. 

anonymous asked:

Hey guys!! What's your relationship status, just to avoid confusion??

Jeremy: About six months into our little ghosthunting gig, we visited a pretty haunted asylum

Michael: We intended to stay the night, but around 5 am i guess you could say i got “attacked”-

Jeremy: Mike you got scratched and a bloody nose you cant deny-!

Michael: Okay okay, something happened

Jeremy: After that we stopped at a nearby Wallmart and I kind of… kissed him… and uhh, we’ve been pretty close since then

Here’s a silly one. Rank Katie’s roles in terms of hawtness (@rtracker).

Alrighty. This killed me, because personally, I would just choose them all. Can’t I just have them all??? It was almost as difficult as having to decide which character I would date (a high point in my life), so thanks for that! But first I had to consider my criteria for Maximum Hawtness™. It was necessary. I mean we all know Katie is gorgeous and hot af no matter what. So instead I had to consider things beyond Katie’s perfect face.

Sooo personal style, attitude, the way she carries herself, innocence vs. …naughtiness? Sauciness? Can that be a thing? Sure! Oh, and chemistry and interactions with other characters. That’s a big one. Leaving out the usual characters. So here is my list.

1. Kate Foster (But of course!)

Pretty sure a lot of you have seen me freak out about Kate. When it comes to judging hawtness, I am all for the sharp and pointy. When did the question of wanting fries cause anyone to become uncomfortably aroused?? When Kate Foster asked the question, that’s when! Kate is smooth, seductive and she spends pretty much her entire date with Erica looking like she is ready to rip her clothes of with her teeth. …Yeah that’s pretty hot. Bonus points for the lingering touches and the sex hair the morning after. #shooketh

2. Lena Luthor

Originally posted by luthorial

The perfect combination of sharp and pointy and soft and squishy. There is definitely something about her that has drawn so many in. The heart-eyes, the perfect buns, the eyebrows, the lip-bite, the red lipstick… Then there is the fact that she dresses like she’s on her way to view the next big line during fashion week (That Magenta Coat™ tho). Speaking of the lip biting, heart-eyes, and eyebrows, is it me or is Lena more flirty than pretty much all of Katie’s characters combined? Throw all of that on top of the fact that she is an angel and classy af and you can just consider me deceased.

Pssst. If you are for any reason interested in more of Katie being hot and/or my somewhat warranted opinion/endless thirst, keep reading! Ok let’s move on.

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jared telling you he has a daddy kink; headcannons

HEHEHEH YEA THIS WAS REQUESTED AND I COULDN’T RESIST (NSFW SMUTTY SHIT OBVIOUSLY)

LET’S GET TO IT;


-so first off, you tried to get some daddy kink action before he did

-you two are making out

-and he kisses your neck

-he finds your sweet spot and you just kinda accidentally let a tiny whimper of 

‘fuck, daddy’

-jared fucking loses his shit

 'oh mY FUCKING GOD, DID YOU JUST CALL ME DADDY Y/N?’

 -you’re so incredibly embarrassed, like you don’t think your face has ever been redder 

 -jared w i l l n o t s to p l a ug h i ng 

 -and you like swat him gently and mumble super childishly 

 'stop making fun of me' 

-he’s like

‘are you kidding me? you called me ‘daddy’ I will /never/ stop making fun of you about this, fuck i gotta tell connor. he’s gonna crack up’

-you shake your head rapidly

‘jared i swear to god if you tell anyone– its not even a big deal! just forget it ever happened, okay?!’

-he’s still laughing 

-you get up and walk out like 

‘fuck this shit, talk to me when you’re done acting like a 6 year old’

-jared calls after you through his laughter

‘n-no babe! come back. i’m not trying to kinkshame you– i mean i kinda am but,’

-you obviously come back a few minutes later after he’s chilled out but you can still see him holding back laughter

-it’s pretty chill for the rest of the night

-until, that is, you fall asleep

-so you’re cuddled into jared’s side fast asleep, and he’s laying awake, staring at the ceiling

-and he k e e p s thinking about your little whimper

-like he cannot stop

-and he’s sitting here trying to convince himself it’s because he thinks it’s funny

‘psh i would never be into that kind of thing’

-but he like shifts a little bit and then he notices he’s totally hard

-and he’s like,,,, o h

-does he get himself off on the thought of you calling him daddy?

-the world may never know

-the answer is yes

-he doesn’t say anything for a few days, like he doesn’t bring up the event at all

-it’s kinda weird to you because jared’s not the kinda guy to let go of a moment that embarrassing

-you thought he’d tease you about it for days

-one day he’s playing video games and you’re chilling on his bed with him

-he suddenly pauses the game and puts the controller down

‘y/n…’

-your heart like, stops

-he looks so serious and you are immediately concerned

‘j-jared is everything okay?’

‘yeah.. yeah. everything’s fine, there’s just been something i’ve wanted to tell you but i.. i don’t know how to say it. i just.. look..’

-you grab his hand and squeeze it reassuringly

‘you know you can tell me anything right?’

-he nods and takes a deep breath, using his free hand to push his glasses up and he mumbles so so quietly 

‘i think i have a daddy kink’

-you’re like

‘wait what?’

-he gets super frustrated and like almost yells

‘I HAVE A FUCKING DADDY KINK’

-you take a few moments before laughing hysterically

‘o-oh oh my god. that’s what you just got so serious about? oh my g o d’

-jared just pouts, burying his face in his hands

-you’re ready to give him s o m uc h s h i t

-’wait, im sorry kleinman, i actually don’t think I heard you correctly, could you just say that again? you have a /what/ kink?’

-’don’t be a dick, y/n. i blame this on you.’

‘i-i’m sorry, okay. god, oh my god. i can’t believe you.’

-he’s like super embarrassed so you go up to him and kiss his cheek and you’re like

‘hey, it’s okay. i don’t mind at all. honestly, im glad’ 

-he doesn’t respond because he’s still like dying inside

-so yo start to like kiss his face

-and mumble about how much you love him

-he mumbles back

‘i love you too’

-you start kissing his neck and he kinda puts his hand in your hair and you just

‘fuck me, daddy’

-and he l o s e s it again, but in a good way

-like he just gets so dom

-o h m y g o d

-like he’s pinning you down

‘if you insist, babygirl’

-fuccccccccc

-alriiighty boys im done here

Netflix Death Note: My Thoughts

So the long awaited American adaptation of Death Note arrived on Netflix on Friday the 25th of August, and it’s clear to see that the reviews are certainly mixed.

Let’s just jump right in and get down to the many faults with this adaptation.

Note* This isn’t all doom and gloom, as I think there is definitely some room for appraisal. There will be many spoilers ahead but who cares, right?

Light Turner (Light Yagami):

Light is essentially a bit of a loser, taking crap from bullies and even from L. As we know from the anime, Light isn’t hesitant on throwing in a good ol’ punch to the face. Yet in this adaptation, Light seems to just accept any grief that he is presented with. In addition to this, Light appears to be a bit of a loner, as we never see him socialising with any friends. Now in the anime, whilst it wasn’t common for Light to have the boys around for a few games of Mario Kart, he was still acknowledged around school to “hang out” with other students, but he of course declined because he’s a busy bee with a rotten world to cleanse

Another point to mention regarding Netflix Light is how careless he is. At many moments throughout the movie, Light can be seen shouting about the Death Note whilst in loud conversation with Mia (Misa Amane) and he even has his Death Note out on his lap during gym class. Whereas we all know that anime Light would never do something like that. He understood the importance of keeping the Death Note hidden from absolutely everyone, and wouldn’t dare openly talk about it in public. Because why would he be so careless? He wouldn’t. This links in to Lights intelligence, or so to say, craftiness.

Netflix Light doesn’t appear to be the brains of the operation, except at a few key points towards the end of the movie. throughout the anime, Light had his head screwed on from the start, and he allowed absolutely nothing to get in his way. He also wouldn’t sacrifice the Death Note for anyone or anything (except when Sayu, but of course he had a plan to wind up getting the Death Note back) In the Netflix adaptation, it is more Mia who has true intentions for the Death Note, and it appears that Light doesn’t really have everything set in stone, as he did in the anime. I’ll elaborate more on that when I discuss Mia’s character.

A crucial key aspect to mention is that at no point did Light proclaim “I am the God of the new world”, which is severely disappointing,as anime Light genuinely believed that he was Justice, but Netflix Light just wants to be a do-gooder and be rid of the bad guys. Netflix Light also never has a psychotic moment of ranting to Ryuk, himself, or anyone for that matter. Anime Light is iconic for having random outbursts of craziness, as all great characters do, but Netflix Light is pretty chill throughout the movie, with the exception of the moments in which he thought he was about to get caught out. I just believe that it would’ve been more enjoyable for Netflix Light to have been portrayed as the Evil Genius that we know him as.

Now onto Mia Sutton (Misa Amane):

In complete contrast to Anime Misa, a cute blonde model with a slight sinister streak, Mia Sutton is a dark haired edgy cheerleader who smokes (see? bad habits = bad movie) In a weird way, from watching Mia, I got the feeling that she was more suited to be Light Yagami than what Netflix Light was. Let me explain: At the beginning of the movie, Mia is the typical semi-popular good looking cheerleader. However, the look on her face is like a constant expression of boredom, similar to anime Light at the beginning. When Mia discovers the power of Lights Death Note, she is the one who is more keen on changing the world, as though it was her all along who has been “bored” of how things have been working out in the legal system, and as though she is the one with the real desire to be rid of all criminals in the world. This includes the lives of innocents who stand in her way.

The key difference between Mia and Misa is that Mia’s drive to use the Death Note is for her own personal desire, and she is very willing to throw Light under the bus, as revealed when she wrote his name in the notebook and promised to burn it so long as he gave her ownership of it. Whereas Misa on the other hand done everything under Lights instruction, and wouldn’t dare step out of line. This can be said to be because Misa was infatuated with Light, therefore her use of the Death Note was to assist him. If anything, Mia is more problematic to Light, despite being clever, that what Misa was.

This adaptation really spun things around for Misa’s character, as it conveyed Mia as intelligent, and only looking out for herself. I suppose this is only considered a fault if you prefer the original Misa.

Furthermore, the relationship between Light and Mia is also in stark contrast to Light and Misa. Netflix Light appears to be genuinely in love with Mia, and it actually seems that he is more interested in her than what she is with him, as we can assume she is only in it for the Death Note. Anime Light has zero romantic attraction to Misa, and only kept her safe as he was under threat from Rem. If it wasn’t for that, Light would’ve disposed of Misa in a heartbeat in order to make matters less problematic for himself. And yes, whilst we can say “but Netflix Light wrote Mia’s name in the Death Note” I don’t believe that was his intention from the start. I think he genuinely loved Mia, but upon realising that she was going behind his back and eventually holding his life against him, he had to fight back.

Another cringe detail on Mia and Lights relationship is how edgy and quirky they are. Their relationship is portrayed as slightly darker than anime Light and Misa. For example, they “make out” whilst writing names in the notebook. Honestly, how twisted does one have to be to get in the mood whilst killing people? In addition to their edge & quirk, Netflix Light has a “normal people scare me” picture in his locker, next to a picture of the two of them, Light and Mia. C'mon guys, only the edgiest of teens own American Horror Story merchandise. Having said that, I do see a slight resemblance between Netflix Light and Mia to Evan Peters and Emma Roberts… Oh, not to mention their edgy homecoming pictures. Choking? Very edgy indeed.

Now onto L:

Whilst my thoughts on L may be bias, as he is my favourite character in the anime and the movie, I am able to acknowledge his faults. Let’s start with his irrationality. For the beginning of the movie, Netflix L appeared to walk in similar footsteps to that of anime L, with some minor changes such as the way in which he addressed Kira during a press release, and confronted Light in a cafe of sorts. However, the calm and collected demeanour suddenly shifts after Watari’s disappearance, when L begins to panic. Instead of taking a rational approach, as anime L would, Netflix L decides to let his emotions get the better of him, and carries out a series of irrational behaviours: starting with almost assaulting Light at his house, before being stopped by a poorly portrayed Soichiro Yagami (but more on that later), then onto stealing a police car and, whilst being armed with a gun, recklessly chases after Light, and then attempts to shoot him. As we have witnessed in the anime, L isn’t keen on moving around much, so this adaptation was probably a bit too quick and fast to suit anime L. Another mistake Netflix L makes is announcing to a bystander that he is a detective and Light is Kira, and that’s why he’s pointing a gun at him. Of course, L is ultimately struck down by this bystander, allowing Light to escape. What was disappointing about this was that anime L would’ve known that virtually anyone could be a Kira supporter, and would’ve done anything to protect who they thought was Kira, so the real rational minded L wouldn’t have made that announcement. To be fair, the real rational minded L wouldn’t have been having a physical showdown with Kira in the back alley of a restaurant in the first place.

My final kick at Netflix L is that he’s a bit of a crybaby, very much unlike anime L. Throughout the movie, Netflix L is shown to be very passionate about justice and all that business, but he seems a little /too/ passionate. He is even seen to be crying at the end of the movie, which we know is very uncommon for the original L. This can be perceived to make L look weak, and sort of as though he’s lost the “war”.

In conclusion to Netflix L, this adaptation managed to maintain his quirks and mannerisms, however I do believe that he was made to be more emotional, which I guess is a good thing as we get to see that he is a real human.

Ok so here’s a lil list of various other flaws that aren’t necessarily worth making a big rant about:

.Watari’s name is Watari, and not an alias. This made it easy for Light (well technically Mia) to kill him.

.Wammy’s house has a different name, and it’s also dead. The orphanage has been abandoned and it just looks sad.

.The guy who played the guy who’s supposed to be Soichiro Yagami (cba learning the names) was not the best at all. His performance was so dry and pretty much annoying. The real daddy yagami wouldn’t stand for this.

.There is no Mello, Near, Matt, or any of the task force.

.Lights mum is dead and there isn’t a little sister who can’t do quadratic equations.

.Everything seems to move a bit too fast in the film, so I think that if you weren’t familiar with Death Note, then you’d probably be confused as to what’s happening.

.Ryuk isn’t that thing in the corner that laughs maniacally and makes the odd quip. Instead, he’s quite keen on making Light give up the Death Note, as he can see the trouble it’s causing. Anime Ryuk is preferable as he thrived off the chaos, which made his character more appealing.

There are most likely many more but I feel like I’ve dug deep enough.

I have to admit, the soundtrack for the Netflix adaptation was actually really good

The Vanilla Chronicles: Kim Seokjin

Prompt: Can I request a Jin smut where you and bts are talking about y'all’s sex life and they ask you hows yours and Jin’s and you say its vanilla and so Jin gets mad and later on goes rough on you to show he’s not vanilla. Thanks and love you.

Pairing: Jin x Reader

Word Count: 2.4k

Warning: Dom!Jin, overstimulation, Oppa!Kink

**This story actually has a plotline *wow*
**Once again all constructive feedback is welcomed
**BTS smut/fluff/angst requests are open!

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anonymous asked:

2p's daughter brought her boyfriend to dinner, everything was going on fine, until their daughter said "daddy can you pass the salt?" when he reaches to salt to give it to her, her boyfriend reaches to the salt too at the same moment. There is dead silence. How would they react?

2P! Italy:
- “give me one good reason why he shouldn’t end up like your exes”
-“what happened to your exes?” “dAD’S JUST MESSING AROUND”
- permanent glare at his daughter’s boyfriend
- he’ll deal with him some other day

2P! Germany:
- mcfreaking loses it
- “sAFE SEX, KIDDOS”
- gets smacked by his daughter
- he’s pretty chill as long as they’re safe fucking

2P! Japan:
- “I am giving you ten seconds to leave this house”
- it’s only okay is h e ’ s doing it (which is complete bullshit, kuro)
- just give him a few days and he’ll be chill kinda

2P! Romano:
- cHOKES
- “BAMBINA, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS”
- overreacts™
- interrogates them
- will definitely tell the boyfriend’s parents about this

2P! Prussia:
- continues to pick up the salt
- but he’s staring intensely at the boyfriend and disappointedly at his daughter
- “we’ll talk about this later” he mouths to his daughter
- proceeds dinner as planned

2P! Austria:
- “I see how this is”
- embarrasses the frick out of them
- gives them tips n’ tricks
- gets yelled at by his daughter

2P! America:
- mentally having a fit
- “use a goddamned condom, aight?”
- gives a smug look at his daughter
- gets food flung at him
- war breaks out

2P! England:
- “gee golly, sweetie, I think you’ve misheard it”
- he didn’t want to make this situation even more awkward
- so he just let it slide
- f o r n o w

2P! Canada:
- bREAKS SALT SHAKER
- “dAD, YOU’RE BLEEDING” “I WON’T BE THE ONLY ONE BLEEDING AFTER THIS”
- well he’s pretty pissed

2P! France:
- “…if that’s what you’re into then I won’t judge”
- lowkey judging
- he’s literally staring the the boyfriend the entire time
- awkward silence throughout the dinner

2P! Russia:
- “Your boyfriend and I need to have a talk”
- also pretty pissed
- but he’ll handle it like an Adult™
- like Ion isn’t intimidating enough

2P! China:
- “I don’t want any grandchildren yet, for shits sake”
- sAFE SEX, KIDDOS
- he’ll joke about it lmao
- “if ya need any condoms, they’re in the drawer” “dAD”

2P! South Korea:
- “Jesus christ, (daughter’s name), I didn’t raise you like this” “dAD” “Are you referring to me or him?”
- jokingly threatens the boyfriend
- but he took seriously lmao

reading Seventeen's minds
  • Seungcheol: JEONGHAN omg he touched me he's so warm and I love his hair and I just
  • Jeonghan: omfg Coups needa chill I ain't about that life.. imma flip my hair so he'll get more frustrated
  • Joshua: o lord Jesus please let Seventeen do well at our next show.. and maybe give me some more time to speak in English because I kill that shit fam
  • Jun: mUST. AVOID. LOGOS.
  • Hoshi: imma squish squish, make them bitches swoon, then gaze seductively and indirectly impregnate millions
  • Wonwoo: I have no inspiration for these lyrics... well Mingyu is pretty cool, in a heterosexual, platonic way wOW IS IT HOT IN HERE?
  • Woozi: I fucking hate all of these people why am I here
  • DK: *birds chirping and beautiful music playing*
  • Mingyu: wow who is that? he's so handsome.. oh it's a mirror lmao hEY mirror-gyu ur lookin good 2day
  • The8: I don't understand any of what they're saying... just smile and nod, that shit always works
  • Seungkwan: is now an appropriate time to burst out into song? no? okay 1 2 3 gO
  • Vernon: *crickets*... did I load my macs before we left the dorm?
  • Dino: IN A FEW YEARS I WILL BE THE VISUAL FUCK ALL OF Y- oh hyung is coming gtg attack him with hugs

iamonlyatiger  asked:

I wanna hear about the confession! It sounds like a cute story!!

ALRIGHT THEN HERE I GO FROM THE VERY BEGINNING BUT IT’LL BE LONG SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT

Let‘s go back in time, about 3 years ago, where I joined a new group of friends
I don’t wanna name anyone and since I like distributing an animal to my close friends, let’s call them this

Pinguin <- pretty pale, used to look like he’s never gotten any warmth on his skin ever, the soon to be significant otter (at that time)
Frog <- always jumping around, annoying but tolerable, Pinguin’s best friend
Hamster <- my friend, cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, independent and badass as heck
Panda <- actually a unsocial turd who spent most time eating and doing weird but lovable shit, the victim, me

there were actually two more dudes in the group (Koala & Fisch), but they don’t really contributed much to this weird love story HAHA

Anyway, like I said, I joined this group with Hamster when we changed schools together.
I’ve pretty much only talked to Koala in the beginning, bc we used to go to the same elementary school, and I felt like the other douches weren’t much amused by the “newbies”. With time, Frog started to warm up to me and we were soon good friends. But Fish and Pinguin were always pretty quiet and barely said a thing to me. (Fish was kind of worse he only nodded, but never answered when I asked sth lol).
So a year passed with me hardly knowing anything about Pinguin.
In the next year, we got some classes where we were sitting pretty close together and we gradually came on better terms. But it was all just friendly chit chat and nothing more, except some group projects n’ other school stuff we worked together for.
But there were already rumors amongst the others, saying that we were “so into eachother” n’ shit and I was like YEAH RIGHT I WOULDN’T DATE THAT IMMATURE MIDGET and Pinguin would be like shUT UP (btw he was about 6″ at that time and I was like 5,3″ LMAO)
Even though I was only a year older than him, I definitely felt more mature (although I kept doing shit, like doodling piles and piles of poop with arms and legs everywhere while calling them Mr/Mrs Plop- do not judge me ok)

I honestly don’t know what the FRICK happened then (maybe puberty hit late), but there was a year where we HATED each other and I literally wanted to stab him every day I saw him bc he’s been so pissy and rude towards me. ANd I’m sure he wished nothing more than to throw me off the building sometimes.
And of course, since I am the older one, I made the wise decision to annoy him even more. (looking back at it i still think that I was a dumb thing to do but it was hella funny ok)

Even the others where like YOOOOOO WTF CHILL U 2 and we both just continued fighting day after day lol

After this pretty everyone stopped making comments about our “love”, even after we both calmed down again and acted as if it never even happened HAHA

AND SUDDENLY PINGUIN STARTED TO BEHAVE REALLY DIFFERENT TOWARDS ME. He kept asking me to meet up with him and was rlly persistent about it. The abrupt change was kind of awkward af for me bc all we talked about before, was star wars, school and more star wars. XD So I always kind of avoided it and dodged his questions. I kind of assumed that he wanted me to be like his best friend so I was really confused and insecure lmao.
That went on for quite a time, and I started to grumble about it almost every day.
In April I got the possibility to enter an 1 week exchange programm to france, bc someone else bailed out and I joined. But guess who was also already taking part?
Frog and friggin’ Pinguin.
So of course i started to worry, that it could get awkward between us but in the end went the drive pretty well since another friend asked me to sit by her (faaaar away from Frog and Pinguin lol).
On the 3rd or 4th day my mind was almost bursting so I couldn’t hold back and asked for the favor, if Frog couldn’t ask Pinguin if he actually had something for me when they are alone, bc i was way too scared to do it.
Little did i know that Frog actually CANNOT KEEP A SINGLE SECRET TO HIMSELF. So he RAN to PINGUIN and YELLED REALLY LOUD the question if he has a crush on Panda aka me.

He got startled, looked at me, then back at Frog and said No.

I got really angry, embarrassed, ashamed and sad at the same time.
Maybe because Frog did that, or maybe because of sth else..
We stopped talking much after that, and he started always being with another girl from the other school.
As if that wasn’t the worst, on our drive home, I had to sit next to him bc everyone started switching seats. so ofc I was like -_____________-
I swore to myself not to sleep but after 3h or so I started to nod off. I kind of woke up and found myself leaning my head against Pinguin’s shoulder and his head on top. I was like !!!!! and wanted to get up quick but he put a jacket over us both and he TOOK MY HAND UNDER THE JACKET.
Now I was like ?????????? bOI. So I couldn’t bring myself to say anything nor get away from him. I had to admit, even if I didn’t want to, that I liked his warmth. So we stayed the whole 10h drive like that, basically cuddling.
(I got kind of embarrassed writing this part omg)

After this trip we never mentioned it again and went back to our old antics.
But I have never stopped thinking about it, no it just made me think even more and harder.

Winter, in the following year, Hamster started to get more aggressive, pushing me to ask me about all this stuff that happened. (she knew ofc lol)
I always rejected this bc HOW WAS I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO IT.
In the end I gave in when she said, she would beat my whiny ass, and finally chose a day where we could meet up and “TALK”.
It was on a November day, and we met up at a bus stop, where he picked me up. (He was at his dad’s place and I was unfamiliar with the village)
He was being very cute, showing me his room, where he spent most of his childhood, and pictures of him. I couldn’t concentrate though. Ofc he asked me then what exactly I wanted to talk about.

I was SO ANXIOUS, I BARELY got any words out until I forced myself to ask, while throwing his pillows around x’D: SO UM- PLEASE ANSWER TRUTHFULLY. DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE A THING FOR ME?! (yes I legit asked like this lmfao).

He looked at me like this (☉_☉)

And I was like ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

then he answered WELL- and started talking about how he used to be in love with me but it has gotten “less” with the time.
I got kind of disappointed when he said that.
But we discussed about other things openly by then, and cleared everything up.I still asked him if he intended to enter a relationship with me. And he thought a bit and said: Maybe. But now’s not the time.
Sooo no one actually really confessed but I think we both knew that this was the first stone set for our future together. We talked longer than I expected and he also said a lot of cute shit which made me hella shy and blablabla, I was a emotioal mess (*/ω\*)

We started having dates for a while, and after we finished watching a movie at my place, it went:

“Can I ask you sth?”

“Ya sure, what’s up.”
 
“Err if I kissed you now…would you kiss me back?”
(HE LEGIT ASKED LIKE THIS)

Inside I was like ASDGGJLSIJIUDHIUHWUHIFIUFH)O but outside I was, again, like: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) umm-

SO HE DID IT AND WE TOTALLY MADE OUT I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OMFG

/realizes how much I already wrote

oh gosh and w-well we kind of continued doing this for a month after he asked me out officially in december.
Also, he admitted that he was lying about loving me “less” at that time, bc he was anxious. He even said that he has been in love with me for more than 2 YEARS and I went W H A T but anyway, that’s how the Panda ended up with the annoying Pinguin.

And they all lived happily even after.

THE END



(also I realized soon after that he is not immature at all and has his life more together than I do btw /cries).

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Am I the only one who thinks about this stuff when I see different TCC icons ? Like blogs with…

Jeff icon are mostly pretty chill, nice, here for the psychology and mature.

Ted icon got something to hide, pretty suspicious, still not sure about them, most interesting though, strong personalities.

Richard icon are gonna bang the next meth head with good cheekbones who walks past, spend their nights trying to summon Richard with ouija board, no chill but don’t share a lot about themselves.

Dylann icon are mostly pretty nice, really chill, have their own Dylann tumblr circles, don’t share much.

TJ icon: no.

Eric icon have strong opinions, like to debate and argue, hella serious.

Dylan icon are depressed and sad, nice though, just want to be hugged.

anonymous asked:

"Where's my bow and arrows?" "She did it." "He did it."

You laughed with Peter as you ran throughout the base. “He’s so gonna kill us!” Peter shrieked.

“Nah,” You shrugged, “It’s Clint, he’s usually pretty chill.”

“I hope you’re right.”

“Am I ever wrong?” You smirked, then saw the disbelief in Peter’s face. “Hold on, don’t answer that,” You held your finger up to stop him from talking.

Peter laughed, “Yeah, like the time you thought it would be a good idea to put a pig in Natasha’s clo-”

“We aren’t talking about it!” You crossed your arms.

Peter rolled his eyes and you both giggled, stopping as soon as Clint walked around the corner with his hands on his hips. “Hey, kiddos, where’s my bow and arrows?”

Peter’s and your eyes widened, showing that both of you knew what had happened to them. Immediately, both of you pointed to the other.

“HE DID IT!”

“SHE DID IT!”

Sisters of Silence Kharon Pattern Asquistior. 

This thing is so fucking creepy looking. The fact that the ‘Iron Maiden’ style hatches along the side are for stuffing captured psykers into makes me all kinds of tingly.

I swear the Null Maidens give me more chills then even the inquisition does. I am about two inches away from starting an army of these girls. 

I have been in love with them ever since the art work from the old “Visions of” books (for those who don’t know about that, the Visions art books where pretty much the only window we used to have into the 30k universe, and man it was terrifying).

anonymous asked:

Can i ask about ur age pretty poteto >< ? I guess u r 2x yo lolol?? Cuz ur comics (except all the sinful doujin lol (but i still like them of course yeah-)) is really touched and show ur deeply point of view i love it so much~

I’m 27 this years jesus why am I so old got no chill in my bone I’m a old potato 

Yesterday I visited a house and the owner asked me if which university I attended to … I felt really flattered because I graduated 5 years ago ha ha ha 

Am I the only one who likes both Sakura and Hinata anymore?

Well, I guess World War Naruto 3,947,862 has started up, and this time it’s Sakura vs Hinata!

Which bums me out because I like both of them, and they both are pretty chill with each other too…

I’ll start off by saying that, yeah, if I was being hung over a cliff by an evil villain and he told to pick one or else he would drop me to my death, I would choose Sakura. But I still love Hinata oodles. And I don’t enjoy yelling about which one is better than the other. I have better things to do with my time, like daydreaming about marrying Kakashi.

I think this weird battle to the death among us all began because some people claimed that Hinata is more of a heroine than Sakura. I don’t think that’s true at all, as Sakura has been stated to be the (main) heroine and is a main character, but why do we need to drag Hinata under the bus to prove that point?

Hinata is a support character, and one which many idolize and admire. Does it annoy me when people claim she’s a bigger character than Sakura? Yes, but I don’t call Hinata names and treat her like fucking trash to make Sakura look good. EXTREME HINATA BASHING MAKES SAKURA AND HER FANS LOOK BAD. Just like how Hinata extremists make themselves look bad going through crazy ass hoops to try to somehow explain why Sakura isn’t a main character. BOTH EXTREMES SUCK. They just further make the Naruto fandom a giant blood bath where you’re lucky to get out alive.

I admire both girls for their different and unique abilities, strengths, and personalities.

But now I feel like I am being tugged like a rope in tug-o-war!

SO I’M GONNA MAKE A PRETTY LIST OF ALL MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS TOWARDS THE TWO TO SPREAD SOME POSITIVENESS AROUND.

What I admire about my lovely badass Sakura:

I admire Sakura for her ability to wear her emotions on her sleeve:

Her strong will:

The courage and dedication it took for her to to become strong enough to fight along side the ones she loved (Sasuke and Naruto) despite not being born into a well known ninja clan or family:

Her loyalty to her friends:

Her pure selflessness:

And her ability to love so selflessly and unconditionally:

What I love about my sweet and innocent Hinata:

Although she was so close to giving up absolutely everything, as many of us have been, she was able to pick herself up:

She was able to find the courage to finally confess her love to the boy she admired since childhood:

And while Sakura was able to confess to her love much more easily than Hinata, she had not been as beaten down in life beforehand as Hinata had been by her clan and father. In fact, Hinata being able to overcome her father’s lack of support and neglect is something else I admire Hinata for:

Her ongoing battle with her low self esteem is very relate-able to many of us:

Hinata’s warm heart:

Having a big heart is something I admire about both Sakura and Hinata, as I already mentioned. Hinata was loathed by Neji as children, but she still affectionately called him her brother, and so desperately wanted his acceptance and friendship. (She just did not have the tools to go about this properly until Naruto came along. Support character problems, am I right?)

Honestly, I think a lot of Hinata’s flaws and fears came from her poor upbringing, which many people (myself included) relate to so much. That’s why so many people are ready to defend her until the end. We hate seeing someone who has already been so beaten down continued to be thrown down farther.

As for Sakura, she was able to go beyond what it took to gain her tremendous strength, which is SO admirable and relate-able, which is why many of us are ready to fight to the death to the Sakura haters who REFUSE to acknowledge the power of hard work, or call her useless because she didn’t have the help of a clan trait or demon fox inside her.

Can’t we just enjoy being able to watch both women grow individually? No? I’m stupid and you hate me? Okay.

Thanks for reading my ramblings. I love both of them, and yelling at me about it won’t change it. <3

aughisky  asked:

Hey! I absolutely love your writing, and I thought of a prompt that feels perfect for Stucky--Steve and Bucky are on a Work Retreat with Work Friends and after a few drinks end up back in one of their rooms, on the verge of hooking up. Only, just then Mutual Friend Sam knocks on the door, but (oh no!) neither Steve nor Bucky can remember what room they're in and so can't figure out who should respond. Maybe Sam knows? And is messing with them? TIA, you're fantastic <3

I decided to do Steve and Bucky as sober instead of tipsy because I just like to write consent to be very, very clear!

— —

Steve takes a seat next to Bucky at the bar. “This taken?” he asks.

“It is by your presumptive ass,” Bucky says. “You want a drink?”

“Ginger ale?” Steve asks.

“What me to ask ‘em for a shot of something? Some grenadine, perhaps?” Bucky asks, gesturing to his own Shirley Temple.

“That’s a little wild, Barnes. Not sure if I’m up to it,” Steve says.

“Aw, c’mon, live a little,” Bucky says. He gestures to the bartender. “Can I get my buddy a Shirley Temple? Extra cherries, and put it on my tab,” he says.

The bartender nods and gets to work.

“How’s everyone doing?” Steve asks.

“Sam’s fine, Maria is gettin’ into an argument with Dum Dum, but that’s par for the course. You wanna know how I’m doin’?” Bucky asks, wagging his brows a few times.

Steve rolls his eyes. “Doesn’t take a genius to see that you’re fine,” he says.

Bucky raises his eyebrows. “So you think I’m fine?” he asks.

The bartender sets Steve’s drink down in front of him. “I, I didn’t say that!” Steve stutters out. The bartender snorts and Steve shoots her a look, but thanks her anyway because Sarah Rogers raised a son with manners.

“Anyhow, what’s on the agenda for tonight?” Bucky asks. “Got another executive session planned?”

Steve sighs. “As a matter of fact, I do not,” he says, taking a sip of his Shirley Temple.

Bucky hums in agreement, and surveys the bar. “Seems like a chill night,” he says.

“Sure does. Think everyone needs some rest after the awesome team building exercises we did today.”

Bucky looks over at Steve through the corner of his eye. “You’re jokin’, right?” he asks.

Steve grins. “‘Course I am,” he says.

Bucky laughs. “Jeez, the sober corner got a lot more fun when you joined the firm.”

“Did it?” Steve asks.

He nods. “Yeah, it did.”

Steve had been worried about the vibe at the new firm when he first got here. His last job was… pretty booze-heavy, and the fact of the matter is that Steve doesn’t like to drink. Never has, never will. It took all of ten minutes to find Bucky sitting at the corner of the bar with a Shirley Temple — his usual poison — and great conversation. Bucky’s been sober since he was eighteen for reasons that he doesn’t talk about, and the two started hanging out during office retreats. Then they started hanging out at the office. Now, Steve just wishes they could take their hang-outs to the next level.

“Hey,” Bucky says. “If I ask you to come hang out in my room do you gotta fill out some paperwork?”

“What?” Steve asks.

“Let’s ditch this place and go hang out in my room,” Bucky says.

Steve’s heart starts pounding and he throws back his drink in a few gulps. “Let’s go,” he says.

“Was that some weird macho shit?” Bucky asks.

Steve rolls his eyes. “I just didn’t want to waste your money.”

Bucky leans in. “Steve, buddy,” he says, voice going low. “It’s on the company’s dime.”

— —

The walk to Bucky’s room is pretty short and Steve spends it with his hands in his pockets, heart beating fast in his chest. Bucky unlocks the door and opens it for Steve. “After you,” he says.

Steve walks into the room. It looks the same as his generic hotel room, but knowing that Bucky’s spent the past few nights in here sends a little thrill up Steve’s spine.

“Sorry,” Bucky says. “Was kinda goin’ nuts out there. By the end of these retreats I just get a little sick of everyone.”

“Did you want to be alone?” Steve asks, managing to keep the disappointment out of his voice.

“No, I wanna hang out with you,” Bucky says. “Unless you wanna go,” he says, futzing with something on the table and not looking at Steve.

“I want to be where you are,” Steve says, maybe a little too honest.

But then Bucky looks up at him with a smile. “Yeah?” he asks.

“You may not have noticed, but I really like you,” Steve says.

“You’re gonna have to be more clear than that,” Bucky says. “Don’t think HR will take ‘really like you’ as an official relationship designation.”

“How about, I’ve been wanting you to ask me out since we met?” Steve says, standing straight and hoping for the best.

“So, boyfriend?” Bucky asks.

“That’s a little presumptuous, but sure,” Steve says. “Boyfriend works.”

“Boyfriend,” Bucky says, moving across the room, closer to Steve. “Hi boyfriend,” he says, coming so close that he’s almost flush against Steve’s chest.

“Hi,” Steve says, leaning down and wrapping an arm around Bucky’s back. “Why don’t we…” he says, pressing his lips to Bucky’s.

Their kiss is amazing and slow and the sexiest thing that’s ever happened to Steve.

And it’s cut off too soon by a knock at the door.

Fuck,” Bucky says.

“Don’t answer it,” Steve says.

BUCKY,” says a loud voice on the other side of the door.

“Sam,” they say in unison.

Bucky sighs and detaches himself from Steve. Steve frowns, but doesn’t complain when he does.

Bucky walks over to the door and opens it up, part of the way, not enough to let Sam see Steve. “Hey man,” he says. “What’s up?”

“We need a ride to Taco Bell, wanna soak up some of this poison. You game?”

“Oh, uh, I’m a little busy right now.”

“Don’t be like that, Bucky. Take us to Taco Bell!”

And that’s when Steve walks up behind Bucky. “Take an Uber,” he says, then gently pulls Bucky out the way and closes the door.

He can hear Sam whoop as he and Bucky kiss again, this time for real.