Thank you so much for 100 followers! I never thought this ask blog would get so many! In honor of that, I’m sharing half my headcanons for these characters, currently just deh, but I plant to do a bmc one really soon! So here you all are !! Thank you so so much!
Okay so maybe I lied a bit in the last post but now I’ll post them!
Tiffany- “Tiffany is a college student who’s looking for a way to start paying off her student loans, but can’t seem to find a decent part time gig.”
Aiko- “Aiko is looking for a way to fill her days after recently being fired from her job as a university professor for sexual misconduct with her students.”
Kyanna- “Kyanna is a fitness buff who’s looking for a fun way to provide for her family that ideally makes a lot more money than hairdressing.”
Audrey- “Audrey started messing with hard drugs after having her heart broken by her last boyfriend and now she needs a way to feed her awesome coke habit.”
Lola- “Lola is a flight attendant who is sick of dealing with annoying passengers and is thinking it just might be time for a career change.”
Nikki- “Nikki is a shy need girl who started out streaming video games but quickly realized how much more money she could make by showing the goods”
Jessie- “Jessie is a porn star who’s looking for other opportunities in the industry now that her age is starting to show and she doesn’t get as many film offers.”
Beli- “Beli was a conservative yoga instructor until recently when she discovered her true sexual nature and frankly, she’s kind of a freak.”
Nora- “Nora is a badass birch who grew up on the streets slingin’ rock to get by. She’s out of the game now but the rent isn’t gonna pay itself”
Lillian- “Lillian is a gothed-out brat who hangs out at the mall and does pretty much anything her parents disapprove of just to piss them off.”
Candace-“Candace is kind of an airhead who just goes along with whatever people say. She’s a professional stripper with big fake tits. Deep.”
Renee- “Renee escaped her hometown and moved out west to fulfill her dream of becoming an actress. She’s working her way up; you gotta start somewhere”
Sarah-“Sarah is an unbearable weeaboo who thinks she’s Japanese and calls herself "Suki”. She’s the worst. But she’s still kinda hot in that weird way"
Nadia- “Nadia is a self described Russian sex goddess who used to provide sadistic and domineering escorting services to wealthy European men”
Brooke- “Brooke is a wife, mother, and business woman who seeks out attention online from young men because her boring husband leaves her drier than a desert.”
Lailani- “Lailani moved from the pacific to get away from her strict family and live by her rules. She acts shy but she knows what she’s doing.”
Zoey- “Zoey is an insufferable millennial who tries a little too hard to be unique. She sexually identifies as a cybernetic android”
Marlena- “Marlena is a Brazilian bombshell who basically coasts through life on her bang in’ good looks. She’s very confident and extremely narcissistic”
she’s a 1 year red heeler puppy who lives in our house but does not pay rent!
she sits on the couch when she KNOWS she’s not supposed to and this morning she woke me up at 8:30 in the morning on memorial day when I don’t have to work by wagging her tail against my bedroom door because she’s figured out it makes a “knocking” sound and any humans inside the room she wants to go in will respond by opening the door
but it’s just her!! not a parent or a visitor, just a moocher little puppy who wanted to show me her Mr. Monkey toy
if you too have been victimized by a puppy in your household, pls reblog I’m starting a court case to sue for emotional damages
hey!! im tryna get into the nwhl and i was told you would be a good person to come to just to ask about your fav teams and players just to tell me some basic stuff about them?
If you’re completely new to the league i’d recommend reading THIS & THISit has basic facts on how to follow the league + links to all the NWHL twitters which you in my opinion must follow to follow the league & they give insight on the players & the teams ! + They’re really cute and have a bunch of interactions.
OK this turned into more of a me talking about some of my faves on every team + some basic info about the teams! And since I have a lot of strong feelings about this league this post is kinda long so I’m putting facts about my fave players on the 4 NWHL teams under the cut!