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anonymous asked:

Opinion on Parker?

the bitsy spider is like… a mildly terrifying combo of steve and tony. he has all of steve’s moral uprightness and willingness to do what he believes is right, regardless of consequences, and all of tony’s i-will-do-science-and-thereby-solve-my-problems method of dealing with life. he’s good people though, despite an unfortunate tendency to eat pizza while sitting on the ceiling and drip hot cheese into my hair. not cool, peterbird.

what makes him kinda terrifying is that he physically looks like steve did pre-superjuice, plus a few inches and a few pounds, but he’s crazy strong. the only avengers who can beat him in sheer strength are hulk and thor. and neither of them really have a calculable upper limit on their strength, so.

but being able to kick both stevie and i across the room doesnt stop him from looking like he needs to be bundled in blankets and tucked in a corner where nobody can bully him. lemmie tell you, it plays merry hell on my nerves when somebody throws a bus at him and he catches it and throws it back

anonymous asked:

steve rogers?? trans. the super serum is just rlly good testosterone. need me some of that

steve rogers is the trans icon tbh. got his T shot one (1) time and was set for life and then immediately began punching nazis. deadass hadn’t been on T for more than 30 minutes. trans excellence i tell ya.

Sundays with Spideypool #10

SUNDAYS WITH SPIDEYPOOL MASTERLIST HERE

For @bi-llytheplatypus who requested Deadpool comforting lonely Peter.

(This takes place after The Amazing Spiderman Two– lets assume Gwen didn’t actually die and that she got on the plane and left for Oxford)

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Peter didn’t know how long he had been sitting on the rooftop staring out into the distance, but it was getting cold and he should probably be on patrol, or at the very least inside where he wouldn’t die of hypothermia.

But he couldn’t seem to make himself move, even hours after the plane had taken off from the airport and set off for England, carrying the girl he loved and quite possibly his entire world away from him towards a better life.

A better life that didn’t involve Spiderman.

Peter couldn’t blame her. Wanted to hate her but definitely couldn’t do that. Wanted to scream out loud at how awful it all was, wanted to tear buildings down in his grief, wanting to wrap his arms around her and beg her to stay, but he had already told her to go.

So here he sat. Freezing and alone and too numb clear to his soul to care about it.

“Kid, what the fuck are you doing out here?”  A deep voice, familiar and not in an all together unwelcome way, and Deadpool plopped down next to him. “It’s like three am, do your parents know where you are?”

Peter smiled a little, because he had forgotten he wasn’t wearing his suit, and all Wade saw was some college kid way too high on a building at a sketchy time of night wearing a t shirt and staring at the airport.

“Hey, Pool.” Peter kept his voice quiet, but let it stay at it’s usual pitch, not lowering it like he did when he was behind the mask. “Shouldn’t you be out fighting with Spider-man or something?”

“Spandex-man can wait. Seriously what are you doing out here so late? This isn’t safe.” Deadpool shook his head. “This might be terrible for my reputation as a total bad ass, but let me walk you home cuz a pretty thing like you is gonna get mugged or kidnapped or just fall right the fuck off this building and die which would be a damn shame. Honestly kid, what are you doing up here?”

“My girlfriend just left. Her name is Gwen and she left me and I– I don’t know what to do.” Peter whispered, and he hated so much that tears came to his eyes, but it was all still so raw and at least when he was Spidey, Deadpool was one of his closest friends and having him so close was wreaking havoc on his emotional stability. “She just got on a plane and left and needed a life without me and I didn’t want to stop her. Well I did, but I couldn’t. She deserves more than what I can give her and now she’s gone and–” tears for real then, and Peter drew his knees up to his chest and dropped his head into them to try and hide.

“Hey. Hey come on.” Wade slung a big arm around his shoulders and tugged him close. “Don’t be freaked out, I’m just trying to be nice. Come here.”

Peter probably should have pulled away, because that’s what a normal kid would have done if a mercenary with katanas strapped to his back and a mask on tried to hold him– but Peter wasn’t a normal kid, and Wade had held Spidey more than once and stitched him back together, so this wasn’t all that different, was it?

So he leaned into Wade’s chest and wrapped his arms around his waist and cried until he just couldn’t anymore, and Wade held him the entire time, petting at his hair and cuddling him closer and closer until Peter was practically sitting on his lap but neither one of them made any effort to move away, so Peter just cried some more.

“Look, I’m real sorry about your girl.” Wade finally said when Peter’s sobs had turned into hiccups. “But you’re young, you know? And obviously you know it’s for the best that she leaves, which tells me that you honestly love her, because that’s what it’s about, you know? Making sure that she has what she wants, and the things that will make her life better, and if you don’t make her life better then—-” a shrug, and Peter nodded in agreement.

“But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Don’t mean that you aren’t thinking about throwing yourself off this building cuz sometimes when it hurts this much that seems like the only way out, but it’s not. I promise. You gotta stand up and keep right on going, and I’m not saying it’s gonna stop hurting because let me tell ya, when my girl left me I thought I wouldn’t get past it, and it didn’t seem like life was even worth it, but it was and eventually I could see that.”

“I still sorta startle when I see someone who looks like her, or I hear a song and am a goddamn mess, and some days I want to stay home and eat all my sad away, so that’s what I do. No one says you gotta cope all at once, but you do have to cope. Alright?”

“Yeah.” Peter scrubbed at his face and leaned away. “Yeah. Thanks.”

“And baby boy.” Peter’s eyes widened at the nickname, and widened even more when Wade reached out and cupped his jaw. “Next time you need to just fucking cry because life sucks, why don’t you just call me and I’ll come over? You don’t gotta make me hunt all over the goddamn city for you huh?”

“What– you know it–”

“You called me Pool.” Wade tucked him close again. “And the only person in the world who does that wears Spandex and flings webs. Also you came right to me when I grabbed you and who does that? Honestly Spidey? What college kid trusts a man in a mask to hold him on a rooftop. You could at least try to act like you don’t know me.”

“Oh.” Peter probably should have been upset but he wasn’t, he just burrowed closer. “I left snot on your suit.”

“You’re disgusting.” Wade said calmly, running a hand down his back. “I’m real sorry about Gwen, Spidey. I didn’t even know you had a girlfriend, but it does make sense now why you have turned down all my attempts to get at that booty.”

“Wade.” Peter complained but he grinned and Wade hugged him briefly before standing to his feet and dumping Peter off his lap unceremoniously.

“Now. You still got a city to save, right? Spandex up and let’s get going. I’m not saying you have to cope with all this right now, but we’ve had a nice girly moment and now you need to remember that the world is still turning.”

“Thanks Wade.” Peter nodded. “I um– thank you.”

“I got your back, Spidey.” Wade winked– or his mask did, which would never cease to creep Peter out– and turned around, hiding his face. “I won’t look. Strip down and suit up and lets go.”  

Peter hugged Wade one more time after he had his mask on, and Wade held him tight for just a minute before shoving him away, muttering something about his reputation and chick flick moments and ridiculous children wearing masks and how far the airport was from his house. ‘

Peter sent one last look at the airport, and headed out on patrol.

The world was going to keep turning. 

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Okay guys I apologize in advance for this long post. If you read any part of it, thank you so much! I’m not sharing this to brag in any way at all. I won a Spidey contest and it was one of the most exciting things that has ever happened to me and I really wanted to share with you guys <3

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anonymous asked:

Do you like Marvel or just spoodermans?

I…. DO like marvel and I always have. 

But I’m not gunna lie, spider-man is kinda his own thing for me and I just really like him a whole lot.
Doesn’t matter what company he is with or what actor plays him he will always be my favourite super hero. 

Originally posted by compressed-fury

Superman was the next big favourite for me, followed by hulk and iron man.

But yE A H i think it’s safe to say I probably wouldn’t be posting about marvel/superheroes at all if they didn’t introduce spidey into the universe. 

hes the bomb diggity 

paleesky  asked:

so sunshine... you've watched spiderman homecoming... you know what that meeeeaaans :))) VLD FAM WATCHING HOMECOMING. Who's the most excited? Who's fav superhero is spidey? Do they wear spidey shirts??? WHAT HAPPENS I GOTTA KNOW IF THEY RENT PUT THE WHOLE CINEMA TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. THANK YOU SUNSHIIIIIIINE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU <3333

mnemnems said: The Voltron Family going to see Spider Man?

[The Voltron Family] Keith was a huge fan of Spider-Man. When he found out that little Lance was a fan, he thought he would cry. When they found out about Homecoming, they cried. Keith had to prepare when they watch it in theaters. Shiro paid for all their Spidey shirt because obviously. One does not watch a Spidey movie without wearing a Spidey shirt. That would be ridiculous. They didn’t have matching ones, but they got to pick ones they’d like to wear.

“Can we get Spider-man snacks?” Lance tugged Keith’s shirt.

“Look who you’re talking to, kid,” Keith scoffed and ordered the movie tie-in drinks and popcorn.

The cashier guy in the popcorn stand looked at them and beamed. “Whole family a fan of Arachne boy?” 

“It’s Spider-Man!!” The three kids said in unison while giggling.

Keith turned his head towards his kids, then to Shiro and back to the cashier guy with a huge smile. “We’re very proud to have raised them spiderlings.”

When they sat on their seats, the kids immediately put on their 3D glasses even though trailers were just playing. No one was allowed to touch the popcorns until the movie started. When Peter Parker finally appeared on the screen, the children laughed so hard. Keith and Shiro had never seen the three of them enjoy that much at the very start of a movie. 

“He’s so funny!” Pidge laughed and squished her cheeks in delight.

“Someone’s got a crush,” Hunk teased, poking Pidge.

“I’ve got a crush on Peter!” Lance announced.

“And there’s nothing wrong with that, buddy,” Shiro smiled.

The theater was full of laughter and the number of times people gasped was ridiculous. Keith was enjoying it as much as Shiro and the kids did. He could see how focused the kids were—with minimal interruptions thank god—that they get mini heart attacks when something got thrown their way. 

“It’s Iron Man!!” Hunk pointed out loud and when he realized how loud he was, he looked around embarrassed as he covered his mouth. “I’m sorry.”

“Oh boy, Daddy Tony’s gonna scold him,” Shiro muttered as he ate his popcorn and Keith was so endeared.

There were parts that were just tearjerkers and one time Lance turned really quiet. Keith saw that the little boy was trying his best not to cry as he rubbed his eyes angrily. “No. No. No. Spider-Man. GET. UP. ”

Keith rubbed Lance’s back tenderly to comfort him. 

The whole theater exploded at the very last scene that the kids got up from their seats and kept on pointing at the screen. Keith looked at Shiro and they shared knowing looks. They stayed after for the end credits.

“That was awesome!!!” Lance jumped around. “BEST SPIDER-MAN EVER!!”

“I know!” Hunk agreed enthusiastically. “Remember that part when—”

“Okay but the funniest scene—” Pidge interrupted.

The kids continued talking to each other with so much energy that Shiro was able to pull Keith to his side. “So?”

“Oh god. Where do I start? It was everything I wanted and more,” Keith smiled so wide. “Tom Holland was just the perfect Peter Parker. And then—”

“CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN PLEASE?!!” The kids asked in chorus facing their daddies. “Pretty please?” They all battered their eyelashes just for added effect.

Keith turned at Shiro, copying the kids. “Can we watch it again, pretty please?”

Shiro just rolled their eyes fondly at his family. “I knew this would happen so I brought extra money just in case. But not after we take photos with the Spidey stand. It’s tradition!”

As the kids all ran towards the Spider-Man display outside the theaters, Keith grabbed Shiro’s hand and squeezed it. “Did you see how much they laughed and cried? I’ve never seen them this excited to the point they wanna rewatch right after watching it. They loved it as much as I did, Shiro.”

Shiro just smirked at Keith. “You are such a fanboy.”

“I was about to offer to pay for the tickets this time but never mind,” Keith let go of Shiro’s hand only to be pulled back again for a hug and a kiss on the cheek. 

His husband laughed, “I was just kidding!”

“Daddy Keith, can I get webshooters?!” Lance shouted from the standee.

“No,” Shiro answered at the same time Keith said “Yes.”

“AWESOME!!” Lance shouted with joy. 

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Summary: Peter Parker is your kind, loving boyfriend of 2 years, who also just happens to be the web slinger, Spider-Man. And even though you support what he’s doing, you can’t seem to escape the thought that Peter is getting lost in this new superhero world.

A/N: Sorry that it’s short again!! Hope you enjoy, and we’ll see if this shall be continued….(aka please let me know what you think!!!)

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skarchomp  asked:

Spectacular Spider-Man also had a really good, underrated take on the Rhino, where we see that despite being a brute he's actually smarter than you might think. Like, he's the only villain who realized that the dude taking all of Spider-Man's photos might be a way to get to Spidey

One of the really fun things for me in this rewatch was seeing how the villains subtly change with each encounter they have with Spider-Man.  In both Rhino and Sandman’s case, they have an evolving reaction to Spider-Man’s jokes - Rhino at first is just annoyed by them, then infuriated, and towards the end of the series he starts making his own (but they’re terrible and obvious).  Sandman, meanwhile, goes from annoyed, to “heh that’s kind of funny” to “ok that’s hilarious, here’s one of mine!”, treating Spidey’s humor as sort of a worthy opponent.

It’s really neat because at first these characters seem basically like the same archetype, but they evolve into very different people - and people who don’t remain constant.  It’s just cool.  Goddamn that was a good series.

Peter’s Sweater

• When you met, Peter used to wear his blue Midtown sweater all the time.

• He said it was the comfiest thing he owned.

• Guess that means his spidey-suit isn’t all that cozy.

• One night, he came over wearing it.

• It was frigid out.

• You opened the door to his sweet face, arms folded over his chest, shivering, nose a bright shade of red.

• Two little curls fell across his forehead.

• You opened your arms and he practically fell into them. His hands still clasped around himself.

• You kissed his cheek, and pulled him to the living room.

• You both collapsed onto the sofa.

• You scrolled through Netflix, debating what to watch.

• Settling on Jaws, you pulled a knitted blanket over the two of you.

• You commented on the color of Peter’s nose.

• He asked for a cuppa to warm up.

• He looked at you with puppy dog eyes, and pouted his lips.

• “Please?”

• You melted like a marshmallow in hot chocolate.

• He likes Earl grey.

• You like green.

• The movie starts.

• Halfway through, Peter is drifting off; his head in your lap.

• You’re absentmindedly twirling a lock of his hair around your finger.

• The movie ends and you wake him up softly.

• “Peter.” His eyelids flutter. “Sweetie, wake up.”

• A small smile pulls at the corner of his mouth.

• He sleepily looks up at you.

• “Hi.” He whispers, voice groggy.

• He sits up, stretching his arms out.

• He’s warmed up now, and between the heat of your apartment and the blanket, he’s too warm now.

• He grabs the neck of his sweater and pulls it off.

• His mussed hair is a Look™.

• He’s wearing a white crew neck t-shirt and jeans; also a Look™.

• He gets up and clears the mugs.

• “Are you hungry?” He calls from the kitchen.

• “I could go for some pizza.”

• “Sounds good to me.”

• He calls, orders a pepperoni with extra cheese.

• He falls back onto the couch.

• He puts his arms around you, and you lean back on his chest.

• He kisses the back of your head. Lips lingering, breathing in the scent of your shampoo.

• When the pizza arrives, he gets up to get it.

• While he’s gone, you swipe his sweater and pull it over your head.

• It’s soft and smells like aftershave and oranges.

• He brings you a slice of pizza on a plate, giving you a look when he sees his sweater.

• “I was cold.”

• He shrugs.

• "It looks better on you.”

• The night continues on with scary movies and your Love’s arms around you.

• He lets you wear his sweater until it stops smelling like him.

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So, I want to share with you guys an OC of mine that I’ve had hidden away for some time. Everybody; meet G]itCh. (Or Glitch, if you prefer)

He’s a self-aware digital program that goes around vigilante-like through systems to right wrongs and all that stuff. He’s sassy as hell; think Deadpool and Spidey in one, with just a dash of Harley Quinn tossed in for chaos.
As his name implies, he’s actually a glitched program that manifested when the conditions were juuust right. I’m considering writing something with him in the future. Maybe an escape from the digital realm into real life sort of thing? What do you guys think?

If you have any questions about him, PLEASE ASK. I love answering questions about my OCs. (ALL OF THEM)

Nerdy technical gushing under the break. Feel free to disregard.

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anonymous asked:

Hi :) can you do a fic where Pete and Wade are already a couple but one day Peter and Logan accidentally switch their bodies (so something like "Wade comes home and can't believe his eyes when he sees Wolverine is cooking dinner wearing an apron" may happen lol)?

(this is so funny omfg)

Today was a great day. Birds were chirping, aliens were nowhere to be found, and Wade had finally finished that stupid job in fucking Switzerland (of all places, why one so far away from Spidey?). Now he had a rather large sum of money in his pockets and he could actually stay home for more than just a couple weeks. 

And, bonus, Peter had said he had something fun to tell Wade when he got back. With any luck, it would be a dirty thing.

Wade giggled to himself at the thought as he walked up to the apartment door and used his key (which he never got tired of doing). The door swung open and he instantly smelled something delicious and spicy coming from the kitchen. He quickly shucked off his boots and ditched most of his weapons into the box they left by the door. 

Then Wade headed into the kitchen, and was promptly met by…Logan? 

Logan, who was standing in his kitchen, wearing a video game t-shirt Wade was fairly sure belonged to Peter and frowning at a cookbook. 

Logan?”

Logan spun around and looked at him, wide-eyed, revealing Wade’s apron. “Wade! Uh, you’re home. Hi.” he said in a very not-Logan fashion, waving. “How was the job?”

Wade looked at him with a lot of suspicion. “Fine. Where’s Peter?”

Logan scratched the back of his neck. “About that. Remember when you got a text that Peter had something fun to tell you?”

“If he was trying to tell me that he was being replaced, that’s not very fun news.”

Logan shook his head. “No, no. I…got into a fight, with Loki. He did a weird thing and Tony hasn’t managed to fix it yet.”

“Is Peter okay?” Wade demanded, suddenly feeling his heart drop. “Where is he?”

“He’s fine!” Logan quickly assured him. “He’s, uh, in your kitchen, actually.”

Wade slowly spun in a circle, finding no Peter in the tiny kitchen. “What?”

Logan seemed to struggle with words for a moment. Then he gave up. “Oh, fuck it. Loki switched my body with Logan’s. We don’t know how to fix it.”

Wade stared at him for a minute. He looked over the clothes again. And the apron. And the fact that Logan-Peter was scratching his neck again, just like Peter did. “Peter?”

Unfortunately, yes. I feel like a giant.”

Wade squealed and ran over, patting him down and ruffling his hair. “This is so cool! Omg, do you have his powers, too? Do the claw thing! Do the claw thing!”

Peter laughed, and it sounded weird with Logan’s voice. “From what we can tell, yeah. And I don’t like the claw thing. I’m bad at it.”

Wade pouted. “You’re no fun. Just once?”

“I already had to do it down in Tony’s lab. They got stuck and it was terrible.”

Wade laughed. “That’s awesome.”

Peter smacked him. “Not awesome. I nearly cut off Tony’s hand when I high-fived him.”

Wade just laughed harder. “That sounds awesome.”

Peter rolled his eyes. “Jerk. How much did you get from your job?”

“A lot. I don’t have to leave for a while.”

Peter-Logan grinned at him, which was borderline terrifying. “Nice. Now come help me with dinner, and I can try to explain what Tony’s trying to do to fix it.”

“Quick question first.” Wade said, stopping Peter.

“Yes?”

Wade gave him a devilish grin. “What are the chances we can bang before this wears off?”

All he heard was the sound of Logan’s claws before he ran from the kitchen, cackling the whole time.

anonymous asked:

I just realized.... wtf happened to his spider senses???? There were so many moments during the film (like ant man taking back the shield) that nothing happened no spidey senses w t f

They actually mentioned Peter’s senses when he was talking to Tony in his room.

“When whatever happened, happened… It’s like my senses have been dialled to 11. There’s way too much input so, they (the goggles) just kind of help me focus.”

You can even see in a scene when his spidey sense works. His eyes narrow and you can hear the shutters in his eyes focus and he senses that thing Bucky threw at him even though it didn’t make a noise.

I actually made 2 GIFsets on my personal account, one of all the amazing stuff spidey did throughout the movie, and one with all the times he messed up.

As for the specific scene you’re talking about, Scott owning him, Peter says “Guys… Something–” until he gets hit. So he knew Scott was there before anyone else but he didn’t act fast enough on it.

And I absolutely LOVE how much he messed up.

He mentions how he only got his powers 6 months ago. Plus he’s 15. PLUS this was probably his first intense battle.

I love that he’s still very much a rookie and still trying to understand the powers he was given. While I love the Toby and Andrew’s spidey movies, they were so perfect as spidey as soon as they were bitten.

I love seeing this clumsy, swearing boy who is just trying to do his best. We’ll see him get better and better like we are on this journey with him. We get to see him grow and become possibly one of the strongest Avengers. But right now he is a kid who has only had these gifts for half a year and has no idea what he’s doing, and I love it.

You probably didn’t want an essay but I gave ya one anyways, haha.

hotlineaisui  asked:

would you ever make prints of your dc art? or put your comics into a book or something

I do plan on making prints! As for the comics, I’ve been thinking about putting them together as a free downloadable thing (like Spidey Zine!) just so people could have them all in one place. But I’ll probably do that at a later date since I actually have less comics than I thought.