“SO I–” He coughs, reminding himself exactly what kind of situation this was. “…So I heard about what happened.. And I just went and picked this up for you. I stole it from a chest in a creative mode server, a-and I got some diamond blocks too. You could maybe use it to incapacitate that Creeper guy, or if that doesn’t work any more use it to put some buff effects on yourselves.. Or something.” He sets the items on the ground in front of the group and turns to leave.
Do your teachers care when you vine in class?