and al was too

anonymous asked:

What's your fav SP episode?

ggod i have way too many??? for some reason hooked on monkey fonics has always been one of my favorites but i love cherokee hair tampons really any stankyle centric episode… big gay al’s big gay boat ride is really good too and i like cartman gets an anal probe?? i have a ton andbddbssbbes but basically any episode from the 90s

((First and foremost, I’d like to say that this guy’s beard impresses me greatly

I couldn’t pass up the chance to draw @asktheinkdemon‘s Henry design because he is aN ADORABLE OLD CINNAMON ROLL THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS))


ya lit meme: five ten protagonists [8/10] Shahrzad Al-Khayzuran

She was a dangerous, dangerous girl. A plague. A Mountain of Adamant who tore the iron from ships, sinking them to their watery graves without a second thought. With a mere smile and a wrinkle of her nose.

somewhere down the line, when andrew and neil can joke in a way that’s not really joking at all (they swear), andrew buys neil a “mrs kevin day” shirt and makes the remark that neil is kevin’s number one fan so it’s only fitting. neil likes the shirt. it’s soft and smells like andrew, a little bit but more when it’s washed, and best yet, kevin blushes when he sees it.

he doesn’t wear it out of their apartment because he may be a shit stirrer but he’s not a fool. or rather, he’s not a fool until it’s 3am and they’re out of cat food and the cats are every inch the nuisance andrew claims they are, and he doesn’t even think about getting changed out of his sleep clothes before he runs to the store down the road.

he gets captured on at least one grainy mobile phone camera, but it’s enough. he takes over all the exy tabloids and twitter accounts the next day, because he looks every inch the rabid fan: arms full of every type of cat food in a bright pink shirt that declares his love for kevin day. (“they’ve finally captured the true you,” andrew says). neil changes his twitter bio to “kevin day’s number one fan”, and kevin threatens to never talk to either one of them again.


remember those ain’t your bodyguards,

they’re your b r o t h e r s.

for: Myra, Bre & Blake ♥

She did it!!! My wife Kate fucked the gear shift from our mini-bus. I wasn’t sure if it wouldn’t be too big, but she took it al the way in, right down to the last cm/inch. On the next video you can see Kate cumming really hard and loud. Have fun watching my wife and till the next vid, Pete


 I know my brother like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind (x)

i am at peace knowing
here or there.
no matter how far
i may wander.

no matter how many
of my petals
the wind may carry away,

this soul of mine
is never too scattered
to take its way back

to Al-Wajid,
The Finder.
—  وَوَجَدَكَ ضَالًّا فَهَدَىٰ
‘And He found you lost and guided [you]’ (93:7)
  • yousef: does that mean you're treating me to red lobster?
  • sana: *plays hard to get*
  • me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Now my feelings hurt :(
  • So late today, Stephen Hillenburg, AKA the creator of spongebob squarepants announced he has ALS which is terminal, as a SBSP fan since I was a child this literally kills me inside, right now he hasn't stated how long he has but he said he'll keep going on the show as long as he can... this is a death sentence medically and we can only hope he makes it to the 3rd spongebob movie set to come out in 2019.