and a super super awesome one

Alright y'all so yesterday was my first time back in the club in a year,

My girl convinced me to go out two hours out to this really new club. It was definitely smaller, but the girls were super nice. The management was super sweet.

I was SLAYING IT on the stage with pole tricks I didn’t even know my inner stripper was capable of. Only one customer was rude as fuck to me. It was a pretty awesome night. I even paid out pretty well.

As soon as my girl and I were leaving, we noticed two of the customers were still parked outside. No big deal we’re thinking. They are driving the same way as us for like ten minutes. We’re still trying to stay chill because they could also be going to their town.
Well I start weaving the roads because we’re paranoid. Then I pulled in to a gas station and these dudes FOLLOWED US RIGHT BEHIND MY CAR.
She runs inside to tell the clerk to call the cops, and one of these dudes starts following her inside while the other starts walking up to my car. As soon as they heard cops they booked it.

Luckily, one of the bouncers happened to be getting gas, and he called five other of the bouncers to meet him at the gas station. They all gave us their numbers, bought us coffee and sweets, and escorted us all the way back home.

College Story

Ok, so for any of my followers and friends who are younger than me (I’m 19 and finishing up my freshman year of college), here’s a little story to ease any fears you might have about college. (Honestly, the only really stressful thing about college is finals, and if you’re like me, work that you’ve procrastinated on.)

So, my English professor is one of my favorite professors probably ever. She’s super chill and really funny, and she’s one of those people that you can just feel super comfortable when talking with her. Like, we’ve had class discussions that go on for the full 50 minutes of class. It’s awesome. So my friend, who shall be known as Lord Thu, and I decided we were gonna get a cake for our professor. Don’t know why, I think it was a combination of it’s the end of the year (almost), she’s an awesome professor and we wanna do something nice, and we wanna see her reaction. We’ve had this in mind for at least 1-2 weeks. So last night, we finally went out and bought her a chocolate cake, and today, we brought it into class. I have the cake, and Lord Thu has plates and forks. She walks into class and before we can present the cake, she asks, “Is anyone afraid of or allergic to dogs?”

She brought her dog into class today.

And it wasn’t for any reason other than her dog hopped in her car and wouldn’t get out. She was this adorable 10-year-old golden retriever! Anyway, so she brings in this dog, and we set the cake, plates, and forks on her desk and she just kinda looks at us. Like, “Why???”

“It’s not my birthday.”

“We know.”

It was awesome! She cut the cake for whoever wanted a slice, her dog walked around the room and everyone was petting her and eating cake, and we started talking about various topics for our final essay. It was a great class!

So, I guess the moral of the story here is: college is much more relaxed than you’d expect.

fan-taco-tastic  asked:

My favorite color is purple!

Alright, let see how close I get

•I kinda fell in love with the idea of you being a child of Demeter because you seem super aesthetic

•You also seem like the type of person who is super sweet or super chill and there isn’t an in between

•Like you’d barge into a room and yell “Party!” And then come back to apologize if you hurt anyone’s ears

•So one day this child of Demeter shows up and it’s automatically chill

•You spend your free time calming down and entertaining young campers with little plant manipulations

•You look awesome in training and in battle, your fighting stance, all the blades of grass bent toward you as if they’re being blown by the wind in your direction

•You love being able to grow life, half in seriousness and half in “I am sooo Tumblr right now”

•So you make friends with the nature spirits and nymphs at camp and it’s really fun to go talk to in your free time

•Your cabin is also the best looking because you always make sure to put your signature succulents in the windows before ever inspections

•Basically just aesthetic plant babe™


How’d I do?

“Send me your favorite color and I’ll give you half blood hcs”

anonymous asked:

I just stared reading bnha cause of you (thanks btw!) but I have to say, the beginning does give me some discomfort with the whole Deku/Kacchan stuff like it's one kid from majority (with a lot of power) bullying another child from a minority (with seemingly no power). Like his whole class laughs at him, his teachers don't care or don't see (like bakugou says that Izuku should kill himself and blows up his personal items on top of beating him up HOW ARE TEACHERS NOT STOPPING THIS!!!))

Yay! I’m glad you started reading it!! It’s a super good series that I absolutely adore!! And aside from Kacchan, it does have a lot of super awesome characters!

I completely agree with you about the beginning though.

Given the way their world is structured, I’m not surprised that the teachers and other classmates don’t step in when Kacchan bullies Izuku because that’s how humans have always been. Minorities have always been ostracized and discriminated against for no fault of their own.

I myself am a poc, so the beginning hit me especially hard because I did experience a lot of that discrimination when I was younger (when my family first moved to Canada I couldn’t speak any English so it was super difficult to communicate with other kids my age and I was often made fun of for it). 

I resented him for a long, long time (far longer than it took the rest of the fandom to fall head over heels for him, but then he is conventionally attractive so I can’t say I’m surprised).

BUT, he has improved a lot since the beginning of the series, and his recent character arc was written absolutely superbly, so I’ve slowly come around, but I still have lots of mixed feelings about him (as y’all can see with a lot of my headcanons and aus that include him - they’re either aus where he didn’t bully Izuku in the first place, or where he’s already apologized to Izuku and owned up to what he did). We’re unlikely to see any of Izuku’s old teachers or classmates ever again in the series, but man I’m still hoping that Bakugou will apologize to Izuku for everything he’s done before the series is over.

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
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Bakugou Katsuki | Quirk: EXPLOSION |
Happy Birthday to my sweet Fay bby! ( @yuuchiroz )

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Happy Belated Birthday, Shan! ☆゚・*:。.:(゚∀゚)゚・*:..:☆  @halbeary

heyya i’m sure you had a rad time celebrating your birthday! just wanted to say that literally everything about you screams “awesome!!” to me :D

your halbarry posts always make my day and your fanfics makes me cry every time _(:3 」∠ )_ also, thank you for being very neat-o with everyone much love dude 💖✨

so, i drew this based on one of my fave !

bonus:

hal knows no mercy to barry

I was at a con recently. And while looking at some of the art, I made a comment to a guy who had a collection of cat avengers prints that he was missing the best avenger. So he goes, ‘oh and who is that’ and I just kinda look sideways at him and say 'hawkeye, the only one you don’t have’. To wich he of course smirks and says 'is he really the best or is it just cause of jeremy renner?’

First of all… Jeremy Renner is a gorgeous human being and he is more than enough reason for Hawkeye to be awesome, so why the hell you got that smug look on your face like I’m just some random ass fangirl who don’t know shit about comics. I was fuckin dressed like Captain Marvel, 100% comic accurate costume thank you very much.

So my dad starts laughing cause he can see I got my 'fight me’ face on. And I proceed to list each and every reason why I have loved Hawkeye since waaaaay before the movies and why he gets even better with new movies and comics.

NUMBER ONE, he is the only fully human Avenger in every single story line.

To which of course I get 'well what about Black Widow’ well sir you must not know your comics very well because in the Earth-616 universe she has the Red Room version of the super soldier serum which gives her enhanced physical abilities as well as a very long lifespan.

Then comes the 'well Scott Lang is human’ well yeah but he’s got a mother FuCkiNG SUPER SUIT. What does Hawkeye have? Spandex or leather, not quite the same thing. And you take away that super suit, is Scott still a super hero? No he is in jail for being a thief. You take away Hawkeye ’ super sui… oh wait that’s right HE DON’T GOT ONE.

'But what about Black Panther he is human right?’ Do you know anything about comics dude? The dude eats a magical plant and is gifted his powers by the Wakandan Panther God and has enhanced speed, strength, agility, healing, reflexes, stamina, etc. NOT FULLY HUMAN he also is proclaimed King of the Dead and is granted the power and knowledge of past Black Panthers and gains the ability to control the dead… so awesome but still not human.

Hawkeye is 100% human 100% of the time (except a very brief moment when he borrowed pym particles just to help out on a mission) and still manages to keep up with super humans, gods and guys with fancy super suits.

NUMBER TWO, he is deaf, canononically.

'Well Daredevil is blind’ his accident enhanced his other senses… and not an Avenger… so your argument is not even relevant.

NUMBER THREE, he shoots a bow, usually a recurve, in battle with people that have magic and laser guns and other shit and he can shoot it with out even looking!

'But he has trick arrows’ wich are guaranteed to be weighted terribly and that weight changes depending on which arrow it is. So he not only has to compensate for the strange weight but he has to do it on the fly in the heat of battle for each individual arrow. Not to mention when he shoots multiple at once.

And come on, have you ever tried to shoot a bow and arrow, it’s not easy. It takes a lot of practice patients and skill. Especially to get as good as him.

NUMBER FOUR, I mean have you read the guys backstory? If you looked up tragic backstory in the dictionary, you would see a picture of Clint Barton. He was orphaned after his abusive father got into a car accident that killed his mother as well. Was sent to a children’s home, ran away to the circus, was trained by Swordsman and Trickshot who were not the best mentors, was betrayed and abandoned by Swordsman and his brother and left for dead, ended up severely injuring his brother, had to leave Trickshot, when he tried to do the hero thing he was mistaken for a criminal, was manipulated into trying to kill Iron Man, kept falling in love with women who didn’t love him back, left the Avengers at one point believing he was unwanted, was passed over because he was not super human, watched his brother die, was forced to leave the Avengers, had a bounty put on his right arm, lost former mentor Trickshot to cancer, split with his wife then watched her die saving him, sacrificed himself and came back, was almost assasinated, went to prison so the rest of his team could go free, was shot and conducted a suicide mission that saved the planet but killed him, lost his memory, was vanished into nothingness, doubted he was himself or even alive, faked his death, and that’s just the short list.

NUMBER FIVE, he ran the West Coast branch of the Avengers, as well as other treams.

NUMBER SIX, he took on the mantle of Captain America for a short time.

NUMBER SEVEN, Caw Caw Mother Fucker.

So yeah, suffice to say that I left the guy speechless surounded by his friends who were nodding along and adding in their own bits of info and laughing hysterically at him. I turned to walk away after that mic drop and heard him mumble, 'well I guess I’m making a cat hawkeye’

-Kinetic Abilities Prompt List A Edition

Acidikinesis - Control Sloth

  • I have a personal vendetta against someone wildly more successful than me so I’m trying to make them lazy.
  • You don’t know how to relax so I’m literally filling you with laziness but you just won’t stop.
  • I work at an animal shelter and I sometimes make the animals fit what people are looking for by removing or adding laziness. You haven’t lived until you saw a cat with 0% laziness.

Aciukinesis - Control Sharpness

  • Did you know that most man made spheres are still more jagged than the earth itself? You haven’t experienced softness until you felt a perfectly smooth ball. There’s also not a lot of traction so please cup it in your hands.
  • I’m one of the only chefs here that doesn’t have some sort of hot or cold ability. But me being very clumsy, the ability to make all my knives dull saves my fingers a lot.
  • I keep making all the knives in the kitchen blunt so I can watch my parent-in-law get frustrated and lose their dominance over me.

Aerokinesis - Control Air

  • I can control the air but that doesn’t do a lot so I just got a few wind turbines for my property, so I get power for free. It’s a small win, but I like it. 
  • Sometimes I go to the beach and set up a kite rental booth while making it windy. It doesn’t make much but it helps with rent.
  • No one thinks that controlling air is that cool of a super power until I take it out of their lungs.

Aestatekinesis - Control Summer

  • I hate sweating so I made this summer really mild but it’s affecting my town’s farming economy.
  • I forgot that Alaska’s still supposed to be pretty cold in the summer and I may have made the ice caps melt a little more.

Aggressiokinesis - Control Anger

  • I work in tandem with a crisis clinic and so far, there isn’t a patient I can’t calm down.
  • My anti-aggression dog classes are the best in the business. I even stop by pet shelters.
  • I just love watching these people tear each other limb from limb with blind rage. I’m gonna be sad to see you go though.

Aidoskinesis - Control Humidity

  • One of the only things good about my powers is that I can make my boss’ office so humid they have horrible hair and sweat stains for their meeting with corporate. 
  • My greenhouse is always at the perfect humidity even in the dead of winter.
  • I’m gulty of making someone so humid they’ve taken off their shirt before. It’s a blessing.

Alcokinesis - Control Alcohol

  • You always get too out of hand with your drinking so I just take the alcohol content out of your drinks.
  • My coworker bugs the hell out of me and they’re going in for a company-wide drug test today. I made their breakfast have a healthy amount of alcohol.
  • It’s very fun to see someone pantamime being drunk when they think they are when in actuality I’ve taken all the alcohol out of their drink.

Amokinesis - Control Love and Desire

  • Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?
  • As a joke I was going to make my classmate fall in love with whoever came in next but you did and now I’m very jealous.
  • I make people forget about me when we break up so it’s easy on them but I can’t get rid of my own love for them, even when there’s no chance of getting back together ever now. 

Anthracokinesis - Control Coal

  • I like being alone so I move to Centralia and just turn off the surrounding coals when I’m walking over them. It’s very quiet but very smoky. I need to leave town to buy a gas mask.
  • I bought a bit of land and made a little mine before buying a truckload of coal and just stiking it in the walls. Then, I compressed it all into diamonds.
  • So my parents gave me a little tough love as a child and gave me a piece of coal one christmas. I’ll admit, I was a naughty child. But that piece of coal made me learn of my powers. It’s the only piece I’ll never manipulate anymore.

Antikinesis - Control Antimatter

  • No you can’t come to my antimatter dimension. It’s very private.
  • I think we had a good run, I’m just gonna get a black hole in here real quick.
  • I always wanted to visit Chernobl, good thing I can just sort of turn off the gamma radation and go for a walk. 

Argentokinesis - Control Silver

  • Whoops I’m in werewolf country better make all my clothes and stuff have silver mesh.
  • “Yes this is genuine gold” I say to someone when I took the silver content out of a ring.
  • So I don’t have the best impulse control. I made my rude neighbor’s prized dog into a silver statue and now it’s like… eighty sets of flatwear.

Arthrokinesis - Control Joints

  • I may be a very inactive person, but damned if my joints ever pop. I’m doing sprints anytime I feel like it.
  • I got too excited testing how much I could let my joints move and may have dislocated by shoulder. 
  • Yes, I tried to suck my own dick. Yes, I should have realized that there is actually bone stopping me from bending my spine like that. Don’t laugh at me.

Asterokinesis - Control Cosmic Energy

  • I’ve ascended to be the god of the universe and all I want to do is to stop being in charge and just have some time off for once.
  • I saw how much earth was desperate to meet other beings so I made some closer planets support life. 
  • I’m not just some giant being in space. I’m a regular person. I buy groceries, collect rocks, and I’m desperate for people to never know I made them. 

Astrakinesis - Control Astral Energy

  • I am nearly constantly disassociating. The good news is that I have like thirty dream selves I can be while the others go on autopilot. 
  • I can see spirits so I just deal with ghosts for a living. Most of the time they’re just confused.
  • I can work as a medium for ghosts to talk through but you roleplaying with your dead datemate is the last straw.

Astronkinesis - Control Remnants of Cosmic Substances

  • I realized that in my lifetime I would never see a mission to a star so I made some much closer to us.
  • I don’t feel like this world’s really going anywhere. I’m just gonna supernova the sun next weekend. 
  • My tarot card readings are always perfect and I sincerely want you to leave the country.

Atmokinesis - Control Weather

  • I am the best weather forecaster the world has ever seen. I work for a small town in rural country though. I think I have five hundred viewers on a daily basis? 
  • I always make sure my neighbor’s/parent’s/friend’s/etc farm gets the best weather.
  • My entrences are always punctuated with lightening and I love it.

Atomkinesis - Control Atoms

  • It’s like 3-D printing, only much better. Check out this awesome watch I made.
  • I hope you like nuclear wastelands, because that’s what you’re getting.
  • Surprise, your house is full of radon gas!it’ll stay that way until you do what I say.

Audiokinesis - Control Sound 

  • Nothing quite like a day of absolute silence when you have an audio processing disorder.
  • Movies are very fun to watch when I can make one character silent and just ad lib the dialogue.
  • The fact that I can chat style silence someone is the best.

Aurokinesis - Control Aura

  • I can see how people act before ever talking to them, that’s why you’re the only one in the room I’m going to talk to. 
  • Where I live, auras are very important. So I can easily hide among them as someone without giving an inkling of malice.
  • I personally hate you so now you get too radiate bad energy until you apologize. 

Aurokinesis - Control Gold

  • I’m allergic to what they use in fake gold but I have no money for good jewelry so I just make it gold after I buy it for cheap. 
  • It’s not quite the Midas touch, but I’ve pulled that prank before. 
  • I make golden jewelry and sculptures by making them out of clay/wood/etc and turning them into gold for huge profits.

Autumnuskinesis - Control Autumn

  • My hometown capitalizes on my love of pumpkins and sweater weather by becoming a destination for those looking to beat the heat but don’t want to own a down jacket. 
  • I can make things rot. So I rotted my neighbor’s garden a week before harvest. 
  • I make autumn immediately follow winter so now the world’s harvesting systems are fucked because I get pollen allergies. 

Avarikinesis - Control Greed

  • I’m trying to make the world fair by taking all the greed out of high-ranking officials but sometimes that was their only driving force and they have no actual job experience. 
  • I made someone comically greedy because being a superhero in a town in which no banks need protecting is boring.
  • I want so desperately to not have to take greed out of anymore people. It’s getting so tiring. I need to go on a vacation. 

Avikinesis - Control Avains

  • Having hawks fly to my aide when my boss was giving me shit in the parking lot was definitely a sweet move.
  • I may live in this cottage alone, but these birds are more than enough company. One of them just told me about someone who ate shit on pavement last week in a city ten miles away. It’s awesome.
  • “Bats fly, right? Why can’t I control bats?” “Please just let me do my work.” ‘What about bugs?” “Please go home.” “Do flying fish count?”

Captain Swan fandom (and anybody else who’d like to participate!), come join in on the popcorn fun on Twitter this Sunday during Once Upon a Time! During the episode (or whenever you watch, honestly), tweet a pic of yourself enjoying a nice bowl of popcorn (in whatever way you enjoy it!) using the hashtag #CSPopcornParty!

This is just a super casual thing (no trend attempt) to just spread some love and fun for Captain Swan as a group. So if you’re in on join in on the ‘party’, feel free!!

(And also feel free to reblog or retweet if you’d like!)

@toonami thank you for this holiday

ivegotaheadlineforyou  asked:

Hi Hi! I've been interested in secular witchcraft for a long time, but i'm finally starting to stop just researching, and I want to try and start practicing! I've collected a bunch of resources, but what are some of the first things you'd suggest picking up from the store? Candles, herbs, oils, etc? Also, any beginner posts you could link me to would be wonderful. I'm all ears! Have a wonderful day <3

Hey, congrats on deciding to practice and doing your research! Are you excited? Nervous? Enjoying what you’ve seen so far? Is Tumblr your primary resource? :)

I wanna learn so much from new witches omg. (There’s irony in there.)

Well, it honestly depends on what you wanna do and use yourself. Because personally, I picked up a few of each - I got some tealights from WalMart, bought some cheap incense from somewhere else, picked up some dried herbs from the grocery store that I didn’t already have in the kitchen, and found like five or six crystals I liked from Green Earth. I spent maybe like twenty bucks. That was my beginner’s witch kit.

But, again, it all comes down to what you want to use. Are you more interested in working with candles in magic? Candle magic *is* a really easy but effective method of magic, and candles are everywhere, and really cheap. Most spells use candles in them, not necessarily as the focal point of the spell, but they also do wonders for boosting energies. A bag of 100 tea lights goes a long way in witchcraft. Color correspondences can help, but isn’t necessarily required.

Or maybe crystals are where you wanna go. Crystals have amazing energy, but are a bit more on the pricey side. It can also be hard for people who don’t know a lot about them to tell them apart - the “danger” in this is being swindled by people claiming their crystals are something they’re not. Doesn’t mean they won’t work for their “declared” intent, necessarily, but it means you just dropped a lot of money on something worth a tenth of that. 

That doesn’t mean it isn’t worthwhile to work with them, though. Because they’re an amazing tool, really - you just gotta do some more research, and be confident in where you’re buying from. Finding a reliable dealer with decent prices is where it’s at. But then, once you’ve got some crystals, they’re really versatile. They can be used on their own, or in conjunction with other spells, put them in jars and sachets, or in poppets, make grids, use them to charge other things, just stick like ten of them in your pockets - boom, witchcraft. 

Oils aren’t something I necessarily recommend, to be honest. Not because they aren’t useful, because they are, just like any other tool can be (just gotta know how to use them). I just don’t know a lot about essential oils. xD If that is the area you wanna go in, however, it’s worthwhile to know that you’re gonna want to do some more research on the topic, and be wary of any allergies you may have, and for the love of god don’t put a crapton of pure oil straight on your skin.

Herbs is a little bit of a tricky area too, especially when using them as medicine. It requires a lot of research and safety if you plan on ingesting herbs for actual remedial purposes. If you just want to use dried herbs in, like, jars and spell bags, it isn’t nearly as bad, but you still want to keep an eye out for any poisonous / toxic plants and allergies. The stuff you can get pre-dried from grocery stores and dollar stores are honestly enough in most cases, and there’s lots of substitutes for more expensive or exotic plants, depending on intent.

If you wanna grow your own herbs too, that’s an option, but another area I don’t know a lot about, so I can’t give you any more advice on that besides do some more research. (It seriously never ends, so I hope you like studying.)

I guess this sort of answers your questions, but not really in the way you wanted. So, long story short, what you pick up depends on what and how you want to practice. However, I’ll give you a list of items I would recommend, purely based on my own craft, but I feel they’re pretty good staples to have all around.

  • candles - versatile as all hell; can be used on their own or in any other spell; bags of white tea lights are super cheap and easy to find; worry about colors later; scents can be used as correspondences as well but don’t hinder in any way
    • also, if you can’t have open flames for whatever reason, they have LED / battery powered candles in some dollar stores now; not to mention, tech magic?!
  • matches - they smell nice, and can light candles; suuuper cheap, but in bulk; unless you’re allergic to sulphur, then just a lighter will work
  • herbs - dried herbs from the grocery store seriously do the trick just as well as fresh / organic stuff; Bulk Barn / Barrel has a lot of awesome stuff for super cheap too; start off with just a few general / all-purpose ones, and then add to your collection as you go along; it starts to build up over time, trust me
    • sea salt - cleansing and protection; can be used as a base for most herbal mixtures
    • rosemary - considered a substitute for most other herbs
    • basil - has like a shit ton of correspondences
    • cinnamon is useful to have too
    • if you wanna curse, pepper flakes, paprika, or cayanne pepper should do the trick
  • jars - do I even need to explain?; dollar store, man; even thrift stores have some pretty amazing and cool looking bottles and stuff
  • notebooks - not something necessarily overly witchy, but more so to write down what you learn; trust me, you’ll wanna do that, especially with correspondences; also, sigils
    • also, though, keeping a blog can be a great way to have a magical book; can be password detected / kept secret; tags are useful for organiazation; and then you have us assholes in the community to hang out with too xD
    • writing utensils are also kinda required to, you know, write in books; black Sharpies are useful for actually drawing on stuff - candles, sachets, etc.; good for sigil work
  • scrap fabric - but some cool patterns from thrift stores or whatever; useful for making sachets and poppets
    • sealable plastic bags can do in a pinch though, really; also can be drawn on with Sharpie for easy sigil application
  • string / thread - tie up bags, herb bundles; make sachets and poppets; also useful for bindings, and that’s a good skill to know
  • mini sewing kit - super useful to have in general, and all parts of it can be used for something, somewhere
  • tea bags - seriously, tea has magical properties too; super discreet; and easy as hell; play around with different flavors for intents
  • crystals - clear quartz is super cheap and all-purpose; buy like five of them and just use them over and over; again, another thing it might be useful to have like three or four basic ones and then build your collection over time; that’s how most of us get our arsenal of supplies
    • clear quartz - substitutes for any other crystal
    • amethyst - super cheap and easy to find; variant of quartz; good for sleep and peace and divination; also purple
    • tiger’s eye - I’m biased because this is my favorite crystal; good for protection and courage; did I mention it’s awesome to look at?
  • incense - not necessarily required, but I like to have it; smells nice, useful; so many scents; can be found pretty cheap all over too
    • again, if you can’t have open flames in your place, you can try those wax melters; definitely pricier, but versatile for magic as well; and I mean, they just smell, so, good; my mom has one with like sugar cookie wax cubes; and I come home and think she’s baking, and I get super excited; but it’s a lie

So, yeah, that’s my list, and reasons for what I wrote. That’s just some ideas to get you started. If you choose a path that doesn’t need those things in them, obviously don’t bother then. And depending on what “type of magic” you wanna do, your basic supply list might be very different. For instance, a sea witch probably won’t care so much about kitchen herbs, and stock up on sand and seaweed, sea shells and salt water. 

Since you asked for beginner’s posts, too, you can have my whole list:

I did it! I made a post that wasn’t mostly links! :o Anyway, sorry for my smartass mouth, I was having fun with this. I hope you enjoyed reading, and I hope it gave you some ideas, and helped you out! Good luck! And if you need any more clarification or have more questions, you know where to find me. :D

A super fun to make art of @yourspunkpunk ‘s super cool Nightstalker Ezra who is super badass and incredible! <3 

Please go check her character profile out here to learn more about this awesome guardian! 

 https://yourspunkpunk.tumblr.com/post/159475437818/avatarspookgeist-yo-another-one-name

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- Well, we have - we have similar jobs in a way. I wear a uniform, you wear, uh – I suppose you could call that a uniform.

Tether: Arrow 5x16 Review (Checkmate)

I had two wishes for tonight’s episode.  First, that Oliver and Snoozan break up because, as you all know, I’m super done with her.  Second, that Prometheus not suck because, as you all know, I’ve been super unimpressed so far. @fanmommer​ can confirm these wishes.

Alright, so I didn’t get wish #1 (just a matter of time kids), but Oliver delivered fantastic Snoozan shade,  so I am satisfied. Wish #2 came true however.  The Big Bad does not suck. He’s awesome. 

That and a subtle, but meaningful Olicity scene means I am one happy camper.

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A peek into history: The founding of Watchpoint Gibraltar

by Atlas News Staff  04/14/2077


Omniums clustered around high population centres, dozens in Europe alone, have turned from a shining beacon for the future into the gates of hell.
By building factories close to big cities Omnica Corp promised to create more jobs, but the truth is they never solved the problems of shipping their creations long-distance.

While families on TV shook hands with Omnium supervisors before taking their omnic home like a dog from the pound, the military had their own facilities, building Bastion and Seeker units for battles they no longer had to fight themselves. Victimless wars they called it. A golden era they said it was.
But underneath the golden patina lay lead and it poisoned the land.

The year is 2047 and the Omnic Crisis shows no signs of slowing down.

The military no longer employs human soldiers, quickly drafted recruits no match for the weapons of mass destruction in the hands of God Programs.
The omnics lay Europe to waste, marching ever south. Millions die in the first year alone. Humanity faces extinction.

Then, the news. Overwatch is coming. A Strike Team, better and more ferocious in battle than anything seen before. They have won key victories in South America, Canada, the former USA. 
For Europe they come too late. Governments have ceased to exist, civilians have become refugees. There’s little left to save.

The remains of Europe’s militaries only have to hold out. If they bunker down they can save their own lives until Overwatch arrives.
Instead they turn south.

The Omnic Warmachine marches towards Africa, almost untouched by the war so far. Poor Africa was never Omnica Corps target demographic and as a result, few Omniums are scattered across the continent. A point of chagrin, envy even, has become a blessing.
Under Leutnant Wilhelm the Crusaders call for a last stand at Gibraltar, to stall the Omnic forces until Overwatch arrives.
12 000 soldiers from all over Europe make it to Gibraltar.
153 survive the massacre.

But no Omnic sets foot on African ground that day.


Overwatch comes and saves the day and humanity from extinction.

After the war Reinhardt Wilhelm and Torbjörn Lindholm, two survivors of what is still dubbed Europe’s Last Stand, ask for one thing in return for their service: That the Numbani Coalition help rebuild their homes.

Aided by cutting edge technology several African and Middle Eastern countries provide funds and people to rebuild Europe’s cities from scratch.
Self-sufficiency and carbon-neutrality are the words of the day, and while nature reclaims tens of thousands of small towns and hamlets, sprawling metropolises pop up on Europe’s landscape with little to remind of their once historic origins.

The thousand year old city of Stuttgart has been reduced to ashes, but in the place of history millions have found a sustainable new home, surrounded by fields of grass and miles of forest.

Historians point to many ways in which Europe redeemed itself for centuries of colonisation during its final days. Even before the Crisis Europe’s leaders agreed to stop undercutting African economy with their own cheap exports, along with many more political and economic decisions, thereby giving a continent a fighting chance. But it was the Crusaders’ Redemption at Gibraltar that went down in history.

To commemorate their sacrifice Overwatch built a Watchpoint in Gibraltar in honor of the twelve thousand that rallied to a call, not to protect their own burning homes but strangers they’d never seen and that most never would.

In a speech given just weeks after the war, Reinhardt Wilhelm states:

“The spirit of Overwatch was born that day. We care for others, we work together. We watch over all.”