and a shit ton of others

Btw if you talk about asexuality and aromanticism being a “fandom” like so many vile pieces of shit love to do, I’m gonna assume you’re among other things a racist, because the post that first called us a “sexuality fandom” (that the exclusionist crowd was extremely eager to condone and support) literally talked about how all of us are super privileged and have no Real Problems… which is among other things a definite continuation of exclusionists’ attempts to paint our communities as like 100% white a while ago because shitting on ace and aro PoC is fun apparently

Like a ton of you are racists and then you never address that shit but just keep running with it acting like nothing is amiss. You will criticize at every turn communities you want nothing to do with and justify the vilest shit with things ppl in the ace and aro communities have done wrong, but addressing shit among your own crowd 95% of the time is somehow too much to ask.

Calling out ppl you don’t like and don’t associate with just is more fun I guess lol, how grateful I am to all the white exclusionists who have selflessly spoken about racism in the ace and aro communities… while letting their crowd over and over harm ace and aro PoC because it suited them.

The anti-ace/aro crowd remains full of shit and keeps acting like aces and aros are not a diverse group of people deserving of basic respect and decency

thinking on it i guess i GET why metroid other M happened. i can see why they went the way they did. samus is a battle hardened warrior who’s been through tons of shit, i guess they thought it’d be an interesting concept to give her a bit more of a….emotional side? i guess? im wording this poorly, but i can see their intent

though i wish they pulled it off in a better way. maybe seeing samus’ motivations for even being a bounty hunter in the first place, or perhaps how she keeps her cool in such dangerous situations. make her seem more intense maybe? but they fucked it up and changed her from a tough, “takes-nobodys-shit” bounty hunter who’s ready to save planets at any given moment, to make her seem like a rookie. someone who’s not as experienced as the COOL AND AWESOME galactic federation. it’s cool to see samus’ past, and her past with the galactic federation, but come the fuck on, they couldnt trust her at all? if we’re going by the metroid timeline (other M takes place after super metroid) then she obviously has saved the galaxy from the metroid menace about…three times then? and she acquired the baby metroid for scientific purposes, and she fucking hunted almost all the metroids out of existence? listen i get it was supposed to be a safe environment and they didnt want it to be fucked up but come the fuck ON. let alone the fact that samus has saved the galaxy THREE SEPARATE TIMES, i’m pretty sure she knows how to use her weaponry. 

i dont know what happened to make sakamoto write samus in such a demeaning fashion. maybe it had to do with team ninja being part of the development, maybe he thought it’d better fit samus, i dont fuckin know. but its a good way to ruin what was already a great character by making them act nothing like they had in previous titles.

anonymous asked:

whats your job? im assuming something with taxes lol 😀

I am the admin of an accounting firm, and if there are any admins out there (for any field) you pretty much know you do way more than answer the phone and send the mail out. LoL

I process tax returns (a loooooooot of tax returns—funny story I am the only person here who knows how to do it. I mean the accounts could figure it out if I ever get sick but it would take way longer then me doing it.), type financial statements, annual statements, quarterly statements, rep letters, engagement letters, daily mail outs, do property tax returns, and then there’s like a shit ton of other stuff. LMAO

Thanks for the ask. :)

signs as people I know (check moon and sun signs)

aries: passionate about finding new ways to show love and create love with others, willing to put themselves down so others feel better, warm hugs, prefers music without words because they understand the message better without words telling them, will drive you to IHOP at midnight because you forgot to eat dinner, they care about literally fucking everyone, easily accept that change is unavoidable, their exuberant energy can seem very intimidating.

taurus: art is abundant in their ‘safe’ place, trying their best tbh, will put aside time that they need in order to help someone else, dislikes close minded people, sleeping prolly, has music too loud but they will tell you it’s not loud enough, thinks a shit ton about wether or not people like them but will never tell you that, actually very confident people, don’t really care about what people think of them but also cares a shit ton about what people think of them, so fucking loyal and expect nothing in return, can complain a lot actually.

gemini: can make anyone easily laugh, knows what’s in and what’s out, veryyyy generous people, pretty smiles, has good music taste because they listen to all types of music, relatable, seems very unattached to reality at times, doesn’t give up something/someone if they really love them, will cook for you willingly, they are ‘too cool’ for drama but typically start drama, will spend their whole night talking to you about future goals they have and the most random shit.

cancer: hold a very warm and gentle soul, can push people away because they tend to be very possessive but that is how they show love, they need a two year break, tries really hard to be relatable, let’s people walk over them without realizing, they love to pamper themselves to show love to themselves, you feel safe in their home, trusts people really easily, can get very broken and in a bad place if you betray them so please don’t honestly, when they’re angry it can show physically (red face, angry tears, etc).

leo: can be independent when they are comfortable in the situation, typically want the best for everyone, will defend you when you’re not there, will block you if you annoy them, just want someone to chill with, secretly want a partner but won’t say that out loud, ‘fake fan’, they have beautiful souls, these are the type of people you should go to last minute plans with (concerts, road trips, etc), just wanna have fun and look amazing while doing it, need/deserve love and attention from loved ones, gives you food if you forgot your lunch at home, you can see their emotions in their eyes if you look hard enough.

virgo: will try to avoid being honest with you because they don’t want to hurt you, is taken advantage of too often, will bring you a cookie if you’re having a bad day, courteous, organized, the person that always smiles at strangers just because, not really sure what they want out of life, can be very whiny, always want to be doing something to pretend like they have it together, if they are your friend please take advantage of how supportive they are to you, will very randomly give you compliments that can literally save your life because they’re always very thoughtful.

libra: passionate about making others’ lives better, cuddle bugs, energetic, gives their time to anyone who actually listens to them, thinking outside of the box, probably really pretty, kind souls but a tough exterior, wears sweats to the store because who honestly cares, makes jokes with people on line at checkout, they probably have a tradition to cook breakfast on saturdays, knows how to look good and feel good, once they find they’re self-worth not a fucking bull-dozer can take it down, please try to fight them on facebook because you will lose.

scorpio: very honest but also very petty without shame, fun and funny, blasts old jams in their car while trying their very best to avoid accidents, hates high school and loves college, just want to find a group that they fit in with, will try their best to make your birthday amazing I swear, open minded to literally everything honestly, critical friend, will tease you about something that happened five years ago, a total nerd about things they really like, very smart and efficient if they are motivated by their passion, unique style in all ways, beautiful minds.

sagittarius: flirty and prolly is dating someone right now, wants everyone to be happy but forgets about making themselves happy, cooks pancakes for you at midnight on a Wednesday night, will almost cry but then remembers a funny video they saw and starts to laugh, hates themselves but shows themselves a lot of love, makes jokes out of their pain, lovable, look intimidating but are actually very welcoming, hides emotions like a pro, very optimistic about literally everything.

capricorn: doesn’t study for tests but still gets amazing grades, can be very fake but honest with people they are close to, traditional without trying, will be there for you, they are very observant and will remember if you did something that meant a lot to them, honestly needs a hug and affection a lot more than they say, takes long hot showers to make up for the lack in physical affection, lovely people, good people to sit with in the back of the movie theater so that you can talk the whole time, will accidentally spill tea and start drama, trying their best, work well with people who have a good drive for things they are passionate about,

aquarius: so fucking funny, constantly trying to be a better person in order to make up for the shitty world, watches documentaries about the sex industry, sticks to their morals, thinks a lot about life and the meaning of all of this, thinks (knows) the government is hiding something, will kill you if you hurt an animal, super chill and loves music, passionate, indecisive to the extreme, smokes weed to see if food tastes differently, interesting individuals

pisces: very confused about life and that makes them very sad, protect them because they are amazing friends, cries about failing a lot, not judge mental, hates it when people accuse them of something they didn’t do, beautiful people with caring hearts that let’s in people who shouldn’t be let in, offer you a hug if they see you upset in any way, wants people to like them, trying to find who they are, tend to let people laugh at their pain, shuts down their feelings when they feel attacked.

happy birthday mikey!! // @5sos

HERE TAKE THIS AS MY THANK YOU PICTURE

my casual suga post just got a bunch of notes recently and people seemed to like it so i thought id draw another one in my own outfit from a couple of days ago bc im Gay And Edgy

Dan and Phil probably cuddle like all platonic friends
They have domestic arguments
They take care of each other when the other is sick
They have technically traveled the whole world together
They probably stay up late and have weird conversations together
Their power has probably went out before leaving them having to light a shit ton of candles
They have met each others families probably several times
They each have depressed days where the other comforts them and watches movies with them
Dan and Phil probably have slept in the same bed more than once
They have had movie days together
They live together so they have probably seen the other naked


They cry, they get discouraged, they’re people. We can’t forget that

Creative Use of Magic

My players are using Ant Haul and the party trox to carry over six tons of iron in a palanquin to smuggle it past the two guards on duty at the city gate.
Bard: Two guards you say?? -grinning widely- I cast Matchmaker on them.
DM: Oh crap. -both fail their saving throws-
DM: Well… the two of them are now glancing at each other and blushing.
Bard: Aww, they’re in love. So now it won’t be weird when I cast Unnatural Lust.
DM: -Nat 19- Oh! He makes it!Bard: Unnatural Lust on the other one then!
DM: -fails- Fuck. He suddenly sprints across the road and tackles his partner into the bushes.
Trox: I lift the iron and run into the city!
DM: So… You just smuggled over six tons of smelted iron into the city by making the guards outside fuck.

[!!!!! IMPORTANT TRANSLATION !!!!!]
WHY PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT SHINee? Here are the answers. PLEASE GIVE MORE RESPECT AND LOVE TO SHINee BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY DESERVE THE WORLD

2008
✨Debuted in 2008, oldest member was 18, youngest was 14 (not korean age)
✨Known to be a secret project so there were no rumours or public appearances before debut yet they became extremely popular with their debut song and brought ‘skinny jeans’ to men in the fashion world
✨They received their first win less than 4 months after debut along with an official Fanclub name, the same year they received newcomer awards grand slam and there were tons of other groups that were nominees.

2009
✨Tough, sexy concepts were trendy but they made a cb with a completely opposite concept (Juliette), at the same time as their comeback stage they were nominated as first place along with suju & davichi, SHINee won.
✨Ring Ding dong is still picked as a 'song you shouldn’t listen to for year 12 final exams’ bc it’s so addicting, the song also achieved triple crowns, a fake SHINee group was created in Cambodia after the song was released.

2010
✨Lucifer was released and it still remains to be well known today, the 'buffering dance’ was also famous. They held their first ever concert 2 years after debut, at the time it was going to be held at the 88 Gymnasium but people complained that the venue was too small so it was changed to the Olympic gymnasium, they also had a solo concert in Japan (before their Japanese debut) and all tickets were sold out.

2011
✨Debuted in Japan and basically killed the charts, they set the best record out of all loop groups. The number of albums they sold was incredible to the point where the Japanese records association gave recognition to SHINee’s album as a golden album.
✨They performed at London’s last square, for the first time their website went down from the crowded ticket reservation system.

2012
✨Sherlock was released in Korea after 1year&6months even after the long period of no cb THEY still managed to win triple crowns along with giving the public/Kpop world a huge impact with their choreography and vocals.
✨Japanese arena tours happened, along with continuous tours around Asia

2013
✨MoY, MoM, MoU became another success
✨Their mr removed performance of everybody became a hot topic as their live skills were perfect even from the tough choreography,
✨Received a daesang award
✨The only group that won 3 awards each at Seoul music awards and golden disk awards

2014
✨Taemin became one of the very first sm artists to release a solo album his album Ace made it to 2nd place in Bilboard world album charts
✨Short SHINee world tour
✨SHINee fandom in Japan grew bigger with their album releases

2015
✨Performed at Tokyo dome for the first time, gathering 100 000 fans.
✨Jonghyun’s first solo album became the first ever album in Korea to chart no.1 on Billboard world album charts
✨Their comeback 'Odd’ brought a trend of contact lenses and wide pants to other idol groups and the public. They became the first group in Korea that released a song in the deep house genre, married to the music also showed good results

2016
✨For the first time after GD’s 'Heartbreaker,’ Taemin became first (high quality artist) in 'Male solos’ His prerecordings gathered many fans, up to 1000
✨Jonghyun’s solo album received a compliment about musical quality from Billboard
✨1of1, which many people call a 'failure’ wasn’t a failure they became the first idols to attempt a full 90s concept, from music video to clothes and their widened vocal range was shown through Tell Me What To Do, in addition, 1of1 member parts were divided almost equally which gave a strong indication of all members’ strong vocals
✨In terms of awards (the main ones): Newcomer Award in 2008 AT GDA and SMA Popularity award from 2009 to 2015 at GDA (2014 was Taemin)
Popularity award in 2010, 2012-2015 at SMA
✨not a single member has left the group and there has been no changes

SHINee rules.
-The End-

THREE MORE THINGS
✨SHINee world fandom made 'cannon cameras’ trendy amongst fandoms
✨'let’s walk on a flower path’ became trendy after SHINee world made it a fan event banner at SWC4
✨Only idols that have received both the prime minister’s award + ministry of culture award

ALL ARE TRANSLATIONS by omggminho
-janel tricia-

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College Confession #87

My boyfriend broke up with me out of the blue, shortly after I’d turned 19. His four roommates, around the same time, had started to get annoyed with him about other stuff, and they were all buddies of mine as we’d partied together in residence. So I go out to the strip club one night with a couple girlfriends and run into those guys and they start shit talking my ex, telling me I deserve better. My already drunk self allows them to buy me a ton of tequila shots. Enough that I get up on stage and take off all my clothes, participating in amateur night. This is extremely out of character for me because I am a fairly innocent honors student who doesn’t drink very much. So anyway, I win the $500 cash prize for the night and the ex walks in, to meet his roommates, as I’m up on stage getting my prize.

He then decided to tell me how embarrassing that was for him, as if expecting an apology for me having fun but I refused to give it. Fast forward to a year and a half later where I have a new, great guy in my life, and he still tries to get me to hook up with him every few weeks. 

- Michigan State University

Peaches n’ Cream Pt. 1 // Jimin

Pt. 2

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Summary: You’re vampire Jimin’s donor, but he doesn’t feed like other vampires, he needs something first.

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 2054

Warning: Oral, dry humping

A/N: This is the very first smut I’ve written. Sorry if it’s terrible. Thanks to Admin Mich for being my little editor and helping me out shit tons. Love you~

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Jimin was not a normal vampire, you were not a normal ‘donor’, and this was not a normal vampire-donor relationship. If you could even call vampires and their ‘blood donors’ normal.

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ok but what if high schools in the hq!! universe had a cultural festival just like samezuka did in the free! es ova?? like all of the first and second years have to dress up as maids and the third years have to dress up as butlers and run a cafe

tanaka and noya obviously wouldn’t be too excited to dress up as maids for the day but “at least we’ll be able to see kiyoko-san dressed as a maid too!” but no, kiyoko walks in wearing a tux like the rest of the third years and yachi is dead ™

daichi showing up and having war flashbacks from when suga had to dress up as a maid because oh god why is his skirt so short it looks even shorter than the others fuck

kageyama getting a shit ton of complements bc he looks like a mix between a greek goddess and an actual fucking porn star and hina getting upset that everyone’s trying to flirt with kags

tsukki trying to keep a straight face when yama picks stuff off of the floor in his maid costume right after yama “accidentally” drops things on the floor

oikawa showing pictures of iwa in his maid costume from last year to everyone and getting his ass kicked by iwa afterwards (which was inevitable, of course)

kyoutani hating wearing the costume and getting pissed off at everyone who complements him while he’s wearing it until yahaba does and yahaba swears he sees a faint blush across his cheeks as kyou tells him to shut up

kenma trying to discretely play video games instead of working, and kuroo scolding him each time he catches him 

kuroo using scolding kenma for playing video games as an excuse to look at dat ass check out kenma while he’s in his maid outfit

lev having a shorter dress because they couldn’t find one that would both fit him and not make the dress so short that it looks like he’s wearing lingerie

the same thing happening with aone except the problem isn’t only his height, but also the fact that his muscles are literally bulging out of the dress even though he was wearing the largest size

bokuto not being able to focus on working and accidentally dropping and running into things bc he can’t take his eyes off of akaashi in his maid outfit and is constantly complementing him on it every 5 seconds, usually involving owl puns (AKAASHI, you look bea-HOOT-iful in that maid outfit!!)

@furudate pls make this happen i have a n eed

Dating BTS would include......

 Jin

  • Food related dates
  • squishy nicknames 
  • laughing for 8 minutes straight 
  • warm fluffy hugs
  • a calm unproblematic life

Jhope:

  • *cue seagull screaming from the both of you at three a.m*  
  • random body gags
  • shitty puns
  • getting hype af when one of you does something cute
  • being sunshines together 

Rap monster:

  • buying spare cups in case the other ones broke
  • jamming out to music in the car with hyena singing and weird body rolls and the people in the cars next to you debating whether to call the police or the ambulance   
  • half of his mixtape is about you 
  • matching ootds
  • dimple poking

v: 

  • binge watching animes
  • random ass texts
  • everyone looks at you both weirdly 
  • endless loveydovey moments 
  • alien mode activates randomly 

Suga:

  • you being the only ones allowed to diss each other 
  • chilling on the couch with cuddles here and there 
  • rare ‘ i love you’s but very sincerely said
  • teasing is considered PDA
  • shit ton of deep ass lyrics dedicated to you

Jimin:  

  • cute smol handholding
  • warm kisses
  • ice cream dates
  • shared sweaters
  • either chimchim or daddy!jimin no in between 

Jungkook: 

  • Awkward laughter 
  • cute compliments
  • occasional sexy muscle pig kook
  • inside jokes
  • random moments where you both do weird shit no one understands