and a shit load of math

seventeen as seatmates

s.coups: doesn’t talk a whole lot during class but loves to talk to you in between classes; you’re always borrowing stationery from him

jeonghan: “hey I’m taking a nap cover for me”; even during tests as soon as he’s done he’s like “good night dumbasses I’m going to bed”; still tops the class

joshua: this boy is attentive as hECK; but he doesn’t even need to be bc he studies 3 chapters ahead; always willing to explain stuff to you

jun: opposite of cheol bc he never has anything; “hey can I borrow your stapler” every day; his pencilcase is full of pens that no longer work

hoshi: wEw hyperactive class clown no. #1; way too energetic all the time except when there’s a test; then he’s like “time to drop out and become a road sweeper”

wonwoo: so quiet you thought he hated you at first but no he’s just shy!! makes dumb puns whenever the teacher says stuff and gets upset if you don’t laugh at them

woozi: pretends to not give a shit; shows up every morning like “yo lend me your math homework mine’s still blank” and proceeds to copy from you; secretly works really really hard

dokyeom: class clown no. #2; constantly corrects the teacher like a smartass but never gets in trouble bc look at his smILE!!! draws smiley faces all over your papers

mingyu: doodles on all of your stuff; neat freak to the max; arranges your books for you; “gyu wyd they’re already in order??” but he’s like “nO they have to be alphabetised”

minghao: generally doesn’t talk much but he makes loads of snarky remarks under his breath and gets you in trouble bc you laugh too loud; hates blue pens for some reason

seungkwan: has a stash of snacks under his desk at all times; talks a lot so sometimes you two get really distracted; and you get in trouble a lot for talking

vernon: really wants to pay attention in class but his mind just drifts off; always asks you what the teacher said so you just send him pictures of your notes

dino: really energetic and excited in class; tells you a lot of stories; between classes he’ll tell you about his day and ask you about yours; still pays attention though and does really well

boyfriend! kang daniel

how you meet kang daniel and what kind of boyfriend he is


  • so kang daniel is your classmate, and he’s that super popular but also funny person that all the students and teachers love
  • daniel is always surrounded by a group of fangirls, which naturally results in malicious rumors about how he’s a fuckboy
  • but daniel is in your math class and he sits right in front of you
  • at first you kind of had your preconceived opinions about him like “oh shit he’s a fuckboy i ain’t talking to no fuckboy”
  • but you’ll eventually start talking to him after he forgets his pencil one day and turns around to ask you for one with a pleading smile
  • and then you guys begin your miraculous friendship which consists of lots of debates about dogs vs cats, and you realize how much of a loser he actually is??
  • like where’s mr. popular i-play-3-sports guy??
  • all he talks about is cats, and he always shows you pictures of his cat
  • you guys start texting and 90% of your texts consists of arguments 
  • like you’re a dog person but daniel is an aggressive cat advocate
  • “cats are way cuter than dogs”
  • “haha bET. who’s gonna be crying on your deathbed? not your goddamn cat bc that unloyal hoe is running off to find the next person to feed him”
  • daniel’s actually really spacey sometimes 
  • like once after class when everyone was packing up, his hands fly to his pockets and he digs through his backpack in panic
  • and you’re just like “what’s wrong??”
  • and then he wildly looks around and says “i lost my phone”
  • but he actually gave you his phone to look through his cat pic album like 5 minutes ago and totally forgot
  • so you just wave his phone in front of his face and give him the “are you an idiot or are you an idiot” look
  • and he just sheepishly laughs and scratches the back of his head in embarrassment
  • that’s when you realize how fucking cute his smile is
  • and your heart is racing a little but you give yourself a pep talk like “no i am not falling for no goddamn fuckboy”
  • but of course love never goes the way you want it to and suddenly you start noticing that you stopped paying attention in math and started daydreaming about daniel
  • and one day daniel asks you to tutor him in math since he’s failing and desperately needs to pass the next test in order to not flunk the class
  • but in this world it’s give and take so you’re like “what’s in it for me”
  • by this time daniel knows you pretty well and he’s just like “free food + starbucks every day you tutor me”
  • and you’re thinking like “shit he’s loaded. pls be my sugar daddy
  • so you start tutoring him after school at the starbucks across the street
  • you realize that daniel naturally picks things up right away but that he was just too lazy to study 
  • 50% of the time studying, other 50% arguing 
  • daniel feels super comfortable with you now and he really appreciates that you see him as just kang daniel not mr. popular
  • since you go there everyday after school, the barista knows your names and orders already 
  • and one day the barista goes “you guys are such a cute couple!”
  • and you’re too shocked to say anything but daniel immediately replies “thank you! we get that a lot” 
  • after you get your drink, you turn to him and say “wtf was that?? stop joking, you piece of shit” while punching him lightly
  • but he just laughs and you notice how his eyes crinkle and you can’t help but laugh too 
  • and then he whispers “but we could be a real thing if you want” and winks
  • you just laugh at him now bc you assume that he’s just messing around again “i hate you stfu”
  • but you miss the flash of disappointment in his eyes bc he was kind of testing the waters to see your hypothetical reaction
  • so now he’s convinced that you don’t like him and is really really disappointed ;;;
  • the next time you show up to class, he’s seems a little more distant
  • like he won’t laugh at your stupid jokes as much and you’ll be like “is something wrong,,,” and he’ll just shake his head and brush you off
  • and this continues for like the next few days so you know something is wrong
  • but you decide to leave it alone since you respect other people’s privacy (cough cough)
  • he’ll probably tell you when he’s ready right?
  • anyways at lunch you’re just chilling with your friends, minding your own business and trying to forget about daniel, but ong seongwoo comes out of nowhere and drags you to the nearest hallway 
  • and you’re like “woah what’s up”
  • and he gives you this disapproving mom look 
  • “did you really just reject daniel?”
  • “um what the fuck? where did you get this fake news from”
  • so ong has to explain to your oblivious ass that daniel likes you
  • but you’re like “um sorry no your jokes are not funny”
  • better being pessimistic than getting played amirite
  • and so he literally drags you to daniel who is sitting alone and listening to his emo playlist with his bangs over his eyes looking like a fucking member of my chemical romance or some shit bc the only girl he liked thinks he’s a joke
  • “tell her already jesus christ stop listening to that goddamn emo shit”
  • and ong leaves you two alone
  • you just end up staring at daniel wondering what kind of drugs he took today to end up like this
  • and then daniel ends up spurting some incomprehensible confession, “sorryireallylikeyouandididntknowwhattodobecauseithoughtyouhated me???”
  • he kind of turns red and gets embarrassed and really pouty 
  • but you’re just thinking of how cute he is and how much you really want to poke his cheeks
  • “wtf did kang daniel just say he likes me” never goes through your head bc you’re a boss ass bitch and everyone fucking loves you okay no need to act surprised
  • and when you don’t say anything he’s just like “i just ruined our friendship didn’t i”
  • “um sorry but what’s in it for me” is your response, and you give him a wink 
  • he immediately looks relieved and starts laughing “free hugs and cuddles and kisses from me”
  • and daniel is such a sweet boyfriend
  • like he always notices the littlest things about you and puts you before anything else
  • loves cuddling and back hugs!!!!
  • likes resting his head on the crook of your neck
  • nap time with dan is a thing with lots of cuddling
  • you wake up all the time wrapped in his arms
  • v protective,,, makes you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, always holds the umbrella for you, 
  • gets jealous sometimes and just gets all pouty before you reassure him that there’s nothing to be jealous about
  • kind of touchy
  • not afraid of pda
  • smells like a mix of cinnamon and vanilla
  • aesthetic coffee shop dates!!!
  • “reminds me of the place where i fell in love with you”
  • dogs vs cats argument is still a thing
  • “okay fine dogs are cute too, but you’re still the cutest” 
  • y’all are cute you have matching stüssy outfits (daniel’s idea)
  • blasts exo music 24/7
  • “daniel pls stop doing the kokobop challenge. we’re in public”
  • “choGIWA”
  • “chogiw—e’re breaking up”
  • “wait no i’m overdosed on your love!!”
  • biggest exo-l ever
  • that’s right my type is his favorite pick up line
  • cute mochi!!!!
  • like that pink peach thingy with the buck teeth is actually him
  • when he smiles, his buck teeth show, and it’s honestly so adorable
  • he wanted to get them fixed but you were like “um no?? how dare you even suggest that”
  • kind of insecure about his physical appearance sometimes bc of what happened in his past :(
  • but you assure him that he’s the sexiest mochi ball you’ve ever laid eyes on
  • okay but you were low key ready to get on the nearest train to busan and jump daniel’s former bullies
  • no but for real you were ready to clock some bitches 
  • “what’s their kkt babe imma bout to track them down and make them catch these fucking fists”
  • “aww you’re so cute :’)”
  • notices small things about you
  • buys ice cream for you when you’re sad,
  • knows all your favorite foods so he can bribe you make you happy :)
  • overall 10/10 best boyfriend ever 

Pairing: G-Dragon (Big Bang) x Reader

Genre: Smut (kind of)

Length: 878 words

Warning(s): suggestiveness (loads of it), mild language, MATH !

Originally posted by hell-ogoodbye

Mondays sucked. Like, they really sucked. You rolled your eyes and swung back in your chair, eyes fixed on the torturously slow movement of the clock hand. The clock showed 12:30, and your heart leapt in your chest as you heard the bell ring, giving you permission to escape this prison of a class.

You sprung up out of your seat, whistling a familiar tune, but suddenly froze in your tracks. Shit. No. Math test. Your mother had severely warned you about what she expected from this test. She’d said you’d have to consider the serious consequences of doing badly in school otherwise.

You groaned internally. As if you’d had time to revise for this stupid test. Rolling your eyes, you slumped back down in your seat as the other students swiftly made their way out of the classroom to get lunch. You pulled out your math book and reluctantly opened it to the topic you were meant to have studied for.

You heard the door open loudly, followed by the sound of footsteps approaching your desk. You looked up to see Kwon Jiyong, a tall boy in the year above you.

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hello everyone~ just wanted to ask you all something and make a quick announcement! so announcement first, ‘his’ will be uploaded next monday. i apologise deeply for doing this to you all, i really wanted it to be finished but i’m literally finding no time to do so as the college i attend as dumped a shit load of math work on me for my final test which is coming up at the end of the month (where i live, if you fail it in school, you have to redo it in college) so yeah, i hope you can all understand and hopefully be patient with me. thank you!!

and the thing i wanted to ask was how would you all feel if i wrote (after everything is complete, idk if i’m going to do it yet though) another ‘his’ type of au but in this one, it’s Sehun finding his mate??? obviously it’ll be called something different but i just wanted to know :)) thank you everyone!

Colors (Part 9)  [Min Yoongi X Reader]

Originally posted by koreanmusicfan

Genre: Gang-Mafia Au/ Angst (M)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 /Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13  / Part 14 / Part 15  / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20

                                              Part 9 : Family

Bright green hair and a set of deep dark hollow eyes, it was too contrasting.

He looked serene yet fierce at the same time

His eyes had a way of speaking loud and clear. Words were irrelevant.

It was undeniable that the way Min Yoongi presented himself was formidable, even when you could see blood all over him.

Min Yoongi painted himself red with such finesse that it didn’t look like murder but ‘Art

Staring at his face and you could only wonder “who are you really Min Yoongi?”

Namjoon sat in front of us with an ice pack pressed to his left cheek, his already plumped lips looked swollen and yet he smiled ear to ear while staring at Yoongi. On the other hand, Yoongi showed no hint of emotion on his face. No anger or disdain, any kind of remorse or concern he had in his eyes for you about 10 minutes ago was thrown out the window the minute Namjoon had left you two alone in the room.

“What did you tell him about us?” Yoongi had questioned you with bitterness in his mouth.

At first, you didn’t understand the question but then it clicked. You weren’t his first concern obviously; his people were his first concern.

“Nothing. I told him nothing” you had replied with a little hitch in your throat.

“If I come to know that you’ve told him anything about us. I swear to god y/n, Namjoon would be the least of your concern” Yoongi had said without even looking at you.

It’s okay, you’re safe now.

What a load of bullshit!

“Why are you even here?”  You asked with  utter confusion. You failed to understand Min Yoongi, one moment he came running to save you and in another, he was threatening to do the worst to you.

“Because, I like coming here to meet Namjoon every once in a while. To discuss news, weather, politics over coffee.. Why you think?” Yoongi had replied rolling his eyes.

“I never asked you to come here so you don’t have to be such an ass-”

“Try being a little grateful for once. If I was a little late Namjoon would’ve already chewed you up and spit you out. If you were lucky you would be dead.. If not..”

“But you’re the reason why all this is happening?” you muttered.

“I beg your pardon?”

“You did this. You’re the reason why all of this is happening. Taehyung was the one who stole Namjoons guns; you were the one who put me in that room for a month for no damn reason. My only fault was I went on a date with Yungjae”

Yoongi looked at you in some kind of disbelief.

“So don’t blame me for the incompetence in your own men. You keep finding faults in others have you ever tried looking in the mirror?”

“You’ve got galls to say that. Seeing where you’re standing right now. You’re making me regret my decision by the second.”

“Then you shouldn’t have come. What difference would it really make? If I’m here with Namjoon or there with you. You’re both just like each other..”

Yoongi’s expression changed into a grim one as he glared at you angrily

“Did I hit a nerve? It’s true Yoongi! Flip the coin and see it for yourself. You won’t be able to tell the difference, I know I can’t”

“Don’t test my patience y/n, not right now. You won’t like it”

The room went still for a moment until you heard the sound of door opening.

“You haven’t changed a bit have you hyung? Still the same! 4 years and nothing changed except your hair. I liked your natural hair more, though. ” Namjoon said in a Joyful tone.

Yoongi shifted a bit in the seat and crossed his legs over one another.

“I could say the same for you. You’re still as fucked up as you were 4years ago. Maybe a bit more!”

Namjoon smiled widely and put the ice pack down on the table.

“I miss those days. Things weren’t so complicated back then. Back then we were family..”

“‘Remember, ‘We’ were family. Weren’t we hyung? Until you found a new one and threw your brothers out”

“Oh yeah, I threw you out.” Yoongi said with no interest “but you left out the part where you killed a 14-year old boy brutally for no reason”

“15,” Namjoon said biting his lower lips, “I think he was 15”

“What does it matter? He’s still dead and you killed him.”

“oh, c’mon hyung! I can’t believe you’re still stuck on that. It has been 4 fucking years! Get over it already”

“He was a part of our family”

“He was a TRAITOR”

“HE WAS MY BROTHER!” Yoongi’s loud voice startled you “Jungkook was my brother. And you killed him.”

“Not your blood brother hyung. You and I were more brothers than you and Jungkook. You thought he was just a kid but he was giving out information-“

“I only spared your pathetic life because I owed you one or else I wouldn’t have flinched before shooting you right in the head”

There was pin drop silence in the room. Namjoon gasped and placed a hand on his chest dramatically.

“Ouch, that hurt. ” he said mockingly and laughed. “Hyung let the bygones be bygones.. We met after 4years and this is what we’re talking about?”

And then his eyes found you.

“-Oh! So silly of me, between all this talking I had totally forgotten miss. y/n was in this room too”  Namjoon grinned.

Hearing your name from his mouth was enough to make your eyes go wide.

“Tell me hyung.. What makes her so special that you came running all the way just to save her life?” Namjoon asked Yoongi with a sly grin.

“I didn’t come here to save her life,” Yoongi said uncrossing his legs and sitting straight.

“Huh. Interesting.. You don’t care about her yet you risked your own precious life for her?”

“Who said I’m risking my life?”

“You came here all alone; they took your gun outside. I could kill you right now? What’s stopping me from doing that?”

i’ll explain it to you in such a way that you understand it easily, you have your control over east area. And I have control over both west and north. It doesn’t take much to do the math and tell that I have an upper hand here. So kill me and it will rage a war among quarters. You lack manpower and backup too. Since I’m the one who has been paying a shit load of taxes to that pig Young-shin. I have his and my men posted around almost, everywhere.”

“After I die, Jimin will take over my place instantly. And you know Jimin better than I do. How many of your men has he killed alone?”So, take out your gun and shoot me. I dare you. And Once you’re done digging my grave, start digging yours too, Joonie” Yoongi smiled and you saw the hesitation peeking on Namjoons face. He pondered for a while before speaking up

“You got me there,” Namjoon said scratching the back his neck with his hand.

“But that still doesn’t answer my question, hyung.

-why are you here really here?”

“To carry out on our ‘deal’. Why else?”

“50” Yoongi scoffed “I don’t even give 50% to Young shin and more than half my men are actually his men. If I gave him a little more he would start cleaning the dishes at our place”

You sat beside Yoongi without saying a word. As long as your life wasn’t on stake you couldn’t care less.

“35% of everything. Drugs, money, guns. Everything. I think it’s a pretty sweet deal” Namjoon said rubbing his lower lip with his thumb.

“25% for next 5years”

“Unacceptable” Namjoon mouthed

“Then don’t accept it and I’ll leave” Yoongi shrugged.

You saw the conflicted look on Namjoons face.

“On top of that I’ll make sure Taehyung never steps his foot in this place . I can guarantee you if he ever does it again, I’ll hand him over to you myself.”

“Fine” he said with his head nodding up and down. “Fine. But if you ever fuck up this deal Yoongi.. You’ll regret it big time. Now, Get out of here! And keep your dogs at bay”

Yoongi smirked, got up from his chair and straightened his coat.

“And you yours. I’m happy we could come to a mutual agreement. I hope to never see you again Joonie”

That was it. Everything was done. Nothing bad happened. It was over, no one died. You would get to go home now. You were still sitting on your chair, lost in your thoughts when a hand slid under arm and you scooped you up.

“What are you waiting for? You want me to give you a piggy back ride?” you shook your head “Then walk!” Yoongi said before dragging you along with him towards the door. You were almost there when..

“Yah yah! What is this?” Namjoons voice halted Yoongi’s footstep stopping him dead on track.  Yoongi sighed and turned around and let go of your arm.

“What is it now?”

“I completely forgot to mention a very important part of this agreement.”

“We already went over everything, didn’t we?”

“Not everything hyung.. Not ‘everyone’.” Namjoon smirked while eyeing you standing beside Yoongi.

No, no. No Yoongi wouldn’t let it happen. He can’t let this happen. This can’t be happening. Suddenly you were gripping his arm. Nails digging into his clothed skin. One hand tightly gripping the back of his overcoat.

“I want the girl Yoongi, hand her over to me and seal the deal. I will keep her alive, for now. I promise.”

To your surprise, Yoongi gave out a shrilled laugh. He removed your hand from his arm and pulled you in front of him.

“As expected, so pathetic of you Joonie!” he curled his one arm around your neck and placed his chin on top of your head.

“But I guess you’ve always been like that, always a pathetic little scum. Even when we were little, you wanted everything I had. You wanted my Books, my toys and then we grew up and you wanted my guns and then my position..

-And  Now you want her? Wae?”

Yoongi gently pushed your hair back from your shoulder and tilted your head a little so he had access of your neck and pressed his cold lips on the side of your neck all the while his eyes never left Namjoons face.

Because she is mine” Yoongi whispered in your neck, smiling. His hot breath fanning your face as he placed another kiss on your temple.

“Sorry Joonie but you can’t have her. You can’t have anything that is mine. You only get what I give to you. And you only get when you beg and plead. Like you’re supposed to you pathetic little scum”

And then Namjoon was red and angry walking towards Yoongi, Yoongi pushed you away and Namjoon pushed Yoongi against the wall with full force, his hands around yoongi’s collar.

“Let’s see how you talk when all your teeth are on the floor! HYUNG-NIM” Namjoon said before punching Yoongi straight on the cheek. Yoongi stumbled and got back up. He licked the blood on his lips with the tip of his tongue.

And just like that they were both on the floor. Punching, kicking, chocking as you watched in horror.

Yoongi was on top of Namjoon, punching him.

And then they reversed and Namjoon was on top.

He punched and punched and punched until Yoongi’s mouth was glistening red.

“Stop” you whispered “Please stop” but he wouldn’t stop. Yoongi looked lifeless.

“Stop! Please stop you’re killing him! Stop it!” you screamed and Namjoons closed fist stopped mid air as he turned towards you and smiled and you back paddled.

His hands were quick to grab the back of your hair and pull you forward.

He made you stand up and walked you towards Yoongi who was trying to get up.

“Such is your love for her hyung! You were right.. Maybe I can’t have her. You won’t give her to me” he threw you across the room.

“But that doesn’t mean i can’t have some of her” Namjoon said while laughing like in a deranged manner.

“Stop. You fucking piece of-” Namjoon was quick to shut him up By kicking him right in the stomach with full force. Yoongi curled up like a ball in pain.

“That’s a goal” Namjoon said wiping the blood from his face with his palm. And then he started walking towards you.

“It’s only going to get worst if you fight it sweetheart”

“Get off of me!” you screamed when his legs were around your torso. You were screaming and crying calling out for help.

You screamed for your mother

And then you screamed for help

You tried to kick and punch and you cried

And after sometime you realized you were only screaming for Min Yoongi.

“Stop it..” you heard his raspy voice “Stop it Namjoon.” He stood with his one hand on his stomach. Breathing heavily.

Namjoon removed his hands from your shoulders and looked at Yoongi

“You’re still fighting for her.” He said getting off of you. “Must be true love.. What else could be the reason?” Namjoon chuckled.

“ “Love bleeds you dry until the red organ ceases to beat” such a beautiful quote and so honest!  Will she be the death of you? Min Yoongi, the biggest mafia boss, feared by everyone and a king to so many, dies fighting for a girl? Sounds odd! Unrealistic. Doesn’t it? ”  

The room was filled with your soft sobs, Namjoons laugh and Yoongi’s heavy breathing.  

“Anyways, Let’s continue shall-“ Namjoon stopped mid sentence.

“What are smiling about?”

You looked at Namjoon and then at Yoongi who was grinning, a gummy smile carved on his face.

And then he started laughing, Giggling, he was cracking up.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Namjoon looked clueless “WHY THE FUCK ARE LAUGHING LIKE THAT HUH?”

“You think I came here unprepared. How stupid do you think I’m?” Yoongi stood straight and looked at Namjoon whose face only went milky pale.

“I had already told jin hyung that I’m coming here and we made a plan. As I had said before I have my men posted, everywhere. The plan was if I don’t come out of this place in 3hours.. They would come in”

“It has been, exactly, 3 hours and 10mins since I stepped in and they could come in any moment-“

And then there was a loud BOOM! You could hear loud screaming and sound of machine guns.

“Now..Oh I guess they’re here.. You better tuck your tail in and run Joonie! You fucked up big time now.”  Yoongi smiled and bit his lips.

“I’m going to fucking kill you Yoongi!” Namjoon gritted his teeth in anger and took out the gun from underneath his belt.

“I’m right here. And by the way, our deal is over”

There was a loud banging on the door. A man opened the door looking bewildered

“Namjoon we need to go. Now! These people are fucking butchers. They’re killing everyone..”

“You’re going to pay for this hyung” Namjoon said before giving one last dirty look to Yoongi and fleeing out the door in a hurry.

You could still hear the loud noises of gun fire outside, it was too loud so you placed both your palms on your ear and tried to block out the noise.

“It’s too loud..” you said. “It’s so loud. Make it stop, make it stop” you cried and squeezed your eyes shut.

You could hear someone calling out a name.

Someone was calling out your name.




You opened your eyes and found Yoongi’s face in front of you. He was shaking you frantically by the arm


Y/N! Are you listening?”

You nodded your head.  He removed his overcoat and placed it around your shoulders since you were shaking like crazy.

“Y/n! I have to go.” No! He’s leaving you here. He can’t leave you here. You started shaking your head “Please..No don’t leave me here”

“I have to go for now y/n, are listening to me?” his hands were cupping your cheeks “just Listen to me. I can’t take you outside. Not right now. It’s too dangerous.”

You were still moving your head saying “No- no” repeatedly.

“You can’t leave me here. Please take me with you I wanna get out of here please-“

“Hey y/n, look at me. Just look at me alright. Calm down. I’m not leaving you here” he moved his hand to the back and gently pushed your head in so your forehead was against his shoulder.  

“You just need to listen to me carefully alright” he whispered in your ear “I’m going to leave you here for now. I can’t take you outside, it’s too dangerous. I won’t be able to protect you. I need find Hoseok and Jimin. I need find a gun”

His hand found your back and gently rubbed it.

“You have to stay here. I’ll come back for you after sometime, I promise.. Don’t scream or make a noise. Just hide behind the desk until I come back.”

“Please..” you pleaded while tear drops soaked his shirt wet as you held onto him tightly “I just want to go home”

“Don’t worry.. After all of this, you can go home..”

“I’ll come back for you” that’s all Yoongi had said before leaving you in the room all alone.

He promised you he would come back and you trusted him wholeheartedly. Yet, a small voice inside of you was screaming on top of its lungs.

“He’s not coming back! You’re dead. You’re dead. YOU’RE DEAD!”

But you didn’t have any other choice. Sitting behind the table, you held onto his coat tightly while still shivering underneath it, rocking back and forth with your hands pressed to your ears trying to shut the noise out.

“He said he would come back..” you told yourself again and again.

Time was passing away and the noises outside were starting to die down.

He said he would come back

You were starting to think otherwise..

Why would he come back? And that even, for you?

What if he never comes back? You can’t sit here all day waiting for him. He could’ve just left you. If Namjoon has left the place you could leave too.  

So you got up and slowly started to make your way towards the door.

You hand moved towards the door knob, feeling the cold metallic handle underneath your palm, you took a deep breath and moved it when suddenly the door flung opened, almost hitting you in the face. And Yoongi stood in front of you.

It was a ghastly site; he didn’t look like the person who had left the room minutes ago.

He was breathing heavily. Both his hands were covered in blood; there was blood on his white shirt and blood splatter on his face too. Yoongi was covered in some much blood and most it wasn’t even his.  Well some of it was his, you could see the wound. The gun shot on his shoulder. He held his palm over it.

You backed away seeing him like that.    

“I said I would come back. C’mon lets go” he said before grabbing your wrist with his bloody hand and dragging you outside.

It was then that you saw the horror laid out on your way. Bodies of men, piled up. Limp and broken and bloody.  Everywhere. Someone of them looked too young.. Blood was everywhere, on the floor, on the wall. Did Yoongi do this?

They are all butchers.

He dragged you along with him somewhere, you didn’t know, you didn’t care. And then he stopped for an instance and leaned against the wall. His face scrunching in agony.


“I’m fine. I just need a minute”  Yoongi mumbled

“you can lean on me.. c’mon-“

“I said IM FINE” Yoongi hissed at you through his teeth.

“You’re not fine. You’re injured and bleeding. It’s better to lean on me now. If you faint on the way I won’t be able to pick you up” you argued “So please”

He looked up at you and placed his one arm around your shoulder.

“Where are we supposed to go?” you asked

“I’ll tell you the way.. just walk” Yoongi said standing up straight.

You  walked and walked, crossing different hallways and opening different doors. Until you saw a big door which looked like the main entrance of the building. You started swiftly walking towards it, with the limp Min Yoongi still on your shoulders when suddenly Yoongi stopped.

You looked at him in confusion.

“C’mon we have to go. The exit is right there!” You said with eagerness. Yoongi removed his hand from your shoulder and stood straight.

“I have to find Hoseok and Jimin”


Jimin was here too. You needed to see him too; you had a lot of questions to ask.

“You can see them later. We need to leave you’re shot-”

“There’s a car key in the inside pocket of the coat. Take the car and get out of here”

“Go wherever you want to go, go home. After that, leave the car in some secluded place. If I find any kind of damage to my car I’ll find you and I’ll kill you y/n” Yoongi said and turned around.

You grabbed his arm, the un-wounded one, and he looked at you in surprise.

“You’ll bleed out here. You can find Hoseok and Jimin later on. First you need to see a doctor-”

“You’re really daft aren’t you? I just gave you my car and your freedom. Just Get out of here before I change my mind” Yoongi said and turned again but you nudged at his arm and he pushed it away.

“What is wrong with you?”

“What is wrong with you huh? You’re going to bleed out here! Then all of this” you said while pointing at the dead bodies lying around at your feet. “All of this will be for nothing..”

“And I’m only doing this because i owe you one. You saved my life, even if you were the one who put it in danger in the first place. So I’m saving yours”

Yoongi looked at disappointingly.

“I know why you want to meet Jimin and Hoseok. Because you think you’re going to die. Well guess what, you’re not dying. Not now Not until you answer some of my questions. And I’ll take you out of this goddamn place even if I have to drag you out by your stupid hair!”

Yoongi scoffed and muttered “punk.” before grabbing your wrist and walking towards door with you.

“I have an extreme urge to punch you right now for your stupidity. You’re lucky i don’t hit women. Now drive”

He said just before getting inside the car.


When you were in that room and Jimin had come to meet you the first time he had said something important to you. You hadn’t understood it back then, but now it was clear to you.

We know what we have to do to survive through the worst

Worst was always in front of you and yet you had survived.

Survived with Yungjae

Survived in the room

And now you’ve survived Namjoon.

“Why?” Yoongi laughed and then his face pinched in pain “Maybe because I’m just a daft as you are!”

You understood it now. What Jimin had meant when he said he was a survivor. You saw it with your own eyes at Namjoons place. You didn’t need guns or fighting skills.

“Why did you save my life Yoongi?” you asked more softly now with tears still rolling down your cheeks.

You only needed him.

“i don’t know..” Yoongi said quietly his eyes still stuck to yours.

You could never get out of this hell, not now. Not anymore, since you’re already so deep inside. Namjoon would find you..Only thing you could do now is learn to live inside of it. 

We all get used to the darkness, if we don’t it consumes us

You moved your hand to Yoongi’s cheek as you leaned your forehead against his.

“Y/n what are you doing?” Yoongi gulped.

He was cold and damp, he smelled of blood. He was dying.

Befriend the monsters if you want to live another day

“I don’t know..” you mouthed just before pressing your lips against his.

You hated min Yoongi with every inch of your body. Yet when it happened it didn’t feel wrong or right.

His lips were cold and yours were burning up so melted into each other easily. Your hands flew to his neck and you felt his pulse vibrating underneath your touch. Yoongi pulled away and you caught him with your lips and just like that you had him.

His hands were in your hair, your face burning up both in pain and adrenaline. You tasted blood, his blood or your blood you couldn’t register. You didn’t care. You felt his tongue swipe your lower lips and a smile graced your face.

You needed Min Yoongi to survive in this.

You saw what he could do at Namjoons place. He had the power and you wanted it.

He had a family and you wanted all of it

You knew what you had to do to survive through the worst.

Yoongi hissed and broke the kiss and fell back on his seat. By the time you pulled away you were breathless.

“Yoongi just stay with me. We’re going home” you said with a smile just before starting the car.

anonymous asked:

I saw a soulmate au a couple days ago (no idea who made it or I would credit them) and in it a person has a sleeve of tattoos that show their soulmate's interests overtime. I read one where the reader was Peter's soulmate and (obviously) had a sleeve full of spider webs and Spider-Man related things. But I was wondering what would happen if both Peter and the reader where heros? (Maybe the reader has lightning powers or something?) GOD this is so long I'm sorry :) xoxo love u

long messages are the best because you can include all the details!! this is so fucking adorable but i changed it a lil bit (i hope you don’t mind!!) & soRRY FOR JUST DOING HEADCANONS I’M REALLY LOADED ON REQUESTS RN 

  • okay so everyone knows that you sleeve of tattoo’s you have is all about your soulmate
  • interests, keypoints in their life, hobbies, reminders 
  • + if they write on their arm, the other soulmate can see it 
  • so its everything 
  • it’s kinda an intimate thing though so unless you’ve found your soulmate, you’re supposed to keep it covered 
  • now yours?? 
  • it’s clear whoever your soulmate is a goddamn NERD
  • you have math formulas, star wars AT-AT’s walkers, a note to get groceries from aunt may, so much shit
  • & best of all 
  • spider-man 
  • clearly spider-man is a big as role-model for this guy 
  • along with a little bit of iron man 
  • but seriously!!
  • there is so much stuff about spidey it confuses you 
  • webs, pictures, just spidey 
  • and peter’s tattoo’s?? 
  • he just adores them! 
  • it’s got reminders to do homework (he’s in love with your handwriting), a bit about dogs & cats, the general family tattoo 
  • and then 
  • a huge piece dedicated to queen’s newest crime fighter
  • they haven’t got an official superhero name but peter’s heard (and seen) the fucking magnificent abilities they have
  • but whoever his soulmate is, really likes them 
  • because he’s got fuck tons of the tiny little lightning bolts among his tattoos
  • but you two meet in the cutest way 
  • like until sophomore year you never had any classes with peter 
  • and when you’re partnered together for like an algebra and
  • hey wait a minute i know that handwriting 
  • but ghdskdjakgd  you nerds still didn’t figure out each other’s hero identity for like another 5 months 
  • you’d literally been dating for 3 of those 5 anD STILL DIDN’T KNOW
  • until like one day during battle 
  • peter!?” 
  • you ripped off your mask in utter surprise 
  • how do you?– y/N WHAT THE HELL
  • lets just say you had a very long conversation after that
  • peter had a bizillion questions about your abilities as you did to him
  • but now you’re a crime fighting couple
  • like talk about power couple amirite
Signs and their most notable traits

((These are all according to some stereotypes and people I know))

- Is always energetic and radiates that energy onto others; has child-like tendencies and enjoys playful banter; THEIR GIGGLES/LAUGHS; cute cute cute

- ability to connect with EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in one way or another; are there for you during your ups and downs; strong-willed; just overall beautiful people

Gemini: eccentric people, never let things get boring; are never too proud but are able to appreciate themselves; are like art; easy-going and light-hearted

Cancer: sensible people with an easy-going, “chill” spirit; attentive and caring; look on the brightside of things but can connect deeply with

Leo: definition of “fair”; always seek justice in things; pay attention to you in return for attention; like to observe secretly; glow like the summer sun

Virgo: remind you of the soft wind, calm and relaxed; CUTE RAMBLING; careful with other people’s feelings; otherwise very jolly and like to spend time with other people

Libra: know the solution to everything; by talking to them you find your problems solved; are very fond of walking; give very good, comfortable hugs

Scorpio: will listen to you and try to make you feel comfortable in every situation; the MOM type; connect with you on an emotionally deep level; always take care of you tbh

Sagittarius: C-O-N-F-I-D-E-N-T; care loads about the people they care for and do anything for them; they don’t “do well”, they “ACE”; logical people, usually good at subjects like math

Capricorn: spend time with the people they care about only; are as beautiful as snow crystals; can be comfortable with in any situation, don’t even have to talk to them; kind of shy but come out of their shell eventually

Aquarius: make good jokes and know how to lift the mood; definition of “cool”; make an effort if something is really important to them; don’t put up with shit

Pisces: GREAT sense of humour; don’t even have to talk to you in order to know what you’re feeling; goofy!!!; energetic; enjoy almost anything; make awesome facial expressions

anonymous asked:

I just want to say that it's okay that you don't like Matpat, but it annoys me how much hate you bash on him. it's okay if you don't like his videos or believe his theories etc, but jesus christ, you gotta admit, this guy goes through a shit load of work to make his theories and videos. he puts a lot of work and effort into them, seriously. and considering how popular he is, he's gotta be doing something right making his videos entertaining. dislike him all you like, but give him some credit.

ding dong you’re wrong!

he steals pre-existing theories from other sources and then adds bad unnecessary math as filler, so i’ll give him nothing but my contempt that i have to hear 300 people a day say that Mario is evil

Don't try f*ck with what I do and expect to get away with it...

I used to work at a busy local Pizza “Restaurant” as a Pizza Cutter for $10 p/h cash in hand.

So my job involved cutting pizzas and sorting out the orders, not very hard unless there is twenty coming out of the oven in a minute…

Anyhow, I won’t lie I would make a couple of mistakes here and then with orders. As you would expect you would a stern talking to by the boss after each one. However after a while the mistakes started becoming more and more frequent to the stage where I was getting screamed at, I was now triple checking orders because I was sure I had them right.

One night “I” was up to eight mistaken orders; then I turn around and catch the mother fucker mixing up my orders that I had organised and then walking off.

I was f*cking furious! I was copping all this shit because this cunt bag was making mistakes…

So after that night I f*cking handed it to him. I told him what I thought about him and his sh*tty restaurant. There were NO safety or health standards enforced with the meals or anywhere in the kitchen tbh.

So here is what I do… turns out a lot of my friends ordered from the store so of course I tell them how there food is prepared and how there is no respect for the employees. By word of mouth one of the people still working there tells me their nights gradually began getting quieter.

Then I thought to myself “How else can I f*ck-over this c*nt bag?” Then I remembered that he used to make around $3500 - $4500 after “wages” every night. So I did some math and established if he had been cutting corners by keeping people off the books then he owed a shit load of tax and super to everyone that worked there.

So I made a phone call to the tax office and it turns out he owed them upwards of $2,000,000 AU provided he had been paying cash in hand for the past eight years the business had been running.

I’ll just say… there is no more local pizza shop. I believe the tax evasion also landed him some jail time so serves the c*nt right.

anonymous asked:

exam season is approaching fast have you got any gcse tips for revision or exams themselves??

well different things work for different people but for me these worked:

for revision

  • at least a rough revision timetable - plan well ahead so you’re not cramming things in at the end and give extra time to things you’re more unsure on
  • daily to-do lists
  • using bubble-maps or very easily readable bullet points. i found flash cards very useful for maths, bubble maps very useful for science and history, bullet points for english.
  • use lots of colours and fun stationery
  • for non-essay subjects, e.g. maths and science, PRACTISE PAPERS ARE KEY. JUST DO A SHIT LOAD OF PRACTISE PAPERS

for exams

  • for essay subjects, read the questions VERY VERY carefully - underlining/circling key words can help
  • also for essay subjects, ALWAYS plan. i always did very quick 5 minute bubble maps, where each bubble was one paragraph.
  • for maths/science/etc, don’t be afraid to skip questions and come back to them at the end.


Brad imagine, he’s popular and you’re a nerd; 

[Requested on wattpad] Brad isn’t famous in this btw

Brad has always been that guy who says hello to everyone in the hallways, gets invited to every party, and has hundreds of friends on facebook. You on the other hand are quiet, reserved, and well, a nerd as some may call you. Which is why you and Brad are the strangest best friends. Everyone tells Brad that he should find someone who’s more outgoing, more popular … more like him. He always shakes his head and tells them how you’re his best friend, nothing will change that. 

As you walk through the busy hallway, you clutch your binder close to your chest, hurrying to your locker. You hear snickers all around you, but you try not to let them bother you. You keep your head down as you push your way through people. “Hey Y/N!” A deep male voice shouts. You immediately know who it is. Jake, aka the boy who picks on you every single day. You turn your head to look at him, already nervous. “Yes?” You ask timidly. “You’re looking okay today, let me chance that for you,” he snaps as he shoves you against the lockers. You wince as he slams his fist against your binder, causing it to fall and the papers to fall out. “So I have a shit load of math homework. I’ll tell you what. You do my homework, and I won’t steal your lunch tomorrow,” he hisses. You nod your head quickly, avoiding his eyes. The sound of someone clearing their throat makes Jake look back. You take that as an opportunity to bend down and gather your work. “What do you think you’re doing?” You recognize the voice of Brad instantly. “What does it look like I’m doing? Getting this loser to do my homework for me,” Jake snarls. “Yeah? Well that loser happens to be my girlfriend and she doesn’t do anyone’s homework except her own. And for the record,” he leans down and helps you up. “She’s not a loser. She’s very sweet, smart, pretty, and an amazing girl. So I suggest you move along before I snap your neck.” You’re taken back by Brad’s words. Not only have you never seen that side of him, but he’s never said anything like that about you before. You see Jake glare at you before storming off. “Thanks Brad. You didn’t have to lie to him though,” you mumble. He shakes his head and wraps his arms around you in a gentle hug. “I didn’t lie Y/N. You are everything I said.” You shake your head slowly. “I’m not your girlfriend,” you point out. Brad smiles and shrugs. “That depends,” he says. You furrow your eyebrows together. “On what?” “On whether or not you’ll go on a date with me this Friday.” Your heart skips a beat and your cheeks grow red. “I-I…” You can’t seem to find any words, so instead you just nod. Brad grins and kisses your cheek gently. “Great. I can’t wait.”

honestly something my 4th grade math tutor told me that still stands true is it would probably help me loads to be organized on the paper and not just write shit all over the place like this

The signs as things my friends have done

Aries: ‘’this is a load of barnacles’’ -when my math teacher started explaining the pythegorean theorem 

Taurus: *sends me cat videos and is always eating random shit*

Geminis: *random faces while singing lady gaga*

Cancer: was driving and gave virgo permission to control the stick shift, we almost died

Leo: started talking about my boobs, comparing them to strange objects for measure, ex: aries’s head

Virgo: wont stop making out with my friend and says *ew* when i say hi

Libra: ‘’sorry im late i didn’t wanna come’’

Scorpio: spoiled civil war for everyone

Sagittarius: is reading an essay out loud in class and starts posing everywhere, i shit you not he put his leg on the teachers desk

Capricorn: *starts growling like a chihuahua while pissed*

Aquarius: accidentally opened up to me about his plans of world domination, stares at me like i’m a phenomenon when i smile

Pisces: ‘’hello friend i’d like to know if you’d be down to fuck me and my emotional traumas’’

How Vernon Changed My Life

Normal Person: I’m so done with this shit
Me: Man I’m so done with that over under shit

Normal Person: Started from the bottom now we here
Me: From carrot to karat, you get me?

Normal Person: *Throws really strong shade*
Me: I’m a mac and you’re a wack, you wanna know why? Because Im'ma pull up on you wack with a mac fully loaded

Normal Person: I’m broke
Me: Dude, I’m only sixteen, I only got a few dollars

Normal Person: Ugh I hate math
Me: Formula, formula, more mulah more mulah. I see the formula but where the mulah at?

God have mercy on me...

In my high school, we’ve recently had a new girl, I’m going to call her T. To give important context to my tale of fucking horrific cringe bullshit, I need to give background on my school and the people who are in my French class, and a bit about myself. (These are all important factors to the story!).

I’m in Britain, and the way most high schools work here is that if the school is quite full of students, you’re split up into A band and B band. A band is for all the good kids, the ones who will become politicians and shit like that. B band , however, is the shit pile. Here they put the little scum bags. (Me.)

T was put in A band. Prissy princess land. And yet, I kept hearing stories of how she acted really gangster, and put on a Birmingham chav accent and constantly spoke of how badass she was. I hadn’t seen her for myself yet though because the only lessons in which A band and B band are put in classes together is PE, Maths and French. I skive off PE and I’m in the retard room for Maths so I hadn’t the opportunity to meet T yet.

Anyway, I walked into French and whom was sitting in the back corner– in my seat– of course it was T. I was a bit late for class, so everyone was already deep into conversation by the time I got here. Our teacher was at the front, probably watching horse porn or some shit. This is what I hear:

“Haha, LOL!! Yeah so Schizophrenia is ,like, when you hear voices and see things and i totes have it!! The joker has it! You know, from Suicide Squad! I’m literally Harley Quinn, I’m psychotic.”


Now, a little detail about me.

I’m professionally diagnosed Schizophrenic.

I literally cannot stand to be near her so I just walk out of class and go to the affectionately named retard room. (Where the ‘special’ kids go.).

I catch up with all the lads later, and apparently she’s your typical tumblr white girl, romanticising self harm, making suicide poetic, saying they’re depressed and shit like that. 

Also, when I skive off PE, I usually go behind the PE block with a few of my mates or by myself and observe PE, but first I hang out in the changing rooms to chill in the warmth. I found out that T had drawn red lines on her wrist with sharpie, quoting the joker, trying to act all seductive like harley quinn,was carrying round a penknife and was faking hearing voices,and putting on a voice really growly and going;

“They’re t-t-telling me too kill youuu HAHAHAHHA!”,

I mean, what? 

As someone who legitimately struggles with voices and hallucinations and delusions and all that shitty stuff everyday-

I’m really pissed off.

I thought this shit was only on tumblr? Why has this happened to me?!

I’ll keep you updated on her super hardcoree XDD :33 life.

also do you want more British cringe? Chavs? Someone putting laxatives in one of my mates drink in the library?Or maybe our pedophile teacher who drops pens, bends down to pick them up and looks up girls skirts? Because I unfortunately have loads of cringe.

(I could even get you a video of some of the shit that goes down, I have on video some boy in my little sisters class (she’s in year 8, so 13) tipping mayonnaise down some random kid, or that time when I poured sex lube on the tiled floor of the maths block and out teacher was fucking slipping and sliding and falling over.).

feel free to submit any other stuff you got because xD rawr x3 harley quinn girl is p good