[text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom?
[text] I was thinking of incredibly embarrassing things that I could put in your room and then I saw that beauty.
[text] I know you love him so don’t lie.
[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?
[text] I’m not bribing you. I’m just suggesting that I’ll have sex with you if you do this for me.
[text] It’s a win win situation for both of us.
[text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone.
[text] Fuck off, Smythe.
[text] I thought I made it clear that I didn’t want to see you anymore.