and a life size cardboard cut out of him

OH MY GOD.

My english teacher just emailed me and said:

"I was curious to know who Jensen Ackles is seeing as you talk a lot about him. So I looked him up on google and discovered this is the man you put your time into worshiping:

(and then she goes) You have chosen well.”

you would think the life-sized cardboard cut out of Jared Padalecki that lostandteaworthy gave me would scare me when I wake up to it at two in the morning, seeing as the foot of my bed is the most convenient place for him, but no, it’s actually sort of comforting in a familiar way lmao

troibella asked:

[text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! | [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? | [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. | [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands.

[text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals!

[text] How is this a bad thing??

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thesmytherps asked:

[text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? / [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? / [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone.

[text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? 

[text] I was thinking of incredibly embarrassing things that I could put in your room and then I saw that beauty. [text] I know you love him so don’t lie.

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 

[text] I’m not bribing you. I’m just suggesting that I’ll have sex with you if you do this for me. [text] It’s a win win situation for both of us.

[text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone.

[text] Fuck off, Smythe. [text] I thought I made it clear that I didn’t want to see you anymore.