Downloaded tinder summer before meeting my current gf. Matched with 384 people in 1 month. Sleep with 3 guys, talk to 2 on the side.
First guy went to my high school and was great friends with my brother. Met up with him and right before I go down in him he tells me “I’m not the biggest guy out there” HE WAS SMALLER THAN THE IPHONE4.
Laughing during the whole thing. And never text him back.
Second guy has the sweetest southern accent and seemed nice as fuck. We only planned for me to give him a bj, but things happen and we fuck without a condom. He tells me he’s about to cum and i clearly say “not in me” he hears “nut in me” and that’s how my first and only pregnancy scare happened.
Third guy lives 45 mins away buy drives all the way out just for me. Have great sex and i get my first facial.
The funs not over. I go see my doctor and I got chlamydia. I take my medicine and message the fuck out of all 3 and they all swear they don’t have it. Whatever. Sadly shit happens.
On to my favorite story. I met a military guy, super hot, dark hair and the brightest blue eyes. Always sweet and I really saw myself with him. Until he sent me a dick pic. It was so small, I know size shouldn’t matter, but geez. I quit talking to him until I find him on ig 2 weeks ago. He’s happily married and was engaged while we were talking. His wife seems lovely.