and I did even though it's shit

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-signs- Min does not know shit, or anyone else on that matter. It’s become a bit frustrating, honestly. I’ve only ever met one person who just so happens to know sign language around here– that little-ler guy, he knows a little bit of it. Caught me by surprise, really.

anonymous asked:

Im sorry, can you explain the text posts you put up? im sorry if you already did

YEAH DOG!! so my roomie is pissed that i threw out all her rotten shit in the fridge because it was taking up so much fucking space that no one else could put their groceries in it and shes mad because i didnt give her a heads up (i gave everyone a heads up about a month ago that if shit didnt get taken out i was gonna do it myself) even though every single thing i threw out was literally months/years past its expiration date. on top of all the other passive aggressive shit she does around the house when she doesnt get her way

Favorite Vauseman scenes: These little hate fuckers
When Piper tore off Alex’s glasses I couldn’t help but think “Damn I hope they’re not broken you know how hard it is to get glasses in prison?

Im a little bit 50/50 with this one. Visually its appealing and I fucking love it. I love watching it I can rewind this shit all day. But without being blinded by how hot the scene is you kind of realize how fucked up it is. Its just not healthy. The first hate sex scene I’m like “okay guys fuck it out, get it out of your system” but after that when it becomes an ongoing thing its like the hate sex feels weird and I think its meant to feel weird. Like something is just off. Alex is hella pissed at Piper for what she did and even though she’s fucking pissed she still loves her so she expresses her rage by “fucking her the way she deserves to be fucked” and Piper is no longer interested in “love fucking” she WANTS Alex to physically hurt her ” Again seriously fucked up. Its almost like Piper wants to be punished and she thinks she deserves it. So much so that the idea of “ love fucking” isnt even appealing to her anymore. And its really sad on Piper’s end because its almost as if she’s telling herself that she doesn’t deserve love because she is constantly being told that she is horrible person.

Once they get out of their hate sexcapades my little Lexy-poo being the adorable little horndog that she is has forgiven Piper  and wants to “love fuck.” She wants to make love to Piper  and I want her to make love to Piper but  Piper crushed our hopes and gave me and Alex blue tubes. Piper has some strong ass willpower to say  no to that. If Alex said that shit to me  I’d be like “Take me mistress, do with me what you will I’ll do your Aladdin role play!”

One of the highlights of these scenes: Piper going down on Alex. Wasn’t prepared for that, never thought I’d see that. We finally see Piper delivering the Wet Chapman Treatment. She’s over here eating Alex like its the last meal she’ll ever have.

So heres hoping we get some Vauseman love fucking in season 4. I really want that good Vauseman sex its been so long. Remember  that scene  in 2.10? Thats what I want multiplied by 2

Netflix Review: Rita

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Rita is a Danish TV show about a woman who gets shit done. She makes the tough choices, refuses to play by the rules, and goes the extra mile. That kind of passionate drive also takes its toll, though: she chain smokes, avoids adult relationships, and is often very alone with herself and her choices.

When I read a description of a character like that, I think detective. Lawyer. CEO. Maybe even surgeon. 

Rita is a teacher. 

There would never ever be a show on American TV about a teacher like Rita. (They actually did try to make an American version starring Anna Gunn. I’m not surprised it was never picked up.) And yet Rita seems more realistic than any other teacher I’ve ever seen on TV: she desperately wants to better her students’ lives but doing so means a constant battle with parents, school administrators, and politicians. It’s true that there aren’t many teachers like that, and the show reflects that, but I think teachers like Rita do exist, and that their refusal to play by bureaucratic rules is the only glue still holding our crumbling educational system together. 

As with many professions, when women started to make up the majority of teachers, teaching stopped being a career for swaggering, sexy main characters. But Rita is definitely the main character of her story and more. She’s on a mission to help her kids, and one of those kids is herself: a victim of abuse who learned young that she couldn’t rely on her parents or the system to save her. 

Both the pilot and finale start, a little predictably but oh-so-satisfyingly, with the same scene: Rita smoking in a toilet stall in the school, reading what the students have written about each other and her on the walls. In the pilot she corrects “Rita was fucking the principal” to say “Rita is fucking the principal.” In the finale she changes it to “Rita is the principal.” And it’s the perfect summation of the transformation she’s gone through over the course of the series: from screwing the headmaster on his desk to attempting to have a relationship with him to building a relationship with her former female rival (and third in their love triangle) to that former rival choosing her to be interim headmaster. She’s not headmaster for long, but she uses the time she has to be the best fucking headmaster that school’s ever had.

I mean
Look at my otps
It’s shit
They’re all the fucking same
I swear to god
Valvert? Snarry? Master/Doctor? Cloud/Sephiroth? Heck blackice a bit too even though like half of the fandoms characterization of pitch makes me go “what movie did you watch”??
U kno what they all got
Protagonist/antagonist vibes, angst and reconciliation, enemies to friends to lovers, power imbalance, do I need to go on bc it’s all the fucking same
All my otps are the same send me to hell bc I live in sin.

It's funny

How in just a few years, even months, everything can change. I could go all deep and shit because deep stuff did happen but more like this.

IN THE FUTURE IMMA BE AMAZING AND POPULAR AND HAVE FIVE MILLION FRIENDS AND A BOYFRIEND AND NOT SWEAR AND BE SUPER SMART AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME!! I WILL ALWAYS BE SMILING AND ITS GONNA BE AMAAAAZING
(Me a little while ago)


Me now:

DESTIEL HOLY CRAP YASSSS
TWIST AND SHOUT NOOOO
JANTO YAY!
EVERYONE IS GAY AND EVERYTHING HURTS!
I DONT LIKE 99% OF HUMANS BUT IM GOING TO SMILE AND PRETEND I LIKE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE RACIST COMMENTS AND ARE EXTREMELY SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME TO BE POLITE
I WOULD RATHER BE READING FANFIC
I WOULD RATHER BE BINGE WATCHING NETFLIX
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD
RAWR
EWWWW BOYFRIEND
I JUST WANNA HUG EVERYTHING AND HATE EVERYTHING
I DONT LIKE YOU
I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN
FANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS
MORE FOOD
*sobs uncontrollably*
EW RUNNING
YAY FANDOMS
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FANDOM SHIRT ON!
SMILE PEOPLE
BECAUSE EVEN IF IM NOT ALWAYS HAPPY YOU SHOULD BE!

stupidthreats asked:

i was listening to korn the other day cause i wanted to see what it was like as an adult (after never having been super into them as a kid) and honestly like... a lot of it is pretty embarrassing but they also did some pretty unique shit? i could see some of that stuff standing up on its own even now if it didn't end up having so much influence on garbage music

lmao those anons made me listen to them again and I’m enjoying them, it’s weird though when I was a kid I loved the heavy choruses and angst but now I’m actually digging the unique guitar tones and drumming during the verses, and even some of the singing. like I don’t love it like I used to but I can still appreciate that they really were on some really unique shit when they came out and I don’t think they half assed it until later in their career, you don’t literally cry on a song unless you take your craft seriously

i know everyone likes to think that combeferre is the mother hen, but lbr ferre is the type of guy who drinks his weight in coffee and doesn’t even realize it, who starts an argument at ten o clock over conspiracy theories and cannot sleep until its settled and oops look its 3 a.m, did i eat dinner?

now, bahorel  though

bahorel ‘we’re cancelling tonight’s meeting for self defence lessons from yours truly cause i saw those guys harrassing you cosette, don’t brush it off’

bahorel  ‘i baked everyone’s favorite biscuits cause i know you’re all coming straight from class/work and u need the energy and comfort. also chocolate.’

bahorel ‘grantaire drink the fuckin water you’ll thank me later u lil shit’

bahorel ‘feuilly don’t forget to hydrate while you’re at work’ and ‘u have a early shift tomorrow go the fuck to sleep idc if the new episode of wtnv is out’

bahorel who is so proud when his friends tell him abt someone they just trashed

bahorel ‘whoops, sorry ponine your brother’s too atached to me cause im 2 cool, u gotta conveniently crash at my place after the awful fight with your parents, not my rules’

bahorel ‘doNt LiCK yoUR GODDAMN PaiNTbRUShes U idioTS ARENT U ART STUDENTS THATS HOW PORTINARI DIED’

bahorel ‘enjolras. shut up, drink the tea, and let me scratch your hair, if you your shoulders tense an inch more you’re gonna strain something’

bahorel “courfeyrac get your hungover drooling ass out of the carpet i need help with breakfast’

bahorel who has aprox. 14 patented slightly suspicious hangover home remedies

bahorel who always always always goes sprinting out of his way to help his friends

bahorel who always starts the cuddle piles

mama bahorel, is what i’m sayin

where did you go? | Sean thought of him often, even though he knew he shouldn’t. But sometimes, you can’t forget a person. They way they smile, laugh and the things they promise. It’s all engraved into your brain forever. That was Peake’s big thing. Promises. He promised they’d leave, make a new life, be than they were. He promised things were gonna be different this time. They were gonna make it alone, without the rest of the crew. And Sean believed every last word. Now, he realizes, promises were made to be broken.

Smooth Jazz // Sorority Noise | Love Is A Losing Game // Amy Winehouse | Nobody, Not Even The Rain // La Dispute | November Rain // Guns N’ Roses | Where Do We Belong? Anywhere But Here // frnkiero andthe cellabration | Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) // Green Day | Colors // Halsey | Smoke // Sorority Noise |

anonymous asked:

Dave, what kind of powers do you have? How often do you usually use them?

ah i can explain my powers! so basically i can see into the future… kind of. i can see what could be the future, not what is absolutely gonna happen. its pretty legit to use in a fight and in everyday life as well. ive thought about using it to cheat on a game show but bro would fucking kick my ass if i did that

ive been wondering if i might have more powers than that though. maybe related to time travel or some shit like that. the only problem is that i have no idea how to find out of i do though. i dont even know how i have these powers much less how to develop new ones

okay so !! its my best friends 16th birthday, holy shit!!
katelyn,
weve been friends now for a long time, almost a year, and i love you even more everyday. thank you sosoos much for always being there for me, and sticking with me even though im terrible at communication sometimes and can be a pretty shitty friend in general. i hope you read lots of beautiful lashton fics, and see amazing hqs of mikey (ooh did u see him lick his guitar i hope u cried). i remember i was at a low point in 9th grade, my mental health was so bad, but you stayed and you helped me and i will never forget that. i hope we never stop being best friends, one day we’re going to meet in real life and i can finally hug you and then fight u, REKT! ur so old now smh. but thats okay, youre a cute grandma!! :-) anyways, i love you so much and this was supposed to be much longer but i just took a bunch of pills for my bloody throat and yea, this turned gross. hehe i love you so much sweaty, i hope this made at least a little sense, hopefully it made u smile a lil too :-) I LOVE YOU SO MCUHC MY BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! irwi

Its strange to see things from a year ago. It’s not a long time but I’ve changed a lot. After everything went to shit and I was hospitalized, I did some things that could of ended terribly for me. I harmed myself worse than before even though I knew that you would hate it.. I even tried to end my life. If I had succeeded what would you of done? I think about it every day. I’ve gotten so much better in a year because my closest friend bullied me into helping myself, telling me about how happy you’d be to hear about my progress. I remember how proud you were of me back then for going just a month without harming myself. I don’t know if I’d be alive without you. In three months, it’ll be one year since I last cut. Thank you inkyreaper.

anonymous asked:

What was your main motivation to chopping your hair off? I love your pixie and have been considering one myself (like Jessica stroups) but I'm nervous!

I basically got fed up with it and chopped it all off again. I do miss it though. But it’s also cool having short hair

Pros: less hassle, no brushing or tangles, super soft forever, you look like you did your hair even if you didn’t, its cooler than a head full of hair in the summer, it’s cute, you’ll look like a fairy, less shampoo and shit being used ya know

Cons: you can’t do much with it during the summer, i feel like it’s harder to choose outfits with short hair because idk (same with pink or purple or whatever hair though), the constant “OMG you chopped all your hair off?! You looked so pretty with long hair” like thank you for the backhanded compliment it was unnecessary, and yeah. Mainly the styling part. I miss braids and stuff

anonymous asked:

hi morty you dont have to answer this but i need to send this for the sake of myself cause this has really been fucking me up lately. im sorry for all that i did to you. i shouldve been more responsible and i shouldnt have made you rely on me like that. im sorry that i could never tell you this in person. even though i was hurting you, i still selfishly hung around you. i'm sorry, morty. i can never really make up for the shit ive done to you. -rick

im sorr y i made you feel likke u had to apologize  rick , im its okay!!! your ggreat rick! 

kirishimamizuki asked:

11 & 13 :3

~11. anime you didn’t expect to like but did
- at first i though that Daiya no A is just another shit sports anime and now im like so obsessed its not even funny anymore

~13. funnest anime you have watched
- so so many! ones that come to mind - Haikyuu (im on a sports anime roll currently) or Noragami! I really enjoyed both of them very much and I’m so glad they are getting 2nd seasons.

【thanks for the ask! ☺️☺️】

In Harry Potter, was it ever said what kids raised in the wizarding world did for school before going to Hogwarts? Like, Hogwarts is where they go to learn magic and its when they get their wands and shit, but what about before that? All the first years act so excited for all the magic at the school but if they were raised wizards, wouldn’t they have been accustomed to weird shit like that? They all couldn’t have been homeschooled and sheltered

anonymous asked:

I actually did tell him if he leaked my nudes he'd go to jail for distributing child porn (good job little me for being woke) and he never did it but he also threatened to send them to my family and I snuck on my parents face books and blocked him I was that paranoid. He didnt post anything cuz he's a butt head and its been years so i doubt he still even has them. but i mean he was hella gross i could tell you stories like serious stories -M

Oh god you’re so lovely, little you didn’t deserve this shit

High five to bby M for being woke though!

Teen Wolf 5x10

man, that was intense. But awesome at the same time

Scott’s been inhaling wolfsbane all this time, I suspect that’s why his asthma returned

I really liked Parrish and Lydia’s scenes. They were sweet and informative

I thought he might be a Hellhound; I like that its a Guardian of the Supernatural

Malia cares a lot about Stiles. that’s touching to see. Man he’s going through so much

His jeep isn’t looking too good though; looks like its kinda dead for good this time

Liam beats him up, partly because of the Super Moon

Theo traps Scott in the library, after kidnapping Lydia

Poor Mason, he had to see Liam like that.

one word: BRAEDEN. She saved Malia and I had the biggest smile on my face when she did, even if it was a really brief scene.

Theo turns the dead chimera’s into his own pack. So shit just got real. Also, Theo is a chimera too. I guess I suspected that, but wasn’t confirmed till now. Also part coyote, so no wonder Malia eventually trusted him

Poor Scott; he’s feeling really defeated right now. I hope he gets his pack back

and I hope Parrish kicks Theo’s ass after this

I can’t wait for 5b man.

anonymous asked:

what are the allegations??

girls are making claims of sexual abuse against fil (the bassist) and lloyd, who is now the former lead guitarist, as he’s left the band.

i think its fishy because the screenshots had blacked out parts, looked photoshopped and same with the snapchats. and even though these things allegedly happened two years ago, but the person waited two years until a new album is succesfully released to mainstream success?? the whole things stinks of something dishonest. 

but yeah, lloyd left the band and now people are saying fil did shit to but im skeptical.