and (of course) the last is luna and hermione

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Tagged by: @mionejeans 

Thanks for tagging me, I´m finally getting around to answering this

Relationship status: All bi myself…

Favorite Color: Green, any shade really

Lipstick or Chapstick: I use chapstick all the time and hardly ever lipstick but I love bold colored lipstick so much (and I own way too many)… so lipstick?

Last Song: Time by Sabina Ddumba (I love her!)

Last Movie: Thor: Ragnarok

Top Three Shows: The Hour, Doctor Who and The Get Down

Top Three Ships: Uhhh…! This is so hard, there are many but now I can hardly think of any, I´m not usually a hardcore shipper but I´m sure there must be so many I´m forgetting. Here are some I like though: Ron x Hermione, Freddie x Bel, Luna x Ginny.

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P&P vs HP 2

I was motivated to do a few more of these, be warned they are hopelessly out of order. 

Molly (Mrs. Bennet): Well girls I hope you’re all ready to die in the hedgerows as your father flatly refuses call on Mr. Potter. 

Parvati (Kitty): *inconsiderate coughing*

Dumbledore (Mr. Bennet): You mistake me, my dear, I have already called on him.

Molly (Mrs. Bennet): *shrill tones* What an excellent father you have girls haven't I always said so?

Lily (Jane): But why say you hadn’t father?

[faint squawking sound followed by a loud bang]

Lavender (Lydia): Where did he go? 

Sirius (Darcy): [crossing the room to get nearer to Hermione, intercepted by Slughorn (William Lucas)]

Slughorn (William Lucas): Hello there, I couldn’t help notice you were rather important and thought I should introduce myself.

Sirius (Darcy): And you are?

Slughorn (William Lucas): [awkward laughing] Oh, I’m a pretty big deal.

Lily (Jane): Hermione, did you hear that Mr. Riddle pursued sweet Miss. Weasley (Mary King) all the way to London?

Lavender (Lydia): Sweet, Miss. Weasley? Sweet. Miss. Ginevra Weasley?

Lily (Jane):

Lavender (Lydia): We argued last year in a hat shop and she punched me in the face.

Hermione (Elizabeth): I wouldn’t call it a punch.

Lavender (Lydia): There were claw marks.

Hermione (Elizabeth): [talking to Luna (Charlotte)] Well, I’m not saying that Riddle is the best man ever I’m just saying that I haven’t met anyone that could hold a candle to his unbelievably…

Sirius (Darcy): *interrupting noises*

Hermione (Elizabeth): [turning] oh for fuc… [sees who it is]

Sirius (Darcy): Miss Granger could I ask for this dance?

Hermione (Elizabeth): *blushing to the roots of her hair* Oh yes, of course, it would be an honour.

[Sirius (Darcy) walks away]

Hermione (Elizabeth): [Mimes sticking her fingers down her throat]

Luna (Charlotte): Impressive, I’d work on the look of disgust though, men tend to find that off-putting. 

Hermione (Elizabeth):

Remus (Colonel Fitzwilliam): May I say, Miss Granger, what a pleasure it has been to meet you?

Hermione (Elizabeth): [swoons] you may.

Lavender (Lydia): I can’t believe you won’t let me got to Brighton!

Hermione (Elizabeth): You can’t behave yourself here I can only imagine the mischief you would cause staying in a whole camp of Death Eaters. 

Lavender (Lydia): [Fans herself] A whole camp full of Death Eaters. 

[Writing a letter]

Hermione (Elizabeth): Please tell me Aunt unless you feel bound by the same level of secrecy that Lavender seems to believe necessary, how did Mr. Black come to be there?

[Reading the letter]

Minerva (Aunt Gardiner): Brightest witch of her age my arse.

Sirius (Darcy): Regulus! 

Regulus (Georgiana): [walks into view]

Sirius (Darcy): [looks him up and down and his mouth falls open]

Regulus (Georgiana): Before you say anything I like the dress, and I’m keeping it.

Sirius (Darcy): [Shakes himself] and the bonnet? 

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P&P vs HP 1

Second Gen

I have a collection of Harry Potter kids headcanons that I thought I’d share with you all.

The Weasely-Potter clan kids (that aren’t her own of course) refer to Hermione as “Auntie Mione.” But when she breaks out their full names (first-middle-last or just first-last) ALL OF THEM (and I mean all twelve kids + Teddy +Scorpius) are prim and proper instantly. They basically snap to attention. And then until Hermione is back to her usual self they all refer to her as Ma'am.

Teddy calls Draco uncle instead of cousin due to their age difference, even though he knows full well they’re cousins. Also, the two of them actually have a pretty decent balanced relationship.

Harry is often completely oblivious to his kids’ and nieces’ and nephews’ shenanigans. He tries to be a good father, and is in every other aspect, but he really can’t seem to wrap his head around the fact that kids can be mischievous little demons, especially when they’re younger and cuter.

Teddy SPOILS the kids of the Weasely-Potter clan completely rotten. He also dons the physical features (hair color, eye color, freckles, stuff like that) of whoever’s birthday it is on their birthday and wears it for the whole day.

Victoire is viewed by many of her peers to be the responsible and rule mongering one when she completely isn’t. She’s not a troublemaker but she knows how to have a good time. She also isn’t afraid to blackmail her younger family members.

Rose and Scorpius are friends, even though in Cursed Child that’s not really the case because Hermione wouldn’t raise an intolerant child and I’m mad. Even if Rose had heard Ron’s anti-Malfoy shit Rose would still give Scorpius a chance because there’s no real proof in the rumors about Scorpius being Voldemort’s kid. Scorpius and Rose also end up becoming a thing. Scorpius has to deal with her cousins and siblings threatening him (Don’t you dare break her heart basically) in the beginning (except Teddy who is like “Hey, what’s up? This is what you should get Rose for her birthday, just so you know.”).

Draco basically ends up being adopted by the Weasely family and gets Weasely sweaters every Christmas and it’s adorable.

Teddy often helps the kids do stuff that would get them in trouble (like steal the Marauders Map from Harry’s desk). He also takes all of them out to like dinner or the park or whatever. He and Victoire somehow manage to look after all usually 12 younger kids (because there’s no way they leave Scorpius out once he becomes friends with Albus) and keep them from tearing the entire city down.

Mcgonagall loves having all those kids in the school, even if they are a bit of a headache most of the time.

Lily Luna Potter is the epicenter of the worst of everything. She takes mischief lessons from George as well as lessons on how not to get caught from her brothers and cousins (usually by watching them get caught). She is like Fred and George and all four of the Marauders wrapped into one adorable bundle of trouble that can also smooth talk her way out of most things (and if she can’t do it, you better believe her brothers will be backing her up). It also doesn’t help that Teddy and James Sirius especially encourage her. She has her grandmother’s perfect model student image with everyone else’s tastes for trouble. SHE IS A MENACE And the Scamander twins are her partners in crime

Teddy is incredibly protective of his family. He loves them and doesn’t let anyone hurt them.

Scorpius and Draco and Scorpius’ mom are all adopted into the Weasely family. They are fed and well loved.

Mrs. Weasely spoils the shit out of all of them. She also stuffs, especially Teddy, completely stupid because Remus and Tonks are awesome and she’s not going to let him starve ever.

James is actually protective of Albus, even if the two don’t particularly get along at home. One time Albus returned the sass to one of his bullies and ended up getting into a physical fight that he did not win. A crowd gathered around them, cheering. James heard Albus cry out in pain and was there pretty quick. He shoved through the crowd followed by Rose and Lily. Scorpius came from the other side of the crowd having been drawn by the same thing. James pulls the kid off of his brother and throws them to the ground. He glares down at them and backs them into a corner while Rose and Scorpius help Albus to his feet. Lily Luna watches in stoic silence. James tells the crowd that he is the ONLY one allowed to pick on his brother and that they better leave his brother’s friend (Scorpius) alone too. Everybody is pretty shocked. James leads the way to the Hospital wing, ordering everyone to move so that Scorpius and Rose could help Albus through. Scorpius calls to Lily and is like “C'mon Lily.” She remains silent for a minute before smiling and jogging after them (with a “Coming”). James gets in trouble with Mcgonagall but not too much because Mcgonagall can more than understand why he did what he did. And then Lily Luna basically plots a beautiful (but also mostly harmless) revenge prank plot because nobody hurts her family.

Neville Longbottom is Albus’ biggest supporter at Hogwarts. He often tells Albus about his school years and about how for his first few years he was actually really hopeless at magic and potions and could do pretty much nothing. He supports Albus and does not at all tolerate the bullying Albus receives in his presence. He tells Albus that you don’t have to have a great start to become a great wizard.

Draco is very accepting of Scorpius’ choice of friends and of Scorpius’s desire to hang out with the Weasely-Potter clan.

Lily Luna is sorted into Ravenclaw because I want her to be in Luna’s house because that would be cute. And to be honest I don’t really understand why Albus is the only Potter kid to be sorted outside of Gryffindor. It makes sense to me that if Harry and Ginny were supportive enough of the kids’ individual characters to raise a Slytherin then there could easily be another Potter kid sorted into a house other than Gryffindor. Hugo is also sorted into Ravenclaw Alice Longbottom is sorted into Hufflepuff while her brother Frank is sorted into Gryffindor. The Scamander Twins are also Ravenclaws. Victoire is in Gryffindor. So is Dominique while Louis is in Slytherin. Molly and Lucy Weasely are both in Gryffindor. Fred and Roxanne are in Gryffindor. James Sirius is Gryffindor and Albus Severus is Slytherin. Scorpius is Slytherin too. Rose is in Gryffindor and Teddy is Hufflepuff.