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The perfect plan concocted by Liberal ABC… give Tim Allen a show in the 90’s, let it run for 8 seasons and have it be one of the most popular sitcoms of the decade, then give him another show 12 years later, let it run for 6 seasons, and right as he says he’s conservative and compares Hollywood to 30s Germany….. Smash it with a hammer!

Tim Allen says being a conservative in Hollywood is like living in Nazi Germany

  • It’s hard to be a conservative in Hollywood these days. Just ask actor and renowned grunter Tim Allen, who apparently feels like he’s living in Nazi Germany.
  • “You’ve gotta be real careful around here,” Allen said during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night, before comparing being a conservative in Hollywood to living in ‘30s Germany. Read more (3/17/17 1:19 PM)
  • Tim: I'm not Batman. I have friends.
  • Ra's: You sure about that?
  • Tim: Yeah! Like Conner.
  • Ra's: He died.
  • Tim: Oh yeah. Well what about Bart?
  • Ra's: He died too
  • Tim: Lonnie?
  • Ra's: Coma
  • Tim: Steph?
  • Ra's: Faked her death without telling you and now you can't trust her
  • Tim: *scratches head* Well I guess I still have my siblings-
  • Ra's: Two of them hate you and the other one has no time for you
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: Okay but at least I'm still not Batma-
  • Ra's: Out of all your siblings you are the one most similar to Batman in skill, emotional distance, intelligence, and traumatic experience
  • Tim: *cries and stomps away in frustration*
  • Jaime: Have you seen Bart?
  • Tim: -without looks up from his laptop holds up a cheeto which vanishes in a second-
  • Jaime: Uh....
  • Tim: He got into my Monster stash, has yet to slow down.
  • Jaime: Shouldn't we call, like, The Flash for help or something?
  • Tim: Nah, this is the most work he's gotten done in ages. He already has all his homework for the school year done and is now tackling the RNA folding problem.
  • Jaime: The what?
  • Tim: -points at white board across the room- I don't know, man. You try to keep up with his thought process.