and and dolph lundgren


countdown until frank castle’s birthday. (2/16)


rcg while they were writing the s12 finale: Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies its always sunny in philadelphia episodes these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren mac mcdonald really going to town on this hot young lab tech dennis reynolds From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he commits crime again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab bar for some more full penetration. Commits crime, back to the lab, bar full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 20 or so minutes until the movie  episode just, sort of, ends.