AN: Hi! So, something like last week an anon asked me to write some Percabeth fanfiction (Post BOO) and I totally wrote it as soon as anon told me to, except that the thought that anon might actually want to read it never occurred to me. So, um, here it is! Sorry Anon! *sheepish grin*
“All I’m saying,” Percy said, kicking his feet over the cliff side and squinting into the setting sun, “is that I think Poseidon should have some level of jurisdiction over the rain.”
Annabeth didn’t bother looking at him, her nose buried in an encyclopedia of Ancient Roman Architecture, but she did raise one eyebrow. “Rain comes from the sky, Percy. I know California doesn’t get a lot of it, but really, you should remember enough about rain from living in New York most of your life.”
“If you think about it, though,” he said, tossing a pebble back and forth between his hands, “It doesn’t come from the sky. It comes from the ground, or from the sea, so technically–”
Annabeth finally put her book down. “Technically, it becomes Zeus’s jurisdiction as soon as it evaporates into gas and then condenses into a cloud, Seaweed Brain.”
Percy sent her a mock glare. “You think you’re so smart.”
Annabeth laughed. “I know I’m smart.”
She didn’t see Percy’s hand move until the cap on the plastic water bottle she had just picked up had already popped off, the water gushing out of its container and splashing in her face.