anarchist voices

  • Voice on the intercom: commands the children to place our hands over our hearts and ritualistically chant about our undying allegiance to a piece of fabric
  • Me: doesn't
  • Substitute teacher who has not yet been warned: PLEASE stand and face the FLAG young lady :)
  • My classmates: *pulls out popcorn*
  • Me: Ma'am I'm sorry to be "that kid", but the Geneva Convention states that
  • Anarchist voice: I've never read Lenin but I know that he personally strangled 600 anarchists using only a piece of dental floss so that means he never said anything valuable ever