analyzing shit

the elevator scene analysis

so here’s my over-analysis on the elevator scene that nobody asked for. i hope you’re ready for Keith being a pining little shit

so Lance decides to check out the pool. of course he would! he grew up on the beach and is the guardian spirit of water. that’s totally something he’d be all over. he loves swimming.

so it’s kinda interesting that Keith of all people would also want to go swimming. he’s the polar opposite of Lance, he’s the fire paladin. water isn’t really his thing tbh? (doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy swimming though, but you get what i mean)

while it could just be coincidental that he decided to go check out the pool at the same time Lance did, i get the feeling Keith found out Lance was going swimming and wanted to join him but pretended that he didn’t know what Lance was doing ‘cause he doesn’t wanna make it obvious that there’s something else he wants to check out

what do you mean “what do you think you’re doing?” Keith??? he’s wearing swim trunks and a towel and is on the same elevator as you how can you not make the obvious conclusion that he’s going swimming???? you’re a terrible liar 

okay look, i know how i get when i have a crush on somebody. i will find literally any excuse to be around them, but will try to downplay it and make it seem like i totally don’t care. i’d recognize that kinda behavior anywhere. and Keith? totally trying to downplay it right now. “i just so happened to want to go swimming at the same time my crush did and stopped him in the elevator before he could go without me but pffsh i totally am NOT trying to find an excuse to be around him. i’ll prove it by making sure he knows we will be on opposite ends of the pool and i’m totally not interested in being around him!”

okay Keith, i think we get the point ;D (the way he says this line sounds so forced like he’s trying not to make things awkward oh my god)

if you go back and watch this scene, Keith looks over at Lance first. probably because he just realized he got stuck in an elevator, with his crush, while wearing bathing suits. the first thing running through his mind right now is probably “hHOL YSsHIT”

Lance looks over at Keith like “are you fucking kidding me right now” 

and Keith is like “shit gotta keep acting like this is the opposite of the best day of my life”

so anyways we cut back to this scene after a brief moment with Pidge and Hunk, and while i bet Keith would come up with any excuse to get close to Lance, i like to think it was Lance’s idea to crawl up the elevator shaft like this. he’s the kind of person who would come up with crazy ideas like this if he was that determined to get to the pool. i have absolutely no doubt Keith was internally screaming the whole time.

he proceeds to bicker with Lance like usual and they shove each other. if you look closely after Keith shoves Lance back though, you’ll notice he keeps leaning against Lance more than before. probably ‘cause he’s secretly enjoying the physical contact


poor Lance, he just wants to go swimming. let the dolphin boy swim

Keith: this is literally one of the best things that has ever happened to me don’t ruin it

Keith spots the vent shaft and they finally get out of there

listen, i don’t know if it was just intentional but it seriously looks like these two aren’t looking in the same direction. Lance is looking up at the vent shaft like “finally, thank god” whereas Keith looks like he’s just staring at nothing in particular, probably thinking to himself “well this was exciting but now we get to go swimming which is gonna be even better. nice”

tl;dr: Keith found out Lance was going swimming so he wanted to as well but pretended like it was just a coincidence, and totally was secretly enjoying the fact that he got trapped in an elevator with his crush. and based on all the pining!Keith evidence we have so far, i don’t see why this can’t be the case.

Yuuri to Viktor: "after the final, let's end this"
  • me, now an intellectual: What this episode really means is that Yuuri will end their coach/student relationship because he could literally see Viktor's longing to go back and skate again. Yuuri's letting Viktor free. Free from him as a mentor but their personal relationship would never cease, it will only get DEEPER.
  • just like me in this fandom hALP

if you do not care about how zayn is being portrayed in the media, please stop calling yourself a ztan right now. zayn is being made to look like someone who only cares about his lifestyle and his ‘girlfriend’. they are creating a very public rift between this boy and his family and this is heartbreaking. this is the second installment of a series of public drags where zayn has been accused by his sisters of being a hollow, self-absorbed person. stop and think for a second if this image of zayn adds up with the sweetheart who is always on stage boasting about loving his parents and being thankful for them and his family. and please ask yourself why his sisters would choose to air their dirty laundry for everyone to see when they have never done so in the past. none of this adds up and if you are okay with stanning someone who is described as a jerk by his own family then go ahead and do so. i personally am here to stan that grateful and humble bradford boy who knows what is truly important in life.


The Lost Bladesman (2011)

The movie that Wen and Donnie first worked together. It’s about this character 关羽 (Donnie) was captured during a battle and since he’s such an honourable hero 曹操 (Wen) the…sort of General wanted to recruit him so bad, anyway 关羽 refuse to betray his lord but 曹操 still treated him so well and let him go freely even though everyone spoke against that decision. 

I’m sorry this is a terrible intro I tried I really tried

honestly the scariest thing about stranger things is how the only people who know what’s going on 100% for sure are the bad guys, while the 4 different groups of protagonists (the kids, the teens, the mom, the police chief) each are scrambling off on 4 different adventures each discovering only PART of the mystery but not the entire thing????

which is????

beautiful really. the shows plays with the dramatic irony of the situation to build of the viewer’s sense of tension and to also keep the viewer intrigued and clued in while completely left in the dark as well.

It’s a very good usage of dramatic irony in the suspense/horror genre and I think more modern day horror films should take note of this honestly?

shoutout to people who show their affection for their interests in different ways tbh some people like to talk about technical shit & analyze why the things they love are so great & some people like to shout & cry & “fangirl” & fawn over how wonderful it is & some people like to stay quiet about their interests but indulge extensively in them on their own time & some people like to learn as much as possible & share their knowledge about the interest & some people like to make art & create things relating to their interest & some people do a bunch of those things & some people do entirely different things & all of them are good & theres no wrong way to love ur favorite things as long as ur doing so respectfully. dont put flower crowns on serial killers tho

anonymous asked:

I have a couple friends on Tumblr that send you asks all the time but they don't follow you and it frustrates me because Support! My! Mom! Visibly!

its ok a lot of people check my blog but dont follow me i dont take it too personally because one moment im like analyzing the shit out of everything and the next im talking about dans chode its a mixed bag here on demonphannie



Like. ALL my ships are problematic (ranging from obsessive to hate and dominance and shit and that’s mostly because that’s how the characters are towards each other with no canon romantic relationship). And then THIS AWESOME SHOW CAME ALONG and at first i thought it would be queer baiting. And i was OKAY with that. I had experienced so much queer baiting that I normalized it and just ACCEPTED it.


Now i dont know if i can go back. Yuri on Ice set the bar so high. Yuuri and Victor set the bar so high.

These fictional characters opened my eyes that there is such a thing as a loving relationship that isnt shadowed by a need to dominate and make their s/o bleed.

I know I still love my other ships but a new light has been shined on them.

I don’t I CAN go back to accepting queerbaiting shows. I don’t WANT to.

At the end of the day, Yuri on Ice made it to my favorites in anime and ships and i just…..i just needed to let that out.

Emojiscope Translation
  • โš–๏ธ: Balance
  • ๐Ÿ’ญ: Out of Reality
  • ๐Ÿ—ฏ: Overthinking
  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ: Quiet/Withdrawn
  • ๐Ÿ”‡๐Ÿ“ฃ: Not listening, but speaking
  • ๐Ÿ“ข: Demanding to be heard
  • โค๏ธ: Relationships / Romantic Love
  • ๐Ÿ’–: Platonic Love
  • ๐Ÿ’•: Long Lasting Love
  • ๐Ÿ’”: Relationship Turmoil
  • ๐Ÿ“: Writing/Creative Language
  • ๐Ÿ– or ๐Ÿ–Œ: Creative
  • ๐Ÿ”: Analyzing
  • ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ‍โ™€๏ธ: Figuring shit out you've been stuck on
  • ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ: Listening to others / inner self. More introspective role.
  • ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป: Show-off. Arrogant.
  • ๐Ÿƒ: Lots of drive/ambition.
  • ๐Ÿ‘‘: Shopping
  • ๐Ÿ‘“: Come off as more intelligent
  • ๐Ÿ•ถ: Come off as more arrogant/egotistical
  • ๐Ÿ‘€: Watching conflict / drama
  • ๐Ÿค: Ignored
  • ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ: Participation in conflict
  • ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด: Lazy/Tired/Gluttonous
  • ๐Ÿ˜ณ: Embarrassed
  • ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜: More Attractive
  • ๐Ÿ˜‰: Flirtatious
  • ๐Ÿ˜: Provocative
  • ๐Ÿค“: Pride in Intellect
  • ๐Ÿ˜œ: Weird
  • ๐Ÿ˜‡: Nice / Acts of Kindness Given
  • ๐Ÿ’: Acts of Kindness Received
  • ๐Ÿค‘: Money may come to you
  • ๐Ÿ™ƒ: Mixed feelings / Emotional Imbalance
  • ๐Ÿ˜ค: Frustration
  • ๐Ÿ˜ก: Inner Conflict
  • ๐Ÿ˜ถ: Emotional Blockage
  • ๐Ÿ˜ฌ: Stress
  • ๐Ÿค”: Indecisive
  • ๐ŸŒž: Center of Attention (well-received by others)
  • ๐ŸŒ: Center of Attention (not so well-received by others)
  • โ˜„๏ธ: Wishful Thinking
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ: It's lit, tbh
  • ๐ŸŒฅ: Dreary start but good end
  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ: Explosive Behavior
  • ๐ŸŒฌ: Getting over something that has bothered you
  • ๐Ÿ—ž: You've Got News!
  • ๐ŸŽ: New Beginnings
  • ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Intuition is great!! Follow it.
  • โš”๏ธ: Conflict between wants and needs
  • โ›“: Instinct vs. Morales
  • ๐Ÿ’ก: Witty
  • ๐Ÿšฟ: Refreshing
  • ๐Ÿ—: Old opportunities finally being acted upon
  • ๐Ÿ”‘: New opportunities!
  • ๐Ÿณ: Docile
  • ๐Ÿ’ช: Feelings of strength/power.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ญ: Open
  • ๐Ÿ’“: Words come from the heart
  • ๐Ÿ‘‍๐Ÿ—จ: Criticism will be heard
  • ๐Ÿƒ: Misrepresentation
  • ๐ŸŒน: Stop and smell the roses attitude!
  • โ˜˜๏ธ: Lucky
  • ๐Ÿก: Domestic Life is Nice
  • ๐Ÿš: Domestic Life Sucks
  • ๐Ÿช: Work Stress
  • ๐Ÿ›ฉ: Adventure
  • ๐Ÿš™: Travel
  • ๐Ÿšจ: Warning
  • ๐Ÿฝ: Instincts are good!
  • ๐ŸŽ‚: Instincts are not good.
  • โœจ: Attracting Positive People/Experiences
  • ๐Ÿฉ: Supportive People!

Dammit, Emma is wearing gloves in the scene.  Even if we get a better shot of her hand during rehearsals, it’s unlikely that she’d be wearing the ring if it’s just going to be covered up by gloves during the scene.  So they very well could be engaged, but we won’t be finding out today.  Well played ABC, well played.

anonymous asked:

Do you plan on working on more episode analyses anytime soon?

I’d really like too, AT LEAST FINISHING SEASON ONE, but I can’t promise anything…
But I’m so going to analyze the shit out of the season finale. Unless it ends breaking our hearts and leaving us with a horrible sad cliffanger for months and months, thus stopping me from even just watching the episode again, until the wounds are fresh. But I’m sure that’s not going to be the case.

I know we talk about Northern Downpour a lot in this fandom…

But I mean have you guys heard ‘Stall Me’?




The crowd’s rejoicing / All of my dreams / Wake up to despise the world I once loved
Why would you bring me in if you knew what you’d become
So curse everyone and everything, even the sun
You gave up on you / And I gave up on me / Well, love came along and said, “Leave them be.”
“She counts on stars, astrology / My moods are mercurial / But I know Mercury”
Hold on death, the moon, the stars a sliver of you “

Like this song is not only about the break up and Brendon needing Sarah’s help to cope with the tragedy, but this song is Ryden AF.

Please Brendon just put your dirty laundry away, jfc.

The first line is obviously Brendon just singing about the tribulations of performing in an amazing band like Panic yet being unhappy despite previous success (presumably because of the creative differences that came after which direction to take from pretty odd, leading to the breakup)

For the second line, I think Brendon is scolding Ryan for promising to work for the greater good of the band even though he knows he is a stubborn visionary and wouldn’t want to compromise his own ideas for those of Brendon’s. (And obviously he’s upset and he’s unhappy with Ryan so he ‘’curses’ the sun.)

One day this band just decided we cannot work together anymore. And that is what this third line is about. Ryan and Brendon just couldn’t pretend to get along creatively anymore to make the other happy.

Mercury is the planet closest to the sun so it’s possible the allusion to Mercury is a nod towards Ryan’s decision to leave the band with Jon to found the Young Veins. Mercurial moods are also unpredictable or sudden so more band drama allusions. 

This last line is a bit out there but there is a moon illusion so I think Brendon is just describing a struggle. (? Please feel free to clarify)

TLDR;; ‘Stall Me’ is Ryden af and full of delicious post split angst.