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anonymous asked:

How does markiplier: an arrogant, bastard fatherless idiot,youtuber love AMY an graphic designer he liked since the beginning just to keep the fans from winning!?! I wanna be in the room where it happens...he kept me from the room where it happens for the last time...

“just to keep fans from winning” winning what? his affections? mark isn’t a prize to be won- he’s a person, a real person, who fell in love with a real person- a person that makes him happy. also, I love how you called mark a bastard (not true) and arrogant, though you’re acting like you love him and Amy stole him away from you. lmao. sick hamilton ref tho

We all know that Hoth was a simmering mess of hormones and stress and I would pay good money for a soap opera about them. Here are some things which Definitely Happened: 

  • There’s a betting pool going on who takes Luke’s virginity. The favourites are Han and Leia, but Wedge Antilles has pretty good odds, and there’s a small contingent of aliens who are convinced it will be Chewie (after all, who could resist that Wookie musk? Headcanon: most alien races consider humans soft and gross. Most alien races find Wookies absurdly attractive. Han Solo isn’t the ladykiller; Chewie is.)
  • Leia and Han scream at each other in every corner of the base. Everyone is desperate for them to fuck. They do not. The sexual tension is so thick that it could be cut into blocks and sold as wall insulation. More than once they are ‘accidentally’ locked in a supply cupboard in the vain hope that claustrophobia will act as the catalyst that enables their frustration to spark into true love – or at least nasty raunchy cupboard sex. It does not. All that happens is that the offender has legally changed their name to escape the Wrath of Organa. 
  • Someone paints a shirtless Han Solo on their X Wing. Leia is furious. Han is delighted: both at the highly flattering portrait (he has an eight-pack, he is shredded) and at Leia’s fury (you’re jealous princess/no I am not/you’re jealous, hey I can pose like that for you if you –). Hoth’s winter had nothing on the chilly silence that followed that suggestion. 
  • Luke and Leia both have very graphic dreams about Han Solo. Han Solo has very graphic dreams about the twins –  individually, together, he’s thirty fucking years old, why is his brain doing this to him.(Later on they will, individually, realise that due to Luke and Leia’s Force-bond they probably created a circle of Han Solo Sex Dreams: Leia had them, so Luke sensed her lust for Han which intensified his own lust for Han, which led to Luke having Han Solo sex dreams, which led to Leia lusting – and so on, and so on. For the sake of their sanity, they never share this revelation which each other.)
  • Luke is SO COLD. All the time. WHY DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE HOW COLD HE IS. He comes from a desert world. Of course he’s cold! What is all this white stuff? It was pretty for the first fve seconds but holy fucking Force it is so cold it burns and what the hell is going on with that? He bundles himself up in so many layers that he waddles rather than walks. Fearsome Last of the Jedi indeed.
  • Luke tapes a knife to a cleaning droid (disc-shaped things that swish around the base, sucking up dirt) and names it Stabby. Why, says Leia. Luke, the boy from Tatooine, shining and happy despite everything says why not. Why not indeed. Stabby is very fond of chasing Han. Han wants desperately to shoot the fucking thing– but then he sees big-eyed Luke and sharp-toothed Leia cooing over it and, well. A little bit of light stabbing is nothing, compared to those two smiling. 
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“I don’t engage in social media, which has its good and bad sides, I guess - but the good side is when people hate my guts, I’m kind of oblivious to it.“

So cut through the heart, cold and clear
Strike for love and strike for fear
See the beauty, sharp and sheer
Split the ice apart!
And break the frozen heart!

TV Trope - Act of True Love

The Act of True Love proves beyond doubt that you are ready to put your loved one’s interests before your own, that you are truly loyal and devoted to them. Usually this involves a sacrifice on your part, at the very least a considerable effort and/or a great risk. The action must be motivated, not by morals or principle or expectation of future reward, but by sheer personal affection. When your beloved is in dire need of your help, or in great danger, and you do something, at great expense to yourself, for the sake of their safety, their welfare, or their happiness, thus proving beyond any doubt that you put their interest ahead of yours.

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(Y/n) and jacob are imprints. Yet he is still obsessed with bella. So (y/n) leaves him and he gets really upset. And could you do some parts in Jacob’s pov.

requested by: hiimboredaflol

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“I can’t do this, Jake. I’m your imprint, not her. You’re obsessed with her. You told me all about this imprint crap and said that’s what we are or were, I don’t know, but yet you continue to act as if she’s your one true love. I love you, Jake, but I can’t be with someone who is in love with someone else…It makes me feel like I’m not good enough for you and I…” You paused, letting out a sigh before continuing. “I’m sorry, Jake.” You pulled the phone away from you ear and hit the ‘end call’ button without another word.

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Your best friend & roommate Changkyun just wanted to help get you laid. Instead you found solace in a pink haired man named Kihyun who had a smart mouth with sharp words you weren’t afraid to let cut you.

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Kuramochi: Shut up, Sawamura!
Sawamura: But I can’t!
Chris: Pipe down. 
Sawamura: B-but…
Haruichi: Let’s keep it down, Eijun-kun 
Sawamura: Not you, too, Harucchi!

not to be That Guy but we all know that if climon was a gay couple they wouldn’t have had two kisses in just one episode after literally just started “dating”