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mamawanja  asked:

Hey I love your Phan fics so much you have a real gift for expression thank you so much! Plz don't kill me but do u ever think that the shipping could bother D&P? Like, does it stress them out sometimes?? Or do u think they just find it funny/cute? Genuinely asking ur opinion not attacking b/c no one talks to me here or irl.

they’re fine with it dude! they’ve explicitly said said and also joke around about it all the time! and an entire segment of their stage tour was even dedicated to fanfiction! if it really bothered them they wouldn’t joke around about it and they’d express their displeasure :]

anonymous asked:

Can you do an imagine where in y/n is screaming at shawn because shes so mad and jealous but shawn just laughs at her and its all cute and fluffy?? Psssss love your writting sm!!!!

I’ll add it to the list but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to get to it anytime soon. I’ve got a lot to write and I said I'd start next on the bartender shawn so it honestly probably wouldn’t be until after my finals which is like end of April, just so you know. 

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It’s a feeling I can’t really describe… I feel like the luckiest man alive. Viktor said we’d get married if I win gold, and right now I feel unstoppable. I can’t remember the last time I felt like this.

I would like to invite a lot of people to the celebration… though not strangers, sorry!! But thank you all so much for your support …

Cheeky Affairs

Notes: This doodle was so adorable the words just flew out, I couldn’t help it x)

Warning: word vomit, FLUFF 


“You guys lost,” smirked Gray.

Knowing exactly what that’d do to Natsu.

“You don’t have to keep repeating that ice-face!” he yelled snappily at the smug mage.

“Gray is correct,” Erza said sagely, from where she was perched next to Gray on the hotel bed, though it wasn’t hard to notice how she was gloating as well. “And so you have to face punishment set by us!”

“N-now now,” said Lucy, seated on the floor next to Natsu, holding up her palms in a placating manner, “we don’t have to get too excited over the punishment.”

“Yeah, but we still are,” said Gray, not taking his amused eyes off Nastu’s huge pout. “You didn’t reach the mayor’s office first, we did. And the spoils of war go to us.”

“What war? It was just a race!

“Spoils of the race, then!”

“I don’t think that - ”

“Would you just tell us what it is already?!” yelled Natsu, unable to stand another second of Gray being any kind of winner.

Gray and Erza exchanged a not so subtle glance at each other before nodding.

“Well this is gonna be exciting,” muttered a very excited Happy from behind his paws.

“You two,” said Erza grandly, “have to be close!”

“Well that’s stupid. We already are, she’s my beat friend,” said Natsu, missing Lucy’s flushed, but pleased smiled.

“What she means to say is, you’ll have to be physically close,” said Gray.

“What!?” yelled a now very obviously flustered Lucy. “That’s - no - you can’t - I’m not - this - rude - ”

“Woah, woah! Lucy, why’d you head go straight to the gutter?” teased Gray.

Lucy stilled and took on an even brighter hue. “W-well you said…”

“Sit on his lap,” commanded Erza. And no one refused an Erza command.

Sighing deeply and wondering why such things only happened to her, Lucy gingerly got off the floor, turning towards Natsu. It really didn’t help her situation when he only leaned back, smiling, resting his weight on his palms as if offering his lap saying - ‘Come here, it’s all yours.’

Somehow she managed to sit daintily, doing her best to not put too much of her weight on him. The only positive she could find was that with her back facing him, Natsu couldn’t see her expressions.

“That looks really awkward,” Gray commented, titling his head to one side, as if judging a painting.

Erza and Happy nodded their agreement with equal seriousness, heads titling as well.

Lucy was about to made a snide remark at them when she felt her entire seated self being lifted into the air.

Natsu, in an act of weirdly good non-combat coordination, turned her around to face him, before placing her back onto his lap.

Much to Lucy’s only growing embarrassment.

“That’s much better!” Natsu declared cheerfully.

In the background now, Erza, Gray and Happy were all exhibiting varying levels of interest at the scene before them.

“N-no it’s not!” argued Lucy in a soft voice.

“How come? You’re sitting more comfortably now and I can see you!”

“Don’t you see how close this is? How inti - oh, never mind,” she gave up, rolling her eyes before dropping her face into her palms.

“Hey now,” he said softly, “don’t be like that.” He drew her hands away from her face and held her chin, titling her head towards his own.

Lucy flushed.

Erza was scarlet.

Even Gray turned slightly pink - 

Happy wondered where he could get fish flavoured pop-corn for this.

And Natsu simply pulled Lucy’s cheeks. Wide.

“Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha! Oh man, Lucy you look so funny!”

And everyone deflated, hopes of anything fluffy happening to their secret ship now leaving them. Except a now pissed Lucy.

“Oh yeah? Let’s see how you like it!” she challenged, pulling at his cheeks while he was still laughing.

With his moving and her practically leaping at his face, her hand happened to misfire, and ended up hooking a cheek.

Not one to go down over a blooper, she dug her other thumb into his mouth as well, before quite genuinely laughing at what she had made of Natsu’s face.

“T-that’s even funnier!”

“Wha the he’ Luhee, wea sahosed ta be a ‘eam!”

“Well you did it fir-”

Natsu took his chance to hook her cheeks as well, thus beginning a tug of (cheeks) war between the two.

Meanwhile, the rest of their team were looking on in quiet disappointment laced with a smidgen of disbelief at the two, and how they chose to respond to sitting so intimately together.

“Well what did you expect,” Gray finally said to Erza. “They’re as daft as they come.”

Erza was now in the very depths of self-battering hell. “It was because I didn’t try hard enough. I should have committed fully to the endeavour. Should I asked them to have taken their clothes off? Set a part of Lucy on fire for the appeal? Maybe - ”

Gray, horrified with where Erza was going with this, decided that she needed to get away from her match-making efforts.

Match-making? Mira. Another bet maybe? Oh jeez.

He nodded to Happy and they both gently lifted Erza off the bed and outside for a walk that they hoped would do her (and Natsu and Lucy’s chances at a long life) some good, leaving behind the two wrestling best friends, not bothering with notifying them.

“Le’ goh oh ma sheeks, Nahshu!”

“Nah unlil you do ferse!”

“You - ouch!”

And Natsu knew what had caused that yelp of pain. Immediately, he let go of her cheeks, and let her hastily withdraw her own hands as well.

He always forgot his fangs had potential to hurt. And now thanks to that Lucy had quite a nick on her palm.

Without much of a thought, he did what he always did - what came first to mind.

He licked it.

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I need a moment. Today at Tampa Bay Comic Con, I had a little girl run up to me screaming “STARFIRE STARFIRE MOMMY OH MY GOSH LOOK!” She told me all about how I was her favorite Teen Titan and how much she loved my show. She kept looking into my eyes and telling me how beautiful they were. I was wearing green sclera contacts, you can see them in he video I recently posted. She also played with my hair and I thought I was going to melt because of the cuteness. When I said I liked her Wonder Woman outfit, she said I should put stars on my shirt since I was from “space and stuff like that.” I told her I’d have to ask Robin first, and she literally squealed. “You have to because Robin’s the leader!! Is he here today too?!” I told her yes, but he was on a secret mission and hiding somewhere.
Moral of the story - whenever you talk badly about the new Teen Titans Go, remember who it’s geared towards. Yes, I miss the titans I grew up with, but I adore the fact that little ones will grow up loving the same characters I do today.

How the XNXPs I Know Deal with Negative Emotions

INTP - *Whining intensifies* 

INFP - * Cries laughing at everything that could be considered even slightly humorous and rambles incoherently* 

“HAHAHA WHHAT U TALKING BOUT QUEEN I’M NOT UPSET AT ALL LOLOLOLOL HARAMBE PEPE DOGE HAHAHA MAFUMAFU IS CUTE LOLOL I LOVE STRAWBERRIES DON’T YOU DID U SEE SHANE’S VIDEO TODAY LOLOLOLOL SHALL WE SKAATTTTEEEE I LOVE PEECHEETO-KUN I REALLY LIKE UR FRINGE CAN I LICK IT :DDDD”

ENTP - *literally dying inside* Lol have u ever touched a baby’s ear iTS SO SQUISHY EREREHEHREH  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ENFP-

Person: “ How is your day going, ENFP :)? I sure hope it’s great! ” 

ENFP: “STFU YOU EFFING * insert said person’s extremely sensitive insecurity here*” 

*Describes how they’d murder someone in uncomfortably graphic detail*

y’all have been asking for a lot of ‘jason and shiro meeting’ situations. and it’s cute, i like that everyone wants them to bond, bc they’d genuinely get along well! but also: the combined force of their (badly) repressed ptsd and morbid humour at their own expense would do Nothing but scare the shit out of their friends

keith: i thought you said your friend was… upbeat?
percy: um. he’s usually upbeat —
leo: the only upbeat jason is is beating himself up.
lance: aaaaand we left him alone with shiro.

(jason and shiro in the distance: laughing about the times they both almost died and barely scraped through)

keith: ahhh quiznak.

// cute!! wrote this as the boys ( left Jaehee out because I didn’t have time agh ) having a crush on MC but not knowing if he/she feels the same about them
(*¯︶¯*)

Zen:


- Seven had held it between the both of you when everyone was out and about celebrating together and said if you two didn’t kiss, he riots.

- He’d act all confident about it but he’s actually really nervous on the inside, because he knows it’ll mean more to him than it would to you.

- If you don’t want to that’s fine though, he wouldn’t force you.

- If you do however, he’ll kiss you on the forehead last minute instead of the lips because he panics a little and kissing you in front of everyone like this?! He’s a little embarrassed.

- When you grab him by the back of the head and pull him back into an actual kiss he freezes for a few second before subconsciously deepening it, he gets goosebumps when you tug on his hair.

- He pulls back after a very.. intense.. moment. He’s a little flushed but he plays it off, jokingly asking how it felt to kiss the best looking man on planet earth.

- But he would like to know.

- Everyone’s a little shocked to say the least when you two are done, but Seven breaks the silence by going on about how he should strike up a job becoming a matchmaker that was so intense, damn.

Jumin:

- He has a ’ Alright let’s just get this done ’ attitude, Seven explained to him last year the rules of mistletoe and hell, he didn’t even know that’s what that little thing in the doorway was until you brought it up.

- But he’s really anxious, he tugs on his sleeves before taking a deep breath and leaning in.

- It’s a quick little kiss, nothing deep but it was still enough to get both of you a little flustered.

- He quickly moves on from it as it it didn’t happen, but he’ll think about it a lot after you’ve gone back home.

- Would invite you back the next day and ’ claim ’ he forgot to take the mistletoe down after yesterday. Rules are rules though, yes?

- If you’re the one who initiates it then he’s frozen for a bit, when you start to pull back is when he really gets into it and deepens it before you have the chance to break away. It’s a little messy but passionate, he’s super apologetic afterwards because he got carried away.

Yoosung:

- You two had been shopping out together, helping him pick out gifts for his family and the RFA for Christmas when one of the stores had a little mistletoe hanging above the door frame.

- He notices it right away but it’s too late, you both have already walked under it. Blushy right away and tries to laugh it off, but when you ask for a kiss his heart stops because you’d be his first kiss.

- He agrees but it’s more or less a quick kiss on the corner of your mouth instead of on your actual lips, pull him back for a real one and he will melt

- Red tomato face club, he stutters his words a lot and very flustered the rest of the trip. Can’t stop thinking about how he felt when you kissed him, it was new and nice.

Seven:

- He meant to hold it over him and Yoosung bUT HE DIDNT REALIZE YOU GUYS SWITCHED PLACES SHITTT

- As soon as he realises it’s YOU hes laughing nervously and– are his glasses fogging up?

- “oOOH SEVEN!! ” Yoosung teases at the table, pushing you two to get it on

- He jokes it off but his eyes are the things that ask permission, you nod slightly and he leans in– It’s a sweet kiss. Open mouth but no tongue, he’s not that bold right now.

- Super flushed as soon as you two break away, plays it off easily but he’s a bright shade of Santa Claus red and his lips feel tingly.


V:

- but he can’t see the mistletoe anyways so

- If you mention the fact you two walked under mistletoe he’s just kind of like Oh?

- You’re the one who’s going to have to bring a kiss up, and he’s pretty shocked at the idea at first but he’ll agree with a little bit of assurance.

- He has to use his thumb to find your lips and traces them slightly before leaning in, it’s a little messy but still very soft and gentle. A closed kiss, but he does cup your face and run a thumb across your cheek.

- Flustered when it breaks, commenting on how he can’t remember the last time he had one of those. Tries to forget about it so things don’t get awkward but he can’t help it, it was just such a nice sensation to feel that again.

Saeran:

- the fuck is a missile-toe

- Seriously, he doesn’t know what that is. You’re going to have to explain it to him.

- “ … Okay.. ”

- Wastes no time, grips you by the back of the head and practically crashes into you– Not even bothering to hide his eagerness.

- Out of everyone’s, his is the most passionate second to Zen’s. But a lot rougher.

- Teeth clashing, tongue, and when he pulls away he bites your lip a little. Holy shit.

- Acts like it’s the most casual thing ever afterwards even though he’s kicking himself for getting so carried away. Hopes playing it out will make everything less awkward, but don’t bring it up afterwards because he’ll get flustered about it.

Boyfriend!JB

Originally posted by jaesbum

  • the other members make the two of you do really awkward things in front of them
  • like somehow you’re both awkwardly standing and  holding hands while the other members are squealing and fanning themselves over how “cute” you two are
  • jaebum is just grinning and trying not to laugh
  • H I D I N G his face from you when he confesses anything (good and bad)
  • honestly,, traveling together?? i see it
  • and roadtrips
  • SERIOUSLY R O A D T R I P S
  • OH MY GOD going skydiving together
  • doing cute tourist things together
  • but also eating mcdonalds when you’re in italy typa vibe
  • him doing something really dorky and forgetting you were there
  • and when you don’t react (by being weirded out) or even do it with him he’s like OH I THINK I LOVE THIS PERSON11! HELLO
  • OKAY really good valentine’s day date
  • romantic af
  • roses and chocolate covered strawberries
  • feeding you said chocolate covered strawberries
  • smiling proudly after he purposely got chocolate all over your chin
  • “what did you do, jaebum?”
  • he replies by giggling and washing it off your chin
  • you’re laying there like ???bro
  • L O V E S  TAKING YOU OUT ON DATES
  • fancy ones and chill ones… he keeps it balanced
  • playing with his rings.. randomly…
  • when you’re intertwined on a couch or when he has his hand on your knee — there you are, playing with his rings.
  • tying his fringe up into a small ponytail
  • video calls when he’s away on tour
  • cooking together
  • cooking together for his family when they [inevitably] visit
  • trolling iGOT7′s together
  • sharing [and freaking out over] your celebrity crushes together
  • being really supportive with each other
  • NEVER jealous. ALWAYS supportive.
  • trust
  • T R U S T
  • meeting and getting along well with each other’s closest or oldest friends
  • he buys you crazy expensive gifts [when the time is right]
  • like he also buys you socks for christmas
  • holding hands ALL. THE. TIME.
  • spa days
  • taking baths together
  • helping you handle or style your hair
  • falling asleep on top of each other
  • like you’re on top of him, but he’s also sort of on top of you
  • MOVIE NIGHTS
  • falling asleep on the couch together
  • *JIINYOUNG WRAPS THE TWO OF YOU IN A BLANKET*

-Admin Mars

Company | Isaac Lahey

It’s been a long time coming but here is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. if you would like an explicit photo version, let me know, otherwise, enjoy.

You chose Isaac The Smooth Panty Dropper

Song inspo: Company by Tinashe

I don’t need no problems wit nobody
And I know how to get there, don’t follow me
I just need a moment, fuck and leave
You can say you had it all
No strings

Part One


Guys have the tendency to believe that girls can’t engage in sexual relationships without catching feelings of some sort. Classic guy thinking. All you wanted was to feel good tonight. Isaac has been hitting on you all throughout the game and you’d be lying if you said you weren’t turned on when he nibbled on your ear and whispered the most foul things that no one would ever think to come from a cute-scarf-wearing kid who’s practically nice to everyone. Just remembering sitting on his lap…You shifted your legs to try and get rid of the ache between them.

Isaac blew out a puff of smoke, sitting on a comfy chair out on a balcony. Time seemed to slow down just enough to still the particles in the air. The slide door behind Isaac slid open then closed.  Isaac looked at you and smiled. Instead of sitting you just leaned against the glass and stared at him. “What?” Isaac held the joint in between his fingers. You took off your shoes and walked over to him. Just as Isaac was going to bring the joint to his lips, you straddled his hips and grabbed it from his fingers, inhaled the smoke, and blew it out in his face.

The simple gesture triggered something inside Isaac. His eyes darkened with lust as he licked his lips. You did it again but this time you wrapped your arms around his neck and held the smoke as you connected your lips to his. The fiery smoke could be tasted in the intimate exchange. Isaac ran his hand down your back to grasp your ass in his large hands, giving them a little squeeze and making you gasp in the middle of the kiss. Your surprise gave Isaac the chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, beginning a tango with your tongue. Things began to heat up as you tangle your free hand into his hair, using your weight to grind on him, back and forth, until he let out a sexy, deep moan from the back of his throat. He used his thumbs to hook them into your hips then pushed you down so you could feel how much you were turning him on.

Isaac dived for your neck, leaving behind marks, enjoying every second of you purring against him. He helped you take off your shirt and immediately latched onto a nipple once it was exposed. At this point, you dropped the weed and enjoyed the swirls Isaac gave you by artfully flicking his tongue over your nipple whilst paying the other nipple good attention then switching over to make you feel equally good. “Isaac…” At the sound of his name being tangled in your moans, Isaac pulled back to watch your face. “Take everything off, I wanna see all of you.”

You take off your shorts slowly while Isaac scrambled to get his clothes off. He was naked by the time you got to your panties. Isaac bit his lip, watching you dance in nothing but your underwear. “Turn around,” You did as you were told and looked over your shoulder while swaying your ass from side to side. “Bend over so I can see that beautiful ass.” You pulled the underwear up so your cheeks swallowed them, intentionally giving yourself a wedgie. Isaac used his hands to caress your golden globes, carefully touching at first, then he forced you to get on all fours and pushed and pulled your cheeks apart with rough movements. Your pussy dripped with natural juice, soaking up the underwear. Isaac got a whiff of your sweet smell and hummed.  “You like it when I touch you, don’t you Y/N?” Isaac pressed a thumb to your entrance and massaged the area, making you moan. Every time he moved, his nail would barely touch your clit, this made your clit feel neglected. By now, your panties were sopping wet. Before you had the chance to beg, Isaac hovered over your body, his hard erection poking against your underwear. His hot breath fell on your ear, “do you want me to fuck you?”

“Yes”
“Even if its outside where someone might see you?”
“I don’t care”
“How do you want me, then?”
Isaac took your earlobe into his mouth, playing with it just the way you like it.
“L-like th-this,” you struggled to say.
Isaac bit a trail down your neck all the way down to your shoulder, his dick kept rubbing your clit and you never wanted to be fucked so bad before.
“Please…Fuck me like this,” your breath was jagged and desperate.
Isaac laughed at your pleas, “I will fuck you over and over until you have to be hospitalized.”

You don’t know how but your underwear snapped and was pulled out of your ass, the cold air hitting your pussy like a whip. Isaac lined himself up, using his tip to play with your entrance. He only slid the tip in and reached around to massage your clit. You cried out in pleasure at the sudden action. Not knowing where to focus your attention, Isaac slipped himself in your slippery cunt and moved with a purpose. He didn’t stop and make you beg or give you proper time to adjust, Isaac thrusted his pelvic bone against your ass, his hand never coming off of your clit. A knot formed in your stomach and you could feel your tight walls clamping down on him. “Keep squeezing my dick like that baby, I love that, cum if  you need to, cum all night.” Your knees felt weak, his dirty talking made you reach your orgasm faster than you initially thought.

Isaac held you by the waist and pushed you up against the glass door. He used his strength to hook his arms behind the back of your knees. Still recovering from your first orgasm, Isaac pushed you down on his long, hard prick. Your slick, drenched entrance welcomed him again, your walls were more responsive to his shaft by gripping it as it went in deeper. “look at me baby, I wanna see your face,” you wrapped your arms around Isaac to keep your balance and obeyed his commands. His eyes were so beautiful as was the sheen of sweat rolling down his forehead, the fire behind the lust.

“You’re so tight, I’m gonna cum,” Isaac rested his forehead against yours before you pulled him in close for a passionate, sloppy kiss. Fingers at your clit made you break the kiss, his driving hips slammed against you and the dual stimulation was too much for you to bear. “Oh my… Please don’t stop!” Isaac licked a line along your neck, his thrusts becoming more frantic, “I’m not, I won’t.” Suddenly, he stiffened, and with a loud groan, he shot long, white, ropes of cum into you. Despite his orgasm Isaac fell true to his word, he didn’t stop fucking you. If anything, he went deeper, his strokes long, but his speed remained constant. You could feel his cum sliding in and out of your overly wet pussy, the feeling incredible. He wasn’t going to stop until you came again. Luckily for him, it didn’t take that long for you to get back on the edge. Your vision blurred as you locked your legs around his hips, crying out your release. The constant tightening and releasing, forced another orgasm out of Isaac. He erupted a huge load into you, then a second, third, and fourth until his erection went away and his thighs began to quiver.

Isaac and you didn’t have the energy to clean yourselves up and make way into the bedroom. You both laid on the ground, looking up at the beautiful night sky, even if you couldn’t see the stars. “So that’s what sex with you is like.” You smiled and snuggled into his chest, “Isaac?” Isaac hummed and rubbed small circles on your back, “I can’t feel my legs.” Isaac let out a laugh and gave you a smirk, “I told you I was going to do more than just fuck you.” After a few more quiet minutes his face grew with concern, “wait, are you serious?”

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 3
  • dolokhov: "can't we all get along? just this once? please? actually, fuck that. i'm gonna punch your jaw if you touch my project one more time"
  • sonya: "my cousin once ate three entire jars of peanut butter because her boyfriend dumped her and she was so sad"
  • marya d: *opens locker, seven water bottles fall out* "i wish i could say that i'm okay"
  • bolkonsky: "do you think fire is dangerous?"
  • natasha: "i think i'm married to someone now but i'm not sure how it happened or why it happened. at least my fiancé is cute"
  • mary: *after being pushed down an entire flight of stairs* "why do i constantly suffer? who decided that i deserve this? why"
  • anatole: "my sister threw an orange peel at me this morning because i accidentally dropped her makeup palette"
  • pierre: "all i want is seven bottles of listerine to chug right now"
  • hélène: *after getting hit in the face with a roller skate* "i'm the swan princess and none shall touch me"
  • andrey: *after getting hit in the face with a bottle full of water* "this is the third time this has happened this week and i want to be deceased"
  • balaga: *throws a toy car across the room* "YEET" *toy car hits teacher* "...yeet"

Okay, so Archie is clearly dying inside in this moment, right?

Ah. I’d almost feel bad for you Archiekins, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT Betty pretty much fell at your feet and you said ‘nah I’m good thank’s Bets, I’d rather chill with pedo Grundy!’ But now that she’s happy with Jughead you wanna be all up in that because OH NO. I’m going to do the thing that all dudes seem to do whenever another guy touches a girl that used to like them no longer likes them. Freak out, get in the middle and fuck that shit up.

Odds on a ‘passionate spur of the moment kiss’ betweenArchie and Betty coming?

Extremely fucking high. 

anonymous asked:

An amazing 4 year old came in today. I gave her the toy bin to play with while her mom shopped. The mom was done trying on clothes and told the girl to "clean up her mess" so they could go. The kid cleaned up her toys, saw all the clothes the mom left in the change room and said, "mom, aren't you going to clean your mess too?" The mom then did, clean her mess. I was so happy omg

This is how my 3 year old is. lol He knows where a lot of stuff is at Mart walls and will run around to put things back where it belongs. It’s cute but often times he runs too fast for me to keep up and sometimes runs off without me knowing. D: He’s super excited to help out. lol I kind of test him to see if he knows where things go when we change our mind on something and he always does. -Abby

Pancake Disaster || Archie A.

28. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

39. “I’d rather die, than do that/kiss you.”

45. “You look pretty hot in my shirt.”

Requested by anon


Archie Andrews. If you asked anyone around school, they’d tell you he was the star football player, was into music, a hot, cute redhead, best friends with Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones, he was definitely known as the boy next door. But most importantly, they’d tell you that he was dating me.

But what they wouldn’t say is that he’s a total dork. And the said dork was currently trying to make pancakes, and I mean trying, but wasn’t succeeding.

For starters, he got eggshells in the batter, and flower all over the counter, and I mean all over, including the floor and his shirt.

“You still don’t want my help?” I asked from the island as I watched him mix the batter, getting flower and baking powder everywhere.

“Yep! These are going to be the best pancakes you’ve ever had.” He then cough as he inhaled some of the batter.

“Okay,” I laughed, I loved him, but I wasn’t going to eat those pancakes with eggshell pieces. But I didn’t say anything as he continued trying to cook.

He finally finished mixing the batter, and then he started pouring the batter out. Lord, that was a sight.

He turned around, coming over to the island. He had flower and baking powder all in his hair and over his shirt, he gave me a toothy grin.

“See I can cook all on my own.” He bragged, proud of myself.

“You got over half the ingredients on yourself and the counter.” I said, laughing.

“I still came through, did I not?” He said, bopping my nose with his batter covered finger.

“I don’t fucking touch me!” I squealed, slapping his hand away. “And your pancakes are burning.” I said as I wipped away the batter on my nose.

“Shit!” He ran over to the stove and flipped the pancakes, as he was doing that I got up and threw away the napkin.

“Can I have a hug?” I heard Archie ask behide me.

“I’d rather die, than hug you right now.” I said as I turned around. Right as soon as I finish my sentence, Archie was wrapping his arms around me, pulling me into his chest, and I’m breathing in pancake batter.

“Archie!” I yelled, pushing away from him. “Damn it, now I’ve gotta take a shower.” I hurried away from Archie’s reach before he could do anymore damage and head to the bathroom.

“You look pretty hot in my shirt.” He said as I exit the kitchen, I shook my head, and stomped up the stairs. “I love you!”

“Sure,” I yelled down the stairs.

“I mean it!” He yelled back.

“I love you too!” I yelled as I slammed the bathroom door shut, giving into him.


This is horrible, I’m sorry

Masterlist || Prompt List

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Jun, jun, jun~ Happy 38th Birthday!! (11.26.78)


To our dear pun prince,


Happy 38th birthday!! You’re the last DABA member to have his birthday each year~ I’d just like to say, thank you for all the variety of characters you bring us; the tentacles, the serious, the villain, the do-M, the gay, the cute one, the handsome, I mean you just keep on bringing out more and more characters!! I’m really amazed by your voice range.


Jun, please take care of your body. You always get injured all the time! So please, be careful when you do things. We really get worried about your health.


Jun, thank you for all the fun things you’ve done and said during events. When I see your name on the cast list I automatically know that the event would be fun to watch. I always look forward to the idiotically funny things you do. Thank you for always making me laugh.


Please don’t change and please find Miss Right soon. You’re not getting any younger and with you getting injured all the time, you will need someone to take care of you~~~


I hope you have fun with the people from your company especially Hino-san and Tachi. Also, with your other co-workers too. May your career flourish more and us fans will always be here to support you.


Again, happy 38th birthday our dear pun prince, funny, entertaining, awesome, handsome, do-M, Jun!!!


Lovingly yours,

R

Herb Salts

One of my favorite things in kitchen magic is flavored salts. They’re pretty, they smell good, and whenever I get to use herbs I’ve grown to make them I’m always way happier with the flavor and overall feel of them. They also make a great gift to the food-obsessed in your life if you package them in cute jars or test tubes. All that said, I thought I’d share some recipes for them- but you can mix and match to meet your personal tastes and correspondence needs.

General method: Chop herbs, garlic, and salt together, then spread over a cookie sheet to dry (the salt will dry and preserve the flavor for months). Use a food processor or do it by hand, however you like. 

I like to do it by hand, so here’s my method:
Cut each garlic clove lengthwise through the center, remove the sprout (if any) in the center and discard.
Mound the salt and garlic on a cutting board. Use a chef’s knife to mince the garlic, blending it with the salt as you work.
Place herbs in a mound and coarsely chop them. Add the herbs to the garlic salt and chop them together to the texture of coarse sand.
Spread the salt on a baking sheet or in wide flat bowls and leave near an open window for a couple of days to dry. Store in clean, dry jars.

Provencial Herb Salt
4 to 5 garlic cloves, peeled
Scant ½ cup kosher salt
About 2 cups loosely-packed, pungent fresh herbs such as sage, rosemary, thyme, savory, or small amounts of lavender
(For Tuscan herb salt use a mix of fresh rosemary and sage leaves, 50/50 or whatever balance you prefer)

That is literally it. You can mix and match your add-ins and what kind of salt you want to use (kosher and Himalayan are really delicious).

Chocolates, Flowers, and Bears (Oh My) HC: Peter Maximoff

Warnings: food, cute fluffy cuteness
A/N: Send in requests for the weekend sleepover! Also, like the reference in the title? heehee

Originally posted by leafywinchester

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

(not my gifs)

Being with Peter Maximoff on Valentine’s Day would include:

  • Him going all out on the gifts
  • The entire week prior to the holiday, he’d have chocolates, flowers, and stuffed animals delivered to your room
  • And each day, he’d pretend he had nothing to do with it
  • “Thanks for the chocolates, Peter! You’re the bestest boyfriend ever!” you said in an overly perky tone as you brought him in for an over-exaggerated hug
  • “Chocolates? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Nope, nuh-uh… but you better share them with me…”
  • No surprise to you, he’d eat most of the chocolate
  • “Hey Peter, I think you’ve had enough for today,” you said hesitantly as you watched him devour his 22nd piece of the day
  • “I have a fast metabolism; for me, there is no such thing as eating too much chocolate.”
  • Along with the chocolates came various types of flowers
  • Vases of Tulips, Daisies, Carnations, and more slowly filled up the surfaces in your room, eventually to a point where you had to do homework on your bed rather than your desk
  • On the 14th, he personally delivered the gift of the day, but this time, it was different
  • It was a giant stuffed animal bear, so big that it covered most of his body, his head being the only visible part of him

Originally posted by missozturkwillseeyounow

(just pretend it’s a big bear instead haha)

  • You stood there frozen, a smile plastered on your face at the adorable sight before you
  • “Could you let me in? This thing is deceptively heavy…”
  • “Oh right! Sure!” you rushed, stepping out of the way
  • “Peter you are the sweetest! Who knew that Valentine’s Day would prove you were actually a good boyfriend?” you joked, nudging his side after he set the bear down
  • “I know right,” he responded sarcastically, “who knew?”
  • After sharing a laugh, you went to investigate the bear
  • “I love this! Now I’ll have something to cuddle with while you’re away on missions.”
  • “You should read the card,” he said
  • Looking over at the bow tied around the bear’s neck, you saw a card with a red heart on its cover
  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, this card sucks, and so do you,” you read aloud
  • You pretended to be touched by the message, wiping fake tears away as you turned back to address your boyfriend
  • “This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever wrote to me!”
  • He laughed and brought you in for a hug, his arms wrapping around your middle and holding tight, seemingly never wanting to let you go
  • “Happy Valentine’s Day, loser,” he whispered next to you ear, smiling widely
  • “Now that’s the boyfriend I know and love,” you chuckled, running your fingers through his wild hair as you reveled in his embrace

Not a request; send in some, though! Always welcome :)

Can you believe I had never drawn these four all together before

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