You will never convince me that Viktor not recognizing Yuuri at the Sochi GPF wasn’t the Clark Kent Effect
Anyone who wears glasses knows that if someone sees you without your glasses, the immediate and reflexive response, seemingly with a certain amount of involuntariness, is always, “WOW YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT.”
Viktor knows exactly who the Number One Figure Skater in Japan is. The Number One Figure Skater in Japan is that hot guy with the good good hair and the amazing eyes with the most fluid crossovers Viktor’s ever seen and for whom Viktor would spread his legs like an old-timey saloon mistress if given even the slightest indication of interest.
Viktor Nikiforov does not know who Yuuri Katsuki, That Cute Sad Guy with the Glasses is. But he’s cute, and also sad, and Viktor would probably do a lot of stupid things to make him smile.
Only at the banquet does Viktor realize that they are, in fact, the same person.
What Serenei of Lys would have worn, Celia Kritharioti
Lady Serenei was the last daughter from an ancient but impoverished Valyrian noble family of Lys. She was brought to King’s Landing by Lord Jon Hightower, the new Hand of the King. Rumors spread that Serenei was much older than the king, practicing dark arts to retain her youth and beauty. She was Aegon the unworthy’s 9th and final mistress, she died giving birth to the last of the king’s bastard children, a girl called Shiera Seastar.
English metaphysical poet, satirist and politician who sat in the House of Commons at various times between 1659 and 1678. During the Commonwealth period he was a colleague and friend of John Milton. His poems range from the love-song “To His Coy Mistress”, to evocations of an aristocratic country house and garden in “Upon Appleton House” and “The Garden”, the political address “An Horatian Ode upon Cromwell’s Return from Ireland”, and the later personal and political satires “Flecknoe” and “The Character of Holland”. (Wikipedia)
From our stacks: Poem “To His Coy Mistress” from The Works of Andrew Marvell, Esq. Poetical, Controversial, and Political, containing Many Original Letters, Poems, and Tracts, never before printed, with a New Life of the Author, By Capt. Edward Thompson. In Three Volumes. Vol. III. London: Printed for the Editor, by Henry Baldwin, 1776.
Hey dear nice Works...!!!!! Please Do a RFA (V+Saeran) Celebrating Birthday of MC how will they celebrate Mc's Birthday and what will they Do to make it special??
A/N: I’d invite them all to my birthday party hell yeah it’d be greAT ~Admin 404 I love them all *sobs* ~ Admin 626
*YOOSUNG: -HE LOVES BIRTHDAYS -HE’S SUCH A LITTLE KID AT HEART (and i mean in general come on now) -Goes FULL. OUT. Does not take it lightly at all -Sets up a day with your friends so you’re out of the house and busy -And he decorates the house completely!! Streamers, balloons, he even has homemade party hats for the two of you -He isn’t a master baker or anything but he attempted at making a box cake for you!!! He decorated it with so many colourful sprinkles! -Remember how he gets a discount from the pizza place? He bought like three larges and the two of you were eating it for DAYS -SO MANY BOARD GAMES STRUNG ALL AROUND THE HOUSE BECAUSE Y’ALL ARE GONNA PLAY ALL. DAY. LONG. -He either has homemade presents for you, or he’s saved up a lot to splurge on pre-ordering that new video game you’ve been eyeing for months -The two of you watch all the movies!! Whatever movie you wanna watch, he’ll sit through. Scary ones? He might cry but he’ll DO IT FOR YOU!!!!
*JUMIN: -More of a classy approach to birthdays -He did attempt to put a party hat on Elizabeth though MC SHE’S ADORABLE LOOK, HURRY, BEFORE SHE TAKES IT OFF -SO MANY GIFTS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE -But he always makes sure to give you one super special one. Whether it’s a piece of jewelry he had custom made because it reminded him of you, or it’s something you’ve had your eye on for a while, you’ve got it -He’s also super extra, like y’all know how wedding cakes are super big and beautiful and usually really intricate? Yeah so is your birthday cake. EVERY YEAR. but i mean are you really complaining?? It’s cAKE -Takes you to the fanciest restaurant for dinner, and the two of you dress up for it -(Yes, MC, you’re wearing the new dress/suit he got you) -He’ll also try taking you to new and exotic places as a day trip to see all the sights and watch the gleam in your eyes as you learn the history of the place -Always has the best wine, but on your birthday he pulls out the rare ones, just for you! (Or if you don’t do wine, he finds the best of whatever you like to drink) -Not to mention you wake up with like 14 dozen rose bouquets strung around the house that morning, all holding a little note card expressing his love for you because he can be cute too, mc
*SAEYOUNG: -We all know he’d wake you up by jumping on the bed and blowing that stupid little party blower in your ear until you chase him out of the room -But chasing him is worth it because when you get to the living room there are so many loose balloons that you can’t see the floor -Same goes with the ceiling, completely covered in balloons -Saeran’s just sitting in a chair, in a party hat, looking completely uninterested, but still plays the party blower when you walk in. Saeyoung tries to hide behind him to avoid your wrath you arent a morning person, are you mc? -The two of you spend a good while just throwing the loose balloons at each other over Saeran’s head who was not impressed, might i add -HE MADE Y’ALL PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY IT WAS SO CUTE -Did you know you can get custom images printed onto your cakes? Because he made a collage of the STUPIDEST pictures he has of you and had it put on top -PLUS IT WAS AN ICE CREAM CAKE. IT WAS AMAZING. -Anything you want, he’ll get you. Just name it. You want a pet elephant? He’ll dO IT DON’T DOUBT HIM MC -He’d probably take you out for a drive, too. You could feel the fresh air and just talk about anything and everything. It’s just really relaxing and he wants you to have a stress-free time
*SAERAN: -What’s the point of celebrating another year of life in this shitty world now is NOT THE TIME MR. EDGELORD -But for you…he could manage it -He doesn’t go very hard at it though because he doesn’t see the real point -He’ll get a small gift for you- something he saw and immediately thought of you -He does get a small cake for you, but a freaking tub of ice cream - ICE CREAM IS BETTER MC DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK -Cuddles cuddles cuddles! He doesn’t hide his affection today! It’s all about you, he’ll put his insecurities away for a while -He’ll moan and groan at the stupid Disney movies you put in, but suffer through them because the fact that you sing along is the CUTEST thing he’s ever seen are you sure it isn’t his birthday -CUTIE ALERT: he cooks your favourite meal for you! He might have spent a few days trying to find the perfect way to make it, but HE MAKES IT -He’s also spent all day pushing Saeyoung out of the room because he’s not about to let him ruin your relaxing birthday by bringing in some stupid little party games hes also smacked a party blower into the back of his throat at one point and you felt TERRIBLE but you couldnt help but laugh???
*ZEN - you know his hoe ass is gonna try to go all out for you - like he knows you you prefer lowkey but??? - the world needs to know his love for you - but after the RFA members managed to talk him down from performing a flash mob, he realized he should respect your wishes - so he struggles and struggles to come up with something that has a bit of flare but is still something you’d want - and then he remember you one time mentioning you’d never really been on a trampoline before??? - hE KNOWS WHAT TO DO NOW - on your birthday (exactly at midnight), he sings “happy birthday” and then hands you a cupcake up with a candle on it <3 - he had you fooled, you thought this was gonna be it for your birthday - boy buddy ur in for a treat! - when you wake up he immediately blindfolds - you’re just like *sigh* “well at least he didn’t jump out of the cake this year” - omfg when he takes off the blindfold though, you find yourself at a trampoline park??? And he invited your friends (including the RFA ofc) and family!!! - He roped Jumin into getting the place to rent out the entire area to then! - aND IT’S SO MUCH FUN??? - WHO KNEW JUMPING COULD BE THIS MUCH FUN - wAIT THERE’S A ROCK CLIMBING? DODGEBALL? IS THAT A SLAM DUNK ARENA - Zen didn’t think you’d love it this much but oh my god he’s so happy because you look so happy!!! - and he finds that you and Saeyoung both love to push into the pit with all the foam cubes anD YOU TWO START TAG TEAMING - maybe this was a bad idea after all - but hearing your laugh was all he needed <3 - after that, you all head to a dessert place and you spend the rest of your birthday talking and laughing with the people most important to you with the love of your life right by your side <3
*JAEHEE - you only really expected dinner at a restaurant and maybe cake because that’s just how you and jaehee are - other people might think it’s underwhelming but honestly, what’s better than snuggling up to your s/o and feeling warm and cuddley on your birthday??? - but you’re surprised when you come home to a note that directs you to Seven’s house? - and when you get there, there’s another note attached to a nerf gun - “Happy Birthday, MC! The game starts as soon as you enter the house, every man for himself ~ Jaehee” - yOU’RE SO EXCITED OMG YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A NERF WAR YYAAASSS - it is all out WAR when you enter - Zen is playing a defensive strategy, he may have shitty aim but hE CAN DODGE ANYTHING WITH HIS DANCER GRACE - Jumin is already out, he lasted like three seconds he’s disappointed because he thought he’d win with his cat like reflexes - Yoosung’s out too, he lasted much longer than Jumin but Saeyoung managed to trick him into thinking they were team and then Saeyoung shOT HIM EXECUTION STYLE - V’S BLIND ASS TAKES OUT SAERAN LMAO - Saeran is lowkey bitter; he steals V’s portion of birthday cake - eventually it’s just down to you, Jaehee, and Saeyoung,,, - aND YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF - IF YOU WEREN’T GONNA WIN, YOU SURE AS HELL WEREN’T GONNA LET SAEYOUNG WIN - you run out in front of him and when he’s distracted by you, Jaehee shoots him! - you laugh so hard when you see the look on his face bc he wasn’t expecting you to sacrifice yourself - and then you give ya hot gf a kiss because hello, she’s a winner, she deserves all the kisses - after that, you all head down to Saeyoung’s entertainment room and watch your favorite movies and eat cake <3 - everyone slowly falls asleep, and you’re cuddled up to jaehee and wondering what you did to get someone as amazing her in your life <3
*V - honestly he’s such a hipster, he throws a birthday for u every year and it always has a theme??? - who does that smh - this year??? - murder mYSTERY TRAIN THEME OMMMGG (A/N: 626 doesn’t know what she’s doing here, it’s probably all gonna be wrong) - what’s new scooby doo wE’RE COMING AFTER YOU WE’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERYYY - V gets you a beautiful evening gown and hE MATCHES U - he makes sure the gang is ready too, there’s no way theyre gonna ruin it for u (we’re looking at u saran wrap, das right i’m calling u out) - he takes sooo many pictures, you guys have to confiscate his camera cause hE WON’T STOP - when you guys get there, it’s sooo much more interactive than you thought it was gonna be??? - you actually can’t tell who’s an actor and who isn’t?? They’re that good - aND THEN THE OLD LADY WHO’S SITTING NEAR YOU DIES WTF - you all have your own theories about who did it - V think it was her husband because hello, it’s always someone the victim knew - Jumin agrees but he’s also suspicious of the daughter - Yoosung doesn’t know what to think he’s still traumatized from seeing a dead lady even if it was fake - bUT IT’S ACTUALLY THE 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT SHE’S THE MISTRESS OF OLD LADY’S HUSBAND - Surprisingly only Zen got it right??? - but he graciously gave you and V the prize since it a weekend getaway <3 - Pretty sure V threatened him but whatever - After, you guys head back to yours and V’s place for cake and chilling <3 - you guys end up on the floor in one weird big cuddled mess but it’s so warm (saran wrap says he hates u guys but he’s a little close to Zen so) (okay in 626’s world the RFA is a bunch of cuddlers youguyscantstopme) - u eventually get up tho and drag V to ur bedroom bc you wanna cuddle with him <3 (and you ignore Saeyoung wolf whistling in the background)
if intense anxiety and relentless crying are side effects does that mean i'm always on fear gas?
That is a possibility….*adjusts glasses and looks over my medical research*
Side effects of Fear Toxin include:
false beliefs that cannot be changed by facts
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
having extreme distrust of people
muscle spasm or jerking of all extremities
shortness of breath
seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
weeping and/or sobbing uncontrollably
If you are suffering any of these side effects due to a recent “gassing” or injection of Fear Toxin by the Scarecrow, you should consult Doctor Jonathan Crane immediately. Symptoms should not last longer than three days or possibly your entire lifetime. Side effects may vary.