an ask

anonymous asked:

Carla can I take Shin home and have him as my puppy? I will pay in the finest raw ham

Shin: Nii-san would never sell me out for some ham! Right Nii-san?

Carla:

Shin: Ni…Nii-san?

Carla: Shin… Be a good boy and go with the human.

Shin: NII-SAN?!?! WHY?!

Carla: As King, I’m telling you to go. I will eat this ham thinking of your sacrifice for me.

anonymous asked:

If you think about it.. birthday parties are extremely satanic. A bunch of people huddled around an object on fire, chanting a repetitive song, the fire is blown out and the object is stabbed into. (Saw a tumblr post. Figured I'd share it.)

Shu: Well when you say it like that-

Reiji: Wrong. The only thing satanic around here is Laito’s closet…

Kanato: Not the kind of toys I expected to find.. 

Laito: Fufu~ Guilty as charged~

@xxruinaxx isn’t sick of hearing me talk about myself yet. I’ll happily answer any questions. Awesome: 

Sign: Virgo

Height: 5′6

Last Thing Googled: wut is Scooby Doo’s last name?

Last TV Show watched: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

What I post about: Gee I wonder.

When did I make this blog: August 2k16

Do I have other blogs: Yup.

Do I get asks regularly: It.. could…be…more…often… ;;;;;;)

Why did I choose this url: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I wonder.

Gender: Male

Pokemon Team: Mystic, I’m not a loser. 

Average Hours of Sleep: 8. 

Favourite Characters (Ohhhoho a British spelling): America, Near, Rodya Raskolnikov, Link, Bee,Jason Todd (All robins?), Trunks and Goten, Jonathan Harker, Generator Rex…

 Dream Job: Writer. (The president….?)

I tag: @maplemadame, @jadefire54, @aph-face-family

anonymous asked:

I'm the one who sent you the ask about hiromi! Let me say I love love love your hiromi head cannons especially your Kai and hiromi ones! For crack pairings I love your tala one! And the future/general ones are just amazing! I can't wait to hear more about your cannons and see more of your drawings! So my crack pairings are hiromi with max or rei! What are your thoughts?? :D

Ahh!!!……first let me hug you! 

I am so very happy that you liked the answer! it made my heart wept with happiness and awe :’D
And i am so touched that you want to see more drawings and hear more! can i ask for anything better?! :D…..you are awesome anon ^w^ The support is really appreciated! :’D

About the ask…..
My my anon……..about Hiromi and Max, I just went awww :’D

And about Hiromi and Ray….my mind went along the lines from romance to this  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…….

 Well since you asked about my opinions, let’s discuss them separately ^w^

 Hiromi and Max would act more like friends than a couple. But it doesn’t mean that wouldn’t do any romance. There would be lot of moments of it actually. Like Max dropping Hiromi on her workplace. Having their lunches together. Going to beach. Oh yesh, they will go to beach almost every weekend. Hiromi would apply sunblock on Max’s back, all the while the one receiving it will relish in the massage being given to him. Then later swim in the sea with porpoises coming to them. And they would end their trip by walking barefoot across the smooth sand, hand in hand while watching the sunset, the sky splashed in hues of pinks and oranges.
Even though both of them prefer eating from fast food outlets, once a month, they would go to this fancy restaurant where’s there a system of buffet-style. Max would wear a white tux while Hiromi would don cocktail dresses of sober colors. They would taste almost everything but will be interested more in desserts ;) because Max is our sugar boy. After that, to satiate their thirsts, they would have a bottle of chardonnay too. Of course it would make both of them tipsy, for none of them have high tolerance of alcohol. So while reaching home, they would tumble drunkenly across the alleys, laughing hysterically at everything. And if some band is close by, playing music in a pub, they would dance on the cobblestone streets like Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling from the movie La La Land.
And when Hiromi would get angry, everyone would tend to stay 10 mile radius away from her because My God she is scary xD except for Maxie. Instead he will hug Hiromi from behind, petting her head and rubbing his cheek on her hair, muttering soothing words in her ear ‘Hush hush my waifu……everything’s going to be alright’. No one could resist that! Tachibana would melt in his arms after being cuddled ^^

 
Hiromi and Ray would be an interesting couple ;), with the latter one acting more mature and seeing the former one as an endearing being. With that being said, it’s safe to conclude that Ray would spoil Hiromi a lot by cooking her delicious meals, bringing breakfast to her bed, preparing a bath for her and massaging her stiff muscles after training. And if they happen to go to hike where Hiromi would let out a exhausted sigh after walking for so long, saying that she can’t walk anymore, the Chinese would carry her on his back, bearing her weight all too easily.  
Hiromi would play a lot with Ray’s hair. She would run her fingers through his soft black luscious locks, which would be spread across the pillows, sniffing in their scent and admiring their texture. Ray would be awake but he would pretend to sleep because he likes his hair being stroked. Besides he finds this habit of hers adorable.
Hiromi would join Ray in his mediation sessions, seeing that something needs to be done about her temper. Also this will serve such a nice quality time with her boyfriend. Of course it would be an epic failure. The brunette wouldn’t sit still. She can’t because it’s not in her nature to stay still. She would constantly fidget her shoulders or wriggle her eyebrows, all the while struggling to relax herself. In the end, Ray would politely end their sessions.
But their sparring sessions would be successful. Ray would teach Hiromi the martial arts in order to defend herself in times of trouble when’s he not around. At first Ray would be able to pin Hiromi down flawlessly. However with the passage of time, Hiromi would knock him down before he can say anything. Our girl is a fast learner :’D (tears of joy)
If Hiromi would get angry, Ray would mostly ignore her. This wouldn’t go unnoticed. Hiromi would be verbally assaulting him until neko-jin would remind her that she needs to stop now;

“How can you do this Ray?! Don’t you dare ignore….”
“Ssh Romi! We are in temple”

Embarrassed, Tachibana would shut her mouth, furiously muttering that she will complain to Gods about his unruly behavior.

Once finished with praying, the coach would seek to resume their argument, but Kon had thought through this. Before Hiromi could say anything, Ray would give her a kiss filled with so much love and passion it would make on-lookers envious of them. When they would break apart, passers-by would say that such a lovely couple they are. Ray would flash his charming smile on them, while Hiromi would stand there dumbly, with her cheeks blushing and wondering what on earth happened.

And if you think that Ray would teach Hiromi some cooking, you got another thing coming.

 Ray can’t teach Hiromi cooking. He simply can’t. To others, yes. To Hiromi, there’s an absolute no.

 You want to know why? Because Ray gets turned on when he’s see his beloved in an apron xD

It’s his weird fetish. Hiromi in her tank shirt and shorts, an apron tied across the torso, walking on wooden floors in her sock-clad feet….it’s a very rare sight for Chinese boy. And can you blame that guy? ;D

Not that they tried. They really did but in the end, they were making out on the counter. What stopped them was the burning smell and they realized that the stove was on. Not wanting to get the kitchen on fire, the couple reached an unspoken agreement and it was; they wouldn’t cook together xD

 Well there you go anon! :’D

Sorry again for making this long and answering this so late T_T…..time is not my best friend right now (cries a waterfall T_T)

I hope you like it ^w^

Thank you so much for sending this ask. I really had fun writing this down! :D


anonymous asked:

Everybody's now a kid again~

Shu: Huh?!?! How’d this happen….

Reiji: Anon I suggest you turn us back…I do not enjoy being a child again…

Ayato: Pffftttt whatever Reiji you’re just mad because either way, you don’t know how to have fun!

Subaru: Whatever Ayato you don’t care because your dick size is still the same, whether kid or adult.

Laito: Oh damn Subaru~

Ayato: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! At least I don’t look the same like a certain someone…

Kanato: You better not be talking about me because let me tell you…either kid or adult…I will still kill you…

Ayato: Tch…whatever brat I don’t care! Even if I’m a kid, I’m still the best!!!

Subaru: Just shut up…God you’re even more annoying with that high pitched voice…Fuck I hate being a kid again…

Shu: Same here…please change us back..


-Meanwhile with the Mukababies-

Ruki: …

Kou: …

Yuma: …

Azusa: …Um….I don’t…really like this…

Kou: *sniffle*

Yuma: Tch…

Ruki: Anon…you have till the count of 3 to turn us back.

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anonymous asked:

This sentence contains exactly threeee erors.

Shin: I only see two, Nii-san.

Carla: The word ‘three’ is misspelled along with the word ‘error’ and the third error is that you said that the sentence contained three errors when visually and literally there’s only two errors.

anonymous asked:

Ah, Shin! Can you do an impression of each Sakamaki loser? >:)

Prepare yourself! You will be amazed by my acting skills! Now try to guess who I am doing! *clears his throat*

T-Teddyyyy~! I don’t want Shin-san to impersonate me!

*yawns loudly* Can’t you be silent for once? I need my loser sleep… Also, I can hear my porno tracks better.

Ufufu~! *tips imaginary fedora*

*angrily punches a wall* DON’T “UFUFU” ME, DAMMIT!

Pancake… Takoyaki…

No, you won’t have neither pancake or takoyaki for lunch. Good grief, why am I surrounded by such noisy brothers? *sighs and sips his tea*

Soooo… How was I?

anonymous asked:

I don't mean to sound rude or imposing, I've just noticed there are a lot of rather small things you tag, such as, for example, "bold text" in a recent post of yours. I'm just curious if you have been asked to tag such things or if you do it on your own accord, and why someone might want to blacklist a post with "bold text", for what purpose? Have a nice evening!

Mm no problemo yo! Thanks for asking so politely!

To answer the first bit Ive been asked to tag like…… maybe three things? maximum? in the three years ive been here so uh. Yeah most of what i tag ive picked up from others hghhg

For the second bit about little things and bold text especially, i heard from someone who actually needs bold text tagged that for some people (especially neurodivergent people) it, like capital letters, can come across as yelling or harsh/angry sounding words! For those who have had bad experiences with that sort of stuff they may not want to be exposed to angry words whether spoken or not

I used to personally get a lil freaked out by red letters for some reason (its cool now tho), i think it may’ve been influenced by school since you know. red letters on your work means youve done Bad so maybe it triggers a lil Alert Alarm in the brain? Who knows! 

But yeah its pure guesswork but for example #Hands may creep people out for the way theyre structured, #water may trigger bad memories (theres also an illness called aquagenic pruritis i know from personal experience and maybe people with it could have their itching triggered by just looking at water!) 

I guess its personal in the case of all these things I tag but I just like to tag them anyway

anyway i hope that answers your question?? If not lmk?? And I hope you have a nice evening too!

anonymous asked:

How would you each of you react in the delivery room if your s/o was having a baby?

I’d try to stay calm as much as possible. Hold my lover’s hand, telling her encouraging words. Of course, I would be utterly excited and happy.

Well, if I was allowed to stay in the room because I’d be panicking way too much, I would do my best to say to my lover’s how proud I am and things like that! Then panicking again.