If you think about it.. birthday parties are extremely satanic. A bunch of people huddled around an object on fire, chanting a repetitive song, the fire is blown out and the object is stabbed into. (Saw a tumblr post. Figured I'd share it.)
Shu: Well when you say it like that-
Reiji: Wrong. The only thing satanic around here is Laito’s closet…
I'm the one who sent you the ask about hiromi! Let me say I love love love your hiromi head cannons especially your Kai and hiromi ones! For crack pairings I love your tala one! And the future/general ones are just amazing! I can't wait to hear more about your cannons and see more of your drawings! So my crack pairings are hiromi with max or rei! What are your thoughts?? :D
Ahh!!!……first let me hug you!
I am so very happy that you liked the answer! it made my
heart wept with happiness and awe :’D And i am so touched that you want to see more drawings and
hear more! can i ask for anything better?! :D…..you are awesome anon ^w^ The
support is really appreciated! :’D
About the ask….. My my
anon……..about Hiromi and Max, I just went awww :’D
And about Hiromi and Ray….my mind went along the lines from
romance to this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…….
Well since you asked about my opinions, let’s discuss them
Hiromi and Max would act more like friends than a couple.
But it doesn’t mean that wouldn’t do any romance. There would be lot of moments
of it actually. Like Max dropping Hiromi on her workplace. Having their lunches
together. Going to beach. Oh yesh, they will go to beach almost every weekend.
Hiromi would apply sunblock on Max’s back, all the while the one receiving it
will relish in the massage being given to him. Then later swim in the sea with
porpoises coming to them. And they would end their trip by walking barefoot
across the smooth sand, hand in hand while watching the sunset, the sky
splashed in hues of pinks and oranges. Even though both of them prefer eating from fast food
outlets, once a month, they would go to this fancy restaurant where’s there a
system of buffet-style. Max would wear a white tux while Hiromi would don
cocktail dresses of sober colors. They would taste almost everything but will
be interested more in desserts ;) because Max is our sugar boy. After that, to
satiate their thirsts, they would have a bottle of chardonnay too. Of course it
would make both of them tipsy, for none of them have high tolerance of alcohol.
So while reaching home, they would tumble drunkenly across the alleys, laughing
hysterically at everything. And if some band is close by, playing music in a
pub, they would dance on the cobblestone streets like Emma Stone and Ryan
Gosling from the movie La La Land. And when Hiromi would get angry, everyone would tend to stay
10 mile radius away from her because My God she is scary xD except for Maxie.
Instead he will hug Hiromi from behind, petting her head and rubbing his cheek
on her hair, muttering soothing words in her ear ‘Hush hush my
waifu……everything’s going to be alright’. No one could resist that! Tachibana
would melt in his arms after being cuddled ^^
Hiromi and Ray would be an interesting couple ;), with the latter
one acting more mature and seeing the former one as an endearing being. With
that being said, it’s safe to conclude that Ray would spoil Hiromi a lot by
cooking her delicious meals, bringing breakfast to her bed, preparing a bath
for her and massaging her stiff muscles after training. And if they happen to
go to hike where Hiromi would let out a exhausted sigh after walking for so
long, saying that she can’t walk anymore, the Chinese would carry her on his
back, bearing her weight all too easily. Hiromi would play a lot with Ray’s hair. She would run her
fingers through his soft black luscious locks, which would be spread across the
pillows, sniffing in their scent and admiring their texture. Ray would be awake
but he would pretend to sleep because he likes his hair being stroked. Besides
he finds this habit of hers adorable. Hiromi would join Ray in his mediation sessions, seeing that
something needs to be done about her temper. Also this will serve such a nice
quality time with her boyfriend. Of course it would be an epic failure. The
brunette wouldn’t sit still. She can’t because it’s not in her nature to stay
still. She would constantly fidget her shoulders or wriggle her eyebrows, all
the while struggling to relax herself. In the end, Ray would politely end their
sessions. But their sparring sessions would be successful. Ray would
teach Hiromi the martial arts in order to defend herself in times of trouble
when’s he not around. At first Ray would be able to pin Hiromi down flawlessly.
However with the passage of time, Hiromi would knock him down before he can say
anything. Our girl is a fast learner :’D (tears of joy) If Hiromi would get angry, Ray would mostly ignore her. This
wouldn’t go unnoticed. Hiromi would be verbally assaulting him until neko-jin
would remind her that she needs to stop now;
“How can you do this Ray?! Don’t you dare ignore….” “Ssh Romi! We are in temple”
Embarrassed, Tachibana would shut her mouth, furiously
muttering that she will complain to Gods about his unruly behavior.
Once finished with praying, the coach would seek to resume
their argument, but Kon had thought through this. Before Hiromi could say
anything, Ray would give her a kiss filled with so much love and passion it
would make on-lookers envious of them. When they would break apart, passers-by
would say that such a lovely couple they are. Ray would flash his charming
smile on them, while Hiromi would stand there dumbly, with her cheeks blushing
and wondering what on earth happened.
And if you think that Ray would teach Hiromi some cooking,
you got another thing coming.
Ray can’t teach Hiromi cooking. He simply can’t. To others,
yes. To Hiromi, there’s an absolute no.
You want to know why? Because Ray gets turned on when he’s
see his beloved in an apron xD
It’s his weird fetish. Hiromi in her tank shirt and shorts,
an apron tied across the torso, walking on wooden floors in her sock-clad
feet….it’s a very rare sight for Chinese boy. And can you blame that guy? ;D
Not that they tried. They really did but in the end, they
were making out on the counter. What stopped them was the burning smell and
they realized that the stove was on. Not wanting to get the kitchen on fire,
the couple reached an unspoken agreement and it was; they wouldn’t cook
Well there you go anon! :’D
Sorry again for making this long and answering this so late
T_T…..time is not my best friend right now (cries a waterfall T_T)
I hope you like it ^w^
Thank you so much for sending this ask. I really had fun
writing this down! :D
I don't mean to sound rude or imposing, I've just noticed there are a lot of rather small things you tag, such as, for example, "bold text" in a recent post of yours. I'm just curious if you have been asked to tag such things or if you do it on your own accord, and why someone might want to blacklist a post with "bold text", for what purpose? Have a nice evening!
Mm no problemo yo! Thanks for asking so politely!
To answer the first bit Ive been asked to tag like…… maybe three things? maximum? in the three years ive been here so uh. Yeah most of what i tag ive picked up from others hghhg
For the second bit about little things and bold text especially, i heard from someone who actually needs bold text tagged that for some people (especially neurodivergent people) it, like capital letters, can come across as yelling or harsh/angry sounding words! For those who have had bad experiences with that sort of stuff they may not want to be exposed to angry words whether spoken or not
I used to personally get a lil freaked out by red letters for some reason (its cool now tho), i think it may’ve been influenced by school since you know. red letters on your work means youve done Bad so maybe it triggers a lil Alert Alarm in the brain? Who knows!
But yeah its pure guesswork but for example #Hands may creep people out for the way theyre structured, #water may trigger bad memories (theres also an illness called aquagenic pruritis i know from personal experience and maybe people with it could have their itching triggered by just looking at water!)
I guess its personal in the case of all these things I tag but I just like to tag them anyway
anyway i hope that answers your question?? If not lmk?? And I hope you have a nice evening too!