amys baking company

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Last year, when Amy’s Baking Company was all the rage, I made this meme:

Nothing fancy, just a stupid little something that I slapped together in 30 seconds then forgot about. 

Flash forward to today, when I decided to finally watch the return to Amy’s Baking Company episode. The first couple of minutes are devoted to how ABC completely blew up social media. At exactly 1:43 minutes in, this popped up:

MY MEME

MY STUPID-ASS MEME WAS ON TELEVISION

THEREFORE I WAS ON TELEVISION

I’M IRL FAMOUS

I nearly had a heart attack when I saw it, haha. I thought I was crazy until I pulled my meme back up and compared it to the one in the episode and found that it was a perfect match. 

I still can’t believe it. I can’t believe that a lame meme I made for Tumblr actually got a second of airtime. God bless us all.

Amy’s Baking Company Sentence Starters

Quotes taken from this video and this set of social posts. Feel free to change pronouns as necessary! Note: Foul Language Warning!

“He was a playboy.”
“Our babies are cats.”
“Meow meow meow meow!”
“This is what God wants me to do.”
“That is one shit burger.”
“The customer is not always right.”
“She’s nuts!”
“I’m going to really hurt somebody if someone sends it back!”
“I told them to leave and not come back.”
“Don’t worry, I told them to fuck off!”
“I will go tell them to fuck off if my husband doesn’t!”
“FUCK YOU SIR!”
“They retaliate against them.”
“I hope it hurts him.”
“I don’t make tips.”
“That’s horrible.”
“Don’t fuck with me.”
“Who the fuck you think you are?”
“I will fuck with you!”
“The majority of the people in this state think we’re going to throw you out.”
“Don’t come back!”
“You go! Fuck you!”
“You’re a little pansy! Give me a break.”
“We will stand strong through the oppression that has been thrown at us.”
“This is a rough and unjust time in our lives.”
“We will not bend to the will of these haters and sinners.”
“I AM NOT STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE.”
“YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW GOOD FOOD.”
“WE DO NOT NEED THIS YOU STUPID PEOPLE.”
“AMERICA IS ABOUT RESELLING, IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL.”
“DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD QUALITY.”
“I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON REDDIT.”
“I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE-FILLED PAGE.”
“Bring it on. You are just pussies. Come to Arizona.”
“You are weaker than my wife.”
“My wife is a jewel in the desert.”
“You are just trash.”
“I’m keeping note of all the names here.”
“We will be pursuing action against you legally.”
“You are all just punks.”
“WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT.”
“I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GOD’S CHILD.”
“PISS OFF, ALL OF YOU.”
“FUCK ALL OF YOU.”
“BRING IT, WE WILL FIGHT BACK.”
“YOU DON’T KNOW US! WE WILL THRIVE!”
“WE WILL TEACH OUR CHILD WHAT GOD WANTS IN THEIR PATH.”
“I AM WONDER WOMAN.”
“You people are all shit.”
“We are laughing at you. All of you, just fools.”
“God is on our side.”

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Jaxxy’s latest cartoon is out.  Check dat shit! (I voice the last guy to speak at the end)

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In honour of the fact that Gordon Ramsay will be returning to Amy’s Baking Company on February 28th for the season premier of Kitchen Nightmares, here is the best worst episode of anything ever.