amy-wise

Time for a major shoutout to this little bean called Eve, who’s turning 6 today! Bless her darling heart, she was tending to me the whole time I was sick ;_; Apparently she could smell the infection as she was constantly sniffing my lower abdomen and resting her snout on it. She started crying when I was taken to the hospital and instead of sleeping in my bed as usual, she was waiting at the door the whole night. ;A; nurse puppy.

Her old and wise mommy Ami (turning 13 later this year) deserves a shoutout too, she had a hard time delivering her four babies 6 years ago but did it like a boss anyway. Here’s a pic of her in an absolute zen state while we were on the road yesterday:

wise sage puppy.

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Diana Prince / Wonder Woman

Vigilantes (4/?)

A new journey to be started.
A new promise to be fulfilled.
A new page to be written.
Go forth unto this waiting world with pen in hand, all you young scribes,
the open book awaits.
Be creative.
Be adventurous.
Be original.
And above all else, be young.
For youth is your greatest weapon, your greatest tool.
Use it wisely.

Before I Dive... Chapter 2

So here is chapter 2. Song used is “Dive” by Ed Sheeran. Part 3 is coming soon because it takes place the next day. I wrote it as 1 but I thought I should break it up length wise. Enjoy!


Amy opened the door to her flat, smiling when she saw Richard, who smiled back at her. She took a moment to notice his plain black t-shirt, jeans, and flip-flops, and was mildly disappointed about the sunglasses hiding his eyes.

“Just let me grab my purse,” she said, disappearing back inside.

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Don't You Think He Looks Tired?

Arty’s Definitive Guide to Her Moffat Hate

Okay, so I’m pretty sure most of you know I’ve made my opinions on Steven Moffat running Doctor Who very clear. Basically, I have a plethora of issues with it.

My rant shall be below the cut to save you guys the agony of having to scroll through all of it.

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Self Defense Pt 2

I know I promised this yesterday, but I got a little carried away with the this part and it is a little less than 3,000 words.  Sorry guys.  I am already working on part 3 and I think this may be about 5 parts long.  I am actually having fun with this one.  Also, this is my first time writing any type of smut at all so bare with me because I was super shy just writing it.

I’m going to tag everyone who liked the first part, if you don’t want to be tagged anymore, just let me know! :)

finnleysraemundo lametwentysomething carpe-libris shortlttlginger murderyoursoul milymargot sicklittlejag englishrosegarden paleasalabaster mirandasmadeofstone busstop ililypop fantasticab sarahlouise88ni twentysomethingmademoiselle @bitchy-broken @temporarilyyunavailable broughttoyoubythelettera anitavalija @courtkismet

(also I dont know how to place part 1 in this post.  I will figure it out, sorry, I am a lame-o.

And without further ado…

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Dear Diary,

            It’s been two days since Finn and I have been secretly dating and to be honest, it is harder then I thought.  I didn’t realize just how little we see each other through out the days.  He with his football and other obligations and me with my, well with my visits to Kester.  I haven’t even seen Liam in a few days, which to be honest I am a little relieved; I don’t need any more rumors about him and I.  I just don’t know how I’m going to go down and face Amy today.  She’s a nightmare, I don’t think I can do it; Finn was obviously no help in the self-defense part, though he did make up for it otherwise.  Oh diary, if I could wish for one thing it would be an escape from my beating. 

Rae was slowly walking to the edge of the train tracks.  She can already see a crowd forming; waiting for her and Amy to show up.  All she was thinking about if she should have taken an ice bath before coming to numb her body from the blows she was expecting, she also wish Finn was there, just being able to sense him may have given her just a little bit of courage.  As she got to the patch of cement that lead two different ways, she looked around and sure enough, there was Amy.  She was walking as if her only mission in life was to beat Rae senseless.  Oh shit. 

“Can’t believe ya actually came Earl.  Guess you know what ya doing with my boyfriend is wrong!” Amy was already taking off her jacket and threw it to Vicky. 

“I’m not doing anything with Liam, you need to talk to him about it.  I have done nothin’ wrong.”  Rae was starting to panic, in what world is she going to convenience Amy other wise.

“That’s it I’ve had en-” Amy was about to make a move when Chloe came running up.  “Wait, don’t do this!”  She said as she stepped in between Rae and Amy. 

“I thought you said you weren’t going to pick sides,” Vicky snared from the sidelines.  “Well I am, Rae is my best mate and a good person and if she said she hasn’t done anything with Liam, well then I believe her.”  Chloe turned and gave Rae a small nod as Rae gave her a small smile even though she was still on her toes. 

“Yeah well I don’t believe her,” Amy continued forward.  “Oh come off it Amy, you have such a bad arse reputation but where is ya proof?”  As soon as the words came out of Chloe’s mouth, Amy swung and connected on Chloe’s face causing her to fall to the floor. 

Before Rae knew it Amy had stepped up to her, “Now tell me Rae, have you or have you not done anything with my boyfriend?”  Amy was already clutching her fist together. 

“No Amy, we’re just mates, I need ya to believe me.”  But it was too late, Amy’s fist connected with Rae’s nose. 

“Oh for fucks sake Amy!!!”  Rae shouted as she held her nose.  She looked up and could tell Amy was expecting a comeback but nothing happened.  Rae just looked at her holding her nose, which she was 100% sure she was bleeding.  “Are ya happy now Amy, nothing ya do is going to change the fact that I have done nothing with Liam! You’re just insecure.” 

Amy swung again about to connect with Rae’s side when Rae got the courage to step on Amy’s foot and when Amy was about to nurse her foot, Rae took this opportunity to push her and Amy fell to the floor.  When she finally looked up with a shocked look on her face, Amy pushed up from the floor and took off running followed by Vicky and Lois.

Rae was in shock, she looked down at her hands impressed that her survival skills kicked in.  Then she remembered poor Chloe was hit too.

“Chloe, are you ok?”  Rae went to her and Chloe nodded her head.  “I’ve never been hit before Rae, and as far as I know, I think my mom can hit harder.”  Chloe said laughing rubbing her cheeks.  “Oi, speak for yaself, I have a bloody damn nose.”  Rae said showing Chloe her hands with blood on it.  “Let’s get ya back to mine and we can clean ya up as best as we can before you go home.” 

Rae had cleaned up at Chloe’s but there was definitely some bruising around her nose.  Rae was on her way home when she crossed paths with Liam.

“Hey there Alarm girl, oh no look at ya.  Is that what Amy did to ya?”  Liam was chewing on a toothpick.

“Not now Liam, I need to get home.”  Rae did not want to deal with him, not right now considering he is the reason she has the bruised nose.

“Look, I just wanted to say sorry for Amy.  She came around mine and proper broke up with me, let me have it too.  Something or another about trust being a foundation.  But as I see it, gives me and you more time to do some dumb shit together.”  Liam nudged her and she smiled a little.  But did she want that?  Did she want to spend more time with Liam?  As if he heard her inner monologue and contemplation, Finn turned the corner with Archie. 

“Hey Rae!”  Archie called over waving already running with arms open to give her a hug.  She and him had discussed her outing him to Lois.  They were mates again, but Archie was still broke up about what decisions will lay ahead of him.  Rae wrapped Archie in a hug when her eyes locked on Finn who had just walked up.  “Hey Rae,” Finn smiled and Rae couldn’t help the goofy big smile she had spread across her face.  “Oi, look at ya face Rae, did Amy do that?  Over that idiot Liam,” as soon as the words left Finn’s mouth he made eye contact with Liam.  “Yeah, this was Amy, does it look bad?”  Both Archie and Finn shook their heads.  Liam started to shuffle out of view when Rae turned around to him, “Liam, I better get going, I’ll see ya around, but I don’t know if it’s a good idea for us to be spending so much time together.”  With that, Liam nodded murmuring something as he lit a cigarette. Rae turned around shaking her head in frustration.  It doesn’t matter, I’ll see him in group and knowing him, he will still give me a good laugh and a hard time.  God my bloody nose hurts so badly.  Finn noticed the pain in Rae’s face as she brought her hand to her nose but looked down at the floor quickly. 

“Right boys, how have you been this evening?”  Rae was finding it very hard not to just blatantly stare at Finn. 

“Well, we won our match, Finn made the winning goal” Archie said with pride and Finn looked up from the floor through his lashes with a small smirk. 

“Good job there Finnley,” Rae was more then excited for him but had to keep her cool.  Finn smiled even bigger and stood up more straight as if in pride.

“Ah fuck, it’s late, I need to get going, I’ll see ya two later.”  Archie said as he kissed Rae on the cheek and padded Finn on the back, “Good match Finn.”  He yelled as he took off running.

Finally alone after two days and they both stood awkwardly.  “So how’ve ya been?” Rae said fidgeting with her fingers.  “Well, I’ve been good, been thinking about ya.  Been trying to figure out just how I was gonna get ya alone for at least 5 minutes.”  Finn was closing the gap between them when Rae stepped back and looked around.  “Rae, its dark, no one can see.”  Finn said again trying to close the gap with a look of determination.  “Not in the wide open Finn,” and as she said that, Finn grabbed her hand and was basically dragging her in the direction of his house.  “Where are we goin?”  Rae said as if she didn’t know the general direction of his house.  But he didn’t answer; he just turned back with a smile and kept moving.  Soon, they were at his house and Finn unlocked the front door.

“My dad’s working late tonight.  Told me not to wait up for him,” Finn said with a smoldering look.  “Oh,” Rae was still trying to catch her breath from the near sprint Finn was dragging her at. 

Finn locked the door behind Rae, “go ahead and go to my room, I’m gonna get us a few brews and clean up a bit.”  Rae nodded and made her way up to his room.  It had been awhile, but when she opened the door, it was like the first time she had stepped foot in his room.  Her eyes scanned looking for changes.  There was only one, the same picture Izzy had given her when they first started dating was right next to his bed on his bedside table.  She sank down on the bed and grabbed the picture.  It still doesn’t make sense to me, look at him, even in pictures he’s bloody beautiful and I look like a blob, doing my best to hide behind him even in photos, it’s embar- Finn had opened the door mid thought and she put the photo back down.  He had two cups of tea and it looks like he had put some water on his hair and washed off the dirt from his face.

“Here ya go,” handing her the tea he turned around and started to play The Great Escape album by Blur and made his way back to the bed and sat next to Rae.  Placing his tea by Rae’s he grabbed her face and brought it closer to examine her face.   Rae winced a little when he placed a finger on the bridge of her nose.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to hurt ya, how’d it go?  I wanted to be there, I was in class going mad looking at the time knowing where ya were.  That and I didn’t think it would be good if I showed up because I mean I wouldn’t have hit her but I definitely may have blown our cover if needed to.”  He said moving his one hand down to her cheek and bringing the other to rest on her other cheek. 

Rae smiled and leaned into his left hand feeling the pressure of his hand on her face hurt a little, but the pain was outweighed by the happiness spreading within her.  “It went alright.  I stepped on her foot and pushed her to the floor.  The only reason why I did anything was because she hit Chloe.  I am very protective of the people I care about ya know?  But as soon as I pushed her and she fell down, she ran off.  I didn’t even really do anything.  When I was on my way home from Chloe’s I saw Liam and he told me Amy broke up with him and that he wanted to spend more time with me.”  As soon as she said that, she made eye contact with him.  He just smiled letting her finish, “but ya heard me, I don’t think it is a good idea, at least right now, I’m tryin to work on this thing with this lad I know and I don’t want Liam ruining it.” 

Finn pulled Rae’s a little closer, “So tell me about this lad.”  He was just watching her lips as if contemplating letting her proceed or not.

“Oh he’s just the most fit lad in all in Lincolnshire, wait no Stamford, maybe in the whole world,” and with that Finn pushed his lips onto Rae’s.  Finn had pulled Rae down to where they were laying half hanging from the bed just kissing each other, touching each other.  Finn started to move Rae’s and his legs to be lying completely on the bed.  His hands were now working their way up her body when she stopped the kiss. He went to sit up but Rae grabbed his arm.  “I didn’t say to stop kissing me,” Finn leaned back over and took her lips once again.  This time, their kisses more urgent and Rae was pulling Finn until he was flush against her and the only thing separating them were clothes.  Finn started to run his hands down her sides again, this time, Rae was guiding his hands to her jeans,  “Rae, what are ya?”  “Shhh, just,” She guided his hands to unzip her jeans.  Finn’s heart was beating fast but he pushed his hands further down, until he grazed the top of Rae’s knickers.  “Please Finn,” she murmured against his lips as her tongue was losing the fight to dominate to Finn’s.  Finn slipped his hands deeper and felt his way down until he felt her.  Felt how hot and wet she was.  He took his index finger and ran it up and down her slit.  Finding her entrance he pushed his finger in, relishing on her tightness.  What he would give to be buried into her, but somewhere he knew, not tonight.  He pumped in and out until he felt brave enough to slip his middle finger in as well.  Rae gasped breaking the kiss and her head flew back against the pillow.  She was seeing stars, the same stars she saw so long ago.  He then again, started to use his thumb to not just tap but rub her clit.  She started to moan loudly, as Finn watched down at her in awe.  He felt her legs starting to shake.  She reached up and crashed Finn’s lips to hers and she came. 

Breathing heavily, Finn removed his hands from Rae and zipped up her jeans for her.  “Finn, my Finnley, you are literally, a sex wizard.”  Rae said with a gazed over look.  Finn laughed loudly, kissing her face everywhere his lips would meet.

“I don’t mean to sound like an ungrateful git, but I need to get home soon,” Rae started to sit up.  She reached for her brew and sipped it.  “When will we get time again?”  Finn asked with a little sadness in his tone.  “We will have to see, I know Archie wants to hang out tomorrow with me, but I can’t guarantee anything, I told ya this may be difficult Finn.”   Rae started to realize right then and there just how hard this is for her as well.  Sneaking around, not letting anyone know, at first it was a thrilling idea, but now thinking about it and realizing how much she wanted this, it’s going to be hard.

“Hey, how about, we come up with like a sign or something if we are around the gang and we want alone time, like it will be our secret message to each other that if one of us says it, we will take turns leaving and meet up somewhere?”  Rae said lowering her head to Finn’s shoulder.  It was the only thing she could possibly think of.

“That may work, but I’m afraid I will say it the minute I see ya, I kind of want ya all to myself,” He said placing a kiss on her hair.  “Aye, don’t be greedy Finn, our friends also need their dose of Rae,” she joked as she wiggled her face against his shoulder.

“That may be true, but not as much as I need it.”  As he said that, he was lifting her head from his shoulder and kissed her on her lips.  “What should be our signal then?” He asked as he peppered kisses all over her face again.  “I don’t know, something random, something no one will suspect,” Rae was now looking around the room looking for a word, or a sign.  “How about, Red Cabbage?”  Finn was biting his bottom lip trying to stifle a laugh as he realized what he just suggested.  “Red Cabbage?”  “Red Cabbage.”  “Alright Finnley, I don’t know how we will work that in, but Red Cabbage.”

“All right girl, let’s get ya home,” Finn stood up and reached his hand out to Rae.  Before they left the comfort and privacy of his house, he gave her one last deep kiss, promising her it won’t be long until they reunite.  Finn had made her get on his bike to get her home faster with less people noticing.  He dropped her off and when she handed him the helmet, their fingers lingered.  “Until next time, Mae.” “Next time Finnley.”

Rae walked up to her home then turned to watch Finn drive off, once inside, her mom gave her the third degree about her face, but she told her she was reaching for something at school when a few books fell on her.  Not too sure if her mother bought the lie or not, she still wondered upstairs and reached for her diary.

Dear Diary,  

     I usually never really write twice in a day, but considering in one day, I’ve gotten into my first fight and actually defended myself and then end the day with the most perfect human being on planet earth.  Life could be shaping up well, or did I just jinx myself?

Practically the Babysitter’s Club

Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Words: 2413

Summary: Someone (a surely desperate someone) gives Rosa a baby to take care of. (And Amy is totally the unofficial Kristy of the group.)

Notes: This is ONE HUNDRED YEARS late. I am barely exaggerating, honest. Thanks to @notsoclevertitle, who has the patience of a SAINT. I’m sorry this is horrifyingly late. You are wonderful.

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