The Husbands of River Song- Doctor Who 9X13
Edict of the Doctor

Once upon all time and space there was a box.
In this box there was a man;
Not a normal man like you and me,
But an ancient man – not half as free.

Burdoned with guilt,
Yet burning with passion.
But this, my dear friend,
Is where our story turns ashen.

Long ago
Longer now then it seems
We meet a man you’ve met in your dreams
A lovely, young man
With two hearts made of gold;
But an outer shell long built up – cold

He seemed to be happy,
All locked up in his box.
No one to tell him,
To plead him,
To dock.

It had been years since Amy, Rory or river had filled his hallow.
He’d grown cold,
Young face stuck in a scowl,
Angry at a universe he had saved;
Many times,

Desperately trying to keep up his guise.
Deep down he wanted to help,
But he thought to himself
“not again, not this time”

Old friends try not to despair;
No one could free him of this abhorrent affair.
Not until she came along.

A dainty young girl,
A lot of curiosity,
A child like gleam,
A strong personality.

The girl continued to persist;
The man just could not resist.
But oh, did he try;
He tried to run away,
He tried to hide in the sky,
But she found him each time,
Followed him up to his box in the sky;
She saw this box and exclaimed
“Its smaller on the outside!”

 Ive had this poem around for years now and finally got around to typing it up.


They’re talking about me.  I do not like this.  I do not like this at all.  Play it cool.  Play it cool. You do not care.  Problems to solve. Weeping Angels to find….Amy stop gawking at her!… Mysterious River from the future who knows everything about me. Handcuffs and spoilers.  Little Amelia Pond - brand new companion. Fish fingers and custard. Gossiping. About me. Girly stuff. Spoilers. Too many spoilers. Nope. Not good.

Like Moffat has written very strong female characters???? Like Amy Pond, River Song, Clara, Missy, and Osgood. And all i see here is people saying he’s a misogynist but have no proof? I saw someone wrote that he’s a misogynist because in that one episode Amy kissed the Doctor. Like are you fucking kidding me? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I loved Moffat’s female characters. He made them amazing