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They’re talking about me.  I do not like this.  I do not like this at all.  Play it cool.  Play it cool. You do not care.  Problems to solve. Weeping Angels to find….Amy stop gawking at her!… Mysterious River from the future who knows everything about me. Handcuffs and spoilers.  Little Amelia Pond - brand new companion. Fish fingers and custard. Gossiping. About me. Girly stuff. Spoilers. Too many spoilers. Nope. Not good.

Companion showoff
  • River:I actually fixed time by marrying the Doctor
  • Clara:So what? I died three times
  • Amy:Well! I survived Weeping Angels... WITH MY EYES SHUT
  • Donna:OH YEAH?? I WAS A DOCTOR ONCE!! doctor donna, doctor donna
  • Martha:I DEFEATED THE MASTER!!! HA!
  • Rose:WELL I BET NONE OF YOU BITCHES HAS LOOKED INTO THE ACTUAL TARDIS
  • Rory & Jack:CAN YOU STOP PLS
Crazy (but highly plausible) theory on doctor who

All of the episodes arent from the doctors perspective because all of the episodes are from the tardis’ perspective
Its always there
And we know that it is a living consciousness that can go invisble and travel in time
Meaning it can record all of everything in doctor who

Highly Scientific Experiment:
  • Step One: Gather the subjects Courfeyrac, Joly, Jehan and Grantaire.
  • Step Two: Get said subjects drunk.
  • Step Three: Introduce kittens.
  • Step Four: Profit.