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Les Amis as out-of-context quotes that my friend said while watching Les Mis for the first time

Enjolras: “Oh look, they’re hating on the rich people!”

Combeferre: “So they sing about their love… And they haven’t had any conversations besides their song about their love. Doesn’t that stink? Oh, well. What you gonna do? It’s TV.”

Courfeyrac: “They’re all so pretty. Why are they all so pretty?”

Jehan: “Pretty neat things, them stars!

Bahorel: “The kid is like 8, and he’s still singing when he gets shot. That’s commitment!”

Feuilly: “HE THREW DOWN A PIANO! THOSE ARE SO EXPENSIVE!”

Joly: “It looks like a face mask! I, too, love exfoliating with human crap.”

Bossuet: “Ooh, that’s some deep shit. Sorry guys, what can I say, I love some crappy puns!”

Grantaire: “Aw, he’s singing about stars again, except they’re not pretty this time. He’s clearly having some life issues.”

Bonus:

Marius: “You know what I noticed? There’s no comic relief in this.”

Cosette: “I wonder what they made that out of. Pudding, maybe. Just a happy thought.”

Éponine: “Is the part where we’re supposed to feel sympathy for him? Cause I feel NOTHING.”

Montparnasse: “OH SHIT IT’S THECOPS!”

a few weeks after marius joins les amis they’re still a little wary about his stances but try to involve him, that includes the monthly les amis and co movie night. they watch harry potter (supposed to be the first one but ended up being a marathon) and it goes well. they’re pretty silent, apart from snide commentary, and marius is too. all is calm. until:

“i really like snape.”

Preference "How they react to you catching them pleasuring themselves" (NSFW)

(More NSFW preferences! Lol for reader always being shook XD and yay for faves being NAAAASSSTYYY FOR US 😏😆,getting THIRSTY and just WANTING TO GET IT ON WITH US!! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 I tried my best to make them all different :D PS. I didn’t put the too young characters cause it’s too weird for me…sorry..and YESSS SIMON… Gifs not mine/found them on google/credit to the original owners.)

Negan-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d slowly look up at you with a devilish grin and feel all smug about it. You were walking in the hall to your room and suddenly heard your name being called from a familiar voice in a low groan. Out of reflex, you thought he was angry and you ran to open the door quickly, only to see him sitting up on your bed naked with the blanket barely covering anything and his hand stroking his cock. As you’d stare at him, he’d chuckle and start to tease you just to get you hot and bothered. “Oh no…Y/N…You caught me fucking red handed…I should be punished for this…So come…Over…Here…and teach me a lesson…or even better…let me fuck your brains out!”

Daryl-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get frustrated and just somehow find a way to deny it. You were supposed to be out on a run for the day but you had come back earlier only to find him in your room and on your bed with his pants barely on. He had his eyes closed and everything but as soon as he heard you walk in, he looked over at you and got angry. He had spent the day thinking you wouldn’t be home so soon that seeing you just there frustrated him more than anything. “Damn it, Y/N! What the hell are you doing here?! Weren’t you supposed to be out?! How can you just walk in like that?! No I-I wasn’t doing anything…It’s not like I needed your help…”

Rick-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get a little shy and try to explain as to why he was doing so. You were both asleep in bed at night, when suddenly you felt the covers shift up and down. It woke you up a little and as you heard your name along with a few curses, you had a little idea of what was happening. You decided to turn to face him and when he felt you shift, he instantly stopped and looking over at you, he’d start to whisper his excuses. “Euh…Y/N…I-I’m sorry, I woke you up…It’s just…I had a…I had a wet dream about you…and it woke me up…and I had to relieve myself…Yeah…”

Merle-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d slow down his pace and practically give you a show before calling you over. You got busy talking to someone for a little while that as Merle waited for you, he got impatient and started to stroke himself. He made it his point to moan out your name so that you just had to cut the conversation short and check out on him. As you did, you only saw him on the couch with his pants around his ankles and a smirk on his face. “Y/N, baby…I need you…Do you like what you see? You want this? If you do then…You’ll have to get closer and help me…I don’t think I can do this on my own…”

Glenn-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d stop and just get all awkward from you seeing him this way. He was thinking about you all day that he just had to touch himself before you’d come back from the run. As he did, never once had the thought of you coming back earlier crossed his mind until he heard the door opening and saw you with a hand over your mouth. Seeing you like that, just made him want to hide and he get his pants back up. “Euh…Y/N…I didn’t think you’d be back this early…I thought you were out with everyone else…So yeah…I was just thinking about you…”

The Governor-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d look back at you lustfully and beg you to help. You were walking to your room and as you heard your name and saw the door almost closed, you simply peered through the crack thinking he was talking to someone until you realized he was alone. You tried to get a closer look but you stumbled on your feet and ended up opening it wide. As he saw you, he just signaled you to closed the door. “Y/N, you’re here…Good…C-close the door…and come closer to me…I need you…Now…”

Abraham-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d chuckle and start to tease you on your reaction. You were walking to go downstairs, when you the heard your name coming from your room. You being oblivious, just answered naturally and opened the door to the room, asking him what was wrong and only then seeing him on the bed with his hand under the blanket. Seeing your expression and thinking about the whole situation, just made him laugh. “Y/N! It’s not the first time you’ve seen me stroke my dick! Come on, I do this when we have sex and you do it to me too, don’t act surprise!”

Eugene-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get embarrassed and try to hide under the blanket. He had spent the day looking at you and seeing the way you were dressed, just made him want you. However, instead of being upfront to you and seeing you spend the day outside being busy, he just decided to take care of himself and walked to his room, not even thinking once you would ever walk to come and get something. “Y/N?! Wh-what are you doing here?! I thought you’d stay outside…Wh-what? No, i’m not doing anything…I-I was about to take a nap…that’s why my pants are off…”

Jesus-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d be surprised but try to recover by acting all innocent. Knowing how polite you were, he thought he was safe in his room and that you wouldn’t ever just barge in. However, as his fun got a little too intense, you heard your name being said repeatedly that you just got worried. You walked over to his room and did exactly the unexpected by opening his door as quickly as you could and surprising him in the process. “Y/N?! H-How can you just walk in like that?! I thought you had manners…Me? I-I wasn’t doing anything…I-I didn’t say your name…why would you think all of that?”

Dwight-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he wouldn’t even have realize you had seen him. He thought you were out for the day and as his mind was running wild on thoughts of doing you, he just had to get in your room. He had decided to get comfortable on your bed and started to stroke himself, all while in reality you were simply brushing your teeth in your bathroom. As you walked back out, you saw him and just gasp, as it took him quite some time before realizing you were there. “Y/N?! How long have you been standing there? Wh-what did you see?…Everything? Then why didn’t you say a word?…You know…I still need your help…”

Morgan-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, you’d both just freeze and look at one another, wide eyed. He had thoughts of doing you early in the morning but as you weren’t there, since you left to go on a run, he just decided to take care of himself. So it was just unexpected for him to see you come back so soon not to mention the fact that you didn’t knock before entering the room. So as he saw you standing by the door, he just didn’t knew what to do. “Y/N? Why…are you back so early…I-I didn’t expect this…Euh…I-I just had other plans but you left earlier…So here I am…”

Shane-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d smirk and just laugh it off. He had thought about you all day that as he came back from the run, he just wanted to fuck you. However, you fell asleep before him and as he didn’t wanted to bother you, he decided to take care of himself while thinking about all the dirty things you did together just to get off even better. Eventually, you heard your name and sleepily turned over to see and as he realized, he just shrugged at you. “Y/N…Did I wake you up? Sorry about that…I wanted you but you fell asleep…So i’m doing it myself…So now you can either keep watching…or you can help…You’re call!”

Milton-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get all flustered and try to hide. He had wanted to do you earlier in the morning but he had been too shy to ask it of you and just let you leave. Feeling frustrated, he just took care of himself not thinking you would ever just walk back. So the instant you did, he nervously and quickly tried to get his pants back up while keeping his gaze away from you. “Y/N?! Wh-why are you back? D-did you forget something? I-I wasn’t doing anything…I’m serious! No…It’s better for you to just stay over there…I’ll get it for you…”

Aaron-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d be shocked and slowly cover himself. It was late at night and he thought you were asleep in your room, he just decided to take care of himself while being as quiet as he could. As he did, you tossed and turned in your bed until you heard your name being called repeatedly. You then decided to run over to his room opening the door in a panic, only to see him pulling the blanket over. “Y/N?! Wh-what are you doing here at this hour? Sh-shouldn’t you be in bed…in your room…Don’t tell me I woke you up…I am so sorry about that…”

Gabriel-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d panic and try to get you out of the room. You were looking for something in his room but as you heard footsteps, you decided to hide in the closet and wait for him to leave. However, instead he just laid on the bed thinking about you and the last time you were together and started to touch himself. You looked at him and figuring out what was happening you gasp, waking him up from his daydream. “Y/N?! What are you doing in here?! Oh god…Wh-what did you see or hear? Don’t tell me a lot!…I’m sorry b-but you have to leave for a moment!”

The Wolf-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d just tell you to come over. He didn’t really care if you’d walk in on him or not, he just felt the need to do it and so he did. He was laying in a sleeping bag in your tent and was just thinking about you the while time. As you walked back in and saw him, he just got happier and signaled you to get closer to him and close the door. “Y/N, finally you’re here! I’ve been waiting for a while…I’m gonna need you’re help here…and you’ll be here for a while…so close the door…”

Noah-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d stop and get nervous trying to explain. As you were asleep, he thought of being discreet and decided to take care of himself in the bathroom. However, as you heard your name being called you woke up and looked for him all over only to finally open the bathroom door to see him there. “Y/N…euh…I-I was thinking about you…but you were asleep…so I just thought of…doing it myself…Sorry…You weren’t supposed to see this…”

Simon-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d show himself to you even more and ask you to help. It was late at night and you still weren’t back, so he just decided to have his fun before getting it on with you. He got in your bed and sliding into your blanket, he started to touch himself. However, as he did, you came back in time and opened the door, only for you to see each other and him starting to tease you by slowly removing the blanket. “Y/N…Have you been staring at me this whole time?…You like what you see? I can show you more if you want to…but you’ll have to come over here…”

Ezekiel-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d nervously chuckle and try to explain the situation. He had never been caught before and was confident in himself enough to do it again, as you were away handling some business outside. However, you had finished earlier and being excited to spend the rest of the day with him, you went over to your room and hadn’t even register him saying your name until you opened the door, making him having to explain. “My dear Y/N! I’m so sorry! I didn’t think you’d get here before so…I had decided to just handle my man problem on my own…Sorry you had to catch me like this…”

Benjamin-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get all awkward and deny what was happening. He had liked you fro a while but was just too shy to confess to you. As it was late at night, he just had the urge to touch himself while thinking about you and as he did he let out your name as well. Walking pass his room, you heard him and being curious, you just opened the door making him panic. “Y/N?! Oh…What are you doing here?…I-I called you? No…No I didn’t…I didn’t say anything…Why would you think that…No i’m not doing anything…”

Caesar-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d keep going at it and just tease you. He didn’t mind if you saw him, besides he was in your room and all. He was just waiting for you as you were still out with friends, in the meanwhile he started to touch himself while thinking about you. As you finally got back, you ended up being more shy than him, making him tease you even more. “Y/N…Oh good you’re back…I missed you Muñeca…Are you blushing? Come on, you’re the one doing the eavesdropping, how can you act all shy…Don’t just stand there…”

Spencer-The moment you caught him pleasuring himself while he was moaning your name, he’d get embarrassed and probably get a drink afterwards. He had his eyes on you for a while but just didn’t knew if he should go for it. So as it was late at night, he decided to get some drinks and as he sat on the couch he started to touch himself while thinking about you. As he did, you wanted to tell him something and just walked into his house without knocking, surprising him. “Y/N?! Wh-what are you doing here?! Shouldn’t you be in your house? C-can you please leave…I-I’m going to need some time…”

Michonne-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d be surprised and would get you to leave the room. She wanted to be with you but as you left for the morning, she had decided to take care of herself while in bed. However, she never expected for you to come back so early from the run and just walk in, that when she saw you she grabbed the blanket to cover herself and walked over to push you out of the room. “Y/N?! You shouldn’t be here! You should be on that run! I’m sorry sweetheart but get out…I’m serious…and next time knock on the door…”

Maggie-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d want to tease you even more and try to get you to help her. She was waiting for to come back from the run the whole day and as it got late, she just got frustrated and went to bed. Unable to sleep and thinking about you, she started to touch herself and as you came back you heard your name and quickly opened the door, asking what was wrong. She chuckled and started to tease you. “Y/N? Oh…There’s nothing wrong…It’s just you weren’t here earlier…but now that you are…you can change all that…”

Andrea-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d look over at you and entice you over. She had a long day and when she came back still not seeing you, she decided to take care of herself. You eventually made your way back and hearing your name, you decided to run to open the door quickly and asked what was wrong, surprising her but later making her chuckle. “Y/N? What? Nothing is wrong with me…Gosh…Don’t stand there and gawk…come over here and help me…”

Jessie-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d get embarrassed and try to find an excuse. She wanted you to do her earlier that day but you had left to help the others with their work. As she was left alone, she decided to take care of herself before getting up. However, you decided to go back to her room as you forgot something and as you did, you saw her. In a panic, she tried to explain. “Y/N! I-I was just thinking…thinking about you…and how…I missed you…I’m so sorry…I didn’t think you’d be back so soon…”

Beth-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d panic and hide herself under the blanket. As she waited for you to come back, she decided to take care of herself while in your bed and just thought about you. However, she didn’t ever heard your footsteps coming back and just went on for a while before realizing you were just standing there. As she finally did, she yelped and pulled the blanket up and got nervous. “Y/N?! Wh-why are you here?! I-I thought you were going to be out longer…I didn’t think you’d be back…”

Sasha-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d just freeze and slowly just pull her pants back up. She didn’t want to bother late at night and thought it was safe to stay in her room, she just decided to take care of herself. However, being nosy you listened closely when you heard your name and ended up in front of her room. Forgetting yourself, you just opened the door and she froze. “Euh…Y/N? What…What are you doing? You’re supposed to be in your own room…not here…”

Rosita-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d get even more frustrated and just ask you to help her. She thought she wasn’t going to see you until the next morning, as you were put so late and had decided to please herself. However, you came back earlier and just wanted to surprise her, so you walked up quietly and opened the door to your room widely and yelled out “Surprise”, making her frustrated. “Oh my god! Y/N?! What is wrong with you?! Oh you thought you were being funny? Well you’re not, i’m just…Let it go…Come over here…”

Tara-The moment you caught her pleasuring herself while she was moaning your name, she’d get all shy and admit it embarrassingly. She didn’t thought of you coming back earlier than usual and just decided to take care of herself. However, you had never actually left the house and were just downstair when suddenly you heard your name. You ran up to your room and opening the door, she started to stutter. “Y-Y/N? You’re here…I-I don’t know how else to put it…I-I was…Doing exactly what it looks like…”