One thing I love about the show South Park is that the one episode they did about Casa Bonita literally saved the restaurant from bankruptcy. And the restaurant is absolutely proud of that fact, and are fully aware the grand majority of their current customers came because of South Park.

I’m not kidding, you ever go to that restaurant and one of the first things the waiters say to you while welcoming you is “Do any of you watch South Park??” and then they’ll go on like “If you want to see all the places that Cartman went to, the jail is downstairs, the waterfall is over there, you’ll find the puppet show that way…!!” And they are so excited about it, like “Yeah! Yeah!! We were featured on a popular cartoon!! We know!! Welcome!!” it’s so adorable.

And there’s this dumb Cartman plushie that you can find there

And I’ve been there a couple times and noticed it in a couple different places so maybe they have a running gag where they keep moving it so people have fun finding it? Idk but I love it. Casa Bonita is so incredibly proud they got featured on a vulgar cartoon show and they are totally owning it.

Marc with a C

I have a colleague at work called Marc. I’ll call him Marc Jones because although that’s not his real name the surname doesn’t matter for the purposes of this story.  Marc was on the phone to a mail order company.  He explained that his first name was spelt with a ‘c’ and not a ‘k’.  He thought no more about it.

Then, a few days later, the package he had ordered arrived,  addressed to Marc Withersea Jones.  It took him a moment to realise what had happened.  I can’t explain why I find this quite so funny but this little tale just keeps making me laugh.  I’m chuckling to myself as I type this.  I may need professional help. Thank you for listening.

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Yukanol Fukov
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By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Levi/Erwin Smith/Eren Yeager
Characters: Erwin Smith, Levi, Eren Yeager, Nile Dok
Additional Tags: Eruren to Eruriren, Modern AU, russian!Levi, levi has a potty mouth, Eventual Smut, Eventual Threesomes, I can guarantee now this will be filthy, and not just because Levi works as a cleaner, Personal Trainer! Eren, Financial Broker! Erwin, Cleaner! Levi, Language Kink, Language Barrier, House Cleaning, Gardening, Accidental Voyeurism, I dunno what smut to tag cause it hasn’t happened yet, watch this space, Nile is a snotty teenager
Summary:

Levi is a Russian immigrant in England working shifts at a factory by night and cleaning residentially by day. He is hired by Erwin and Eren, a married couple - to help clean their house.

Cue the hilarity that naturally ensues when you get a stranger who barely speaks English in to clean your house and they’re way more thorough than you’d ever expected they would be…

Hide your porn, boys. Hide it well or it might turn back up alphabetised, date ordered and thoroughly disinfected.

My next multi-chap! 

This is dedicated to the entire @eruriren-network 

Specifically @glassesgirl0401 who gave me so many good ideas, and @sciencefictioness who I think is just hella thirsty for some Russian Levi.

Love y’all!  

Utterly random thought of the Day

I’m fairly certain the whole idea of Jedi lineages is fanon, but think. 

Yoda trained Dooku who trained Qui-Gon who trained Obi-Wan who trained Anakin who trained Ahsoka.  That’s one line.

Dooku also trained- in the Dark Side, mind, but there was still training- Ventress.

Does that mean that Ventress is Obi-Wan’s “aunt”?  Is she in their lineage?  And how would everyone react if they ever figured that out?

(And how would Luke fit?  Would he be considered Obi-Wan’s Padawan or Yoda’s?  Is he Anakin’s brother padawan or his great-great-“uncle”?  Or would Jedi even think in terms like that?)