“oh yea they wvere so into me! the famous ampora charm wvas getting to them you knowv. wve talked, made out, the usual. i’m not sure if i’ll call them back though, i havwe so much on my plate already if you catch my drift.”
OK, I GUESS I’VE HAULED MY LEG STABILIZERS LIFELESSLY THOUGH THE DIRT FOR LONG ENOUGH ON THIS ONE. LONG ENOUGH THAT THE HYPE TRAIN IS WELL ON ITS WAY TO WHOCARESVILLE AND THE DISCOURSE DONKEY HAS HEE’D ITS LAST FUCKING HAW AND SHAT UPON ALL OUR YOUNG HOPES AND DREAMS.
BUT THAT’S OK. BECAUSE IT’S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A HEALTHY DOSE OF KARKAT’S SAGELY JUDGEMENT AND CRITICISM.
MANY OF YOU, MYSELF INCLUDED, THOUGHT THAT ERIDAN WOULD STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS ONE AS POSSIBLE. TURNS OUT HE COULDN’T TEAR HIMSELF AWAY. I KID YOU NOT. WHICH I SHOULD HAVE SEEN COMING REALLY. I MEAN WE BONDED OVER JUDGING PEOPLE AND THEIR INTERPERSONAL DRAMA IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO MANY OF THESE CRITICISMS COME FROM LONG, THOUGHTFUL CONVERSATIONS WE HAD *TOGETHER* OVER… DREAM DADDY.
THAT’S RIGHT, AMPORA. YOU KNOW HALF OF THIS IS YOU.
IN PART ONE I’LL MOSTLY BE SHARING FIRST IMPRESSIONS AND SCREENCAPS. PART TWO WILL BE WHERE I DELVE DEEP INTO THE NOOK OF THIS THING AND LAY DOWN SOME FIRST CLASS ROMANTIC INTERPRETATION.
ALSO, FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE’S SANITY I’M NOT GOING TO DELVE INTO QUADRANTS MUCH IF AT ALL HERE. WE’LL CONSIDER THIS A MATESPRITSHIP-ONLY VENTURE, YOU INFURIATINGLY SIMPLE HUMANS.
SO BEFORE I LOSE ANY FURTHER WILL TO LIVE, LET’S JUMP RIGHT IN.
What she means: Eridan Ampora smiled for the first time in cannon but it wasn’t even over anything serious. Out of cannon Eridan is a joke but cannon Eridan is a serious character that loves military stuff and has trouble not being a dick sometimes and has made some serious mistakes and it would have been nice to see him smile over something like getting over his mistakes or something like that. I would have even been fine with a few frames of him falling down and feferi reaching out a hand to help him up and he smiles because one of the most important people in his life felt he was worth helping. BUT NOOOO he had to fucking ride on shreks shoulder holding god damn cotton candy while smile like a fucking idiot. Now he is a joke both in cannon and out of cannon and its horribly upsetting me. This character is pretty much ruined for me now and I wish the he would have never smiled because at least he would have some dignity.