Part ½: Keith is shocked and excited to find Lance who has been presumed dead for years, on a random island planet in the middle of a bartering district. But before he can celebrate he realizes that there is a slight issue
((Basically Lance goes missing during the final battle of the war and is presumed dead for a few years until Keith finds him on some random civilian planet on the far corners of the universe… unfortunately he doesn’t remember anything or anyone (not even his family or old bf))
FOR MORE content of this au just go to my ‘lost lance au’ tag!!
*fangirling on hollywood actors, kpop stars, any famous guys who look good*
wtf u slutz they wouldn't even know u exist
*fangirling on anime character who never existed, plays otome games until i collapse, imagines myself with my anime husbandos on a high school setting, licks my husbandos abs with my phone screen, dreams of reverse harem like in otome games*
The door is rusted shut. It also has no knob and isn't real. None of these doors are. What, did you think we'd let you in any of these doors? Fucking idiot.
This door requires an absurdly specific key only obtainable by doing an absurd puzzle. Why is everything in this building fucking locked?
Resident Evil 4:
Just kick the door in half. You don't give a fuck. Fuck this guy's house, it's my house now.
Go print out some words on a stone printer. They're like keycards. But rocks.
Rule of Rose:
Some little fucker is going to shut the door on you. What a prick.
I hope you like scrabble.
Dino Crisis 2:
It seems that someone misplaced a large vehicle into this door. Go find a key in a pond to open the other door.
Hey I hope you like doing silly puzzles because here's a clock, go ahead and input that time you read about earlier.
Left 4 Dead:
I mean, yeah, that door opens, but the hunter behind it isn't going to make things easier for you. Oops, it was just a horde.
Well that door's right fucked, innit? You see those boxes over there? You know what to do.
Same as above but with Mr. Struts on your ass the entire time.
If it's a locked door, you're gonna need a keycode. Hope you're ready to fight the burer behind it. The pseudogiant, too.
There's a lobsterman behind that door. Don't open it. Don't even open the sub door. There's lobstermen out there. Time to leave.
You're going to have to go into some guy's memories and make it so that he doesn't get dead to get through this door. Or maybe a bear's memories. Awesome.
OPEN DOOR. OPEN THAT DOOR. OPEN KITCHEN DOOR. OPEN DOOR. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR AAAAAA JESUS CHRIST RIO PLEASE I BEG OF YOU OPEN THE DOOR
Echo Night Beyond:
Look through some really slow moving cameras until you figure out what you need to open the door, then proceed to immediately make a mad dash for the items while a ghost of a little girl kinda jogs towards you in an apparently immensely threatening fashion because your heart rate is literally breaking 300 bpm whenever she's within 3 feet of you.
Modern day adult AU where Keith is involved in a workplace accident, resulting in retrograde amnesia. Over time, he starts to remember bits and pieces of the group and his life but he can’t, for the life of him, remember Lance.
It’s been a year since the accident and he still can’t remember Lance. Lance, frustrated, yells that it’s not fair how Keith can remember everyone but him. When asked why he’s so impatient to get Keith to remember, Lance shoves a box into Keith’s hands and storms off. In the box, is pictures of Keith and Lance together, as a couple. The pictures date back 3 years. He turns one picture around that reads “Our one year!” With that day’s date on it. As he’s looking through the pictures, Keith is crying because he still can’t remember Lance. He starts crying harder when he looks deeper in the box and finds an ring box.