ammu nation

i dunno, guys, i just like to think about how the average criminal in los santos reacts to the fake ah crew

like because of course there’s the option where everybody’s terrified of ramsey’s crew and the the wreckage they wreak and the power they have, but there’s ALSO the equally excellent and probable option where the average criminal’s reaction to the fake ah crew is something generally along the lines of “oh great it’s THESE assholes again”

because when you come down to it the fahc is a big group of bored idiots with time and money and that lends itself to some irritating happenstances and the poor delinquents of los santos are just trying to make a dishonest living

“the fake ah crew cleared out the ammu-nation and now i can’t finish off this paid assassination.”

“the fake ah crew demolished the whole shopping district with flare guns and i can’t rob this store without a balaclava.”

“the fake ah crew keeps failing to rob the bank i’m trying to rob and now there’s always cops there.”

the fake ah crew bought all the dildos at this shop for another elaborate prank and now i can’t get off.”

Imitation’s the most sincere form of flattery

“Hey Ryan, looks like you have an all-girl fanclub,” Geoff nodded to the TV.


The TV showed security footage of three Vagabond look-a-likes, complete with trademark jacket and face paint, all of whom were clearly female and all with brightly coloured hair, as they made off with a cache of weapons they’d just lifted from Ammu-Nation. They clearly had some skills.

“Hmm… Not bad.”

The TV reporter explained, “This is the only available footage of the perpetrators. Police are currently investigating the possibility that they are related to the gang known as the Fake AH Crew.”

A fuzzy image of Ryan captured by a convenience store security camera several years ago flashed onto the screen.

“The outfits worn by the perpetrators bear resemblance to the Fake AH Crew member known only as ‘The Vagabond’. Investigations are ongoing. If you have any information –”

Geoff switched off the TV. “That’s such a shitty photo of you.”

“Think I should send them a headshot they can use instead?” Ryan smirked and raised an eyebrow.

“Ryan the used-to-be-a-model guy…”

“Those girls really nailed it,” Gavin observed, “The face paint, I mean.” He had a still image of them pulled up on his laptop. “Check it out, they even got the contacts right.”

Ryan took a careful look at the image. They were accurate all right. The black and white skull design carefully painted on their faces matched his almost exactly. Funny thing was, as far as he knew, no photos of his current face paint design existed. How had they been able to copy him so precisely?

These girls were worth tracking down.

And that’s how Lindsay, Mica and Meg got involved with the Fakes.

Who said cosplay never got you anywhere?

Ill-Gotten Gains DLC: Part One!

New DLC will be coming to Grand Theft Auto V next week!

The Benefactor Stirling GT, featuring Gull Wing Doors.

Due to a surge in high-end crime across southern San Andreas, demand for luxury goods and services is at an all-time high. Upscale merchants of all kinds are scrambling to fill their inventories to serve the newly wealthy. The first of two major deliveries this summer will be hitting the showrooms of luxury car dealerships, the shelves of top arms suppliers and other prestigious retailers in June. Here are a few new screenshots featuring some of the new rides and accessories coming to GTA Online next week – and be on the lookout for another big shipment coming this summer.

The Enus Windsor, featuring vehicle wraps from all the top designers of Rockford Hills.

The Buckingham Swift Deluxe, the Solid Gold Variant of the Buckingham Swift.

The Combat PDW (Personal Defense Weapon), coming soon to an Ammu-Nation near you!

The Albany Virgo

The Pegasus Osiris, featuring Gull Wing Doors.

The Buckingham Luxor Deluxe, a Solid Gold Variant of the Buckingham Luxor.

Hundreds of new clothing items and accessories are arriving to exclusive clothiers.

Another stunning picture of The Pegassi Osiris