I'm so tired of this triangle, and I just wanna know how everyone else is doing?
How’s Farkle, Smackle and Zay? Are they eating? Can Farkle even ski? Do the three of them have a group chat complaining about the triangle? How’s Yarby doing? Has corn chip Dave had any corn chips lately? Are Wyatt and Sarah still dating?? These are all very important things that need to be addressed
Riley Matthews: relax. just do less, kid. maya is finally experiencing some positive development because of YOU, her good influence, and you dismiss it as an identity crisis. not cool girl. let! her! blossom! also let go of lucas, he’s not the one you want. trust us. we see the way you and farkle look at each other ;) ;) ;)
Maya Hart: SUNSHINE!! forget what riley says, your growth is 👌👌👌👌 also its okay to do something for yo self. grab that boi by the shirt collar and choose him, stop waiting for him to choose you. u two are in LUV also u are beautiful never change peaches
Lucas Friar: holy shit kid. get it together. all this waiting is only making everything worse… we all know you’re in love with maya. also hang out with zay more
Farkle Minkus: smackle is rad but like……….riley…..is the one for you. for a genius it’s taking u a while to figure it out js😛
Zay Babineau: boiiiiiiiiiii u are the only constant in this honking show never leave us