Amy Schumer: “I’M SUCH A WHORE!! MY VAGINA IS BIG AND HAS LOTS OF FLAPS!! I’M GROSS! LET ME TALK ABOUT HOW BAD MY VAGINA SMELLS!! MEN ARE FUCKING GROSS, RIGHT? LETS GET POLITICAL REAL QUICK! NOM NOM NOM FEED ME DICK AND CUM!!!!”
Amy Schumer: “My special has a 1 star rating because of trolls and the alt-right!!“
What a wonderful gift our writers gave us and our viewers to show the following: Even if you think you know the other person wants it, it’s never a bad idea to ask. Even if you think you can pick up where you left off, it’s never okay to assume everyone is on the same page. Even if someone seemed “into it” 5 minutes ago, 5 hours ago, 5 days ago, 5 months ago or 5 years ago, if they don’t seem into it now, it’s never okay to ignore someone’s nervousness or hesitancy. - Mayim Bialik
Btw, Mayim’s article is from December, and meanwhile we also had episode 10x23 when Sheldon (after asking for consent once again) also wants to make it clear that they are not making love for the wrong reasons, and he’s not trying to manipulate her in any way.
Historically, I tend to inflict Haunted House AUs on every fandom I find myself in. (And I’m not talking literal haunted houses here; I’m talking about those places that pop up around Halloween or year-round, where you walk through spooky sets and actors jump out at you. Sometimes there are free-roaming actors in scarezone-type things.) I just…love haunted houses/haunts. Very much. And therefore it becomes fun to think about how a cast of known characters might behave in one of them.
Harbly Marblies, however, is a little tougher, because here we’ve got a cast of characters who are living in a modern-day world where haunts would exist…but who are also deeply traumatized by supernatural spookythings, probably to the point where there is no chance in hell you’d ever get them through the front doors of a haunt.
So we’ve got some options here. Here are a couple of them.
(Cut because holy cow this post got longer than I expected.)
if i lived in the pokemon universe i’d probably have a really strong team filled with jacked up pokemon with great base stats and clever movesets and perfect IVs and stuff but THEN….
i’d also have like a little pool in my backyard for my magikarps and i’d put my hand in the water and stroke their bodies lovingly, along with some other smaller fishy pokemons like basculin and barboach
and i’d also have a place for my murkrows and spearows and pidgeys and all my other small bird pokemon to roost and i’d sit under a tree and feed them birdseeds
and i’d have a playset for my shinx and my clefairy and everybody because yknow what? they cant battle, but that doesnt mean theyre useless
they can garden and swing and dance and cook and clean and play and laugh and love and be my friend and thats all that they need to do
all pokemon are great and it always makes me sad lowkey when people say “this pokemon is useless though” because no!!! no its not! !! i’ll catch them nd love them anyways just watch me!!!