americation

Russia and America tied back to back
  • Russia: well comrade, I guess this is it. It was nice working with You, do you have any last words?
  • America: I guess we're in a pretty tight knot, huh Ivan?
  • Russia:
  • Russia: for the love of god shoot him first

doux-amer said:

YESSSSSS. I LOVE B99.

OH MY GODDDDDD IDK HOW AND WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WATCH THIS SHOW BC IT’S LIKE??? EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED?????

  • team as family trope
  • diversity
  • so!! many!!! great!!! friendships!!!!!
  • weird awkward people whose friends love & care about them rather than just tolerating them
  • THE MOST HEALTHY AND WONDERFUL ROMANTIC SUBPLOT EVER
  • FRIENDS-TO-LOVERS DONE RLY RLY WELL
  • THEY COMMUNICATE AND CARE ABT EACH OTHER’S INTERESTS AND TRUST EACH OTHER SO MUCH HELP ME
  • jake casually calling capt holt “dad.” amy aggressively seeking his approval. holt’s relationship w everyone is perfect tbh. A+ team dad
  • racism/sexism/homophobia called out
  • those episodes where they went to florida? listen. i have NEVER seen a more accurate portrayal of florida on tv. it’s really like that. really
  • rosa diaz is the light of my life
  • idk idk i could go on and probably WILL bc i just caught up w season 4 and then i immediately… went back and started rewatching the entire show from the beginning………….. pls come scream at me about b99 any time
Disneyland with a side of dessert

Chris Evans X Y/N.

Warnings:Sex, language. Not much else really.

Summary: 

Y/N is in a interview alongside Chris Evans, during so it’s revealed that  she’s never gone to Disneyland and Chris can’t fathom the idea. Being the gentleman that he is, he vows to take you to Disneyland because… everyone should go at least once in their life.  


Y/n  smile as her nerves tempt to get the best of her, James Corden is slowly making his way down the sofa, asking both fan and random questions that he found. Chris Evans was the first to go, answering the obvious questions. “What does he think about the new direction Cap is going? Does he see a real love interest with Agent 13 and Cap? How many dogs does he own? Is he more a dog man or cat man?” 

Y/N watched Chris answer the questions with enthusiasm and nervousness, he smiled too much and struggled to convey what he truly meant sometimes. However as James cards of question dwindled down, she knew it was close to being her turn. Which normally wouldn’t be a problem but she was late for rehearsals and had no clue what she would be asked. 

The English talk show host starts off simple, “where was she born, what was her favorite subject” and as the questions progress they become different in nature, some personal others ridiculous. It’s the second to last question that gets a reaction she didn’t expect. 

“Now, Y/N, is it true that you’ve never been to Disneyland?” Some of the audience members gasp with shock as James finishes his question. 

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Ozomatli, or Monkey, is the sign of artists. Monkeys are related to Quetzalcoatl, the Teotl of Creation. They are known for playfulness, mischievousness, and creativity. In the glyph, they wear the shell-earring of the Teteo of dance, and their foreheads, which is to say, their thoughts, are adorned with jade and turquoise stones.

Ozomatli is ruled by Xochipilli, the Teotl of art, dance, song, hallucinogenic plants, and the sun in the morning. He is the patron of artists.

Above, appears a young man, fishing in a pond. He sweeps up a fish covered in “jewel” glyphs; he is successful in his endeavors, and the fruits of his labor are precious. He speaks, and his words are flowers and jewels. He has the red and white loincloth of the Teteo of death, for the ability to speak in wisdom is won only through suffering. His hair, which is to say, his Tonalli, his destiny, is adorned with jewels and precious quetzal plumes. The pond in which he labors is filled with sea-shells and jewels. The shells are symbols of darkness, the moon, re-birth, and sexuality. The pond rests upon a crimson axe, which is in flames; this is the axe of Tlaloc, the Teotl of Rain, and symbolizes lightning. The flaming axe paired with the cool waters transforms the whole into an Atl Tlachinolli, “Fire and Water.” In the pairing of the two elements of the cosmos, masculine fire and feminine water, conflict is born, and the cosmos set in motion. Through Atl Tlachinolli, which is to say, suffering, sacrifice, death, and destruction, art and creativity is given the impetus to come into being, as wisdom, as explanation, as balm, and as guide. Below, Xochipilli, the Prince of Flowers, speaks; his words are a chain of jewels, of knowledge and precious wisdom, heeded by the artist born on his day.


Ozomatli, o Mono, es el signo de los artistas. Los monos están relacionados con Quetzalcoatl, el Teotl de la Creación. Son conocidos por ser juguetón, por su malicia y su creatividad. En el glifo llevan el pendiente del Teteo de la danza, y en su frente, es decir, sus pensamientos, está adornado con jade y piedras turquesas.

Ozomatli esta gobernado por Xochipilli, el Teotl de arte, danza, canto, plantas alucinógenas, y el sol en la mañana. Es el mecenas de los artistas.

Arriba, aparece un hombre joven, pescando en un estanque. Lleva un pez cubierto de glifos de “joyas”; Él tiene éxito en sus esfuerzos, y los frutos de su trabajo son preciosos. Él habla, y sus palabras son flores y joyas. Él tiene el taparrabos rojo y blanco del Teteo de la muerte, porque la capacidad de hablar en sabiduría esta ganada sólo a través del sufrimiento. Su pelo, es decir, su Tonalli, su destino, está adornado con joyas y preciosas plumas de quetzal. El estanque en el que trabaja está lleno de conchas marinas y joyas. Las conchas son símbolos de la oscuridad, la luna, el renacimiento y la sexualidad. El estanque descansa sobre un hacha carmesí, que está en llamas; Este es el hacha de Tlaloc, el Teotl de la lluvia, y simboliza el rayo. El hacha flameante emparejada con las aguas frescas transforma el todo en un Atl Tlachinolli, “Fuego y Agua”. En el apareamiento de los dos elementos del cosmos, el fuego masculino y el agua femenina nace el conflicto y el cosmos se pone en movimiento. A través de Atl Tlachinolli, es decir, el sufrimiento, el sacrificio, la muerte y la destrucción, el arte y la creatividad reciben el impulso de llegar a ser, como sabiduría, explicación, bálsamo y guía. Abajo, habla Xochipilli, el Príncipe de las Flores; Sus palabras son una cadena de joyas, de conocimiento y sabiduría preciosa, atendido por el artista nacido en su día.