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joe-isnt-here-right-now I HATE THAT SHIT OMG MONKIES HAVE TAILS IT IS NOT THAT HARD 

@banana-orenji Fucking hell I saw an American Alligator today with pennies on his back from people throwing shit on him and he was blatantly uncomfortable fuck

littlestwarrior I DID THE SAME WHEN I GOT MY NEW CAMERAL LOL, I tend to try and sit for a few minutes on each exhibit to take nice pics but the other people I’ll go with aren’t really about it and it makes me sad.

laughterofcrows if ppl seem confused i may like, slide a fun fact in there but i tend to not go out of my way cause they look at me like ‘asshole’ and i’m like ‘at least i’m educated’

@monstergrins PANDEATER 

@alyssterinec RIGHT?! I need like 10-20 minutes per animal like how often am i gonna see this species, especially if it’s endangered, it might be extinct by the end of this sentence oAo

skkon it’s a conspiracy, they were trying to turn you all against each other XD 

hannibalulilshit friend I will get you some warm blankets and cocoa you have fought the idocrcacy long enough

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One of my coworkers brought his baby american alligator to work today!

He got to enjoy some live plants and fresh fish. u w u

(DISCLAIMER: This coworker has the appropriate licences to own an american alligator and has a responsible person who will be taking the alligator when he gets about 6ft.)