american theory

ahs cult episode 1: *premieres*

us: “there is a cult and ally’s wife ivy is in it and knows winter who is in the cult with kai. kai is running this show and it recruiting people based on their fears. the therapist is in on it too with his knowledge. so is the detective to protect their crimes. everyone we meet from this point on will be in the cult. it’s going to be ally against the entire town.”

ahs episode 4: “omg all these people are in the cult! and ivy knew winter???? winter probably brought her into the cult??? whatta PLOT TWIST! WE DID NOT SEE THIS COMING!!!!!!!”

us: 

Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

  • Woody Roundup is a collective effort
  • Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

  • There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

  • People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY


thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

  • John: We have some exciting news.
  • Hercules: Okay.
  • Alexander: As you know, John and I have been together a long time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible.
  • Hercules: Okay.
  • Alexander: After a careful evaluation of our relationship, we decided that the time was right to take a step forward.
  • Hercules: Okay.
  • Alexander: Do you want to say it?
  • John: Let’s say it together.
  • Both: We’re getting a turtle!
  • Hercules: This is why I’ve been saying we should keep champagne on ice.

So I’m sure that a fair number of people have seen the above post (sorry I don’t know who the op is but credit goes to them. I got his off of pinterest orz), and it got me thinking and overanalyzing, right? And so I keep asking “Where in the hell were the Gems getting the money to pay for the house before Greg became a millionaire?” And so then I start remembering stuff and so here’s my theory, and it gets more profound than just where the Gems are getting money. The Crystal Gems are the freaking Founding Mothers of America.

So for one, Rose Quartz has a giant penny in her armory. I’m still not entirely sure what to make of it, as when I googled “Giant penny”, most of what came up were pannels of a Batman comic where one was used as…a restraining device? Decoration? I’m not sure? Anyways, that’s most all that came up adisdes form a massive work of art that was one giant penny made up of thousands of smaller pennies. My inital thought is, however, that it was bestowed upon Rose Quartz as an honor. (Unliss she just uses it to roll over enemies in battle, which is actually what came to mind the first time I saw the episode lol.) 

But far, far more importantly, we have seen Pearl on coins in the show. Legal tender type coins. 

Pretty famous image, if  I’m not mistaken. (I also could have sworn up and down that I saw a screenshot one time that had a coin in it that had Opal on it, but maybe it was fake. I can’t find it anymore.) 

Now people don’t ge tput on coins unless they heavily influenced American history. (granted I’m hella salty that Andrew Jackson is on our money and Marquis de Llafayette is not, but ya know, whatever.) On top of that, the visage of a gem takes the place of our Illuminati (or whatever it is) pyramid and eye on our own American Dollars in the world of Steven Universe.

Gems were clearly influential somehow. To America specifically, as they see fit to place them on the legal tender.

Now, back moreso onto how the Gems get money, in “Rising Tides, Crashing Skies”, Mayor Dewey freaks out at the word “cover” when talking to Raynaldo, shouting “Cover up? What cover up!? SECURITY!!” I thought this was just a gag at conspiracy humor at first, because it just added to Raynaldo’s whole conspiracy reality and it was funny. But thinking about it now, seems like it’s far from just a gag. 

(also sorry the subs are in Spanish, lol. They just happened to be the most convenient videos I found.)

So this bit’s just speculation for the most part, but like, what if the American Government is supplying the Crystal Gems with money because they basically owe it to them. I mean, the spent over two hundred years since the country was founded likely without asking for anything in return, then here they are suddenly needing to build a house and pay light and water bills and groceries and APPARENTLY give their new son a smartphone. And it’s no tlike they can exactly turn down the 6,000+ year old women and the 5,000+ year old girl who was born inside your borders that also happened to liberate your entire nation from its oppressive colonizers from far away. Sounds like something right up the Crystal Gem’s alley imo.

What if what Dewey was trying to cover  up was the fact that Beach City’s taxpayer dollars were going to housing a trio of jobless women raising a son that they can’t afford on their own because they don’t even need to eat and therefore don’t even need jobs?

Idk it’s a fun thought. And it explains a lot. If nothing else just spread the word that the Crystal Gems are the Founding Mothers of America ok because this calls for its own musical

First…. Many Indigenous Nations have calendars which have
been counting the years for a very long time. I am aware that
the calendar of the Mohawk Indian Nation has been counting
the winters for over 33,120 years. This pre-dates the so-called
‘land-bridge’ of the Bering Strait theory, unless, of course, the
Bering Strait scientists decide to move their interestingly illusive
time period for “early migration” of Indians back to 40,000 years!
Many American Indian early histories tell of events that took
place on this Turtle continent (North America) long before any
so-called ice age. But, for political reasons, these histories
have been mostly ignored. You see, the Bering Strait, in truth,
is a theory that was born of the politics and propaganda of
early America. In the midst of the American 'Manifest Destiny’
social climate, the Bering Strait theory provided a 'scientific’
means to justify the taking of ancestral Indian lands. In short,
the mythical theory eased the conscience, as it was a way for
land hungry immigrants to believe that, because Indian people
were only 'recent inhabitants’ of this land , it was not really their
'homeland’. Therefore Indians were, in their minds, not any more
the 'original people’ of this land than they were. This was, and
still is, the political power of the infamous 'Bering Strait theory’.
— 

The B.S. (Bering Strait) Myth
By John Two-Hawks

The Bering Strait Theory was made to make colonialism seem less like exploitation.

I’m saying this RIGHT FUCKING NOW:

Ivy knows Ally is growing paranoid by the second and she KNEW about Ally hiding a gun so when the blackout happened, she made sure to talk in front of Pedro so he can overhear their situation so he sees it as some kind of good deed to go head over Ally’s way when Ivy asks him to send things to the house. IVY IS NOT ONLY IN THE CULT BUT THEY PLANNED THE BLACKOUT AND SHE SET PEDRO UP TO GO TO THEIR HOUSE, KNOWING THAT ALLY WILL BE TRIGGER-HAPPY AT ANY SMALL NOISE. LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!

Ally

You better be the big baddie behind all of this at the end of the day.

Let’s think about this for a minute…

All of these people in the Cult, Ally hates.

Ally and Kai are the greatest love story according to Ryan Murphy.

Ally in a name itself is suggestive of this, as are the trailers of the clowns worshipping a queen. “Alison” means “noble, kind”.

“Fear is truth.” - Kai

“Alison” also is derived from Alice, meaning “truth.”

Ally “goes insane” by Ivy driving her to it. Ivy saved her before. What better of an alibi than insanity/paranoia.

The Cult are dressed as clowns! For what motivation? Who would suspect her?

Putting herself at the scene of every single crime except for the Changs, Bob, Serena, and the couple locked up in a coffin. She’s even caused a few herself. The (chef and the) man she shot but didn’t get charged with, illustrating that she can abscond herself from the law.

Kai set up that group of protesters outside the restaurant and may be she was playing along.

This show is slowly turning into how the members of THE CULT become tortured.

This whole past episode was about someone taking credit for another’s crimes. Hmmm…

“Wars need martyrs.” - Valerie

If Ally hasn’t been painted as the victim, I don’t know, who has.

She has never truly been harmed in any way by the Cult physically, which is the ONLY manner SAVE for Ally in which they attack.

Ally is queen bee. I’m holding onto this theory until I am proven wrong.

anonymous asked:

That kid Ozzie reminds me of michael langdon. I think in the preview he is wearing that black & green striped sweater that Tate wore. Ally and Ivy haven't told him who his father is. Canonically, the events of murder house took place 6 years ago- I'm not sure how old ozzie is supposed to be but perhaps somewhere around there. Plus he's not averse to violence/blood (and displayed little hesitation in watching a clown murder take place).

You might be onto something… Ryan DID say that he fully expects Jessica to return (I have my doubts about it being this season though because she’s going through some personal stuff) but I’m not gonna give into false hope of seeing Queen Constance again… I went through that with Hotel and got LET DOWN

AHS CULT THEORY

So, I originally was not into this season so far because of how random it seemed that the Cult were terrorizing this random couple for no reason, But then I saw this post that mentioned all the striped shirts Oz wears and how he looks similar to Tate from S1 and it got me thinking that oz might be the missing bit of info that ties it all together.

So the facts are, oz does look like a young Tate, and when winter asked which mom was his real mom, he said he didn’t remember. Perhaps he’s adopted and his bio mom is Vivian Harmon.

That of course would make him half ghost and half human, which would mean he was the antichrist like they said in S1.

Now, Kai’s whole gig is fear, and on top of the end times being probably the scariest thing that COULD ever happen, this season is all about politics and fear, and what did people say about Obama back when he was president and Trump now? He’s the antichrist. He’s gonna destroy the world. Etc. So the political motif fits when you tie that in.

So my guess is somehow this season ties into season 1 and that somehow Kai found out Oz is the pawn they need to take power in his fear campaign thing and that explains why he’s harassing these poor lesbians.

Also fun fact that kind of ties this whole thing together: I googled Ozymandias which is Oz’s full name and it’s the name of a tyrannical Egyptian pharaoh who called himself “The King of Kings”. Just to add to the antichrist theory and all.

Day 7 - Favorite psycho
Tate Langdon💀