american strudel

Just cause there’s like this recipe structure in place that tells you what you want is a granny smith apple, I don’t know, maybe you go to college and you decide you want to experiment with like the fuji apples for a little bit. And maybe when you take a couple bites out of the fuji apple who was nothing but good to you, you decide you want to leave. Like, thats cool! That’s a thing! That’s ok! You just eat the core out of that fuji apple, you take its heart, and you leave! Long story short, eat whatever apples you want; just remember apples have feeling you cunt bitch!
—  Hannah Hart, MDK Holiday (X)