Alex, you're going to have to stop screwing around if you want to be Eliza's boyfriend.
"Boyfriend"? I don't want to be Eliza's boyfriend.
Well, what do you want, then?
I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.