american made cars

Give me a comic series about the GLS but they’re always chilling at each other’s places and getting along okay

Guy just walks through Hal’s apartment door and swing open the fridge to steal a beer and is like “your piece of shit car runs now, tomorrow I’ll head to the junk yard and get ya a new fucking windshield” Hal just nods and pops a pizza roll in his mouth. Kyle is passed out on the couch with pain all over his face, no one questions it. John is chilling on the floor trying to get some work done. He’s got no clue how to incorporate all of his client’s requests but he’s fucking trying

Later on in the series Simon and Guy bond over cars although Guy stands by his statement that American made cars are shit

Jessica makes pancakes one time and somehow Guy ends up telling the story of how he got drunk Kyle drew a face on his belly and his belly, who he calls “lil Guy” supposedly told John he has pretty eyes and called Hal a bitch

Make love to your beautiful wife in a God sent American made car she comes every time but fuck her in a Honda and afterwards she’ll start telling you about Brian from work whose like, oh my god, so funny, you should have heard this one joke- until you’ve dug your fingernails so far deep into your thigh you draw blood.

“I grew up in Texas, and people love their American-made muscle cars there. I grew up around people who loved cars and took care of cars and my dad’s a big car nut, so I learned a little bit about cars - how to love them, most importantly. I think that from the time I could remember, I’ve always envisioned myself in a vintage muscle car.”